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Who wants wine? Anonymous Mon May 28 18:40:43 2018 No.10673091 [DELETED]

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Co-worker got these with her new GPS. I have no idea if they're good or not, but nobody I know wants them.

Roll dubs, get a wine code.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:45:00 2018 No.10673120 >>10673091 What the fuck is wrong with your stubby thumb? Your cock must be minuscule.

>>	poopoopeepee Mon May 28 18:46:24 2018 No.10673130 fuck it dawg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:47:09 2018 No.10673135 >>10673091 suck my nuts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:47:21 2018 No.10673136 >>10673091 Why are your fingers swollen like sausages?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:48:53 2018 No.10673145 >>10673091 post timestamp

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:49:55 2018 No.10673151 email cr711z+bz87tnzaqvqvk@sharklasers.com

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:50:59 2018 No.10673153 >>10673091 How fucking old is that PC? And who the FUCK goes into the office on a holiday?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:52:21 2018 No.10673159 >>10673151 reroll

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:52:41 2018 No.10673165 >>10673091 Jesus Christ you must be like 600 pounds look at that stubby fucking sausage

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:54:02 2018 No.10673174 File: 930 KB, 780x808, Dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10673091 >>10673153 >that keyboard from 1992

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:54:32 2018 No.10673177 >>10673091 ay

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:54:56 2018 No.10673179 roll

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:55:21 2018 No.10673181 >>10673174 BASED retro

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:55:57 2018 No.10673184 >>10673177 send to xemo@bitwhites.top

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:56:01 2018 No.10673185 Hell yee man plz be legit causticchasm@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:57:31 2018 No.10673192 Hell that would make me put off suicide for a day or 2 bauer.rawlin@ldaho.net

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:58:21 2018 No.10673196 Looked into it. It's $100 "off" wine Packages, all of which cost over $120

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:58:36 2018 No.10673198 >>10673136 >>10673120 Because I'm fat? I mean, that much should be obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 18:58:38 2018 No.10673199 >>10673091 Send then to ass@aol.com

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:00:54 2018 No.10673214 send to dave1@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:05:01 2018 No.10673237 File: 2.37 MB, 3036x4048, 15275486911065575847162190309484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10673145

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:06:25 2018 No.10673247 >>10673091 >I have no idea if they're good or not Yeah they just give away great wine for next to nothing with random consumer electronics Does this really make sense to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:06:41 2018 No.10673250 >>10673198 Heh. Fatty with the stubby thumbs. Get on outta here with your scam cards, tubby wubby.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:09:02 2018 No.10673264 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:09:24 2018 No.10673266 >>10673237 well i got one code. cover the rest with that paper.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:09:32 2018 No.10673268 >>10673237 5/29err28/18 ell me sicle-elbs, fuck/ck/boys. Nice penmanship.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:11:40 2018 No.10673281 >>10673268 I work on computers for a living, of course my penmanship is abysmal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:11:52 2018 No.10673285 wine me

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:12:59 2018 No.10673293 >>10673250 >Scam I am literally giving these away. Where's the scam, brainlet?

Anonymous Mon May 28 19:15:39 2018 No.10673305
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>>10673247
Depends on where it was purchased. Some eabay seller may have had a ton of these to give away, or the codes are just meant to drive business to the web store.

Also, here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:15:59 2018 No.10673308 >>10673293 The scam is the cards, brainlet They've been stuffing these into every newegg box for the last 5 years, only an idiot would actually fall for it t. not the guy who was making fun of your thumbs (but what's wrong with your thumbs anyway?)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:16:08 2018 No.10673309 Put me in screencap plox

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:17:24 2018 No.10673315 >>10673174 The finest technology that a call center could ask for in the mid nineties. >>10673153 Broke people.

Anonymous Mon May 28 19:17:49 2018 No.10673317

>>10673305
No, they're just shit wines pitched to rubes who think they're getting a super seekrit good deal. People have tried it and posted the results, you can find the stories on any major wine website or /r/wine/

This was a thing with cigars during the cigar fad in the 90s, now it's a thing for wine now that millennials have "discovered" wine just like they "discovered" sriracha and avocados and so on

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:18:03 2018 No.10673318 >>10673237 time stamp another finger pic lad, full 5

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:18:55 2018 No.10673322 >>10673308 Don't know. Never noticed they were off before. Also, that's fair on the cards being a scam. I just figured somebody might be more inclined to use them than I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:19:21 2018 No.10673325 >>10673293 the scam is you go to get your free wine and to get it you have to purchase a year membership and pay upfront.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:19:59 2018 No.10673329 File: 1.89 MB, 3036x4048, 15275495771812895669856212256887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10673318 How about one?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:21:03 2018 No.10673334 >>10673325 Well, that does sound shitty. All right, then.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:21:09 2018 No.10673336 File: 52 KB, 340x345, 18midh044v8qpjpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ha, here OP, I'll trade you one of these

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:23:09 2018 No.10673346 File: 47 KB, 574x522, 0DC7F169-09E3-44D1-BAF6-63186C6335F7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10673317 >that 37 year-old boomer talking about the glory days

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:23:36 2018 No.10673351 >>10673329 Those proportions are all off! You hand is the size of a softball and you’ve got Vienna sausages on the end. God damn man, I suggest you start wearing gloves

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:24:08 2018 No.10673355 >>10673329 you clockin in at about 275+?

Anonymous Mon May 28 19:24:10 2018 No.10673356

>>10673322
You're not doing anyone any favors by posting them other than the scammers themselves.

It's every shady marketing trick in the book all rolled into one. You get "special discount just for you". You get price anchoring. You get "angel investor seekrit inside deal" so rubes can feel just like Mark Cuban. You get "limited time only, you MUST act now". You get money back guarantees which they know nobody is going to take them up on because, technically, you will get wine, and who are you to say if it was good or not? You don't drink wine anyway.

I work in tech, every couple of weeks I get someone bugging me on Skype or some such thing saying "hey I heard you like wine, I got these discount cards", I really do not like these people.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:24:12 2018 No.10673357 >>10673329 Please seek medical attention

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:25:04 2018 No.10673364 >>10673351 Why? They work, and they're by far the least egregious part of me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:26:06 2018 No.10673370 >>10673355 Little higher, but I've lost about 40 pounds so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:26:32 2018 No.10673373 >>10673364 You’re like an elephant at a piano

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:30:31 2018 No.10673388 >>10673373 Luckily typing doesn't require much dexterity.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:31:12 2018 No.10673393 >>10673196 This. I got a bunch of those with an amazon order not too long ago. Looked into it and it's not worth it at all. Ended up pitching them. Guess I should have made a thread instead to get some (you)s.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:33:32 2018 No.10673405 >>10673356 I'll keep it in mind. I've given out all the codes anyway, so if the recipients are still here, take what thisnguy said to heart. Caveat Emptor.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:36:02 2018 No.10673419 >>10673393 Getting (yous) is like being the best-loved tard on the short bus.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:36:56 2018 No.10673423 >>10673405 Show us your bare feet

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:37:59 2018 No.10673430 >>10673091 Roll

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 19:40:44 2018 No.10673440 >>10673430 Don't bother. If they're a scam, I want no part of it. Remaining codesnwere trashed.

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