/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10652528
your mom

Pica thread? Nice.

>>10652528
This is a food and cooking board, Anon.

How would you eat it? I like to imagine the Pearl is gelatine and the elephants are chewy caramel

>>10652528
Fringes of binder paper
Plastic pen caps
Redwood bark
That wax paper wrapper on starburst
Hand soap that has those microbeads in it
>there's only one I mentioned that I don't eat regularly

>>10652836
like a marble but made of antifreeze

Chalk

scented erasers

yum

Air freshener jel

>>10652539
this

wanna eat one of these like corn on the cob

>>10652528
It's arguable with the definition of "food", but I sometimes find myself snacking on Tums if I've been drinking. I have a big bottle of them in a drawer by me and I'll find myself pouring handfuls of them and eating them like they're some kinda candy.

>>10652839
The soap, obviously.

semen

>>10652528
what exactly is the appealing part here? the orb? the elephants? the entire thing?
I'm confused here OP

Lava

>>10653281
It looks so pure

Condoms

>>10652528
It's weird how you used that picture because I've seen Gordon Ramsay lick one of these for some odd reason
https://youtu.be/vhn-LtGZxoE

>>10653226
The forbidden paste snack

>>10653233
not surprising, tums are often flavored and they're basically made out of the same shit candy hearts and necco wafers are

I nice frothy glass of liquid nitrogen

My fellow labbois know what I'm talkin' about.

>>10652539
fpbp

Japanese women's shit. Preferably fresh from the source.

Synthetic motor oil

Looks so smooth and delicious, fuck

>>10653372

ITT: Pica

i unironically used to eat paper and matches as a kid. also eating toilet paper used to help me relax

>>10654866
It's not pica unless you actually eat it dumbass

>>10654911
I used to eat whole sponges soaked in warm water, plus also I chewed on seatbelts, they have a spectacular flavour. Now I really want to see if pic related tastes like it smells

>>10652528
Panties

>ITT: pica

this vid is relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG6EOci0suI

Video games that I can't afford.

>>10655037
Looking at something and saying "if that were food it would probably be delicious" is not the same as pica, you pseudoscientist faggot.
Go tip your fedora somewhere else.

>>10653372
i've heard people say that dmem + 10%fbs tastes pretty salty

>>10655435
tide pod plant just exploded this morning, you're out of luck

>>10654866
redpill me on pica, lad

>not food

MOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!

>>10652528
Human abdominal chub

>>10654945
It just tastes like regular soap

Loafer leather, aged a minimum of ten years and hickory smoked

>>10653233

>>10652528
between threads like this and anons poisoning their epileptic wives, I am convinced /ck/ is the true horror of 4chan.

>>10654945
Fuck, you just reminded me of when i used to suck on seatbelts as a kid and i can still remember the taste like just dirt and crust, makes me cringe everytime i think about it

>>10658306
I ate half a bottle of Tums as a child because I thought it was candy. Had to get my stomach pumped.

Now I like to eat Necco wafers, which is probably the closest actual candy I can think of to Tums.

Honestly?
Lego Pieces

his hair

>>10653372
Oh god

I can't stop licking the menthol crystals we use, and we had some bright blue shit in the other day that looked super thirstquenching and I had to actively restrain myself from taking a tiny sip just to see how it tasted.

>>10659911
What the christ is that

Did somebody fill up their PC with foam insulation?

>>10661575
Some of it looks like it transitions directly into wiring, which makes me think there was a fuckton of plastic in the computer and it caught fire?

Either that or someone went Atomic Robo on us and built an evil computer that contacted the other side.

>>10661605
>>10661575
I doubt it was either.

Color is wrong for insulation. There are also no signs of the expanding insulation (or smoke from a fire) coming through the holes at the back of the case.

I know they're microscopic but I want to bite into this so bad. Even better if there are proteins embedded in them.

>>10652528
Does it counts if i actually eat them?

>>10653372
sodium hydroxide looks as if it would taste minty fresh

The pads on cat and dog paws

>>10662095
Yes they look so tasty

scented erasers

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>>10652528
Lava always looks good to me

>>10662095
they lick their own. why cant you lick them too?

>>10655576
it's common among pregnant people

American Cheese

>>10654945
>they have a spectacular flavour
Warm dust is not a spectacular flavor

>>10662216
This is actually part of my famous Trayvon Martin'i.

Arizona Iced Tea, Gin, Garnished with Skittles and a 9mm round. Should you choose to use a kinetic puller you can make a tall one with six bullets, a bag of skittles, a can of tea, and a lot of gin but you'll need a good sized glass or jug; or you can split it with a homie.

>>10661970
>sodium hydroxide
Go on, have a lick.

>>10662216

>>10662358
can it bitch

>>10653372
Most of that shit is just salt and buffer anyways so I imagine most of them taste like salt with a vomit-inducing aftertaste

Always figured PBS tasted like salt water

>>10662329
>lava

go fetch mah spoon

>>10662424
kek

>>10656337
what the fuck is the dice supposed to be

what a shitty video

>>10652528

>>10662550
amazing

>>10662694
Sugar cube.

>>10662329
This.

>>10655561
>someone died
Fuck.

>>10658431
omg I used to do this as well
what the fuck was I thinking

>>10662816
it tastes nice

>>10652528
a cock

>>10656407
>would-be cannibal in the thread
>no one even responds

>>10653233
That can literally kill you over long term you fucking retard.

>>10663652

He could just want to eat the fat instead of eating the person. Would that still count as cannibalism?

>>10663683
That IS the person. Stop separating yourself from your body

>>10652528
>>>>r/forbiddensnacks

>>10653312
Just go to church they give you a small version of this to eat.

What the fuck is this thread

>>10652528
tumbled stones.
they look like hard candy and the smooth surface makes them look extremely appealing to me.

water. wonderful water. spring water, artesian well water, mineral water. dive into a pool and drink it. water from the wood between the worlds, in Narnia books.

>>10664442
did you know that ice is food?

behold

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>>10658163
I ate leather as a child.

>>10661970
based sodium hydroxide poster

>>10652528

>>10664883
I can smell what she's cooking

>>10654945
i used to chew and eat sponges as a kid too, the texture was fucking mesmerizing to me

>>10656407
Can I ask if this is a real post? Can you answer in earnest? Why would a cannibal want to go for the grossest, fattiest part of its prey? I mean, I don't think human fat works like beef marbling.

>>10661623
My nigga

>>10664172
you can actually buy hard sugar candies that look like these, they're pretty good

>>10666501
it's like pork where even the cuts that are nearly pure fat are good

Looks sooooo good, but deadly at the same time.

surprised no one has posted this yet

>>10664883
>a$$
>pusy
>feet

Which one is anon talking about?

>>10666611
What the fuck is that

>>10666611
That one is actually edible

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>>10666788
I just looked at the Wikipedia page for this. It says they are inedible, but not toxic. So why are they inedible? Do they just taste like shit?

>>10666825
They're so super bitter you can't stomach them.

>>10664825
Oh man this takes me back

>>10652528