/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10685975
Someone told me to shit on a piece of bread.

>>10685975
I would let her have sex with me if you know what I mean.

>>10685975
this girl seems very nice

Wildling roast beef

Probably that midnight chili or whatever the fuck it was called.

squid tentacles with peanut butter

>>10686011
you know nothing

>>10685975
She looks like a nervous dog but also kind of cute

>>10685975
A thread died for this.

>>10685992
I want to pee in her butt.

>>10685975
Maniçoba. Worse than monkey stew.

>>10685975
mac and cheese, but you substitute mustard for cheese

>>10686252
UMA

>>10686252
>Take delicious meats
>Spoil them by boiling with poisonous leaves
Why?

>>10686265
do americans really eat this?

>>10685975
hnnnnnng
originalio

>>10686265
Who would even think of this? And why would you think to try this "recipe"?

mac n' mustard

>>10686134
These posts should be an automatic 3 day ban

>>10686424
OP obviously didn't realize he was posting a low quality thread, as he's clearly not from /ck/.

>>10685975
stay with me, this is quite gruesome

>crusty bun
>oversalted pickles
>dry lettuce
>tiny onion pieces
>thin, chemical cocktail artifical patty
>cheese made out of laundry detergent
>another crusty bun made from the wheat that fell on the ratpoop-covered floor of a factory
>more dry, rancid lettuce
>another chemical patty
>thousand island dressing
>more salty pickles
>crusty top bun

but wait

on the side
>potatoes that have been sitting in bacteria-laden grease that rarely gets changed
>coated in salt
>with a hunt of blood and scabs from the employees responsible for changing the grease

fuckin horrific

>>10686424
huh??

>Windex
Cocktail shaker with ice. Shot Jameson whiskey, shot Tanqueray gin, shot cilantro and lime infused vodka. Shake and pour into an empty glass. It tastes like windex but it wont burn or cause a gag when you throw it back. Just dont let it hit your tongue

>>10685975
2 cup dry Rice
1 can Refried beans
1 small jar Salsa con queso
Half tub Sour cream
Shredded monteray jack to taste
2 tbsp cholula

Cook rice 8 minutes on high in microwave
Add beans
Cook for 3 minutes on high
Add rest, cook for 90 seconds
Put in tortilla if you are rich enough to afford it. Keeps me full for 3 days and costs about $5.

>>10686510
this is the worst? i mean, sure, nuking it's mediocre, but you can do better/worse

>>10686436
So.... a trip to Subway?

>>10687206
This is my worst. Even when I was a poor college kid, I cooked solid meals regularly. I never use canned beans outside this recipe and the microwave is a useless invention for me.

-pasta of your choice
-sauce: heat equal parts butter and brown sugar, splash of pasta water to help emulsion
-toss cooked pasta with sauce, add mozzeralla cheese til melty

its disgusting but Ive ate this once a week for ten years, no one has ever enjoyed it that Ive let try

>1/2 cup strawberry glaze (the red gel sold for strawberry shortcake)
>1 cup whipped non-dairy desert topping
>2 tbsp chocolate syrup
>2 tsp sprinkles
>5 drops green food coloring
>Mix until well blended
>Enjoy a fun dip for bread or fruit.

>>10687580
sugar, cheese and pasta

>>10686081
i can see this catching on

>>10686052
>2 AM Chili
You need to go back

Yoiu nevah fooked no beah

>>10685975
>No one posted Aunt Myrna's cheese salad
I hated to have to bring him into it but you guys should have posted this earlier.

https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk?t=26

>>10685975
Pretty much 80% of Tasty videos.

>>10689627
Says the guy that knows exactly what it's called

>>10689685
>google "midnight chili"
>first result is reddit link with real name
Hmm

>>10685975
I think I'd have to go with ramen sundae.

>>10686441
Neither will ice cold vodka. That's a lot of work and an expensive way to get shitfaced.

>>10686510
Besides microwaving everything that doesn't sound bad at all. Unless you hate Border food.

>>10685975
This right here

>>10686252
What does monkey taste like

>>10687580
>its disgusting but Ive ate this once a week for ten years, no one has ever enjoyed it that Ive let try

>>10687580
It's not even healthy you stupid nigger, what the fuck are you doing?

donnor kebab with pate smeared on the wrap with cottage cheese

couldnt finished even when i was high and drunk

>>10685975

>take bagged microwaveable frozen fries
>nuke for five to seven minutes
>dump whole bottle of ketchup in bag when it's done cooking
>eat with your hands
i eat this three times a week

>>10686134
Oh no, a thread of page 10 where it's not going to get any traffic died. Whatever shall we do?

Piss off, it likely wasn't any better than this one is anyways.

>>10687580
Here's a better version with only a few ingredients. Boil whole grain pasta with oil and salt for about 7-8 minutes. Meanwhile, chop garlic and parsley. Fry garlic in olive oil until starting to brown, add chili flakes for some heat, then add pasta water. Toss pasta in, add parsley+seasoning, and the juice+zest of a lemon. Finish with grated parmesan. It's kind of like the pasta from that movie Chef.

>>10689747

>>10689843
uma delicia

>>10687580
why do you keep making it if its disgusting? just make pasta with butter and salt if that's all you have. what's wrong with you?

Certainly, the worst recipe is the genetic cocktail that OP's mom and the railyard hobo produced to birth OP.

lamb omelette-
>scramble eggs in cup
>add last night's lamb in red sauce
>put in pan
>put pasta on top of red eggs
>fail at making omelette
> *scramble*
>top w/ sour cream
>feed to great dane

this one

>>10686052
The base recipe is alright, but you really need to make a fair amount of changes, especially for the crock pot version. I have no idea why that version uses so little jalapenos and doesn't saute the onions and peppers before adding them to the crock pot.

What are overnight oats, anyway?

>>10686052
>>10694124
Are you guys referring to that retarded stick-man chili recipe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80fT7fyA6Zg

>>10694169
Yeah
http://www.cookingcomically.com/?page_id=33
https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/cooking-comically/ep-1-2am-chili-remix/viewer?title_no=622&episode_no=1

>>10685975
She is very, very cute.

>>10694164
Not half bad.
You can do the same damn concept behind overnight oats to ramen noodles, in case you weren't aware. I left to theatre practice once and kept the bowl of ramen in the water, in a bowl, in the microwave without heating it up, and came back to a big bowl of fluffy cold noodles.

>>10686052
Don't be a bitch. It was a good recipe until the guy came out as a self-made cartoonist chef with the aura of Reddit seeping through the pages of his failed book.

>>10694376
It's an awful recipe and probably isn't even spicy.

>>10685975

>>10685979
Poverty tier but I’d eat it.

>>10694388
Huh?

>>10694376
It's like stumbling upon the ruins of an ancient civilization. We all really used to think this kind of humor was funny?

>>10685975
https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY every part of this is wrong

>>10694968
10/10 recipe, it's kind of better than traditional carbonara with bacon. The hot dog adds a nice consistency.

>>10694376
Every single listed step in this is wrong.

>>10689788
Rusks with sugar.
Post WW2 survival recipe!

>>10694764
It's missing a few people getting killed, but yeah, I guess.

>>10694968
Wow
https://youtu.be/mZJ4jR-0b5U

>>10694049
This made me realize I do have some.

My dad grew up poor as all fuck. To this day, he still enjoys saltine crackers and milk, angelhair pasta with chicken boullion powder sprinkled over it, and/or cheap ass hotdogs on white bread.

>>10695296
>10 seconds in
Cooking with margarine instead of butter.
Sweet jesus what are you people doing.

>>10695440
Saltines and milk, seasoned with pepper, it's pretty good /ck/, you should try it.
While you're at it, throw some peanuts in your coke.

>>10694716
It's vegan