/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10705624
>imagine not being able to handle green peppers and inferno sauce
>imagine being so wimpy and powerless that you can only rant on a Burmese basket weaving forum about this

AHAOHAH OH NOOONONONO AHAHA

>>10705624
What if I like putting extra hot sauce on my avocados

>>10705638
>ruin taste buds
>hurt stomach lining
>feel it on the way out on the can


Yeah no one fucking cares about your masochistic shit

>>10705624
how would someone avoid eating food that someone else ordered thread?

Do coasties really eat this way?

>>10705624
Have you considered the fact that homeboy is deliberately spiking the food with peppers so that your fat ass isn't eating any more of his food?

>>10705624
Soyboy nu-male cucks deem it the only way to show their "masculinity"

>>10705641
it's fucking green peppers and diablo sauce you little bitch holy shit. You are either baiting or a woman.

Also order your own food you fat pig

>>10705647
fuck off /v/

>>10705646
No literally everyone else in the office puts up with his shit since he always orders a bit extra and gives it out for free. The dude doesn't understand that this shit would not fly in back home in Puerto Rico, this stupid gringo doesn't know shit about food.

>>10705647
>when you such a weak little womanly bitch that you can't even handle mild spice so your last resort is calling everybody your favorite buzzwords

I don't share my food around with others like some baboon.
I'll order whatever I fucking want and if I feel like ordering the spicy thing I'll be having it for myself any way.

>>10705660
So you are complaining about free food. You definitely sound Puerto Rican alright

>>10705624
Your coworker is correct, you are a little bitch.

>>10705667
What's that suppose to mean

>>10705672
Your a bitch.

>>10705660
If you don't like it then just don't eat it and stop crying because someone else likes what you don't like

>>10705677
>>>/pol/

>>10705647
Imagine not being able to post about food without thinking about another mans sex life.

>>10705681
Posting like a little bitch too.

>>10705690
Shut the fuck up white boy, you don't know SHIT about food. in Puerto Rico we can school you in food, we also are fucking strong as shit remember that hurricane? yeah well we are doing repairs all by ourselves since trump won't help us. You're "american" food is basically ripped from mexico and other places like Puerto Rico. Stop posting

>>10705681
>oh no someone doesn't like me
>it must be /pol/!

>>>/reddit/ is that way friend.

What's the point of getting food that is so spicy that you turn red, sweat and get a runny nose? Are you even enjoying your meal at that point? I get having a spicy kick in your food and I put hot sauce on a lot of stuff. I just can't understand that spice level that hurts your tongue.

>green peppers
>spicy

>>10705699
So strong that all you do is bitch about how the US hasn't helped you repair your garbage infrastructure? I can't think of a single dish from your garbage island.

trolling meant something in my day
sigh, I'm old

>>10705703
/pol/ is reddit

>>10705699
If you are so strong then why can't you handle mildy spicy food especially considering your Latin American? Oh wait I know the Answer: Your a bitch

>>10705660
>gives food out for free
>gets mad its not too his taste
Holy fuck Puerto Rican confirmed

>>10705624
In college I used to deliberately make all my food super spicy so my roommates wouldn't eat it

>>10705730
Is this a puerto rican thing?
Im puerto rican and no one in my family has done this ever

>>10705742
Nah I'm just calling him an entitled third worlder

shitposting aside I actually love Puerto Ricans; we don't get many in Canada but those I've met have been some of the most hospitable, warm hosts I've met. Never left without a full belly and full heart

I just want to hurt OP's feelings for being a succboi

>>10705712
>I can't think of a single dish from your garbage island.

Arroz con pollo idiot. Most our food culture was stolen anyways, know what bbq is? yeah you can thank us for that too bad you all ruined it

>>10705758
>Arroz con pollo
oh wow you put rice and chicken together? so impressive

>>10705624
>puerto rican
>can't handle spicy food
>complains about FREE food that's not to his liking
Fucking boricua

>>10705666
>I don't share my food around with others like some baboon.
>I'll order whatever I fucking want and if I feel like ordering the spicy thing I'll be having it for myself any way.

>>10705763
Yeah we actually MAKE our food unlike mouth breathing retards who have to order non native dishes and have it driven to you. Don't knock it till you've had REAL arroz con pollo, not the shit you get in the states man. That shit doesn't compete to anything like back home

I like spicy foods but most don't. Not even a Scoville fag. Mostly I get Tapatio because no vinegar and it's 2 to 3 usd a quart. Also it's a good hot sauce. The 10,000 on the Scoville chart is just gay. Also the guy who OP described has gay sex at rest stops.

>oh no my tastebuds are slightly warm when drinking the soy latte

Stfu nufag

>why must your poor taste in food ruin something


Harden up buddy, if you cant handle the heat, too bad

>>10705790
Franks or gtfo

What the fuck kind of shit bait thread is this? This is the furthest low I've ever seen.
>'Cado
>GREEN FUCKING PEPPERS ARE SPICY

>>10705721
>/pol/ is reddit
This board is beyond help

>>10705624
Hey look, it's this thread again. how dare people enjoy things.

>>10705817
t. /poleddit/

>>10705624

hot sauce is for faggots.

>>10705699
>we are doing repairs all by ourselves
explains why it isn't done.

http://archive.is/Mn0Q7
A highlight from the New York Times as of YESTERDAY -
>The island, a commonwealth of the United States whose people are American citizens, remains in need of help. Parts of the island are still without electricity, thousands of residents lack shelter, and much remains in ruins. As many as 135,000 Puerto Ricans have left for the states.

Also, your food is literally garbage tier. Your only culinary ties to France (the father of modern western cooking) are through poor and uneducated people migrating from Haiti. You know nothing about true cuisine.

>>10705833
>explains why it isn't done.
Kek

>>10705763
T.bee.h Mexican food is becoming a part of U.S food. At this point Mexico is considered a bad neighborhood in the U.S. Pretty soon it will be South Canada. I don't consider Mexico a foreign country. Canada either. Also Mexico has a big illegal immigrant population and Mexican Nationals are getting pissed about it.
I don't understand that the U.S. doesn't get that different parts of Mexico have completely different food styles. Probably because most people are used to Border food.

>>10705828
>t. /leftypol/

>>10705803
lol do you put that Sh*t on everything?

I love spicy foods because I grew up eating hot curries and stuff. If it's appropriate I put a lot of hot sauce on my food too. People not picking from my plate because they can't handle the heat is just an added bonus

>>10705829
>Sucking cock is for real men!

Pussy ass bitch

>>10705624
wow people like thing

BETTER REEE OUT WITH AUTISM


fuck you nigger ill put ghost pepper powder on everything

>>10705908
You're forgetting the horrible smell that it makes, much like onions. Hot sauce and spicy things in general STINK

>>10705913
Who doesn't love the smell of a nice vinegary, peppery hot sauce?

>>10705624
STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE NIGAAAAAAARS

>>10705817
>b-but reddit is librul!

Political affiliation doesn't make something "reddit". Obsessing over politics, recycling stale content and being unable to carry a simple discussion without referencing memes are all reddit-tier features and /pol/ fits all of the above.

>>10705924
people who like to fucking keep their nose in tact

Holy shit are you my coworker from today?

>ah lemme add onions and green peppers to this pizza with some philly steak
>ah yes yummies do you want a slice anon (I added crushed red pepper it it already like the asshole I am)
>stinks up the whole office everyone just takes a slice and doesn't complain since "free" pizza
>have to remove the green onions from the slice and napkin off the crushed red pepper
>butchered pizza still tastes of horrible green pepper and such
>onion smell everywhere irritating my sinuses

IT people are the fucking worst when it comes to tastes

>>10705931
>Obsessing over politics, recycling stale content and being unable to carry a simple discussion without referencing memes
You just described /ck/. This is the only board I visit where every single thread is obsessed with being called a redditor but pretends they don't care even though they really do.

>>10705955
That's because this board has become a /pol/ subsidiary since the 2016 plebbit invasion

>>10705953
Wait a minute, you are bitching about free food. Well now any sympathy I might have had for you is completely gone. I hope he doubles down on anchovies and hot sauce just to fuck with you for the rest of your employment there.

>>10705968
>I hope he doubles down on anchovies and hot sauce just to fuck with you for the rest of your employment there.


I hope he fucking does so I can go to HR about it with a legit case this time about him fucking with everyone.

>>10705624
I only eat HOT AS FUCK food at work. I hated it at first, had to work my way up to it. It's not a big deal now. But this way you thieving fucking snakes won't eat my food behind my back. Fucking rats.

>>10705971
How is he fucking with everyone? Don't take the free food you moron. You are actually considering going to HR over free pizza? You have to be a woman, please tell me you are.

>>10705971
>hr

holy shit i just got baited

i hope he sodomizes you on tv and a few am radio stations

>>10705980
He literally stinks up the whole office with his shit, the first time I went I got HR they made it policy that all delivery food has to be eaten in the lunch room. Well guess what that's where the main AC unit and coffee shit is so now anytime I want coffee or want to hang around there I have to deal with his shit every fucking monday and friday. If I can prove he is doing it to annoy me I can get HR to actually maybe get rid of him

>>10705993
You whined to HR and ended up shooting yourself in the foot lol. I don't like to throw this word around a lot but you are the textbook definition of a beta. Please tell us more meaningless shit that bothers you so we can all continue to make fun of you.

>>10705624

Green pepper is gross but crushed red pepper is a must on pizza

>>10706008
HR can't do anything about me, I don't like to play the race/sex card but in this case I use it

>>10705646
the way "No i can't eat a slice of your pizza" is phrased makes it sound like the coworker is offering him some

>>10705624
Get fucked dickhead, I buy spicy shit mixed with anchovies on my pizza because its MY PIZZA. I get that stuff specifically to stop people like you.

Plus its good for your stomach.

>>10705993
You're definitely the person everyone hates at your work.

>>10706011
damn you really are a little beta shit

>>10705638
>imagine not being able to tell when somebody is shitposting

>>10705647
This but unironically

>>10706081
Nice try same fag.

>>10705624
thats is way of keeping you from eating his food you fucking parasite

>>10705624
But, that stuff isn't hot.

I love spicy food but it burns my ass on the way out. Way more suffering than eating it if you ask me. I still eat it and deal with the consequences like a man though.

>>10705624
stop caring so much about shit that doesn't matter

why are you taking something that barely affects you so personally

maybe look into meditation or therapy or something anon, I think your problem isn't that people like spicy food I think it's bigger than that

>>10705672
It means go the fuck back, ingrateful spic

>>10705663
found the soy boy

Nice blog post
Upvoted and subscribed

>>10705833
Check'd and kek'd

>>10705780
You're right, I've never had good chicken and rice, what a travesty

>>10705977
Where do you work?

>>10705758
>rice is native to Puerto Rico
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA FAGGOT

>>10705638
>>10705624
Lel coworker is gonna ramp up the spicyness gonna add the peper flakes n seeds in dis biotch.

>>10705721
What the actual verifiable fuck. Is this some 8D meme chess or are trumptard boomers really doing this? I can't believe it but at the same time I can't dispel the notion.

>>10705624
You only think this because of some people. We're not all like that, but you don't have a chance to notice those of use who only enjoy spicy foods in private. Because we do it in private.

>>10705624
the absolute state of wh*toids

>uh, careful with that ketchup, it's too spicy for me

>>10705953
>can't handle fucking ONIONS

sǒybõy

>>10705641
That's not how capsiacin works, it's an alkaloid compound that binds with specific pain receptors that simulates the bodies response to heat/being burned there is no physical damage being done when you spicy food it's chemical. And if you build a tolerance to capsiacin it stops overwhelming other flavors, what would be overwhelming to you may be just a mild or moderate heat to someone with higher tolerance and they can still taste the other flavors.

You get stomach ulcers from coffee orange juice and aspirin not capsiacin and in fact studies show that capsiacin is beneficial to gut flora. If you have a predisposition to acid reflex or IBS it's due to something else in your diet or a genetic predisposition or something and eating spicy is definitely going to hurt worse but it's not the cause.

>>10708234
High scoville foods will definitely cause agony and probable damage to an empty gut. Eat a bit of food before consuming this stuff. Some foods need to be prepared for.

Furthermore, aspirin does not cause ulcers unless your stomach lining is already fucked. Otherwise, aspirin will actually inhibit the bacteria that leads to stomach ulcers.

>>10708251
Capsiacin will definitely hurt/iritate you wherever you have vanilliod receptors are but it's not going to physically damage you, very high doses though can cause serious inflammation and even anaphylactic shock, if you think a little cinnamon or black pepper is hot and then go and try to eat a raw Carolina reaper you could die from asphyxiation.

>>10705646
This.
It's why I get my za with pineapple and jalepenos.
Literally no one steals it.
Same goes for liking salt and vinegar chips in the US

>>10705624
B-but how else is one supposed to prove one's manliness nowadays?

>>10708283
Why would you? Manliness is a sin nowadays.

>>10705624
daily reminder that cuisines with spicy food are made by subhumans who all have liquid shit and diarrhea that just gets smeared all over the ass when wiped

>>10708298
I'm white and put hot sauce and pepper flakes on almost everything and my stools are immaculate, I could win awards with the perfection of texture and consistency of my turds; my logs are what deviants imagine beautiful 10/10 women pinch off with their gorgeous brahpers.

>>10705624
Green peppers are actually sweet. I don't know about the other shit you mentioned tho. I do hate spicy food tho

>>10705624
>>coworker insists on ordering things extra spicy from the chinese place
>>coworker adds green peppers and crushed red pepper on pizza
>>coworker orders the meal with inferno sauce
>Holy shit does anyone else know this feel. Fucking every time spicy faggots want to go somewhere it's always "lemme have some pepper to this lol!". ruins every fucking meal, stinks up the work place, and generally annoys everyone. No i can't eat a slice of your pizza since you fucking ruined it with spice, fucker also hates any time I put 'cado on something it apparently 'steals the flavor". No your hot shit does that

Coworkers aren't family. You do not have to go halfsies or share with people when you are an adult that makes your own money. You don't need to like or dislike their stupid preferences, respectfully just tell yourself it is nothing to do with you, because you aren't sharing. Set some healthy boundaries, and pay your own way. Speak up for yourself. Stop being "codependent" with inner rage at people dumping all over your wishes and calling it something else like their annoying food abnormalities. It's really just you having the problem.

TIPS:
Chinese takeout have "chili paste" they will give you in a small side container which you can ask for. Just ask. Anyone can spoon a teaspoon out on the side of their plate, and dip their chopsticks or fork in a touch of chili paste before each bite. Pretty much every other asian takeout outside of hong kong chinese, will offer sriracha now.
Green peppers are notoriously undercooked on pizza. They are only good if sliced thinly, preroasted (red peppers would be preroasted). Any topping you don't like you contain to half of the pizza only. But, how cheap do you have to be to save $2-3 difference by getting some large pizza to split, and not just getting your own medium/small the way you like it.

Hot sauce is for teenagers

The "I put it on everything" life style as a grown up is so basic.

>>10705699
>since Trump won't help us
This is b8
America sent you shit tons of help and it was your corrupt politicians that hid the supplies from you to fit the agenda that Trump is bad

>>10705711
i always do this if im not on the verge of tears and sweating a bit when i want spicy food i get mad. i think it has to do with endorphins and shit but what ever i just go get some thai food 4 or 5 stars and i have to stop eating half way thru cause its to hawt.

>>10705711
When you build tolerance to the spiciness it just adds a really different and nice flavor, along with the kick you're talking about. You have to get to that point by redfacing

>>10705672
Why should I care about what you'd do back home?

>>10705624
>'cado
I hate you so much. Red pepper flakes make everything taste better, you silly cunt.

>>10705758
You think no one ever thought to smoke meat before Puerto Rico existed? Stupid mestizo.