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>>10673183

Try it again when you're 18

coke

trust me dude

>>10673193
>>10673197
I just tried some watermelon juice it was the only thing I had it was nasty I had to toss that shit down the drain lol

>>10673183

Tonic water and lime w a cucumber slice

>>10673183
Gin and tonic with some freshly squeezed lime juice - any other drink with gin is absolutely disgusting (and even this one isn't great)

>>10673183
That's not how it works.

>>10673211
>any other drink with gin is absolutely disgusting

Martini is the pinnacle of cocktails.

>>10673230
Those things are fucking disgusting and I'm someone who can drink 80 proof liquor straight. I'd rather lick the floor of a men's room stall than drink that swill

>>10673230
Yeah but you would need to somehow obtain vermouth, an extremely obscure hipster ingredient that literally doesn't exist outside of some exclusive old timey gimmick bars in the most sophisticated neighborhoods in Manhattan and San Francisco

>>10673183
Pineapple juice is the best Gin Mixer

>>10673183
man up and drink it straight.

its what ive been doing daily for like 2 weeks now.

my body hurts...

I imagine everybody who hates Gin is a child. Or is super picky, it taste fine and smells great.

>>10673261
t. tastelet

>>10673183
Apple juice.

Not joking, if you mix it just right, it will taste just like gummy candies.

>>10673183
>What do I mix with poison to not make it taste like poison?

>>10673262
It's available at any liquor store, even in red neck Middlesboro, KY and east TN.

orange juice and/or ginger ale does a better job of covering taste than Coke in my opinion.
Also if you aren’t in public just hold your nose

Make a French 75. Is pretty good.

2 parts gin and 1 part lime cordial

>>10673261
Ye u probably would rather do that fucking tranny

>>10673262
Vermouth is everywhere. I bought two types at fucking WinCo.

>>10673183
A pair of nuts, pussy.

>>10673418
>>10673554
t.Calicucks who hate the Republic of Texas. Why do you keep attacking me? Also vermouth isn't real.

>not liking gin
wtf fag

Journalist's cocktail
1.5 tea dry vermouth
1.5 sweet vermouth
1 shot gin
Lemon juice
Triple Sec
Bitters

Shake over ice, strain into cocktail glass
Then buy your own Mr. Boston, you fucking pleb.

Just so happens I have a Gin related question

Is gin a healthy liquor to drink? whats the healthiest? I only drink because its plastic bottle $8, and it tastes good, so wondering if health benfits in the berries and other stuff

>>10673564
Nothing in Texas except steers and queers.

Gin and tonic is like a "phrase". If someone says "Gin and ..." the next word will almost surely be tonic.

>>10673575
Gin today is just cat piss flavored vodka.

>>10673183
Maybe try a different Gin?

>>10673575
>health benefits
It's fucking liquor. You're pickling your liver.

If you've got malaria then a gin and tonic might help, except modern tonic doesn't have nearly as much quinine as historic tonics.

>>10673261
>80 proof
Holy shit we got a badass over here!

>>10673605
In most places, shitty Gin taste better and gives less hangovers as shitty Vodka the same price.

you won't even taste it if you mix it with ginger ale

>>10673211
This guy is right.
>>10673230
>vermouth
God. The only kind of martini I enjoy is a dirty vodka martini with a couple of olives. I'll get called a faggot for that probably, but gin martinis are just too disgusting to me.

bleach

>>10673183
Equal parts fruit juice and soda water, as strong as you want it. Grapefruit, orange, peach and pineapple come to mind. Gin flavor varies widely across brands, it's basically just vodka with different levels of juniper and other spices. Bombay Sapphire is great, don't waste it on shitty cocktails.

>>10673183
old people drink it with tonic. mixed like burbon and lots of coke.

>>10673421
i love ginger ale and gin. its probably got a real name but i call it gin^2

>>10673183
Put a little bit in some champagne or use it instead of vodka in bloody marys

>>10673183
Equal parts gin, red vermouth, and Campari.

>>10673183
Nigger
>>10673408
Based

>>10673183
>Tonic water with a twist of lime
>Ginger ale
>A French 75 with a quality Champagne or Sparkling Wine
>Citrus-based fruit juice like orange or grapefruit
>Lemonaide or Limeade

Gin and Vodka are pretty much interchangeable for the most part, so whatever mixers and drinks you can make with vodka, you can usually substitute gin for a good portion of them.

>>10673183
anything citris

>>10673183
A blend of piss and semen should be right up your alley, OP

>>10673579
and you don't look much like a steer to me