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>be americum :D:D
>put 20 tablespoons of budder into skilled :D
>crag two eggs into skilled
>fuggg perfegd fried eggs :DD:D

>> No.10703773

you use bacon fat you turbofaggot, since you love yuroboy cuisine so much how about you suck butter from my ass hole

>> No.10703776

>>10703759
:DDDD dog bless ameriga :DDD

>> No.10703860

Europe was a mistake

>> No.10704150
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>be eurobean :D:D
>put eggs indo ban
>whisg them
>off da heed
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>off da heed:D:D
>bag ondo da heed:D:D
>add gream fraige
wala! perfegd sgrambl eggs for de misses!! :D:D:D:D

>> No.10704337
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>>10703773
>>10703860
>>10704150
t. ass blasted ameriburgers

>> No.10704550
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10704550

only patrician way of making eggs coming throu

>> No.10704822

>>10704150
>pic
It's been a long time since I've seen a meme misused this badly.

>> No.10704836

>>10704337
Do Euro fags really get this butt hurt?

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>>10704550
>poke the yoke
the culinary equivalent of infant circumcision. a "tiny touch" that utterly destroys everything meaningful about what you've created

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>>10704836
Nope, only Americans.

>> No.10704848

Americans don't eat that much butter. It's the French who wolf that shit down.

>> No.10704853

>>10704837
but else there's a very big chance part of it will remain uncooked unless raw yolk is what you're after

>> No.10705397

>>10704853
A fully cooked yolk is still liquid when it reaches temperature. Solid yolks are overcooked and ruin the egg.

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>>10703773
>>10703860
>>10704150
>>10704836
>>10704848
>>10704853
whymst do americans so poorly @ banter

>> No.10705428

a thread died for this. sage

>> No.10706097
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>>10703759
oh fugggggg :DDDD

>> No.10706101

>>10705428
cringe

>> No.10706484

>>10705407
It's summer and you're seeing an uptick in the bantz at the level of 16 yo's.

>> No.10706581

>>10706101
brainlet

>> No.10706596

Haha

Benis

>> No.10706600

>>10703773
I never cooked eggs with bacon fat, how is it? I've been saving some up in my fridge, and remembered to actually filter it before saving this time.

>> No.10706626

>>10703759
>be yurope
>put 20 tablespoons black currant and pesto on croissant
>eat it with soylent milk while making kebab for wife's refugee child abu hajaar (he's already 2.2 meters at age 7!)
>hear the call to prayer, pray towards mecca 5 times to not offend abu hajaar
>get run over for not covering soylent mantits with a burka during ramadan
>pray to merkel for forgiveness for my intolerance

>> No.10706642

>>10705428
>>10706097
>>10706101
>>10706581
>>10706596
samefag

>> No.10707046

>>10705397
yeah nah both statements are completely wrong

>> No.10707452

>>10703759
>be european
>put 1 tsp of butter in skillet
>cook eggs
>put eggs on plate
>put 2 strips of bacon in the skillet
>remember that bacon is haram
>islam police come crashing through door
>use scimatar to remove hands
>"Praise allah i'm not american"

>> No.10707459

>eurangatans

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>>10705407
Do you think in the future schools will be so permissive with mobile phones that instead of summerfags we'll just have lunchbreakfags instead?