/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i fucking love this guy, always make his recipes. and yes, i add cayenne.

What was his name again?

>>10662306
Seth Rich

>>10662306
John "Feeding heroes that kill negroes" Mitzewich

>>10662299
>be disappointed because I thought I was watching Mike and Jay

>>10662306
Chief Bong

>start food wishes
>Jingle plays
>Oh hi, Jay!
>Hi, Mike, have you seen Mr. Plinkett?

>>10662403

B A S E D

R
I
P

>>10662403
Never forget.

>Chef John will never sprinkle cayenne in your ass hole and eat it out

Why live?

>>10662891
>He will never unzip his Johnson and turn your ass into a cheese fondue

>>10662303
I like his recipes. I don't like him.

>>10662299
We don't deserve Chef John. Truly a based man.

>>10663216
I miss the "three food wishes" threads

Colab video when?

>>10662476
>>10662610
>>10664619
I want collab.

>>10663185
I like his recipes. I don’t use Twitter. It all works out. Pic related, I made his chicken little, though I used a small bird instead of a hen, and it came out awesome.

What if Chef John cooks you a lovely meal, you eat it, it's amazingly delicious, but as you're cleaning up, Chef John says the meal wasn't free, and now you have to pay for it with your holes?

>>10664650
“Yes, Daddy”

>>10664671
>shadman

>>10662299
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10664619
BotW of Chef John getting drunk and talking shit about B-movies. And then him, still drunk, trying to teach one of the RLM guys to cook.
Which one would be the worst cook anyway? Jack has a wife and kids so I figure can probably at least throw something together to feed his offspring.
Rich has a gf but I don't know if she cooks.
Mike and Jay both seem like bachelor types who just order out.
Josh might know how to cook actually.

>>10662306
Chef jahn from food wishes dat cam

>>10664908
the rarest pepe

>>10662403
based as fuck

I like how a recent video pretty much confirmed that he's a sexual ly adventurous guy, who's into bdsm 'n shit.
Good stuff.

>That one time Chef John was found in Detroit on a nigger murder spree with a shockingly small wooden spoon

Police never managed to prove anything, but jesus

>>10662299
After all, you are the anon of your chef john

>>10662299

>Caribbean music plays

>>10662403
Who's seth rich again?

>>10664645
Why have you stood your duck leg up on your pancakes?

>>10665532
This has been known for a long time, though. He might as well own up.

>>10665588
I can see a crossover now

>>10665532
>>10665706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jnsHJ1u3Pk
>1:30

Hes really based, his bread recipes are great

>>10665532
Is Chef John a dom or a sub?

>>10666276

He like to give 'em the ol' tappa-tappa, if you catch my drift.

>>10665588
>shockingly
You mean "freakishly"

Does anyone still have his Fetlife profile?

>>10666276
You kidding?
This guy is a stud, he's probably well hung too

>>10666632
How do you presume?

>>10666778
He exudes the confidence of a man swinging a freakishly large dong betwixt his thighs. How else do you think he landed a 10/10?

>>10666820
His wife looks like she needs a crane to get out of bed

>>10666862
More like Michele would lift you out of bed and cradle you to her bosom for breakfast before sending you off into the kitchen with Daddy

>>10666879
imagine being married to that

>>10664908
Everytime I see that gold ring, I know i'm about to see some serious retardation hapen

>>10663185
why? he's the most pleasant person imaginable

>>10666905
He doesn't like me because he isn't me ;)

>>10666632
>>10666778
John is quite well hung, yes.
You can catch reflections of him in the surface of things around the kitchen sometimes and once he put up a video where you could see he was cooking in the nude. It was reflected in the microwave oven, which he keeps hidden in a cupboard when it's not in use.
Mostly he just wears shorts and sandals, though.

>>10666910
People take offense because he steps outside the bounds of entertainment chef and parrots dogmatic left-wing west coast elitist dribble on twitter. But fuck, can he cook.

>>10662306
cayenne shill man

>>10665692
Lmao
Underrated and based

>>10666778
>big hands

>>10666962
Why did you have to redpill me on Chef John anon, I don't use twitter and never seen him do that shit in his videos

Now I will no longer watch him now, thanks a fucking lot

>>10667024
Hey man, I feel the same. I don’t use Twitter, which helps. I just ignore that part of him exists. He’s a useful jew.

Hello, this is chef John from FoodWishes dot com with...

King Ja/ck/!

>>10667070
That's what I imagine it looks like when he fucks and cums in Tammy

I'd give my life to suck Ja/ck/'s cum out of Tammy's pussy with a straw while Ja/ck/ jackhammers me in the ass with his fist and gold ring finger

>>10662891
>Chef John will never give you the ol tappa tappa

>>10666879
she looks like a wallace and gromit character

>>10667121

>>10667082

>>10665694
I forgot :(

>>10667311
he's a jew faggot
and so is seth rich

>>10662610
I forget what it's called, but it's on pretty much 80% of all web videos and podcasts ever created.

>>10665694
>>10662403
>>10667311
oh shit i confused him with seth green

>>10665692
no youre thinking of runnyrunny999
he actually used the music from girls gone wild in one of his videos

Just ate a sandwich based on his "Spiedies" recipe. Marinate chicken thigh parts for at least 24 hours in the "special" marinade and grill.

So good!

>>10667460
>he who hath the longest roll gets the mostest meat
John 5:31

>>10664671

>>10667229
>>10667265
thanks for contributing to the discussion faggot

>>10666918
proofs or it didn't happen

>>10665726
Wow..he has a really pleasant voice.

>>10667082
>implying jack has even seen his penis in the past 20 years

>>10667024
>>10667041
You trump tards are the most easily triggered snowflakes on the planet

>>10664908
holy fucking shit I cannot believe how immensely stupid this useless fuck is

I made is sausage ragu pasta sauce, and it's so fucking simple it has no business being so good, but it's fucking mind blowing. Best pasta I've ever had.

>>10662306
Chef "food so good, girls pass out on my lawn" John

>>10662306
Chef "moist hands make smooth balls" John

>>10666276
Chef Dom

>>10668813
>your a snowflake if you don't suck dick and let your wife get fucked by nogs and immigrants

t..tt.tthhh...thanks

>>10669552
And here we have the Trumptard in his natural habit pushing a false agenda of persecution that he envisions everyone who doesn't agree with his narrow and stupid views must be experiencing, unable to counter with anything of actual logic or substance. A very predictable play let's see what he has next.

>>10667082

>>10664908
like, go to the doctor. just because it hurts doesn't mean it is effective

>>10667024
you're a fucking moron, enjoy it

>>10667041

>>10666885
The pussy game might be worth it

>>10669918
>unable to counter anything with actual logic or substance
you first

>>10668794
>implying it hasn't fallen off from drinking too much ipa

>>10662897
>Chef John will never scrape your feet with a fork after making them optimum crispy

>>10667024
>>10667041
Don't worry frens, you are not alone.
I will occasionally watch a Chef John video but I have to psychically fracture my mind into multiple astral projections in order to successfully navigate all the way to the end in order to avoid the pain of remembering.

>>10670769
Just imagine being someone like this. Americans are so fucked.

>>10670752
Fork don't lie

>>10670786
imagine being like this
coming to 4chan from reddit to spread faggotry

>>10667024
kill yourself

>>10671189
go back to you know where

>>10671191
>>>/r/the_donald
>>>/pol/eddit

>>10671200

>>10671317
>And as always, goyim, eeeennnnjoy

>>10669552
you can not like trump and still be against immigrants and niggers

>>10667024
>>10667041
>>10670769

>>10671498
Do you really think /pol/tards are smart enough to understand that?

>>10671623
Someone raped Keanu?

>>10671471
in his video where he answers viewers question he said he doesn't include amounts in the video so they have to go to the blog so he makes money from ads on both sites

>>10672083
I actually don’t mind that format. A lot of what he does, for me, is make an otherwise intimidating recipe approachable and understandable. A lot of his videos focus on technique. If I’m really drawn to a recipe, I’ll look it up. A lot of the shows that throw amounts out just make it hard to follow for me. I dunno, maybe I have a learning disorder.

>he also says “expresso”

>delete the meanie post saying the n-word
>leave up the rest of the retarded discussion
what did hotpockets-san mean by this

Who else /ShakeOfCayenneInEverything/ here?

>mfw Chef John will never grab my bare ass cheeks with his firm hands and whisper into my ear, "your asshole is about to get the shake-ah shake-ah and the tap-pa tap-pa"

why even fucking live :(

>>10671623
>4chan board on leddit talking about what /pol/ is doing
how meta

>>10672412
Even more proof the moderation are nothing but liberal cuckolds, subhuman niggers and spic trash. That filthy gook who bought 4chan fucked it up.

>>10672432
what in the fuck

>>10672468
yeah, this place was amazing with moot /s

>>10672512
>/s

>>>/r/eddit

>>10672512
Dont remember being banned for saying things pathetic mods didnt like.

>>10672396
>he also says acrosst
>cut acrosst the grain
>pumkin
i wasn't saying hes bad because of that
im just stating how jewish he is and that his thirts for shekels can never be quenched

>>10669552
>someone disagrees with me about politics
>BETTER START TALKING ABOUT INTERRACIAL KEKOLDING
this is what projection and an utter lack of self-awareness looks like

>>10672667
just admit youre a nu-male soyboy cucked little bitch

>>10672667
>arachnophobic huh?
>you must wanna fuck spiders

>>10664671

>>10672573
He also overpronounces ‘skewer’, both the verb and noun.
>skeeyower

>>10668270
kill yourself

>>10672716
Yes.

>>10664908
>Jack will never lose his ring up your ass while going elbow deep on you

>>10662299
I ain't a cuck or nothing, but I'd let Chef John fuck my wife

>>10673830
you are after all the cuck of who your wife fucks

>>10662891
>>10662897
>>10667121
>>10670752
>I sincerely hope Chef John never sees this cringefest

>>10666962
>>10667024
really wish i had not just seen this, can't support a dumb cuck, unsubscribed

He makes me want to try cooking but I'm still too lazy. If I do finally try one of his recipes I'll probably do that greek lemon chicken one

>>10675186
Just for that I'm screenshotting this and sending to him.

>>10675446
while your at it send it to jack too

>>10664645
what the shit is that anon,l where did you learn plating, fucking vietnam?

>>10667460
gd it i love spiedies so much

>>10662610
Oh fuck this is the first time I’ve made this connection. I will always hear this. Fuck you

John is an annoying faggot who knows how to cook. If his intonation doesn't make you want to kill yourself there is something wrong with you. I wish he was a shit cook so I didn't have to have a modicum of respect for such an irritating gaylord.

>>10677114
>If his intonation doesn't make you want to kill yourself there is something wrong with you.

Just because I dream of him fucking me in the ass while I eat Wanda's Macaroni Salad out of Simply Sara's pussy and asshole, doesn't mean I'm weird

>>10679277
You’ve been here too long.

>>10667121
Thanks God.
Last thing I want is to get anal raped by a well hung middle age mań.

>>10664671
>shadman

>>10673830
>implying he isnt right now

>>10676459
I don't get it. Are the Vietnamese particularly bad at plating?

>>10662403
third post best post

>>10662465
elaborate

>>10675236
oh grow up you utter child

>>10667121
>Chef John will never give your asshole the ol' poke-a poke-a

>>10662299
>Focuses on the food, not the personality.
>Hates cookbook cooking, but provides the recipe on the blog for those who want it.
>Doesn't resort to meme recipes to appease the masses.
>Isn't afraid to call out bullshit, even if it means people might view him in a negative light in his comments section.

Is john /ourguy/?

>>10683130
well he can actually cook, so no

>>10666962
>>10667024
>>10675236
Kill yourselves.
Triggered faggots.

>>10667353
That's seth meyers, buddy

Another shitty episode uploaded

Scraping the barrel

>>10683253
Sometimes you just need a break from technical cookery

>>10683130
he hates drumpf, so no.

>>10683186
>likes chef jon's political view views
>calls others faggots

>>10685072
t. triggered faggot who cannot handle another persons opinion.

Leave. You are not welcome here.

>>10684902
This is a board about cooking hobbies. Not about political allegiance. Fuck off r/T_D.

>>10685861
>Someone talks about Trump in a negative light
>Someone says they support Trump and don’t react well to him being disparaged
>REEEEE TRIGGERED FAGGOTS GET OUT T_D BACK TO POL DRUMPFTARDS

>>10679346
TFW you've spent so much time shitposting on /ck/ that all of your sexual fantasies revolve around youtube """chefs""""