/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10709547
>expecting actual dessert or sweets
>from gooks, chinks and nips

hahahahahahahahahahahaha some of them actually eat fish for fucking breakfast

>>10709547
>tfw the only other Hispanics at H-mart are the workers
I just wanted to see the steep deals

>>10709547
>sweet snacks
HAHAHAHAHA OP FAT AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA

Shhh shh shhh...

!....

Ssshhhhhh..

Not right now sweeties

>Squid
>Eel
>Grotesque
>Having the palate of a child
Pathetic

>>10709608
sshh sshh sshh...

Japs and gooks are pedophile crooks

>>10709611
>says the Westerner with 10 times higher rates of rape and pedophilia

kek

>>10709547
Oh look, some neckbeard is complaining every food isn't tendies.

>>10709547
dried squid is top tier

>>10709669
That’s what I got because I feel uncomfortable leaving a store without buying something. Been giving it to my cat because it’s fucking gross. She loves it.

>>10709687
Try eating the whole bag in one sitting. You will not leave the toilet for 2+hours, it's amazing.

>>10709574
> eat fish for fucking breakfast
SOME AMERICANS EAT PORK FOR BREAKFAST, INCONCEIVABLE

>>10709687
That's not the greatest brand, but is by no means bad. Also, cuttlefish > squid

>>10709608
This. Stop being a manchild, OP

>>10709547
>go to asian market
>think i've found some dope snacks
>it's just thick starchy glutenous junk in a cool package
>no flavor to speak of
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10709810
I used to love octopus and squid (stopped eating it because eating something that intelligent seems wrong. I know it's retarded). How does cuttlefish differ?

>>10709547
There's a reason their obesity rate is so low, Amerifat.

>>10709687
Don't buy the pre shredded crap, buy the whole dried squid or cuttlefish and blanch it in boiling water for 1 minute to soften. Then pull the tentacles apart and shred the body. It's a fucking goat snack with beer or liquor, not wine though because it makes the wine taste metallic for some reason.

>try a few assorted Mediterranean pastrys and snacks

>Every single one is just sugar flavored, no other flavors whatsoever

I mean ive had those weird japanese kit kats

Get the matcha (the green ones) they taste amazing

11/7

>>10709547
>people

>>10709547
Hey, I got a can of eel and baby squid. I love smoked oysters and sardines, but am kind of at a loss here. Anyone have any experience with these asian oddities?

lets be honest, asian snacks are all horrible, it's just fun looking at the packaging.

get stoned and wander around but don't go full retard and buy the gross snacks, buy seasonings and noodles and sauces and vegetables and tofu and stuff there instead

>>10709687

I watched Umaru-chan and she said it's good with cheese though. Maybe give that a try?

>>10709687
dip with kewpie mayo. it's good with beer.

>>10709854
Cuttlefish are smart and adorable.

>>10712281
I wonder who's behind this post.

>>10709547
Japanese people don't eat cookies as snacks. I mean, they do, but they're not very popular. You want Japanese snacks go for their potato chips. I recently had some Hawaiian Moco loco potato chips. Delicious. For some reason they love jellies and puddings. Flans, fruit jellies, even pocari sweat jelly. And osenbe is popular too. I'm not a fan. But their soy sauce flavored osembe make for an okay breakfast cracker.

>>10709625
of course the rates gonna be lower in japland, its legal to fuck and suck 13 y/os. thats like having a country where murder isn't a crime then boasting how you have a murder rate of zero

>>10709547
>giving money to immigrants
You don’t belong here.

>>10709798
yeah but asians fucking suck at desserts man
t. gook

>>10709547
Why would you go to an Asian market for an American you self absorbed fucktard

>>10709547
Why would you go to an Asian market for an American snack you self absorbed retard

>>10712988
Every prefecture (except for 2 virtually unpopulated) in Japan has established obscenity laws making the age of consent 18 yo, so you're wrong. Try again.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia

>>10709547
>Go to asian market to buy some fish, cooking ingredients and rice
>Store is packed full of people
>Have to stop every couple steps because some group of faggots is blocking the aisle pointing at the funny labels and laughing
>Finally go to pay there is a massive line
>Most people are just carrying some cheap snakcs and some soda

>>10713055
Ass mad Chen or Weeb Wendell detected

>>10709547
what won't a chink eat?
celestials fry rats in sewer grease for fucks sake.

sick

pestilence

>>10712988
>of course the rates gonna be lower in japland, its legal to fuck and suck 13 y/os
What exactly is the issue if they consent and enjoy it?

wtf

plague critters

bonus on rotten rice

>>10710786
France is Mediterranean. They practically invented high end pastry and cakes. You probably meant Turkey, Morocco or such like.

>>10713034
>>10709574
really makes you think, a lot

>>10713221

>>10711347
Canned squid generally is either really good or really bad. Flip a coin. Canned eel should be good, crack it open and eat on bread/crackers/rice.

>>10709687
I love those, what dont you like about them? Its like a beef jerky except seafood flavour

>>10709687
>>10709854
I eat them precisely because of how smart they are, can't be too intelligent if they become my poop

>>10709547
>go to a foreign market
>be offended half their snacks aren't domestic snacks
What was it like riding the retard racers? Did the insides smell horribly?