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Is there a better breakfast than a plain bagel, cream cheese, scallions, lox, capers and onion?

I think not.

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>>10670464

>> No.10670466

>>10670464
Yes.

>> No.10670482
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>> No.10670486

>scallions
Anon I...

>> No.10670625

>>10670464
everything bagel is superior

>> No.10670630

>>10670464
>scallions
???

>> No.10670640

>>10670464
that is one of the faggiest things I've ever fucking heard of

>> No.10670663

>>10670464
eggies

>> No.10670673

>>10670625
This guy gets it.

>> No.10670679

>>10670640
It's traditional Jewish food.

>> No.10670722

I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS POST

>> No.10670778

>>10670464
just skip it, "the most important meal of the day" meme is one of the largest lies sold to the average consumer.

>> No.10670949

A bagel with lox and cream cheese is one of the greatest foods ever invented, but you fucked up going with a plain bagel.

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Maybe not the best, but today's breakfast was pretty damn satisfying.

>> No.10671104
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For me, it's avocado toast with sriracha drizzle.

>> No.10671135

>>10671085
someone needs a lesson on cooking eggs

>> No.10671146

>>10670778
You’re a fat cunt aren’t you?

>> No.10671155

>>10671104
What's below the avocado there?

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>>10671146
>you should eat less
>you must me fat

faultless logic

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>>10670464
The only thing that kikes are good for. Although, I get everything instead of plain.

>> No.10671564

>>10670464
Toast the bagel, drop the capers, those are useless and use Scottish smoked salmon instead of shit lox.

>> No.10671586

>>10670464
Fuck off, Shlomo

>> No.10671595

>>10670464
Change the plain bagel for an everything bagel and you're golden.

>> No.10671614

>>10670464
gross

>> No.10671620

>>10670778
I feel like shit and get a headache if I don't eat breakfast
\
but yeah, it's just a meme

>> No.10671646

If we are talking austere breakbasts then oatmeal, fruit and bread
If we are talking full on dishes then of course not, senpai

>> No.10671651

>>10671155
The possibility of paying your debs

>> No.10671819

>>10670464
>scallions and onions
oy vey shlomo hope you have tictacs

>> No.10671998

>>10670464
>capers
Gotta throw the whole sandwhich away now.

>> No.10673025

>>10670464
delicious but that looks like an absolute shit supermarket bagel

>> No.10673078

Just gimme a croissant and a coffee

>> No.10673114
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>>10670464
>poppyseed and onion bagel
>smoked salmon, chunky, not jewish lox
>cream chizz
>tomato
>louisana hot sauce
>super thin sliced onion
>capers (if you like dick)

you are on target but you need some adjustment my friend

>> No.10673170

>>10671135
they look fine retard, nicely basted

>> No.10673180

>>10671085
Pretty sure your girlfriend is trying to get you to break up with her.

>> No.10673188

>>10671085
Stop fucking traps

>> No.10673194

>>10670464
>lox
Laks

>> No.10673448

>>10670482
kek, this is what happens when people who can't cook, try to do keto