/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10674083
Why don't you just go inside? It's faster to go inside anyway.

>>10674083
Here here!

>>10674087
>Faster to go inside.

a majority of the time this will not be the case.

>>10674083
The real issue are the autists who have to customize every item to their exact specifications.

Does it really matter when you're absolutely fucking hammered?

>>10674083
Im ordering whatever I want from watever cesspool drive-thru i end up at.

>>10674096
It's always the case

>>10674083
fuck you, going out in public means you subject yourself to all that entails. I'm better than you, too. I'll bet you often pick arguments with people smarter than you.

>>10674083
>period.
People that say this annoy the fuck out of me. If I ever decide to go to taco bell I'm going to hold up the entire line just in the slim chance that you'd be behind me and freak out.

>>10674083
My order:
1 chalupa
1 crunchwrap supreme
1 chicken quesadilla
and a soda

Does this please you?

>>10674124
You can't just say something twice and make it true when it's a well known fact it's not. Drive thru always get's priority.

>>10674083
i'll get whatever I want and you'll wait however long you have to
deal with it faggot

>>10674083
I literally only go to taco bell to try the exotic new thing. My order is one new thing, one black bean burrito extra rice add potatoes. Usually takes about 10 minutes but I don't mind waiting. :)

roll your own! this tastes pretty close, pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnH1gEsbf1o

>>10674139
I'm going to form the Taco Bell Defense League and patrol the taco bell and make sure people aren't holding up the line

>>10674083

>ordering a fountain drink

I was with you until that.

>>10674083
Stop being such a fucking disgusting fat ass and get out of your fucking car and walk into the goddamned builing you fucking ham galaxy!

>>10674083
>publicly admitting to going to Taco Bell
>unironically demanding other plebs bend their wills to meet OP's morbidly obese demands

>>10674196
>fast food
>parking, getting out, and ordering inside
not so fast anymore and defeating the central tenet of why such a place exists

The dorito loco's taco is the only good thing on their menu.

>>10674083
>If you go to taco bell, you get a simple taco, burrito, or gordita, and a fountain drink. PERIOD. END OF STORY.

I'm even less specific than you are.

>pull up to drive thru
>Yeah I'll have the $5 big box
>"uhh what kind of big box?"
>Whatever the new thing is

guaranteed best food every time

>>10674189
Why even go to Taco Bell if you're not gonna get a Baja Blast (Sangrita Blast or Mango Ice Tea is also acceptable, anything that's taco bell exclusive)

>>10674083
I will from now on order AT LEAST $25 worth of items from the dollar menu, and main menu to see how far I can push the waiting game. You've been warned big guy.

>>10674334
>spending $25 at taco bell
its not worth your life man. such a thing isnt even possible

>>10674083
Why the fuck would you even bother going to Taco Bell if you are just going to order the generic stuff you could get anywhere?

Shit like crunchwraps and cheesy gordita crunches is what bring the people in.

I wanna know why the heck Quesadillas are so expensive. Its literally 3 ingredients.

what the fuck is up with the drive thru being open longer than the dining room
can a nigga just bike to the damn place at midnight for some tacos?

>>10674401
>what the fuck is up with the drive thru being open longer than the dining room

Fast Food restaurants are pretty notorious for getting robbed late at night.

>>10674083
I'm not about to change what I order because your impatient whiny ass doesn't want to wait a few more minutes. Don't like it? Tough shit. Go elsewhere.

Is this actual shills? I love taco bell but this is a first I'm seeing it posted about. It's usually McDonalds, this screams shill.

>>10674185
That's why I order the exotic shit on the app and pick it up while you wait in line like a plebb

>>10674322
Because their prices are some heeb shit even compared to other fast food joints, and their machines are invariably JUST levels of watered-down to the point where it's preferable to drink nothing at all
The patrician's answer is to stock up on canned Baja whenever it's made available, and work on it over the next two or three years.

I hope Sangrita Blast shows up in grocery stores here this summer alongside Baja since it adds a little variety to my Dew shopping y'know what I'm sayin'

lemme get a steak quesadilla and uhhh fuckin uhhh

>>10675024
>soda sommelier
do the honorable thing

Ok i understand where you're coming from but whenever I walk up to the register i go from sober to stoner and order 3 doritos tacos, why the fuck are they so good

I get explosive discharge out of my asshole every time I eat at Taco Hell

i love taco bell, i always get a steak something because i dont eat there often enough to make it put a hole in my wallet

>>10675071
your stomach is fucking weak

>>10674130
>soda
enjoy your diabetes

>>10674154
based

>>10675363
Excuse me, but I always have sugar free soda thankyou very much.

>>10674124
Do you honestly think it's faster to park your car, deploy your scooter ramp, scoot out of the car, go up the wheelchair ramp, make your order, and then do all of that in reverse instead of just waiting in the car?

>>10674311
This guy gets it. Taco bell isnt so bad, its culver's that I run into this problem 9/10 times. It's not fucking brain surgery. The menu ain't that big and is filled with mostly burgers and chicken. Throw a fukin dart ya dweeb

>three layer grilled nacho fag chulpa supreme

>>10675850
It is faster unless there is NOBODY in the drive line. But look at it like this. If you're in a line of 4 cars you gotta wait for all four cars to pull up to the talk box, the first window, then the second window. VS just walking inside doing an order and getting your food. By the time you order your food the Drive Through probably has barely moved 2 vehicles

>>10674124
lmao no it's not
at your average Taco Bell, you have one, sometimes two "lines" that are making food. usually it's one line making orders for drive-thru and one line making orders for front counter, but very commonly they'll help cover each other to keep times down
so if the drive-thru is fucking SLAMMED and you order inside, you might just end up waiting 10 minutes for your order anyways

>>10676450
You might. You usually don't.

I always eat-in (it's messy as fuck to eat in a car you disgusting slobs), and I make a point to keep an eye on how fast the drive-thru line moves. It is nearly always faster to eat-in if there are more than 2 cars in the drive-thru line.

>>10674083
>chulpa

kek'd
Does ANYONE have a screencap of that thread/pasta where someone went to taco bell and ordered cinnatwists and they laughed at him and everyone replied "lol been there buddy"?

i was in that thread and kept laughing like retard

>>10676450
You're wrong

>>10676496
Eat shit. I worked there for four fucking years. If you walk into lobby and the line is covering drive through your dumb ass is going to wait until we've served everybody in the line.

>>10676508
Do you think that all taco bells are doing that at all times?

Of course it could happen, but stating that it's a certainty is a different thing altogether.

>>10676508
I've never had to wait you wage cuck faggot. Just because you're lazy and don't know how to work at a good pace doesn't mean it's all the same.

One steak quesarito
One cheesy gordita crunch
One potato soft taco
That keep me full all day

>>10674389
Cheese Quasimodo with extra J sauce is soooo good

>>10676525
It's pretty common at every fast food place. I did the order inside meme when the drive thru was crazy and ended up leaving around the same time the car u would have been behind did

>>10675850
Lolol went right over his head

>>10674087
doesnt Taco Bell do phone orders yet like McD's does?

>>10674083
I get 3 bean burritos. 3 soft tacos.
2 sides of rice. A drink.

>>10674124
If the lobby is closed, it most certainly as fuck isn't.

I only order things that have been on the menu since I was a kid back in the 80’s. Literally any combo of 3 or 4 items.
Nachos supreme
Meximelt
Taco supreme
Mexican Pizza
Cinnamon Twists

I don’t even know what a fucking Gordita is

>>10678620
Get with the times grandpa, it's time to try something new.

>>10674083
>going to taco bell

>>10674083
The world revolves around you. You are probably the asshole that honks in the drive thru. I hope Taco Bell comes out with more meme shit just so you have to wait longer. When people honk I purposely check the food longer and ask for sauces I don't even use.

>>10674083
Take it off the fucking menu then. Lazy fuck.

fuck off dude, i've work in restaurants for 12 years all the way from fast food to fine dining where i am now. you get paid better because you're willing to work harder. now fuck off and make me 4 enchiritos with green sauce, nachos bell supreme with no sour cream, and a taco 12 pack 2 double decker, 2 volcano, 2 doritos locos, 2 soft chicken, 2 soft beef, 1 hard chicken no lettuce or tomato, and a soft chicken no lettuce or tomato sub pico de gallo

>>10674343
It is possible
4 burrito supremes, 1 crunchwrap supreme, 4 beefy 5 Lauer burritos, 1 grilled stuffed burrito, it's just under $35 pre tax and it's my lunch if I'm eating out
>t. 380lb monstrosity and climbing to supernova

Just get a fucking box, it's literally the best and most economical option time-wise and money-wise.

>>10679532
The enchirito sucks I wish they would have just kept the smothered burrito. That shit was a godsend

As a current Taco Bell employee, most of them are understaffed. At least mine currently is. My store just had a huge sit-in interview event today because we were that desperate.

Usually the people at lines get orders done pretty fast but around closing when they give you around four people to work with;
One working drive thru, two people on line, and one washing dishes, it gets pretty fucking bad.
Especially when drunk people come through the drive thru.

>>10678620
>I don’t even know what a fucking Gordita is
The 56% spawn your daughter had with a MS-13 "dreamer"

>>10679769
Are you understaffed to save money or because people don't want to work at Taco Bell?

>>10680221
Thats a goblina. A gordita is a goblina wrapped in unleavened bread.

>>10680238
>not him
Yes. Job market is healthier than it has been in a low time. We're at a record low unemployment level, rivalling prerecession numbers. Working food service sucks the largest dick, exacerbated by a large menu and your coworkers being druggies, dropouts, or baby(pronouns).

>>10675363
>only the soda gives you beetus

>>10680659

>Daphne Moon

My 90's waifu. I would have given her a tossed salad and let her scramble my eggs, if you get what I'm gettin at

If you're picking up what I'm putting down

If you're smelling what I'm stepping in

>>10678875
>You are probably the asshole that honks in the drive thru.
rekt

>>10674083
>you get a simple taco, burrito, or gordita
Wait, you drive to Taco Bell to get one taco? What the fuck?

>>10676525
"dude help us please there's 10 cars in drive-thru and our wait time is over 15 minutes"
"nope, sorry.. gotta serve this one guy in lobby first"

>>10679714
I hate you