/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>inb4 my girlfriend and I

wow why did you eat so much

Not your GF anymore is she.

>>10668246
holy fuck your a real man :D
women suckss!!!! she probably a liberal. real men of conservativism eat whole rib then post on the internet for strangers to validate!

upvote if you agree!!

>>10668246
My wife and I feed these to our dog, Hibiscus. He's quite the gourmet dog ;)

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>>10668265
Still mad he won?

>>10668246
looks like you're better at sucking meat than she is

>>10668246
She is a keeper and won't balloon up on you after marriage and maybe not after a kid or two. She has self control that's a good thing to have in a partner

>>10668246
She's a piece of shit for not finishing her food.
You're a piece of shit for shaming her about it on 4chan.

You deserve each other.

>>10668265
>hurrr masculinity is bad because i can't live up to its standards

>>10668303
OP here. I posted this thread to get a few pats on my back from internet strangers. It's been a tough time for me lately, and I really could use a confidence boost.

>>10668317
>seeking validation from ressentiment-fueled losers on 4chan
>'masculine'

>>10668265
unironically upvoted

>>10668246
Be glad she eats fewer calories than you, lardo.

>>10668246
You need to show her how to shine that bone.

>>10668329
>classic passive-aggressive NiceGuyTM rage
Must suck to be you

>>10668323
Piss off cunt

My gf does this with wings and ribs. I dont care because I get to finish them

>>10668246
Dump her immediately.
She either has weak jaw muscles, or doesn't like long, meaty things in her mouth.
It will only end in tears.

>>10668246
>two whole ribs
woah, alpha male coming through

>>10668246
>>10668359
>>10668349
Women are simply inferior to us as white men of virtue and masculinity

>>10668365
Amen Brother

>>10668273
>the entirety of this post

>>10668361
OP here. I actually ate 56 of them (soja cucks like you wouldn't know what that's like) because I worked a long day today. I need the protein to feed my family, as a real man should do. The rest of the bones we'll feed to the hogs. A real man like me doesn't let anything go to waste. Why should I show you all of them? The two in the picture is enough proof that I'm a beast

>>10668338

nah, the daily vagina makes up for it

>>10668389
Fistbump bro! Slam that pussy. Proud of you

>>10668378
you ate 4 racks? Damn son

>>10668290
thread's over

>>10668398
This post is so r*ddit

>>10668265
holy fuck you're a faggot

>>10668284
>>10668317
>>10668451
Like shooting fish in a barrel. /pol/dditors are unironically the dumbest faggots on this site. Fall for the bait every time.

>>10668457
Rekt

>>10668457

>>10668457
>*dabs on some nazis*

>>10668265
This but unironically

>>10668457
This

>>10668246
Uhg, I remember when I could get rib bones that clean. Broke some front teeth a while back. Makes eating ribs difficult

>>10668457
Bait or not OP is a cringey faggot

>>10668246

>>10668246
Why didn't you finish her bones for her? She won't marry you if you don't demonstrate a willingness to finish bones that she's started.

>>10669620
>Why didn't you finish her bones for her?
I'm sure nobody will make yet another crude cuckoldry joke out of this.

>>10668246
>Not cracking open the bones for dat tasty and nutritious marrow
You're both fucking disgusting.

>>10669665
They are ribs.

It's a fundamental example of somebody who appreciates the food vs somebody who doesn't. Only eating 75% of the rib, eating pizza but not the crust, eating the fleshy bit of the potato but leaving the outside, taking two bites of a chicken wing, etc.

>>10669705
Or someone just doesn't like chewing on fat and cartilage

Does she eat thru osmosis just sucken the meat and sauce she can slurp off the bone...no teeth

>>10668463
You don't get to post that afterwards my man.

>>10668251
>forgetting to remove the membrane

Hey guys, I haven't gotten a (you) in close to 2 weeks. This thread has gone off the rails and become pointless so maybe I could get a few you's in this thread?

>10670600
No

Checked, though

>>10670605
stinky little NEET won't even give up a FUCKING you. reee!!! REEEE!!!

>10670600
2 weeks? git gud

>>10668246
The meat is supposed to fall off the bone, jack. Don't blame your poor barbecue skills on her.

>>10670632
My dad likes to simmer them in a cast iron pot all afternoon instead of grilling them. Especially in Winter.
The meat is definitely falling off the bone and the gravy is amazing.
We're Danish, if you were wondering.

I've noticed grils don't like meat, they just humor us men by nibbling on it a little bit

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>>10668246
She is probably not /fit/
You are definitely not /fit/

>>10668378
>Why should I show you all of them?
Same reason you posted this: because your pride is tied up in how much pork you can eat.

So you undercooked hers, since the meat didn't easily tear off the bone?

>>10670676
This isn’t fit, retard. >>>/trash/

>>10668273
what the fuck

>>10668323
kys

hope that helps faggot

>>10668457