/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10710321
oats beans rice eggs milk ramen

next question

>>10710336
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ramen

>>10710345
why don't you subsist off cum alone and spend the $20 on some high heels?

>>10710336
shit bro i mean what am i just gonna eat unseasoned rice and beans for every meal of the day?


anyway, I just got a brilliant idea - hotdogs
It's what like $3 for some buns and $5 for a shitton of dogs?

it'll be a little weird having my housemates see me eating hotdogs for every meal, but shit they've been watching me have a sandwich for every meal of the day consisting of a single slice of turkey and a piece of cheese

>>10710357
I mentioned ramen in the OP you dumbfuck

>>10710362

>>10710321
pack of rice, pack of beans, pack of lentils, some tomatoes and onions, if you have left over some peppers, garlic would be nice but not needed, oh carrots too if you can

>make bean and lentil soup
>if you have some four you can fry the bean soup and make it ticcer and it's tasty af
>boil rice add whatever leftover vegies you have

if you have leftover money you can get eggs and meat which can be done alone or with the other dishes

>>10710373
>some four
obviously meant flour

>>10710371
Post feet

>>10710373
what is it with you beanfags, who wants fucking beans for every meal of the day

can't be good for you

>>10710362
steal black pepper and salt from a fast food place

>>10710396
>beans
>can't be good for you

If only there was a way to find out...

>>10710396
dude you have 20$ for 2 weeks, the fuck do you want gordon ramsy meme tier shit? those there will give him the most for his buck, also never said you have to eat only beans I gave him 3 options exactly for that reason

>>10710397
This add some ketchup and black pepper to hot water for tomato soup

>>10710321
slavic magic:
https://youtu.be/UKfmRhfuI8g

>>10710408
i meant having bean soup for breakfast lunch and dinner, it just sounds fucked up yknow?
i guess I saw in some documentary about centenarians that legume consumption was a common factor in long-living populations, so what the hell do I know

fuck it guys I'm going to the store, I'm just gonna get some fucking shitty sandwich materials again

I didn't mention it, but my only cooking utensils are a rubber spatula and a 10-inch skillet with no lid so eggs/ramelets/hammy egg sandys are really my only option
maybe quesadilla shit isn't such a bad idea either

>>10710321
Flour, peanut butter, beans, cabbage, oil, eggs, hot sauce

>>10710446
Not sure if this is obvious but when you do get some more money invest in some spices. Spices and proper seasoning can just make the most plain meals exciting. Eg. Italian herb mix added to grilled cheese ham tomato sandwiches turns them pizza like and tasty as fuck.

thanks for the depressing inspiration everyone, I got some good ideas

>>10710493
i just moved into a new place and I now realize these guys have a fat spice rack, i can probably siphon some off without trouble

>>10710373
This.

Protip: live on a farm. I pay for nothing but meat if I want it.

>>10710545
thanks brb gonna go live on a farm

>>10710321
r i c e
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>>10710553
You are what you eat, it's worth thinking about.

>>10710321
Behold gyppo cuisine

Get as much gas as you need (max 20$), drive to the nearest village and steal from farms until your trunk is full
Chickens can be taken alive for comic impact when the police stops you

Leftover money is best spent in ciggis

>>10710321
>Buy some weird not-killing poison
>go to McDiabetes
>go to random table and Yell "STOP DON'T EAT THAT"
>put poison without anyone noticing
>eat it
>almost die
>Demand Mc Diabetes
Now you have $10.000.000 to eat for 2 weeks. Later virgins.

>>10710321

The whole premise of this post is that you have to buy groceries only once and you can't go to the store again for two weeks. I'm assuming that I have a little studio apartment, some basic cookware, pots/pans, access to running water, silverware, salt, pepper, basic condiments, etc. With that being my assumption, I'd go with:

>10lb bag of rice, ~$4
>64oz jar of peanut butter ~$6
>30oz jar of grape jelly ~$2
>loaf of bread ~$3
>dozen eggs ~$2
>1lb bag of cheap lunch meat ~$3

OATS
A
T
S
Beans
Potatoes
Cabbage, carrots, a couple onions, whatever the fuck is cheap where you live
Cheapest meat you can find, if it has bones wa-la thats soup for u my nigga. Butchers will probably give you bones and shit for free
A fat of your choice to cook in it

well boys, managed to scrape this together for $16, gonna go to my moms house tomorrow and steal a bunch of pasta and oats, maybe go to the store again for more bananas and pasta sauce

still over a dollar per bagey, though I'll have plenty of eggs to use for other shit, this should last me at least a week with 2 hammy eggy bageys per day and oats for brekky, with the supplemental pasta and junk I can stretch it to two weeks I'm sure


tonight for instance, I'll be having the venerable "eggy sammy" as I have 2 pieces of wheat bread leftover

>>10710659
nah i can go to the store all I want, it's 2 blocks away, but I'm innacity so shit is really pricey

>>10710757
Out of all of the good suggestions in this thread, you pick none of them. Kill yourself, faggot.

>>10710776
yeah lemme just cop them rice n beanz yee yee sheeit fuck you nigger

i said i'm getting oats and pasta fucker

>>10710757
>Packed ham
>Sluced cheese
>Cream cheese
>That nasty fucking bread
>No vegetables at all

kys yourself
You are going to think about it after a week eating that shit lmao

>>10710814
You should get a rope while you're at it you fucking double nigger.

unironically HUEL

>>10710757
>So much cheese
>no rice
>could've bought so many vegetables and had them so many different ways using housemates' spice rack

You had so many good suggestions and didn't use any. You deserve all the shit that you're gonna cop from the board, sorry friendo.

>>10710362
>shit bro i mean what am i just gonna eat unseasoned rice and beans for every meal of the day?
yes
you want better food, make more money

>>10710849
what the fuck am I gonna do with vegetables? fuckin eat fried peppers for a meal? what the fuck?

I said I'd get some fuckin pasta and maybe rice or taters whatever, but as I said I don't even have a fuckin pot
and let's just say the cheese was free

>>10710877
Get some fucking dishes from your mom's you fucking donkey.

here's tonight's eggy sandwich a la King (of the egg fort)

>>10710816
fuck off, I've got 'nanas for any vegetably needs my body may have
just for you though I'll get a pepper tomorrow and slice that into any future eggy/pasta dishes

fuck it, I guess it's back to shoplifting, only in high school I did it for the thrills

>>10710373
>bean and lentil soup
not really the best idea with summer coming up desu
catalonians have empedrat tho, basically a chickpea, bean and lentil salad I think? there should be some recipes around using legumes for cold dishes

Vegetable soup

You can make a shitload of it with $20, and it will keep you alive and healthy for a very long time.

Get some eggs too and you are good to go.

And milk, a lot of milk.

>>10711306
I c-can't h-h-have milk :''''''(

>>10710321
Maybe try going to the food bank, with the money you save you could buy alcohol.
;)

>>10711315
>I c-can't h-h-have milk :''''''(
You are an evolutionary dead end and should consider having a vasectomy as to not propagating your inferior genes forward unto the next generation.

That said, stick to vegetable soup, you can't go wrong with it.

Here is a basic soup mix:

3 potatoes
2 tomatoes
1 carrot
(Optional)1 small piece of meat of your choice

Basically, just boil those togheter, let it cool and throw it in a blender, this should result in a cream. Just stir-fry some onions and\or garlic with some cooking oil of your choosing and throw the blended cream in.

This should be pretty filling and healthy, shuld yield several portions too, which you can easily store in tupperwares and leave it at your fridge or freeze it.

You can add vegetables of your choosing into this mix, will go well with pumpkin, squash, raddishes.

If the cream texture is not your thing, just chop your igredients into pieces of similar size and boil in water, add little soup pastas to it if you want.

Also, bean soup is the very best soup, blend 1-2 cups of cooked beans with some water, use that as a soup base and add potatoes, carrots, bell peppers and string beans. If you have red wine around the house, a couple spoons of it into the soup makes it much more delicious,

Other than that, you can get creative and make other soup recipes, like cold soups, but I am not a big fan of those.

>>10711320
Now there's an experienced poorfag.

>>10711386
I don't got no blender muddafuka

>>10711426
>I don't got no blender muddafuka
Not a problem, boil the veggies and then smash them into a pulp using a fork, or just eat the diced veggies soup version.

>>10710321
I haven't bought groceries in months....eh damn, since last year it seems.

>t. farmer

>>10711315
Start small? Never gonna build tolerance NOT doing something. Unless a small amount kills you or something, then nevermind.

>>10710757
That’s gonna last you like a week. Why the fuck didn’t you buy bulk staples like beans and rice? Why buy relatively expensive packaged shit? How the fuck do you even survive being poor with such fuckawful financial sense?

>>10710321

rice
potatoes
onions
beans
cheap bulk seasoning

pork shoulder with any money left over

>>10710321
Dried beans + Rice. In Canada I couldn't get enough of both to last me two weeks for $20 though, even assuming literally no other ingredients.

>>10710321
51 packs of ramen

>>10710757
That's literally two days worth of food...

>>10712537
True. 2 weeks is a long time for only 20 bucks.

>>10710757
>>10710321

Looks like someone went to the store hungry.

You also ignored a lot of good advice and got like 3 days worth of food that isnt that filing or nutritious. How are you gonna spread 10 slices of cheese over 2 weeks? I hope you run into some money, anon, or after day 5 this will be brutal for you.

Instead of bagels get cheap, filling carbs. Like rice, potatoes, or even cheap white bread.

Instead of cream cheese and expensive sliced cheese (Seriously dude, those 2 things were probably like 8 bucks total alone) get vegatables. Onions, squash, broccoli, mushrooms, you could of gotten all of that for under $8. Hate cooking all that raw stuff? Go to your frozen food isle and get whatever veggies you want for cheaper and cook them in the microwave. Frozen green beans are like $1 a bag.
You could of gotten some beans too if your into that.
If you NEED cheese at least go for some bulk cheese blocks...

Are you just gonna have pasta and plain pasta sauce?

How about instead of a prepackaged smoked ham you get the cheapest raw meat you can find. Sausages, ground beef, frozen chicken breasts, top round or whatever roast is cheapest. Spend $6 on a few pounds of roast or chicken and add stuff to your meals for weeks.
You could of even gone the hotdog route if you were so inclined.

Eggs were a good choice.

Eating while poor is all about planning, anon. So you dont go starving. And based on this post you planned poorly.

Hope the money fairy visits you son....

>>10710757
Good luck. Better freeze those bagels for next week if you planned on stretching it that long

>>10710321
20 mcchicken

>>10710757
>he buys store brand while on a budget

>>10710321

Celery, peanut butter, 6 shin ramyun, carrots, 10 ears of corn, eggs, lotsa romaine, your favorite dressing. EZ

>>10710545
>pay for nothing but meat
Dude feeding animals is expensive, I gusss it balances out since you do get a bunch of eggs and milk?

>>10710659
>eating sandwiches without cheese
At least get knockoff kraft or something

>>10712542
maybe for you fatty

>>10712930
thnx for the thoughtful post, you're right about a lot of things

I'll be able to get a bunch of pasta and oats and shit at my mommys house today so that will def help diversify the menu
and yeah, I can eat pasta with plain pasta sauce all fukken day desu

>>10712932
I keep them in the fridge, it'll be fine

>>10713506
as opposed to the more expensive name brand? what are you trying to say?

>>10713746
No milk, organic farming

>>10710321

Buy a whole chicken, onion, carrot, rosemary, celery, a good sack of rice, beans, a piece of cooking ham.

How much? About four regular carrots, one big yellow onion, 4 stalks of celery, two cans of beans and that piece of ham doesn't been to be more than half the size of your hand. Depends on local costs, do what you can.

Chop up chicken into the familiar parts or whatever, it doesn't matter.
Separate and save drumstick tips, wing tips, inner breast cage and spine, if you can debone the chicken now, awesome, if not its ok.
Chop up part of the veggies (save some for chopping and mixing with rice, about half) and throw in with those parts and bones you might have along with some rosemary and make a bit of broth.
After a couple of hours discard solids (separate by taking them out and straining the liquid) and save the broth.
Cook rice in broth
Cook beans with piece of ham
Roast chicken with rosemary (debone it now if you haven't, should be much easier) and shred, the drippings can be used to make the rice so this can be done first of all, a bit of broth can be used to cook it in a pan after roasting and shredding the chicken with the rest of the diced veggies, if you want, without drying. Separate portions into whatever, saran wrap or aluminum wrap even and freeze.

That should be about two meals a day for two weeks, you'll live, but you won't be putting on any weight.

If not if you can't afford all the stuff, substitute rice for 14 ramen packs and that should do the trick. Cook it with some broth and for gods sake throw out the packet, just eat the noodles.

>>10710321
Rice, bread, sardines

>>10713875
deenz are pretty expensive in relative terms, it's at least a dollar per can for even the shittiest ones

>>10710321
rice, dry beans, sweet potatoes.

also, get a job.

>>10710396
>20 $ for two weeks
>wants varied, tasty and healthy meals

>>10714600
I get paid monthly and as I was moving into my new apt, the landlord dropped a surprise on me - in the form of a (previously undisclosed) $700 security deposit along with the first months rent.
I know I should have better savings and all that, but I'm a poorfag student so I'm left financially crippled for the rest of June

I have $80 in my wallet and that has to last me the month, so the $20 thing was kind of hypothetical

>>10713853
im saying you bought name brand stuff. the ham cheese and cream cheese arent gonna last you very long and sargento is as name brand as you can get.

>>10710321
>rice
>beans
>canned sardines or canned tuna
>penne pasta
Bake the beans and mix the rice or the penne with the sardines/tuna

>>10710321
Special K Protein Cereal
Gallon of cheapest milk I can find
Protein bars
Chicken breasts

Long term investments include sauces, grains, vegetables, fruit, and multivitamins. 10$ a week after these investments will feed you just fine for the next month and a half fi you spend your money wisely. Been doing it for the past year now.

>>10710757
>buying 10 slices of cheese as oppposed to a block
wew lad bet ur mom will bail u out when you run out in 3 or 4 days

>>10710321
20 dollar sack of rice
I’d mix In bugs for protein and crunch

>>10710321
A bat and a hoodie
Go to the market and get all the steaks you can carry
Enjoy

>>10710321
>$20 to eat for 2 weeks

I have enough food in my pantry to get me through 2 weeks, but I'd probably have some pretty hardcore withdrawals if I had to make it 2 weeks with only $20 for booze.

>>10710321
Rice
Beans
Eggs
Pasta
Canned veggies
I used to have a $50 grocery budget that was supposed to last for 3 months over the course of 2 years. If I could do it Anon you can too. Just be creative

As many bags of potatoes as you can (raw not frozen you cuck)
Mayo

i am also a poorfag, i live in bongland so these prices might not make sense to you but you really could have spent your money better

today i just bought:
1kg carrots - £0.45
500g red lentils - £0.69
2 cans chopped tomatoes - £0.58
a head of celery - £0.52
2 courgettes - £1.00
500g pasta - £0.39

total - £3.63

i already had onions, garlic, oil and some herbs but to buy them would maybe cost about £3 and you would have shitloads left over

im going to finely chop and fry the veg (3 carrots, a couple onions, one or both courgettes (im undecided), 3 cloves of garlic), add some oregano and thyme, add the lentils, both cans of tomatoes and some water and simmer for ~30 minutes. serve with pasta

this will make 6 generous servings and freezes well. i'll have lots of carrots, onions, garlic, oil, celery, herbs and maybe some pasta and a courgette left over. the recipe could be doubled up by buying twice the lentils, tomatoes and maybe courgettes for £2.27. i dont have a big enough pot to cook that much so i haven't bothered.

also ive never made this recipe with courgettes before so they might make it taste like shit and omitting them would save quite a lot of money, relatively.

its a complete protein (grain + legume), all ingredients keep quite well. you could probably cook it all in one pot but i prefer to make the pasta seperately to save freezer space, i cook the pasta while i reheat the other shit in the microwave.

courgettes are zucchinis and a kilogram is just under 2 lbs.

OP hope you just fucking die you're worse than a woman asking for advice and then taking none of it while lashing back at everyone for your shit sensibilities. Seriously just walk into traffic you waste of space and stop stealing from your mom.

rice. filling, high calories, cheap. spam if you can find it cheap is also good. eggs go well with rice.

>>10710321
Potatoes, Rice, Butter.
If lucky, meat, and chili flakes.
Hopefully veggies if can find somehow.