/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10682530
You don't?

>>10682530
because it's delicious

>>10682530
its good

>>10682530
It's fucking goat, that's why! Let me guess you're...no, it's too easy, lol! Now go have some bland mac and cheese with an order of 10 nuggets dipped in a mayo based sauce, but hold the black pepper 'cause it burns, mom!

>>10682530
Because it's pretty fucking good, how many more reasons do you need?

>>10682635
don't forget to make that mild for the w*toid

why do snowflake-americans love this shit so much?

It's just one of those quintessentially perfect dishes that can't be improved upon when made correctly. Like chili con carne, Gulasch, ragù alla bolognese, sushi or a cheeseburger.

>>10682675
tastes like cum

their mouths don't generate as much saliva, so they prefer to eat soupy and moist foods.

I'm white and mostly cook stir-fries and curries. "White cuisine" is boring and I only cook it when I'm lazy or drunk. Even French and Italian is overrated.

>>10682680
How do you know how cum tastes?

>>10682530
The Brits failed to make this white people food, but Americans still have a chance if they go in hard.

>>10682688
The jews got you good

>>10682635
Why is it that when one of you people get triggered you end every sentence with a exclamation mark?

>>10682530
I had this once. It was ok but the skin was flabby...

sorry to break it to you poo in the loos, but mild curry > spicy curry

>>10682753
>wh*toid food

>>10682843
Dude, you're so pasty you fade into the background. Mom still warming your tendies?

>>10682979
You didn't answer my question anon.

>>10682671
Be sure to get its written consent first, otherwise you might get sued for hate crimes against the poor oppressed wh*teoid race

wh*teoid food

>>10683445
>Pasta is made by whites and is universally loved
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yea you can strawman american food culture as white but what's funny enough is americans aren't white
commit suicide retardo.

>>10683456
>italians
>white
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10683477
No reason to argue with a literal retard so now that you've shown your full mental capabilities were done here.

>>10682635
OP blown the fuck out!

>>10682530
it makes rice tolerable?

>>10684917
Only wh*toid eat low quality rice, and they don't even cook it properly.

>>10685582
all rice is low quality, weeb

>>10682530
Because they have less sensitive taste buds so the only way they can really get the full flavortown experience is by over seasoning low-quality meat.

>>10686237
>organic free range backyard chickens
>low quality
Go buy some of your factory farmed chlorine chicken brined in a vat of undisclosed chemicals and ground into a paste for your mumsy to warm up for you, Cletus. Make sure she doesn't use black pepper, though!

>>10686611
>he thinks any chang or pajeet-made curry chicken he's ever eaten isn't made with the lowest quality "chicken" possible
lmao enjoy your horse meat

>>10682708
Leading question retard

>>10686642
horse meat is great, better than beef

>>10687180

But I can't bring my wife to orgasm!?

>>10687182
try reconnecting on a personal level, fall in love again. Then, really take the time to make love

>>10682675
Why do the japs love mayo?

>>10686642
I make mine myself so I know and when I visited thailand, virtually everyone had backyard chickens even in the city because they weren't cucked by the govt. regs and HOA's, lol. Enjoy your sawdust tasting chicken paste with mayo.

>>10687180
>horse meat is better than beef
cmon anon that's just silly. It's not as shitty as the reputation would imply but the best cut of beef you can find is going to be better than the best cut of horse

>>10687557
>thai curry street vendors use clean cage free farm fresh chickens I swear!
lmao the current state of mongoloids

>>10686611
>Calls someone Cletus, trying to evoke the stereotype of a southern yokel
>Thinks southerners don't use spice
Southerners use a lot of spice if they can get away with it. Black pepper, too much salt, vinnegar, red pepper, paprika, and on, even discounting more desert spices like cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and of course sugar, or more regional cuisines in the south like Cajun. Bland food doesn't fly down here. Hell where I'm from in particular everything needs to either spicy, sweet, or sour or some combination or your food is considered shit.

>>10682708
>he never tasted his own cum out of curiosity

>>10682708
You do know you are supposed to taste your own cum at least every 5 years right? If the taste changes, its likely a pre symptom of testicular cancer. It's very treatable if you get a head start on it.

/ck/ I have a terrible confession to make.
I knew when I met her, but I was too busy thinking with my dick.
Now I'm married and she still can't cook for shit. I can cook 10x better and all I have to do is follow the fucking recipe.
I married her for the pussy because I don't mind cooking, but it would be great if she could learn like 10 dishes that I love and work to perfect them. I'm thinking to have a sit down with her, but now she's pregnant with our second child, I guess it's not the right time.
Has anyone had to teach their better half how to cook/ask them to at least fucking learn?
I understand she was spoils as a kid, with her mum and her older sister doing all the cooking, but it's kinda time she starts to learn I think.
I'd be happy to begin if she could make eggs on toast without breaking the yokes 80% of the time.
I sound like a little bitch I know, but she is a great lover and a fantastic mum. Just she can't cook for shit and I'd love for that to change. I also don't want to hurt her feelings but she knows she's pretty piss poor at it.

>>10682843
They also use "lol" to hide how butthurt they are aswell

>>10687257
Ask a Jap to make a burger and you get a decent party slathered in mayo topped with an egg. Not bad but what is it with a fried egg on everything?

>>10689850
*patty

Fuck off stupid american, stop being afraid of spices.

>>10689145
Thanks anon! I never knew that, but I'm 21 so I'm not afraid of testicular cancer at this moment but I am worried about my future health. You can never be too careful!

>>10690473
>tfw a high school friend died at the age of 36 from testicular cancer because he thought tasting his cum was gay.