/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10700513
Poor doggo

i d-don't know w-what to think about this webm thread with novel webms

>>10700586
THIS CHIGGA EATING CRABS

>>10700586
when the crabs rise and gain power she will me made to watch as they slowly consume her young

>>10700513
Do Europeans really eat this?

Cheap cooking Oil, but no more electricity...!

>>10700586

>>10700846
>oil starts to smoke
>still cooks with it

>>10700513
what went wrong bros

>>10700971
Do people enjoy watching this shit or something? I want to fucking smack people who insist on filming themselves doing the most menial shit

>>10700513
>>10700516
what is that? does it stink or something?

>>10701407
Surströmming is a type of fermented Baltic Sea herring. The Baltic herring, known as strömming in Swedish, is smaller than the Atlantic herring
>>10700535

>>10700549
absolutely disgusting

>>10700586
Fucking savages.

>>10700652
>>10700660
>>10700737
god damn chinese

>>10701422
why does it stink

>>10700615
cute

>>10700646
Sumo training is fucking brutal.
Respect.

>>10701462
Fermented fish is a traditional preservation of fish. Before refrigeration, canning and other modern preservation techniques became available, fermenting was an important preservation method. Fish rapidly spoils, or goes rotten, unless some method is applied to stop the bacteria that produce the spoilage. Fermentation is a method which attacks the ability of microbials to spoil fish. It does this by making the fish muscle more acidic

op honestly why do you do this? every webm thread is you posting webms to the image limit and then the thread slowly makes its way to the end of page 10. rinse and repeat every day

>>10700729
I get the vegan thing but it kind of triggers me the bun isn't toasted.

>>10700559
$600 for someone to cut open a lobster and put leaves in it..

>>10700853
Well, you certainly won't leave Hungary!

>>10701531
>big rock tireswing
they need to get a hydraulic press so bad, oh my god.

>>10701519
?????????????????????????????????????
(YOU)

>>10701519
t. found out about 4chan yesterday

>>10700748
>stroggification.webm

>>10701389
That's a neat idea.

Time to make this thread worth reading.

>>10701762

>>10700530
ssshhhhhhhh

>>10700894
i have no idea what a single one of those things is, aside from the chips

>>10701791

JESUS CHRIST THIS WHOLE THREAD SO FAR

>>10700857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e20DtUJDxDg

>>10701777
those squids got FUCKED up

>>10701802
America ruined Mexico's cuisine

>>10700646
dude looks like he has one foot in the grave. still, big respect for sumo since it really is insane the dedication one has to have in order to compete

>>10701407

Surstromming is widely regarded as one of the most pungent and worst smelling foods on the planet.

There are a lot of reaction videos of people opening it.

>>10700615

>>10700513
Hahahahaha! Oh shit, Swedes BTFO

>>10700552
>>10700553
>>10700559
Why would they kill such a beautiful and rare creature?

>>10701389
Couldn't they at least kill them first?
Fucking animals

>>10702014
post more ja/ck/

>>10700961
I understand the concept of people wanting to see that the food is fresh and that you're getting what they're actually claiming to sell, but fuck.

>>10700870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGRyr8yIo9w

this episode is too chink heavy... i'm out lads

>>10700802
What the fuck

/r/ing butter burger

>>10701200
pepper burns too. if your pan is hot enough, you shouldn't even need to use oil i think.

>>10700525
This is a really pointless vid

>>10702352

>>10702221
I see you are a man who appreciates a juicy webm, much like myself

>>10700516
>>10700513

>all these dumbasses

Open it submerged in a bucket of water outdoors

>>10702265
hey, wait up, I'm right with ya m8

>>10702399
God I wish that were me

>>10700829
Lol

>>10700906
isn't that dangerous as fuck tho? .

>>10702525
Dangerous as fuck, but FREE.

>>10702155
fucking pedo faggot

>>10702366
Nicely done

>>10702389
>sneaking in those jack clips
cheeky

>>10702642
chinamen are fucked in the head

Barrow Alaska, #500 a week for food ****

Home-Delivered Meal

>>10700762

>>10700513
Poor fucking doggo.
If it smells bad for us, I can't even imagine what it'd be like for an animal that can smell 1000 times better than we can.

>>10702298
>not putting the mix in first
What the FUCK

>>10702779
yeah but they make serious fucking money at the oil fields up there

>>10700600
>literally shovels worms into her mouth
thank god im american

>>10702399
AAAAHHHHHHH

>>10703036
$80,000 a year

>>10700776
interesting. pretty.

>>10700788
that's awesome

>>10700535
why not just wear a respirator

>>10701487
didn't know it was so simple to end a sea snip

>>10700535
>More than half the employees are women
I don't think it's the fish creating that smell.

>>10703119
This snibs the snab

>>10701389
Oh fuck yeah Im about this. I've always wondered why watermelon juice wasnt a big thing - not too sweet

>>10702190
Is it endangered?

>>10703124
BWAAAAAAA

>>10703055
Is this an ad for Google home?

>>10703202
Prob, cut a bit of it out?

>>10700826
marrow looks pretty good

>>10702525
full of pcbs and heavy metals, but given where this is you're probably gonna die of something else anyway

>>10700817
Are these the worms they put in mexican beer?

>>10701791
If I had to hazard a guess, cucumber or jicama, mango, pickled onions, peanuts, chili coated candy, chamoy, lime juice, and hot sauce. Which would make it a very low-key and sedate version.

>>10702779
just kill an elk or something jeez

>>10700586

>>10700618
Interesting

>>10700513
Holy kek

Surströmming doesn't even smell that bad. All the foreigners I've seen on youtube are just being dramatic

>>10700839
I can make exactly this at home when I'm pissy drunk, why would I go out and pay for it?

>>10700639
PEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>10703008
Hard to say, considering what we consider to smell good or bad is completely different. A dogs favorite smell is rotting carrion, after all.

>>10702399
This man disgusts me

>>10703404
Instantly vomiting is not being dramatic

>>10700870
>obsessed

>>10700513
>plastic plates
Americans tourists are disgusting

>>10700870
Yes

But I refuse to, sensitive tummy and all that, not gonna trust something that smells so bad to go near my mouth.

>>10700530
>five billion liters of water for a single teaspoon of coffee
I thought this was a french press, not a contraption to make American dishwater

>>10701802
>>10700894

I don't get how you're supposed to eat that though.
Is it just spooned out of the bag?
And in case it is, what's the point of the tostitos in the first place?
They don't fit in a spoon, and by the time you get to them they're going to be mush anyway.
Just put everything else in a bowl and eat that, what's the point of the product plug?

>>10702143
>that one doujin where someone's tortured with a gas mask hooked to a surstromming can

>>10701758
>It's not even cooked
>It's just a strip of raw pastry dough filled with cream
>Bees are not repelled in any way because they're "proof of quality"
>China is such a shithole that they need a cloud of ravenous bees to tell you that the food in front of you isn't poison

>>10700870
Never had it, or seen it. It's probably a Swedish only thing.

>>10703124
you are not funny, just autistic

>>10700576
interesting shit. why does the lobster come out??!

>>10703721
>I don't get how you're supposed to eat that though.
That’s because you’re a weeb and therefore a fucking retard.

>>10700618
Koreans are the best kind of chinks. Honorable, intelligent,hard-working people.

>>10704194
>uses weeb as an insult
>as a reaction to one of the most commonly used reaction images on the site
>on fucking 4chan of all places
Please go back to whatever site you spend your time on when you're not crossposting here

>>10703731
Oh my.
...sauce?

>>10700621
Savage

>>10704207
This so much. I live in Seattle and I absolutely don't like Asians.

Koreans are the only ones I won't spit on.

>>10700540
girl is cute desu

>>10704207
t. "Francis" Park

>>10700586
>this kills the crabs

>>10702352
P U F F Y

>>10704241
e-hentai.org/s/f67e373528/730012-8
The translation isn't great, and that's by far the mildest part in the whole thing, so be warned.

>>10700826
>slovenia
>tequilla

thats hard to believe

>>10700853
Yay I visit it every sunday!! I love Budapest

>>10702023
>Mexico does something stupid
>AMERICANS DID THIS!!!!!

>>10703721
It's like a heavy derivative of chilaquiles so yes the chips will be mush.
The way they're doing it is really gross, but proper chilaquiles is pretty damn amazing.

>>10703055
>dark hands
>Close webm

>>10702422
Or you could, like not eat rotting fish.

>>10704164
t. offending fishsmelling cunt

>>10700576
Never realised how fast they were under water

>>10704505
Why DOES IT EXPLODE??

>>10704558
The noble machine tried to save us all by taking jack out.

>>10704558
Jack is a mongoloid

>>10701366
mostly little virgins that aint never spoke to a real woman

>>10700513
I've smelt worse things.

>>10704189
Tickle stick

>>10702190
>beautiful
A lot of the shit we eat is beautiful. I kept rabbits as pets and I am sexually attracted to deer, but I still eat those.
>rare
Means they can sell it for more for the same amount of work.

>>10700552
Rare spawn

>>10700894

>>10702298

>>10702155
based

>>10704548

them shits are strong and fast as hell, have only caught them by net but when they get on board they flop around and will shank the shit out of your hand if you aren't careful cause they can fold really fast and hard to propel themselves around

>>10702779
Can't you have a year's worth of (frozen) food delivered in summer when it can be reached by sea?

>>10704735
They've started doing this, Global warming...YES"

Any of y'all got that webm of someone turning strawberries into strawberry shaped candy?

>>10700674
>>10700679
What is that? Some sort of cave down? Its claws look like it could tear through a tank.

>>10704835
How are you able to type but not read? The filename clearly states it's a coconut crab.

>>10701567
you don't get it do you
they are totally fine with this life, the efficency is not primary target

>>10704284
Can you fuck off back to pol?

>>10702298
>>10702298
Please sauce me

>>10704624
>sexually attracted to deer

Anon needs to be culled

>>10700684
Why is this dumb faggot not wearing any gloves? Is this one of those countries where it doesn't matter because there's already salmonella in the drinking water?

>>10703405

what a dumb fucking observation

>>10701200

>never uses a hot pan

>>10704863
Not him but even a levers and gears have been around for millennia. What they are doing is nearing the point of an absolutely rudimentary procedure. A press they could utilise wouldn't even have to be hydraulic and would still be operating out of the caveman era.

>>10700513
i've watched a dog eat its own feces while wagging its tail, so this reaction is formidable to say the least

>>10700768
didn't know Primitive Technology started a cooking show

>>10704844
You have to be 18 to post here, faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A

>>10700684
>>10704913
Kitchen accidents happen more frequently than one might think
People who work in the cooking industry are mostly immigrants so any sort of safety regulation goes right out the window. Cuz you know, Americans don't care about brown people. Especially if that can't see them from the back of the kitchen

>>10704397
there you are motherfucker

>>10704558
He put it upside down. See the black nubs on top?

>>10702779
I can understand fresh produce being crazily expensive, but why does even processed food with a very long shelf life have to be so pricey? Just import a fuckload of it during the summer and store it somewhere until needed.

>>10705181
Because transportation costs are high as fuck.

>>10702779
I'll bet she was cute af before she got fat

>>10704189
He tickled his bum bum. Prolly expecting a good time.

>>10705203
>before
girls like that were always fat. There is no before

>>10700755
Why would they not skin it first?

>>10704705
has science gone too far?

>>10702342
what a way to go . . .

>>10700906
fucking third word energon

>>10703124

>>10700582
>10 bongs just to take a photo
slant eyed kikes

>>10701595
this is ancient and that's the first time I've seen the full version

>>10700906
I have no idea what's going on in this webm

>>10700971
>>10700942
>Those fucking bug eyes

>>10705847
They took down an electrical transformator, those are usually oil cooled. They take that oil and then use it for cooking.

>>10701725
heh.

>>10702190
>Rare

>>10703211
It tastes great as well!

>>10705026
>Cuz you know, Americans don't care about brown people.
Go fuck yourself you dumb piece of shit.
>hurr durr hygiene standards are bad because americans don't like niggers and spics
Jesus Christ man.

>>10702395
fucking incredible

>>10703124
huehuehue

why is like 90% of the thread just animals being cooked/eaten/mutilated alive

>>10705687
thats like $0.30

>>10706139
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

>>10705273
this is parody, right?

>>10706144
i bet the inside has the same temp as a fridge

>>10706505
Yes. He makes videos that parody stereotypical vegans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

>>10706139
>looks tasty
>tough as shit and relegated to braises

Pic-related is not as visually impressive, but...

>>10706505
You think veganism is funny?

>>10700549
no gore will give me that gut reflex. maybe some porn will idk

>>10703208
holy shit, I fucking lold

>>10706535
Oh fuck, is this what Europe is like now?

>>10700535
>300m away
That's not that far. You can smell breweries and the Marmite factory from that distance.

>>10706535
soy.webm

>>10700894
i fucking hate chicanos desu lads

>>10700615
phoking cute

>>10706535
who are those retards and why are they cooking?

>>10706639

>>10706639

>>10700646
An actual cool ass webm. Nice.

>>10702014
this is the famous "sous-vide" everyone talks about?

>>10700894
This upsets me more than anything.

>>10706714
NO

>>10700802
That fucking banana at the end.

>>10706660
marshmello and james arthur
why they're cooking i have no fucking clue

>>10706505
WHAT GAVE IT AWAY?

>>10700817
Insects are the future, better start getting used to the taste now.

>>10702298

>>10706775
That was kinda anti-climactic.

>>10706780
most disgusting thing i've seen in a while

>>10706784
I spend a lot of my time making very unsatisfying webms.

>>10706803
T H I C C

>>10706803
You'd think a gummy bear wouldn't pose such an obstacle to an industrial shredder.

>>10706825
When you make a gummy that thick they get surprisingly tough.My BF gave me one once and I had to end up eating it with a knife and fork.

>>10700894
As a true latino I feel offended by getting mixed with stinking chicANOS.

>>10704882
I can't *ching chong* understand *ching chong* your accent *ling long*.

>>10704906
Camille Crimson

>>10700859
Been there, they taste fucking great.

>>10700549
This is beyond depressing.

>>10706843
okay, cool.

>>10706855
It's also weird because the vegetables look pretty fresh and the finished dish doesn't look half bad. It's a waste of what seems like pretty good ingredients. Why not just eat vegetarian at that point?

>>10702779
Those fat fucks should just not eat for a while.

>>10700516
All i can think about is Mega64

>>10700618
Fucking hell, that looks delicious.

>>10706803
>44 seconds

>>10702779
The woman is so fat no wonder she spends that much.

>>10704697
8/10 would drink too many

>>10700788
We're putting together a team

>>10704526
based

>>10707026
Another Simply Sara masterpiece

>>10700894
Mexican cuisine really went downhill after the Aztecs were wiped out

>>10707086

>>10706139
In awe at the size of this lad

>>10704913
Gloves are only required for handling when the item will not be or has already been cooked, for example lettuce for a salad or slicing steak that's been grilled. Raw meats get the pass.

So relax you stupid sperg.

>>10706780

>>10701519
Y do U kare?

I make Webm's post em , comment if you like. Go to another thread if you don't like.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy?

>>10700857
crabs much like niggers like to pull each other down tho

>>10700513
You eat it outdoors, morons. It's fucking delicious with flatbread and snaps.

>>10706505

Are you serious

>>10706139
>all that shit around its ass
Other than that I am mirin those guns

>>10704505
did he remove the original video from youtube?

>>10702428
can someone make a looping gif out of the first second or so?

>>10706844
Thanks anon. Wish I could buy you a beer