/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10694885
The creme fills the void your father left from years of never showing you affection.

>>10694885
You sound like a real stupid piece of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGalix-sVXs

>>10694892
I just opened that box of 16 oreos and I literally can't stop, once you eat one or two you crave more and more.

I like the cookie part. Hate the creme.

Can i just get the cookies?

>>10694885
I tried JoJos for the first time a few weeks ago, I honestly can't go back to Oreos

>>10694892
It's an older wound, but it checks out.

>>10694911
I like the creme but it has to have a specific ratio to the cookie

>>10694885
Over 2,000 calories of fat and sugar you fatty

>>10694995
I am skinny as fuck though anon

>>10694885
I feel like that about Fig Newtons

>>10694915
>>10695183
Tfw european who doesn't know about all these snacks
Maybe it's for the better

>>10694885
Lots of sugar, which is addictive. Learn some self-control.

>>10694901
I didn't need to see this right now in my life.

>>10694885
sugar and fat. 2 things the human body is designed to crave.

I can't even eat more than 5 Oreos in one go lol

>>10694885
it's called sugar

>>10694885
>the next morning your shit is black and sticky

i can only eat them with milk or none at all. too much sugar for me, its gross. if you can eat those things without milk to get some of the taste out, you're fucked

I very rarely eat oreos anymore because i hate how they blacken my teeth

>>10694885

You lack the discripine anon

>pic related
>your life

>>10696010
fuck, these things are like CRACK to me

>>10694892
If anything my father showed me too much affection

>>10696223
This doesn't sound good

>>10695514
>>10695733
>>10695807
>>10696060
I don't consider myself too fucked, I am really skinny and physically well considering the shit I eat.

Lard,sugar, and chocolate. A dopamine rush in every bite of that's your poison. Everyone is susceptible to something whether it's drugs, alcohol, or junk food. And in the U.S. they're all cheap and readily available.

>>10696610
Yeah very few other sweets give me cravings like Oreo

>Liking oreos
>EVER

>>10696010
On a hot day, I throw em in the freezer

>>10694892

>>10696223

>>10697028
wise man

>>10697028
I tried this, did not notice much improvement

>>10696010
How do i get these in yurop

>>10697215
Amazon, I guess.

>>10697221
Are they really that good?

>>10694885
>eat one or two
>retch because it's too sweet
Shit's revolting, only Americans can eat it

>people eat ice cream toppings by itself
have some self-respect

>>10694885
Best cookie.

>>10694892
Not even my local kinoplex can project shit liek you do

>>10694885
The 'cream' is literally just crisco and sugar blended together. You could scrape it off and put a banana slice on there. I did it before, it's p. good tbqh famabamalam

>>10698057
i tried these out of sheer curiosity and they are nasty

>>10697274
Yes

>>10696223
did his cream fill your void

>>10695533
It's always good to have some Bojack in your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbrJPOw1g9A

>>10699695
hideously underrated. Well done son, I'm proud of you

>>10699695
quality post 10/10 anon

I got over Oreos by getting addicted to Tim Tams

>>10701395
where can I buy those in AMERICA?

>>10701520
They have original, dark, dark mint, and I think caramel at Target

Butterfingers > Reese's

Butterfingers > All snacks in the universe

>Just stating the truth don't mind me

>>10694885
Go eat an entire large package and watch what it does to your poop, you might just quit eating that garbage.

>>10694892
delet

>>10701632
>take a tiny bite
>hfcs flakes stuck in your teeth forever

>>10699695
10/10

>>10701395
Do amerifats really eat this crap?

>>10702406
that's an australian snack tbqhwyfam

>>10701395
Hell yeh. Came into thread to post these. Tfw you use them like a straw in tea or coffee and then quickly eat them before they fall apart.

>>10696010
One of the most dangerous foods for me when I was younger. My friend's dad would pack them with a sandwich for our lunches when we went on a day hiking trip and holy shit I couldn't wait to get to these fuckers. My parents never bought shit like this. Anytime I'd go to my friends house, I'd always snag one and savor it. Idk what it is about these fuckers... But they are dangerous. Haven't had one in years. Might have to swing by tomorrow and snag a box.

>>10702469
How do you use a solid square cookie as a straw?

>>10702794
you bit off either end, and the chocolate coating is airtight enough to let you suck up liquid through the porous cookie internals

>>10694885
heart attacks

>>10694892
I wasn't ready for this