/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Take away his cayenne

I head over to his blog for all the ingredient amounts

"Sir, this is an insult! I demand you meet me round the outside, round the outside, round the outside."

I do nothing
He is now the earl of my girl

>>10713002
Give him the ol' poka poka.

>>10713051
7/10

>>10713002
I mean.. right there in the club? My girlfriend doesn't fucking wait does she?

>>10713002
I take a pinch of cayenne from my pocket and blow it in his eyes

>>10713068
Then grab that big gut and give him the ol' shake-ah shake-ah.

>>10713002
I give way, remarking that he is, after all, the Christopher Stubbs of cucking in clubs

>>10713084
Nope. She is after all the Donald Trump of getting pumped by chumps.

>>10713104
Hey, Chef John ain't no chump.

Oh well I guess I tape it and post it online and dump her after making sure to send it to her family and friends.

I mean maybe i'm a cuck now but it's Chef John, what can you do?

>>10713002
I ask him to please stop the tapa, on my girls brapa

>>10713002
You know, Chef John, you and I, we are not so different

>>10713309
WE'RE NOTHING ALIKE

>>10713002
I roll up my sleeves and ask him to go round the outside, round the outside

>>10713002
thats just you tapping

>>10713002
kek

>>10713002
Nothing. He's now the Warren Sapp of my girlfriend's brap.

>>10713329
It wasn't that funny the first time either, faggot.

>>10713002
I'd tell him to fuck off because this is a womyn-born-womyn table.

>>10714393
Based

Also, Chef John is my spirit animal.

I shake-a shake-a

>>10713049
After all, you are the Eminem of your m&ms

I don't get his "puns" they don't rhyme half the time

>>10717512
That's fine. You are, after all, the Attila the Hun of your puns

>>10718319
fucking kek

>>10713051
underrated post

>>10713103
Damn

He's going to become the 'John' Wayne Gacy of internet chefs, isn't he?

He's serving human..

>>10713309
Jack, there was a time I looked at you - before you became the pitiful blob who humiliates himself in front of youtube every week -
that I looked at you with hopes that you had the gift.

I see now that my lenience was misguided. You have gone too far. You are neither the Minneli of your chicken and spaghetti, nor the Balboa of your granola. You are a travesty, and I must do what I should have done a long time ago.

>>10719893
>Minneli of your chicken and spaghetti, nor the Balboa of your granola. You are a travesty, and I must do what I should have done a long time ago.


Did you just invoke Liza Minneli and Rocky? Is this a movie reference?

>>10719893
As a token of my mercy, you will die at the hand of my newest technique.

Trust me, you're going to love this. I am after all the Scott Macalister Bryce, of ending your miserable life.

>>10719907

YOU QRE, AFTER ALL, THE KEK OF YOUR LUCK

then he cums everywhere.

you bitch

>bitch

>>10713051

>>10719893
>>10719907
kek

>>10713002
I avert my gaze and walk away without turning my back on the chef, offering up the woman as a sacrifice to him.

Who's he? I'd just break the fat cunts jaw

>>10713047
Nice

>>10719775
He's more likely to be the John Wayne Gacy, of your cherry glacé