/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10674967
Luv succin on cockroach tiddies

>>10674967
The elite are preparing to force humanity to live in tiny houses and live off of bugs.

>>10674967
Holy shit how hard is this going to be to extract because if it's easy I'm going to be fucking rich!

>cockroach ice cream
>cockroach milkshake
>cockroach cheese

Cockroaches aren't mammals. They don't have milk. This whole thing is a scam.

(((Marketing)))

>>10675022
It's crystals that form in a specific species of cockroach that is high in calcium. Technically not milk, but it's catchy.

I fucking hate roaches they're the only thing that actually freaks me out. Every time I see one of those little shits I stomp it and keep stomping till its unrecognizable just to make sure it's dead.

>>10675065
Why not eat them too? It's such a waste to kill innocent life without at least reaping the nutrients.

>>10674967
In the future we'll be eating burgers made out of recycled shit and drinking cockroach milk. Glad I'll be dead by then.

When is this meme going to die?

>>10675065
I do this with spiders but it's not because I hate them. Spiders eat other bugs and I respect that, but If I catch them in the house they have been compromised and should be dealt with. Eugenically I am smashing towards a world with stealthier spiders.

>>10675022
Neither are almonds, coconuts, cashews, or soy beans. Are those scams too?

>>10675082
Evolution takes millions of years you retard. Killing off spiders in a short amount of time won't lead to any benefits for future generations.

>>10675086
Flavored water fortified with vitamin supplements? You're asking whether they're scams? Take a guess.

can someone plz post cockroach bro

>>10675089
Then explain the doubling of the human brain in only a few hundred thousand years dipshit.

https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=shit+fetish

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>>10675150
This is it. This is the worst thing I've seen on this website. I am truly amazed.

>>10675150
Noo. Please.

>>10675016
they will probably put the genees in bacteria so they can produce it in much higher quantities or in goats

>>10674985
this. just watched an episode of bizarre foods with Andrew what's his name in Mexico city and half of it was about how cool it is to eat bugs for protein.

>>10675241
It'll be the trendy thing soon. Living in pic related while farming worms, crickets and other things you would feed to a lizard but eating them yourself.

>>10675248
Honestly I'd live in a home the size of my livingroom/kitchen with my bathroom. When I lived up north I slept on my couch more often than my bed despite my bedroom being as large as my livingroom. Slide a bed or really comfy couch in perpendicular to my computer desk and put my kitchen behind me and so long as I've got a decent sized bathroom and enough room for a couple bookcases and a coffee table I'll be happy.

>>10675222
Glad I could help while still remaining on topic.

>>10675248
so long as i can actually own it instead of renting....

>>10674967
Insects will always remain under experimental food according to the FDA.

There's pretty much zero research of food borne illnesses transmitted from consuming insects which is why the FDA ultimately has to classify insects as experimental food.

>>10675172
>>10675222
>>10675231
You fucking pussies, when i was a kid i ate tons of insects raw. Roasted cockroaches must taste like heaven.

>>10675222
How ironic is it that it was the product of someone's hard work and dedication that disgusted you the most, not their abysmal failure?

>>10675265
that gets depressing and uncomfortable fast

>>10676218
Not if it's by choice and you actually own it, city cuck

>>10675091


>make product
>clearly label it
>sell it

what's the problem eurotard

>>10675150
At least they're not the German variety. Fucking hate those things.
>He actually ate a roach
Bigger balls than me.

The cockroach milk thing is actually based on a study made by pajeets- its used in their "traditional medicine"

> an international team of scientists headed by researchers from the Institute of Stem Cell Biology and Regenerative Medicine in India decided to sequence the genes responsible for producing the milk protein crystals to see if they could somehow replicate them in the lab.

>"The crystals are like a complete food - they have proteins, fats and sugars. If you look into the protein sequences, they have all the essential amino acids," said Sanchari Banerjee, one of the team, in an interview with the Times of India back in 2016.


Pajeet medicine is like chink medicine- a way not to be mocked mercilessly for eating things that arent food

>>10675265
dont fall for their tricks. living in a tiny space you will quickly get cabin fever (depression). its just another way of controlling the masses

>>10674985
It's that or starve motherfucker we ain't got space for all these fuckin cows.

Giant retards eating all our corn, breeding diseases and farting all day.

>>10676422
But I ALREADY live in a tiny space. I have one room that is mine and everything else is a communal space.

>>10676422
>you will quickly get cabin fever

Why do idiots think that other people always have the same shortcomings that they do?

>>10676374
Pajeet medicine also involves eating cow dung.

>>10676483
>not wanting to be stuffed into a small space like an abused animal living off of roach milk is a shortcoming

>>10674967
Idc how healthy it is, I'm not touching anything that comes from a Turks tits...

>>10675150
what

>>10675150
I thought /fit/ were supposed to be the vaguely normal guys

>>10675150

>>10675150
You guys must not browse /a/ if you think breeding roaches is weird.

>>10674967
enjoy your sea roach

>>10675076

>>10676479
Pic or fuck off.

>>10675222
>some dude raising some bugs
>the worst thing I've seen on this website
howdy reddit

SOON

>>10674967
Marketing 101

>Ew that sounds icky! Ill tell everyone about that!
>Really though anon if you look at the nutrient profiles...
>Wow that is healthy! Ill get that into my diet!
>Conventional foods just werent good enough for all those other generations of people who lived past 90!
>I need this!
>eats it and other meme shit like avocados and kale
>big pharma
>dies at 50 from ovarian cancer

>>10675150
That's disgusting as shit

>>10674967
Gee, I wonder who's behind this.

>>10680885

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>>10676218
Especially if you have it on some land or near a large park or public forest. I'm really only inside to cook and sleep weather permitting.

>>10680885
i have wanked it to this scene like 1000x

>>10675150
Is this really that weird?
I mean I wouldn't do this, but I read about people doing much weirder shit daily and don't see this kind of reaction.
I don't see why this is worse than people having a big interest in snakes or whatever.

>>10674967
They're just getting you ready

>>10675222
you should lurk moar

>>10674982
you lost me at roach titties

bump

>>10675150
What the fug. This retard could be your neighbor

>>10676519
Holy shit this post is too god damn hilarious

>>10678118

/fit/ is mostly fat people, and guys who got in shape but continue to just shitpost all day.

>>10675032
Sad when truth goes ignored. Anything that's being pitched to you with "superfood" is guaranteed to be someone trying to make a buck.

>>10676090
You fucking pussy, when i was a kid i ate tons of animal shit raw. Raw insectss must taste like heaven

>>10674967
it's some fucking forced meme on 4chan

>>10676467
>Giant retards eating all our corn, breeding diseases and farting all day
Cows or niggers?

>>10681004
s s.. sauce?

>>10681614
It's not that weird breeding the bugs. People own ant farms, it's about the same thing. It's probably the whole "pride" thing that anon was going on about.

>>10674985
The bugman is forced to eat bugs

>>10680918
Ok very funny, how do I stop seeing the jew? It doesn't go away and over 5 minutes have passed.