/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10650148
I'm single and not a lesbian. But my ex did take it for granted and I was fine with that desu

>>10650148
I made spaghetti for dinner last night, my wife heated up some taquitos from Trader Joe's. Chances are if an actual meal is cooked in our home I'm the one making it. We only eat the same thing like 30% of the time anyway so it doesn't matter.

>>10650148
i reduced the amount i cooked by like 90% because he took it for granted. i liked making a nice meal but it turned into me being the one responsible for making his boxed macaroni or oven food. now i'll make an involved meal once a week or so but he is the one responsible for his canned/boxed/reheated stuff.

>>10650148
No get your food out of the bed, I don't want to roll around in crumbs. That's not comfortable.

>>10650148

My girlfriend is Italian but I can still come better than her. She would never admit it though... she's still a great cook but needs to learn how to season

>>10650157
>t.lesbian

>>10650188
>I can still come better than her.

>>10650188
>I can still come better than her
haha, I always win at sex too. No girl I have ever fucked has come faster than I have. I always finish first!

Gay here.
It's fucking bullshit since I'm clearly the man and he's clearly the woman (he's a ladyboy and takes in way less of our income).
Is it so fucking hard to ask for a woman (male) to cook you a decent meal after you come home from a hard day's work?

>>10650205
Kys faggot

>>10650205
>Gay here
ew

>>10650200
unironically this. favorite sex was with a girl that couldn't come with penetrative sex and would rub herself to completion after I finished. didn't feel bad that I couldn't make her come because no one could :)

>>10650188
>I can still come better than her
>come better than her
Now we're getting somewhere. Please expand on this.

>>10650205
>I am not gay and am memeing some stupid story together.

>>10650200
stupid bitches do not even know it is a race. If it looks like they are going to come first I just start talking about their dad and different types of shits I have taken out of nowhere.

>>10650148
>eating a burrito in bed
ay
ayo
Ay this shits cute and all but no. Fuck no. You do that shit ima kick you out of my house. There is a LINE between man and beast and you just fucking crossed it, ho.

>>10650239
>eating in bed
Should be restricted to sexual eating. End of discussion.

>>10650188
>ywn have coming contests with your gf

>>10650239
why are you posting in ebonics?
>>>/b/
is this way

>>10650205
Christ I thought traps were supposed to like cooking since it makes them appear more feminine, let me tell you some shit

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work.

The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>10650298
This pasta is a bit shoehorned in here.

>>10650298
never been a fan of this pasta

>>10650205

You know. Why not just be with an actual woman.

>>10650328
because he is gay would be my guess

>>10650175
Is he fat?

>>10650298
>Christ I thought traps were supposed to like cooking since it makes them appear more feminine, let me tell you some shit
Stop basing your world view off one post. I cook just fine

>>10650328
faganon knows women are scum. I wish I had a hankering for buttfucking dudes. Grosses me out personally, so I have to fuck women. I don't really like dealing with them though.

>>10650148
Female majority board

>>10650298

i once asked out a girl
she got all her ex lovers and told them to make a scrambled egg to weed out the bad cooks. i took a risk and made a sunny side up egg to stand out. when she asked why i made i was gonna say something like "thats the best way to eat a egg". she never actually tasted any of the eggs, it was some friends or family or some shit like that. none of us got to meet or see her, even wasn't in that city or state like she said. i didn't go out with her because i failed because i made a fried egg instead of a scrambled egg.

>>10650241
I'm going out with an asian later. my plans are to eat her golden sun kissed ass if that's ok

>>10650188
i hate when i fuck a hot 19 year old asian hooker with big natural tits and i come in like 2 mins. its like, god damn i want to make this $60 USD last a little longer.

>>10650417
>gordon ramsay pasta
Shit forced meme fuck off.

>>10650148
She loves it and is very appreciative

My goal is to make her yummy vegetarian food and pastas. But it's so hard because vegetarian food is garbage

>>10650222
>talking about their dad
solid

>>10650148
>your girlfriend
Last date I had was in 2010

>>10650342

>>10650684
What? Traps are a 4chan thing

I basically do all the cooking and she does all the cleaning so it's fair. She does a shit job of cleaning though but I let it slide as I fucking hate doing it.

So she's a basic milennial bitch, can't cook or clean.

i clean so its ok that he cooks,he loves to cook anyway so its something that he wants to do. he cooks bomb af too so im not complaining,hopefully he teaches me

>>10650239

>eating in bed

why are women so fucking fond of this?

eat at the table you goddamn bitch but nope, she never fucking listens. Meanwhile there's crumbs and cookies and chips inside my bed so that we have to dust it off before we go to sleep. Should have never come here.

>>10650754
How fat is she?

>>10650742
Why would he bother? Just shut up and look pretty while you still can.

>>10650210
Jesus, their faggotry is killing his mother.

>>10650148
>tumblr art style
>you are the most beautiful peoplekind

>>10650773
watch when he teaches me and i become better than him then leave him and cook for another guy

>>10650502
where can I mong for $60? it's like $180 where I live

>>10651017
Hong Kong.
take a trip

>>10650769

she's actually tiny. She just likes to eat in bed like it's a picnic. It's so gross. Reminds me of seeing pizza threads on /v/ back in the day where these greasy slobs would just put the pizza box on their bedsheets. I guess I was raised differently.

>>10651160
can confirm.

my wife is a tiny asian, but has worse table manners than a landwhale because she's a bitch

>>10650148
Mine denies this reality.

>>10650703
(You)

>>10650458
>eating ass
Literally move your face a couple inches to the hole that wants to be eaten you fucking mongoloid.

>>10650200
My ex almost always came before I did. Then she was almost quiet only making slight moans with this sweet smile on her face until I finished. I will probably never find a girl like her again.

>>10650188
>If you ain't first you're last

>>10650148
I hate these types of relationship comics. "True love" is always them acting like fucking disgusting slobs. Just reeks of nu-male trash.

>>10650205
>gay
>bangs a tranny
Something doesn't add up here. Actual gay men don't have this problem since if one doesn't cook as well as the other partner, then his own pride as a man will spur him into striving to become better.
This is just something that doesn't happen with women or feminized "men", and a strong case could be argued that you're not gay if you actively seek out the exact opposite.
If you're attracted to feminine characteristics such as weakness and fragility, then it's likely that this stems from your own insecurity. I'd introspect before expecting anything from anyone else if I were you.

>>10651752
I have a buddy that's straight and his girlfriend is what you might refer to as "yandere" and she bosses him the fuck around, she takes his money and spends it how she sees fit, she decides where the two of them live, what friends he's allowed to see or speak to, and he's more of a sissy in my mind then any homosexual man that runs his own relationship/household. Oh and my submissive straight friend does ALL the cooking. Not because he's better mind you, but because he's the bitch in the relationship

>>10651714
wonder why she left such a cocksmith. You deformed or poor?

>>10651777
>yandere
That sounds like a fucking vulture/manipulative bitch.
That "straight" friend of yours is less of a man than your sissy trap gf. At least he/she can manipulate you into making you do all the cooking AND pull in all the household income.

>>10651781
I'm no wonderful fuckmaster. She could just come fast. I could almost make her cum by sucking her nipples.
We eventually drifted apart. We just had different interests in life.

>>10651714
I believe this because when people lie about shit like this they say things like "Yeah dude she'd cum like five or six times before I was done dicking her down lol."

>>10651802
you were interested in her, she was interested in men. Gotcha

>>10651752
I know a gay couple where neither of them cares much about cooking. The lack of seasoning in that household is just sad.

>>10651802
>come from tit sucking
She's lying bro. I dated a big titty fat bitch on HS who told me I made her come by stroking the small of her back. I bet your girl was big too, big girls lie about that shit all the time. They think they need to make up for their size by playing shit up.

>>10651837
Are they white? I've cooked for a potluck before and all the white boys couldn't handle a teaspoon of 老乾媽.

>>10651845
That's of course a possibility, but she always kinda stiffened up like she did when she actually came. Also she wasn't fat and her tits weren't big.

>>10651857

>>10651886
Are you white?

>>10651857
About as white as all my other friendsz the segregation around here is kept at a maximum.

>>10651867
Then you lucked out man. Sorry to hear you lost her.

>>10651896
Yes, and there's not a single pepper I haven't tried

>>10651916
brian peppers?

I just started doing all the cooking and my gf is pretty appreciative. However, she is starting to abuse my talents. For mothers day, she had her parents come down for a home cooked meal....by me. Yesterday she told me she's having friends over Sunday and she wants me to cook for them all. I'm not to the point where I'll say something about it yet, but I fear that day is coming. I'm not your personal chef, bitch. I got shit to do on the weekends.

>>10651916
Then good for you. You won't be crying like a bitch when you taste my cooking the next won't we meet up.

>>10651948
>won't
time*

>>10651948
>Being this Chinese that you're squatting barefoot in a chair as you eat

>>10650298

>>10650703
We jerk off to traps.
You and them are traps.

>>10650148

however fake >>10650298 is, I was actually married for 11 years and my wife couldn't cook for shit when I met her. I have since shown her many many things in the kitchen and while I did the majority of the cooking, she could at the very least help with prep.

Knife skills are tantamount to a useful kitchen person.

pic related, food we made "together"

>>10650298
>needs to treat women like subhuman animals before they shape up
>the moment you stop they start destroying civilization
When will you breeders learn?

>>10651953
>squatting barefoot in a chair as you eat
i unironically do this at my pc sometimes, squatting owns

slav squat is hell but normal squatting like a non-mongoloid is max ergonomic

>OP pic
Clearly this was drawn by a woman, as it is a surefire way for her to stop giving any fucks because she just got your confirmation, that no matter how much of a slob she becomes, she still has you by the balls.

>>10650148
She hates cooking. I like it and take it as a hobby.
I hate cleaning. She doesn't mind it.
Win/win I guess.

GF cleans and sometimes gives me shit for my cooking, but when confronted with the old "You can cook for yourself then if you don't like it", she shuts up right quick.

>>10651946
Yikes

>all these bitch boys that have """gfs""" who hate cooking and have them wrapped around their finger
get a fucking spine /ck/. you can enjoy cooking but still have a competent woman as your gf

>>10652470
my gf and I cook together all the time

we're both good at it and we both love high quality foods and creativity

if my gf couldn't cook i'd expect constant blowjobs as compensation. I mean fucking constant.

>>10652274
sounds like a real healthy relationship you got there son

>>10650148
She appreciates it. that being said I do need to teach her more.

>>10650248
>tfw i've actually done this. it's pretty fun.

>>10650148
>Does she appreciate it, or does she take it for granted?
At first she saw it as something of a competition. But it's not more like complementary competences. I like trying new recipes, but after doing the 4-5 times I get bored with them. She'll take the best of those and put them in her repertoire.

I taught her to make sushi, bread, pizza. Now she'll bake bread before I wake up. Which is awesome because fresh bread is awesome, but also annoying because I'd like to make bread at some point.

>>10650148
>So how does your girlfriend feel about you being a better cook than her?
If your GF sees everything as a competition or threat then you need a new GF.

>>10650148
She does appreciate it.
She is better at baking tho.

She's pretty stoked because I like cooking and I cook for her all the time and she enjoys it. Then she sucks my dick, so win/win.

>>10650148
The last girl I dated loved it, plus she learned a little from me and we always had fun cooking and drinking

>>10651995
Those are big portions

>>10650214
Girls allways tell me they can't come from penetration but then they do anyway.

>>10652653
nice

>>10652653
A friend and I had dated the same girl in high school. Later in college, we were talking shit on her at the bar. He had dated her first and was going off on her hard like he still had sore feelings

Him: Yeah, and as you know, she was loose as fuck.

Me: Nope.

>>10650148
what kind of fat fucking sow eats in bed

>>10650239
why are you typing like a nigger, faggot?

I can't cook and even if I could no woman is stupid or desperate enough for someone like me.

Maybe if I work really hard to improve myself I'll manage to bag myself a single mother who emotionally and physically abuses me, cheats on me, tells everyone I'm the abusive one, steals from me, spends all my money, and teaches her kids I'm a bag person. Maybe. If I'm lucky.

Only a few short years until I'm 30. Hopefully I'll stop caring by then. Until then I'll learn how to cook.

Thank you for reading my post. Please consider giving me a (You).

>>10652738
A bad person. I'm not even a phoneposter, just a retard.

>>10652738
I ask politely that you go back to /rk9/ and read all the posts about guys in their late 20's losing their virginity only to realize sex is not as important as you think it is.
p.s. nice bait

the Romans were correct about this. its only gay if you go down on a woman. the manliest thing, on the other hand, is getting your cock sucked by a man.

>>10650298
the worst pasta to date

>>10650157
>I'm not a lesbian
Thou dost protest too much, m'lady

>make fiance a deep dish pizza
>in return get deep dish dicked hard
>ruin Mexican neighbor boy's birthday party with high-decibel orgasmic shrieking

>>10650157
t.neckbeard trying to rile people into yelling at an assumed 'stacy'

>>10650148
She enjoys it. However she's on the anti-gluten wagon and the only meat she eats is pretty much chicken breast while I want to enjoy life......so I usually just end up cooking for me and my daughter while she makes her own stuff.

>>10652650
american probably
>>10651995
who the fuck drinks orange juice with dinner?

>>10650298
There it is

>>10650148
She loves it and recently has decided to get good herself. I'm glad that I inspired her to make strides to get better.

>>10650148
take it for granted
99% of all women expect men to be better at everything than them and somehow be okay with that anyway
it's a bunch of garbage
there is a reason why there are so many homochefs.

>>10651623
reporting with update
sorry to say no ass was eaten tonight. Will try again next time

>>10653897
what, did you ask or something?

You want ass, you take ass. Especially from a passive asian. If she is a cunt about it, there is a limitless supply.

>>10653924
the opportunity just simply never arose

Acknowledges it, fine with it, still likes cooking together.

>>10653937
have you ever had a dog? They crave to be told what to do and love to be called a good boy. It is good for them and their mental well being.

You go over and eat that girl's asshole and then jerk off in her face. Don't be a careless dog owner.

>>10653956
yes sir!
I wont let you down!

>>10652717
You do know that chicks feel looser when they're actually turned on, right? (until they actually come that is)

>>10650298
Wow, this is such good copypasta that I actually forgot I had read it before until the field.

>>10654193
Every girl tightens up when you cut em a little.

>>10650205
At least you can hit him and not get done for DV

>>10651930
underrated post

>>10650148
She appreciates it, she's a good cook when she has direction. Her timing and planning is horrible, like dropping certain parts too early or not prepping stuff.

>>10650148
She loves it. She can barely boil water without fucking up. 100% only with her for the sex and the support of another person with a job to help pay the bills.

>>10650148
My wife can't cook, she's the trope of an absent minded academic down to a T. When she tries to cook she just forgets about it and wanders off to read papers.
When we first met we were making omelettes and she asked me if the cheese went in first (to a empty hot pan), I gave up hope of her ever cooking again.

>>10650241
>sexual eating
Do americans really?

>>10650298
MAGA
PRAISE TRUMP

My girlfriend doesn't like to cook but she's not bad at cooking actually she just likes how I cook better. She buys the food and I cook it, that's our agreement.

>>10651948
I wish I could murder the artist, the anon who posted it, the people who like it, and even the anime pig

>>10650973
Did you just assume my family of species?

>>10651714
Sounds like my current gf. She hopped on bc recently though and her sex drive crashed

>>10650399
Bullshit, how?

>>10652002
females are subhuman and treating them like equals is destroying the West

>>10651739
Change it to where she's fat and it's more realistic

>>10651739
"True love" if you as me, is being able to tell her to not eat in the bed like a fucking pig without it ruining the relationship.

inb4 "hurr, pigs don't eat in bed"

>>10654831
sleep tight porker

>>10651995

I can't think of a more horrible drink to pair with ribs than orange juice.

>>10650148
>Eating in bed
BEGONE
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G
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N
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>>10650399
>>10654811
The female majority boards are /cgl/ /y/ /co/ /po/ /lgbt/ (if you include female(male)), /cm/ /u/ and /soc/ (by posters but mainly male lurkers).

/cgl/ has a small community of femcels too so it's interesting to see the occasional /r9k/ crossboarder.

>>10650148
She's fine with it. She bakes, cleans, does laundry, plans trips, organizes events with my friends, and makes appointments for me. I cook, fix everything, and pay the rent.

>>10651836
what a rude incel

>>10654931
>tfw there's always one incel out there ready to dole out relationship advice and "tell it like it is" even though they have never touched a woman in their life

>>10651867
girls can fake this shit too. some girls have to stiffen up to cum so you really think they can't do it on command to make you feel better? you tards are so gullible. cumming from sucking on nipples? hahahahahahaha

>>10650148
>tfw no short hair petite gf
Why live

>>10654957

I have no gf. But i cook way better tan all the ROASTIES and NORMIE women at my job.

TFW on my last day of work i told the girl i talk to a lot what a normie is, and what a stacey is. She laughed hard.

but yea i cookk better than most women. Why are women so damn terrible at this? I kknow why i guess its to flip the finger towards ppl who say they should cook. but in reality their retarded for that because its a god damn basic human survival skill, and eating the same boring shit is not fun.

o and PS restaraunts and fast food was not 5 minute drive away for thousands of years.

>>10650298
copy paste fuck off

>>10650148
>What's your secret anon?

I followed the recipe.

>How do you cut so uniformly?

I watched a video on youtube and practiced until it became memory.

>Why do you insist on such expensive equipment?

I don't. These were all gifts from your wealthy parents once they realized they'd be wasted on you.

>>10650148
She is glad and she actually encourages me to improve. I've spent the last few years traveling a lot for my job, so I couldn't practice a lot, but now that I'm back home I enjoy being the one cooking meals and I'm seriously committed to learn.

>>10650148
The only time a woman has an excuse for being a worse cook is when she is the breadwinner. Otherwise she's useless and you're better off not having a gf at all

>>10655290
In my case because her parents are wealthy.

>>10650148
One of my girlfriends was a vegetarian and the other one didn't eat pork, pasta, most veggies, most fruits, and nothing she considered weird.

>>10655290
>"I don't cook"
>"I don't clean"
>"Why do men only care about sex?"

Do you not cook together?

My girlfriend and I will normally help each other out with stuff. We made a curry yesterday, and whilst i fried onions and made the sauce she would chop veggies and prepare things.

I know this is 4chan so i guess healthy relationships aren't expected.

>>10655292
So she's a worthless trust fund baby with no real skills or anything to contribute. Gotcha

>>10650298
like the pasta but the timing is terrible

it's okay. she's a better baker than i am, so we compliment each other in that respect.

i could learn to bake, but i don't care enough about it.

>>10655315
Her parents told me it would be in the best interests of our future household if I also managed the money.

>>10655341
FUCKING HELL

>>10650148
That fucking image…
I love my gf, even when she does things that are not exactly sexy, but eating Dürum (or probably a Burito or something else from Burgerland) in bed, while making a mess AND wearing some shitty tracksuit bottoms, that's where I put the line.

Anyways:
>Does she appreciate it
Yes
>does she take it for granted?
Yes

If we're going to do something complicated, I have to take the lead, and she loves that I do so.
But she's always learning and improving, so I'm happy.

>>10650754
Fuck you anon I'm a women and I hate eating in bed, it is a disgusting habit

I'm one of the lucky ones, my wife is quite the good cook. She was born and raised in the Deep South so they likely has something to do with it.

>>10655358
>takes it for granted
>But she's always learning and improving
You retarded?

>>10652002
I learned by starting to order my wife around like a child and she fucking loves every minute of it

>>10650148
She appreciates it. She can make some killer sides but cooking just doesn't interest her. Baking on the other hand is more her thing, compliments my lack of baking skills pretty nicely desu.

>>10652274
Fuck that, if my wifes cooking is shit I'll tell her. My job is to make money and bust my ass running a business and her job is to cook and clean, if either of us fail at our jobs our lives get worse. We patrol one another, our relationship is extremely healthy.

>>10650148
I'm not, I just post about it on 4chan more than her. We take turns

And here we witness the thread ordained by jan-boy.

Neck yourself, tumbr boy.

>>10655805
nope. but are you?

>>10656023
Yeah you are. It's ok though you're considered average among breeders.

>>10650341

no, actually very thin

>>10650148
delet this

>>10650148
we both can't cook lmao

>>10656205
These are the happiest couples.

+10 if the both of you are ok with eating in bed.

Theres a reason everyone in this thread is so pissy

>>10656281
>>10656205

happiest couples that don't belong on /ck/, sure

I mean if you're fine eating McDonald's everynight, or you're rich enough to hire a professional cook. Can't imagine what kind of strain that would put on my relationship, to be slowly killing myself with another person as we stuff ourselves with soul-less, corporate-produced, salt-laden and excessive restaurant food everyday, night after night, morning after morning.

>>10650148
When I finally get my first gf I'm going to get an east Asian one so she'll always be the one cooking.

>>10656312
McDonald's isn't the only option, fuckhead

>>10651017
Germany is even cheaper

>>10656671

tripped a nerve, didn't I?

what's it like never being able to show love to your GF by taking the time to prepare her a homecooked dinner?

i'd be offended if she didn't at least TRY. How romantic is takeout when you've had it again for the thousandth time?

>>10650148
My girlfriend is a better cook than me. I'm better at baking bread than she is but she doesn't care about that.

>>10655355
Well, on the bright side she can drive and can survive upwards of 2 weeks without my care. Please don't ask what her degree is.

Lust - standards = love

>>10650148
When I cook dinner for my bf I also make him a little lunch box of leftovers for his next day at work. Last week was his birthday so I made Magret de Canard (very hard to find the right duck in CA) with some fixings, then lunch was duck banh mi with Asian slaw, leftover mashed potatoes and a couple of cookies (cherry, chocolate chip and walnut). I just draw a little <3 on the bag because I don't want to embarrass him in front of his friends.

>>10650148
my boyfriend can't cook for shit, so every time i cook for him he's so grateful i'm guaranteed phenomenal oral that night.

>>10650205
>talking to sissyboy
>he tells me he is getting an interest in cooking
>I get excited and try talking to him about it, but it feels like he just has a slight passing interest
>he tells me he doesn't really care about cooking itself, but only wants to take it up because he wants to be more "ladylike" and only wants to cook to show how feminine he is.

>>10656886
Dance?

Cooking is a male activity. You start it, and you finish it and its done. Professional cooking is male dominated because of the physical toll it takes.
Women cooked when they were housewifes, but these days all women have to work so it completely ends the cooking being female activity meme.

>>10653693
>>10654883
OJ is actually really nice with the orange based BBQ seasonings I used

>>10652650
Celebration Ribs. We did make too much mash though, no worries though as it saves well.

>>10654905
As a /fa/ggot I remember there actually being quite a few females posting their fits on /fa/ in waywt threads

>>10650205
not forcing your trap to take cooking lessons are you even a proper gay

yeah it's kind of embrassing because i only know how to cook eggs most women my age seem to be below my skill level

>>10658099
oh my god have you ever been in a relationship with an actual human woman?

>>10652650
For you.

>>10658099
Before everyone starts calling you /pol/ I'm going to agree with you. The majority of women I've met don't have the tenacity to be a professional chef. Working in a busy restuarant is stress at it's purest form. That's not to say that they're aren't women that can do it, but a lot of women aren't able to turn that stress into productivity in my experience. As for household cooking that's more of a product of microwaves and fast food. For the average idiot there's less of an incentive to put effort into cooking since you can get a decent meal in 2 minutes from a microwave/Drive Through.

>>10650205
You need to slap that bitch and tell him to get back in the kitchen.

>>10658281
>Traps
>Gay

>>10658455
yeah nigger if it has a dick and you fucking it you gay

>>10657913
Shut up, woman

>>10655194
>once they realized they'd be wasted on you
Lost. Also, my condolences.

>>10658434
>decent meal in 2 minutes from a microwave/Drive Through.
I never understood how people could consider that gruel worth their money or time. Even with just a little bit of time invested [in learning to cook], it's easy to make meals for less money and comparable flavor to those that you could get eating out anywhere but high-end restaurants. Do it in large enough portions, and you've got left overs for a few days/longer if you freeze. Doesn't even take that much time. The kicker is you know/control everything you stuff down your gullet. Is there even a downside?

>>10650248
My girlfriend is horrible at cumming. I always win.

>>10658503
>I never understood how people could consider that gruel worth their money or time
Like I said, idiots. Too many people would rather have food fast, and don't realize that when you cook something yourself that you're can make it exactly to your own tastes.

>>10655194
My girlfriend also can't seem to grasp how easy it is to follow a recipe. I could make her the most basic thing and she'll go on about how great it is because she can't cook for shit.

>>10654397
Sounds moe.

>>10654831
Pigs would be cuter if they didn't stink so bad.

>>10655307
>nothing she considered weird
Such as?

>>10650148
We cook together every weekend. Sometimes she cooks something for me during the week, and sometimes I cook for her too.
I'd say the only negative side about this is that she's vegan, so her menu is incredibly limited and unimaginative.

>>10650188

THE TRUE ALPHA MALE

I like to do french and Italian cooking, and Asian women. They're always convinced I'm trying to make them fat.

>>10652050
If I bend my legs into a squatting position I get horrific cramps so I can never do this

>>10658756
Comfortable squatting requires you started as a smol child. When your bodywas soft and stretchy. Though years of stretching as an adult might get you able to squat.

Shoes with heels thicker than the rest of the sole make squatting harder. As it makes you Achilles tendon shorten.

>>10658716
Stop dating traps, faggot

>>10650148
>eating in bed
Americans are so vile

>>10658503
>Even with just a little bit of time invested [in learning to cook],
You already know how to cook, likely because of significant time investment in teaching it spent by your parents.
If you don't have that knowledge as an adult its hard to learn it, the energy it takes for a novice to make tasty food is a lot greater than it takes for you.

>>10654905
>not mentioning /an/ with a cesspool of 40 year old hags trying to learn how to post on an imageboad

>>10658455
XY + XY = gay you degenerate faggot

>>10650148
i will never

>>10660585
but its a feminine Y

>>10660524
>If you don't have that knowledge as an adult its hard to learn it

Hard to learn my ass. It's never been easier to learn than it is today. Whip out your smartphone, tablet, or PC and you can watch world-class experts teach you any recipe you might care to learn. Have questions? Google it. Need ingredients or tools you can't find locally? Mail order.

>girlfriend
This is 4chan. Everyone here are either gay or virgins

>>10651484
>
you!

>>10654819
I hate to agree

>>10650298
based

>>10661076
can you be both?

>>10661076
Traps are not gay

>>10651930
holy shit 10/10

>>10661576
>Trap won't shut the fuck up

>>10661576
This

liking traps is not gay:

http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayFulltext?type=6&fid=10017053&jid=PSM&volumeId=-1&issueId=-1&aid=10017052&fromPage=cupadmin&pdftype=6316268&repository=authInst#cjotab_

Background
Gynandromorphophilia (GAMP) is sexual interest in gynandromorphs (GAMs; colloquially, shemales). GAMs possess a combination of male and female physical characteristics. Thus, GAMP presents a challenge to conventional understandings of sexual orientation as sexual attraction to the male v. female form. Speculation about GAMP men has included the ideas that they are homosexual, heterosexual, or especially, bisexual.

Method
We compared genital and subjective sexual arousal patterns of GAMP men with those of heterosexual and homosexual men. We also compared these groups on their self-ratings of sexual orientation and sexual interests.

Results
GAMP men had arousal patterns similar to those of heterosexual men and different from those of homosexual men. However, compared to heterosexual men, GAMP men were relatively more aroused by GAM erotic stimuli than by female erotic stimuli. GAMP men also scored higher than both heterosexual and homosexual men on a measure of autogynephilia.

Conclusions
Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual. They also indicate that GAMP men are especially likely to eroticize the idea of being a woman.

>>10661576
>>10661749
Is "gamp" the new "soy?" There's something so "je ne cest quoi" about the sound of it.

>>10661749
TL;DR wanting a hot firm cock in my ass doesn't make me gay, you guys

>>10650157
Tits or gtfo

>>10650754
Really depends. I'll do it, but I'll clean up any mess as I make it. And it's limited to simple shit that doesnt spill.

>>10651777
Dude, that's abusive. Help him out of there.

>>10661576
1- Yes they are
2- I'll take the Asian/White mixed raised in Asian style household, please. With a side "oh, fuck the hell yes"

>>10660524
But that's just not true. Like >>10660638 said, it's easier to learn how to cook now than (likely) at any other point in time. I learned to enjoy cooking (during university) because my parents DIDN'T teach me how to cook. With all of the resources available these days, it comes down to whether or not someone can be fucked to get off their ass and get in the kitchen.

>The energy it takes for a novice to make tasty food is a lot...
It's a matter of practice, patience, and persistence, like anything else in life. But with so many options available at many markets (pre-seasoned meats at the butcher, vegetable medleys in the produce aisle, etc.), it's ridiculously easy to make simple, healthy, tasty throw together meals. I agree, it takes energy. But what doesn't?

>>10650175
he is Thin bc be never learned... Only thinners Will relate tho

>>10650188
Didn't her grandmother teach her how to come properly?
Can she at least in the sketti?

>>10650210
>4 button suit

>>10662090
>current year
>not dating traps
Reddit, please.

She cooks better than me.

She is a Libra so stubborn as hell and even though I cook better than her she insists we both cook equally the same which is okay with me bc I know the truth and everyone always eats my left overs so oh well lol

>>10650205

>gay

>not a faggot

You're a rare breed.

>>10650210
>holy fuck that look on the dad's face.

>>10658779
Half true. Thick heels make squatting easier when actually squatting, but they do shorten your tendon in everyday use. The real killers are raised beds and office chairs.

>>10650148
She takes it for granted. My gf won't cook unless I tell her to and I'm basically holding her hand through the whole thing. Parents never taught her how to either.

>>10663793
>actually believing in star signs

I lived with my sister for a few years. I have literally never seen her cook something from scratch, even the salad she ate was pre-packaged.

>>10650148
I think some nights she does take it for granted, just like everybody. But she does appreciate it, and she does the dishes (except the cast iron because I don't want her to fuck it up) so it works out. Normally I'll make a big pot of something on Sunday night and we'll eat off it for most of the week. She was a VERY picky eater when we started dating, now she's just quite picky. I got her to admit I cook better chili than her mom, though, that was a solid victory.

>>10664923
She(male)

>>10656886
I'm going to ask you what her degree is.

>>10664922
Did you ever catch a glimpse of your sister naked?

the fuck happening

It's all fine if she can't cook at all or is a better cook than me.
But everything in between can lead to potential conflict. My last GF felt sad because I was able to cook better than her. At some point is toned it down to simple food to not make her feel bad.

>>10664904
I don't have a gf. I hate chicks and grew gay with time. I guess I was always bi but modern women are such a turn-off in every non-sexual way that they can't get me going sexually anymore either

>>10664040
>>gay
>>not a faggot
it's getting more and more common, just as the political pendulum has swing, gay dudes have gotten less faggy both as being gay has become more acceptable and as actual bonafide faggots have gotten more annoying and the not-as-faggy wish to distance themselves from crazy tumblr tier shrieking harpy(male) types

My husband and I are pretty on par with each other. He likes Mexican/southwest inspired dishes while I favor Asian inspired.

He is more willing to try more unique recipes while I rather focus on one or two and perfect them.

Bottom line is....Find someone willing to cook on your level. You both will enjoy great food along the way.

>>10650148
Is there also a comic where the man gets a compliment from the woman, no matter how he looks?

>>10665685
That just goes without saying though. Or it did before men turned into soyboys

>>10665685
Nope! Only a muscled, athletic hunky dude deserves to even be around women. all others are BETAS and INCELS and need to be gassed before they kill again!

>>10665702
Oh boy, one of those "but if you reversed the genders..." incels.

>>10664923
>#539
>#777
Can someone explain why asian establishments number everything?

>>10665874
That sort of numbering is no different than what you'd find in any other nationality of market. It's a stock number.

But beyond that, some numbers are considered lucky or auspicious and thus get used for advertising. It's no different than seeing something branded "lucky 7's".

>>10650205

>ladyboy
>gay

sorry to be the one to tell you but you are as straight as an arrow

>>10650222
implying talking about their dad doesnt make them come faster.

>>10665811
Incel or not, is he wrong? An argument is right or wrong regardless of the mouth it comes from, idiot.

>>10661576
Fucking fags have to ruin dark souls for everyone

>>10665874
Isn't that just a PLU?