/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Stop making your vocal cadences exaggerated when you speak in your videos. It is fucking annoying and you know it.

>>10707526
Which ones?

>>10707526
All the sugar I eat turns into protein.

>peking duck
>actual pastrami
>actual porchetta
no more pastrami spiced things and do an actual new york pastrami like you said you would
same with porchetta no more pork shoulder or bacon wrapped tenderloin

>>10707532
found the triggereed millennial
moist
moist
moist
moist
MOIST!
what is it with you yungins
if your not dying from prostate cancer cause your gay your dying from throat cancer cause you ate your slutty wifes flappy vagene

Jonbi!

How about you consume my mind with cayenne

take me into your loving arms and make happy rhyme schemes until i am your thrall

i will sous you forever jonbi

>>10707535
May all your gains be sweet
>>10707532
Alas that is a forbidden wish, you sauce drizzled fish
>>10707599
I am taken, like sweet cayenne pepper bacon

>>10707526
I wish it didn't make me fat when I ate two much
I use my next two wishes fixing whatever retarded spiteful shit he did to purposefully misinterpret my wish

>>10707526
Huh?

>>10707646
>I use my next two wishes fixing whatever retarded spiteful shit he did to purposefully misinterpret my wish
Careful what you wish for!

>>10707646
>>10707661
You Might Just Get It :DDDDDDDDDD

>>10707526
pizza is the healthiest food in the world

>>10707671
No it isn't, retard. It's mostly cheap carbs and cheese. One of the unhealthiest foods, actually.

>>10707594
it's not that he's talking about?
it's how he ends every fucking sentence like a question?

>>10707671
>>10707701
Wish granted. You are after all the carb hound, of your now-healthy pizza mound

>>10707646
Granted. Here's a mirror for that slimmer figure

>>10707526
>I wish that all the foods I like that are vulnerable animal populations be sustainable and safe to eat for all time
>I wish that people who tell me cilantro tastes like soap can taste it like I can
>I want charred meats to not give me cancer. Seriously. I love bbq fuck that shit.

I think these are reasonable.

>>10707750
That third wish was granted without magic. Stop guzzling memes.

>>10707750
>I hope that wish won't create an animal overrun on our hands
>I don't know how you taste, it could be a waste
>Char is just a fancy way of saying burned. Don't set your oven too high, if you don't want to die. And as always, enjoy.

>>10707701
Uh, yeah? That's why anon wishes it was actually healthy for you.

>>10707535
>dies because your body needs sugar to live

>>10707701
Masterful

>>10707526
Most expensive lunch menu in the world thats not disgusting
Be a great chef like gordon
Be a great baker like *insert tv superstar*

>>10707526
Bring back Graham Chex cereal. The one with the mini graham crackers.

Make all drive-thrus 24/7 so I have something to eat after work at night.

Give me a Walmart Marketplace for similar reasons.

>>10707526
I wish unpasteurized cheese was legal in America.

>>10707701
>retard doesn't even know what's going on in this topic

I wish that people will stop using dangerous chemicals to make food
I wish that vegans will come to their senses
I wish that people stop eating at chain restaurants/fast food

>>10707532
it's only annoying to you.
also he's the chef john of putting an exaggerated voice on.

I wish for a never expiring container of plain fage that also replenishes itself every night

>>10707526
I wish I never had to wash dishes
I wish I could eat as much as I want without worrying about getting fat
I wish I didn't have bowel cancer

I wish i only had to eat once in 5000 years
I wish eating gave me immortality
I wish eating gave me control over the odds
Ez.

>>10707526
turn every burger into McChicken™
turn every meat into McChicken™
the only dessert left in a whole universe will now be McChicken™

>>10709182
That hit rock bottom faster than 9/11
>>10709197
Only a Big Mac is so sweet, to be considered an after dinner treat.

>>10707526
I wish for an bottomless bag of bbq-flavored potatochips; all unbroken and of good dipping-size. No small chunks or dust ever.
Next I want a self-refilling bowl of dill dipmix.
And third a Lapin Kulta 5.2% six-pack beer that magically refills itself when I've had the last can. And it's always perfectly chilled, forever.

>to be able to eat without gaining weight
>to have all my favourite eateries within walking distance
>to always have the time and money to eat whenever and wherever I choose

What restaurant was he the chef of?

>>10707910
Jokes on you, excess protein is actually turned into sugar. He's set for life.

>>10707526
Infinite pizza
Infinite tendies
Infinite salad bar

>>10712575
Gramted, I hope you're not going to smother all that salad in ranch.

I wish I was the Damien Hurst of my Curriwurst