/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10652024
Mirror

No amount of Mirror articles will clean your ass if you use them to wipe with.

>>10652024
i think its funny that foods are supposedly bad for you in the long term. how could this be accurately tracked throughout someone's life

Why did nobody get bulging tumors or blatant cases of cancer in the 18th to 19th century, when we had people opening up cadavers to explore causes of death? I'm pretty sure sausage and beer existed then.

>>10652051
they did

>>10652024
newsflash

Being alive is dangerous

the only way to live longer is to not live at all


what a waste
give me my beer and sausage

>>10652024
You know what also gives you cancer carbs, sugars, soda, bread, literally existing
I don't man I don't really think I care.

>>10652024
100% of people who drink water die

I am sure alcohol is statistically way less harmfull if you include suicides from not getting shitfaced when life treats you the worst.

>>10652072
The sun

smoking, cars, poisonous plants, bacteria, viruses parasites, being vegan, being too hot, being too cold

there is no winning

>>10652051
they died at 35 from simple infections destroy it dan.

so does that mean the mods will start banning us for talking about pork now?

>>10652024

>Implying I want to live a long life of being sober and eating skinless chicken breast.

Get that coffin ready bitch I'm gonna go out with a handle of corn liquor in one hand and a BLT in the other.

>>10652024
I'd unironically rather be an American white person with every type of cancer than a Musl*m.

do americans really think bacon is the only kind of pig meat?

>>10652091
underrated

>>10652086
>died at 35
I don't think you understand how life expectancy works. If you made it out of infancy, you would be more likely than not to survive until old age.

>>10652024
Alhamdullilah

>>10652091
Fucking lol

>>10652124
and you do not understand generalizations because of where you fall on the spectrum. Don't question my education nigger.

>>10652024
>No amount of living is safe according to cancer experts

>>10652039
it can't, there is no study that can possibly accurate for "red meat causes cancer" "etc causes cancer" and there never will be an accurate study, the stats come from when they dissect bodies and ask the owners of habits. It's all really stupid.

>>10652147
Your generalization was wrong.

>>10652229
I can find evidence to support it in certain epochs, but I do not care to twist things just to shit on your head. How bout you get the fuck away from me insead?

>>10652251
autism

So none is just as bad as all?

>>10652024
burnt food is a carcinogen
>eat fried potatoes
>cancer risk goes up 100000% according to cancer experts
really makes me think

>>10652086
>died at 35
>18th to 19th century
please read a book dumbfuck retard

>>10652024

fuckkk nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i love sausage and bacon

>>10652305
you know a lot about dumbfuck retards? Get to know them on the bus?

>>10652315
>going all in when you're already in the hole

>>10652318
just because I am talking to you does not mean I am in the same hole you "live" in

>"I'm glad I removed all those unhealthy foods from my diet", thought the man while jogging on the sidewalk, merely 2 meters away from a huge truck's exhaust pipe

>>10652318
His point was about life expectancy improving. You are just a little dick.

>>10652075
Source?

>>10652024
oh wow guess i better stop eating foods i like just because the mirror told me to!

>>10652024
Nobody cares about your cognitive bias or bullshit religion. Fucking faggot

>>10652051
>nobody got cancer in ye olde tymes
What color is the sky for millennials?

>Eating causes cancer
>Drinking causes cancer
>Sitting causes cancer
>Walking causes cancer
>Oral sex causes cancer
>Regular sex causes cancer
>Smoking your food causes cancer
>Cast iron causes cancer
>Baking causes cancer
>Raw food causes cancer
>Telling your neighbor to fuck off because he tried to poison your dog is cancer even though the dog didn't do anything THAT WAS MY SIDE OF THE YARD YOU FUCKING FAG

>>10652356
Enjoy your ass cancer Cletus

>>10652051
They absolutly did. but Life expectancy was so low that something else would get to them first. and the few lucky enough to make it that long didn't have to worry about it much.

>>10652024
>chance of a few specific cancer go up from 0.0010% to 00.0011%
Yeah, I am fine

Also, no safe amount with regard to a specific cancer doesn't tell the whole story, pretty much all data suggests people who drink moderately live longer than those who do not drink or those who drink excessively. We don't fully understand why that is, but a slight cancer risk is apparently offset by other benefits

>>10652498
Cletus types drink by far the least in America besides the Mormon

>>10652535
????

West Virginia consumes the most alcohol per capita and Wisconsin has the most bars per capita

There is a difference between a healthy relationship with alcohol, and alcohol abuse, and it would seem in the flyover states that distinction is blurred

>>10652024
Read the ten guides at the bottom to avoid cancer lol
1. Vague comment about what is healthy. Are you a runner or a sumo wrestler? We dunno lol!
2.How active? Who knows lol everyone's the same!
3.Eat all the most GMO'ed plants on earth, that are also the most commercially pushed! We love you!
4. Limit consumption of all these bad things and fats too! Make sure you dont break out conditioned dieting habits!
5. Try soy instead! Did you know via GMO and mass production this is more profitable?
6. I mean fine this one and above I basically agree with (The red meat cutting not my shitpost)
7. But remember /ck/ alcohol is healthy in small amounts - red wine at dinner meme
8. We would HATE for you to avoid our financial pitfall and life insurance stealing scheme! Don't look for ways to avoid Big Pharm's ownership of your soul please!
9. Especially if you're following our diet advice! Get that baby hooked on your weak proteins and damaged milk bags loaded with aluminum and bullshit ASAP!
10. Now that we've got you with an engineered illness, step in line and follow the path to your death obediently so we make as much money as we can. Do not try alternative medicine. Do not die outside of a hospital and DO NOT look into herbal fixes and cottage cheese/vitamin C

>>10652540
>West Virginia consumes the most alcohol per capita
This is definitely not true
>nd Wisconsin has the most bars per capita
since when are people in the upper midwest named Cletus? Cletus 100% implies southern white person, not people that live in snow 5 months of the year.

Southerners drink considerably less than northerners was the original point

>>10652108
Read everything again to figure out why you are a retard

>>10652550
there is literally nothing wrong with GMOs, stop being a fucking alternative medicine mommy blog shithead

>>10652561
>since when are people in the upper midwest named Cletus? Cletus 100% implies southern white person, not people that live in snow 5 months of the year.
Eh ok whatever. And Riverdale isn't the Bronx, right?

>>10652024
Same way that any amount of sunlight can give you skin cancer.

>>10652581
Nobody likes you

>>10652590
Thank you for the tip, Cletus

>>10652099
Fucking this. Unironically YOLO. Going through life tiptoeing and tapdancing around "LE HARMFUL STUFF" is like that guy who stockpiles limited healing and buff items in a videogame only to beat the game with 800 of them and never using a single one once. You fucking die either way. As long as what I'm doing doesn't kill me instantly I'm gonna keep doing what I love.

>>10652602
>LE HARMFUL STUFF
Did you learn to speak english by exclusively reading forum scrapes from the period January 1, 2010 through December 31, 2010?

>>10652602
>Fucking this
>Unironically
>YOLO
>LE
>video game analogy
kek. This is either high-level satire, or you're the worst person to ever live.

>>10652493
Story?

>>10652581
The drinking cultures alone in those respective places should show you how fucking silly it is to lump the upper midwest with the south, they are about as different culturally as you can get

The upper midwest is drunk, educated, affluent, exceedingly white, cold, catholic/lutheran
The south is tee totaling, poorly educated, barely has a white majority, hot and humid, evangelical

>>10652607
>>10652613
Triggered health fags

>>10652262
underrated lol

alamhudlillah

>hurr I would rather get cancer then live with modesty
LMAO is this board full of fat asses or what

>>10652108
Americans love spiral ham, pulled pork, ribs, and pork chops, so no. Bacon is memed a lot online though.

>>10652510
>life expetency was low
love this meme tbqh familia

>>10652024
>people are suddenly dying of cancer in their 40s
>30s
>20s
>tweens
And we blame... alcohol and meat? Basically constant variables that barely change? We've been consuming alcohol and eating meat for thousands of years

I'm no genius but me thinks those science types need to find something that's changed recently if they want to help people avoid cancer

>>10652834
If you kill the earth
earth kill you.

>>10652834

errant radiowaves? smog? chlorox? mass produced veggies/meat?

must be the alcohol

>>10652834
>we eat the same amount of meat/alcohol today as we did 200 years ago

>>10652845
try it bitch. I do not recycle to encourage space exploration.

The media butchers the interpretation of scientific studies all of the fucking time, this is nothing more than hysteria

>>10652866

yeah, I am curious what constitutes as "small", If I eat like 1lb of meat a day that's probably not good, but 1lb every week seems sensible, maybe taking a week off or so

>>10652108
In general Americans are not aware of where any of their meat comes from, hence why they get emotional and indignant when they see videos of Japanese people cutting fish, or Arabs or Jews slaughtering chickens.

Someone on their far-right television programmes told them bacon will inoculate them from the Mooslims (although most of them have never actually seen a Muslim let alone knowing what they believe), and they think it's a great sign of bravery in the "war on terrorism" to consume a packaged sliced meat product. Whether they even realize it came from something that was once alive is an open question.

>>10652878
I could eat one pound of meat at every meal. 1 pound a week, though... are you Indian?

>>10652834
Wow your off hand guesses and speculation is truly remarkable

Tell me Einstein, in recorded history how often were humans eating meat within a usual week before the industrial revolution? The last 10,000 years is "recorded" history, we've been homo sapians for 200,000 years. How often was meat available in that time?

In what period were we deep frying meat? Adding salt and adding grease?

I'll tell you now, humans are accustomed to fasting, we were constantly going days without food, we used the rats in our bodies to produce amino acids for energy. Now you say we were constantly eating meat?

Here is a fact. Food has NEVER been a constant. Meat was an occasion, we've had alcohol for a long time yes, but we were not drinking so much as we are today.

We can have this conversation with sugar and gluton as well.

>>10652895

I can also eat 1lb of meat every meal, I can also down half a bottle of whiskey every day

that doesn't make it healthy at all

>>10652911
>one pound of meat and half a bottle of whiskey are the same

>>10652919

Meat digests slowly and isn't exactly good for your heart, 1lb a day will wreak havoc on your digestion and bloodflow over time

like what the fuck faggot

>>10652854
>no amount of alcohol, sausage or bacon is safe
>we consume more now so that's the problem

If no amount is safe it would have been a problem 2000 years ago, 500 years ago, etc

>>10652927
I did one meal a day when I was training for physique and ate at least a pound of chicken a day, but also had at least a pound of spinach, kale and/or broccoli

Ate at night, when I had my coffee in the morning always a massive leafy shit

>>10652340
Not an argument

kekking at all the dumb scientists here, meanwhile I'm just pounding pizza and champagne while watching lord of the rings and the hobbit at the same time folks.

>>10652953

Chicken ain't red meat

>>10652223
>I understand nothing about epidemiological methods: the post

>>10652957
you watch midget and magician movies? Do retarded transvestites really do this?

>>10652024

the day these things are taken away from me, is the day i will goyhad your entire mosque. fuck you

>>10652980
>"stop liking things I dont like" the post

>>10652083
Living under power lines, cell phones, wifi routers, too much coffee, not enough coffee...it's ridiculously stupid to analyze any of this.

>>10652024
I stopped giving a shit about what foods give me cancer a long time again as far as I'm soncerned everything gives you cancer to you might as well eat whatever you want and enjoy your life you're gonna die some day anyway.

>>10652024
>industrialized food full of nitrides, soy and plastic
>blame the food in general (to make people avoid home made and safe versions)
And the big media/press is butt hurt that no one with more than 2 neurons take they seriously.

>>10652030
you cant wipe your ass with more shit

>all this coping

>>10652575
>Mommy blog shithead
I'm stealing that

>>10652617
Wrong again, reddit

>>10652967
Not an argument

>>10652051
You have to realize that now they shove a bunch of chemicals and preservatives and crap into the sausages to make it taste better and last longer than normal. All that stuff is bound to cause problems sooner than later.

>>10652024
Delete the post loser, Ive got it saved and am watching you on other boards

>>10652024
>Have a fun life and live until 60 or 70
>Have a boring life and live until 90
I know which one I'd pick.

>>10653717
your nose.

Fucking child.

>>10652223
YEAH you sure made him look like STUPID science BITCH!

>>10652024

Stupid clickbait garbage.

They're all classified as class 1 carcinogens which means they have definitively been linked to cancer.

Says nothing about the degree of increased risk or the quantity you have to consume. If you factor these in it's literally fucking pointless to worry about.

>>10653752
the biggest factor in getting cancer is family history.

We should all kill our parents before they can get cancer and we will be safe.

>Is everything we eat associated with cancer? A systematic cookbook review.

>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23193004


I hate popsci articles.

>>10652099
>>10652602
>le 120 year-old Russian woman that didn't get to enjoy anything and wishes she died
imagine being in your 50's, having a massive heart attack, and wishing you could just have a couple more years
that's going to be you
have a BLT a week
have a drink or two a week
don't eat that shit every fucking day
how hard is that?

>>10652332
He probably ripped though and running for his next booty call

>>10652484
Boomer posting is real

>>10652550
>whole grains fruits and veggies are gmo

Your ignorance is showing you probably have never been outside of the city/suburbia longer than 2 weeks

Reminds me of someone seeing a big strawberry and saying "must be GMO"

t. Brassica seed producer

>>10653020
Goddamn anon, that looks fucking delicious. What is it exactly and where can I eat it? Ignorant Amerilard here.

>>10652315
>dumbfuck
>on the bus
>_>
they're on facebook
according to the owner

>>10652024
pretty sure islam is more dangerous for your health

>>10652979
>epidemiology

I quite often read newspaper health stories for the entertainment value.

t. doctor

>>10654096
>be american
>be uneducated
>be unable to grok words like "epidemiology" because they have more than three syllables
>be unable to move beyond the confines of your diabetes cart
>be riddled with bullets from all your autistic kids because you piss antidepressants into the water
>

>>10652819
>65 is high now let me STUMP the narrative with the blog I read about infant mortality rates
>gottem anprim gang unite ;)

>>10654468
grok... stranger in a strange land. written by an American. Eat dicks.

>>10653583
No it's just the nitrates you fucking moron. It's literally the exact same way tobacco causes cancer, just in your gut instead of your lungs. Any type of fermentation process, any type of curing process creates these compounds from cocoa to salted smoked fish. Just like tobacco!! they are cured and processed in the same ways. Don't tell yourself you're smarter than the laws of chemistry itself. You will be stricken down like a bitch.

>>10654481
>be american
>be unable to comprehend any other region of the world
>be unable to understand geography, much less contemplate that other countries exist and they may import American products
>get shot again
>go in for quadruple bypass surgery
>

tfw the muzzies were right all along

Welp, time to hit up the kebab stand.

>>10654491
do you make sense to the other backwoods fucks in your armpit of the world?

who gives a fuck man
just eat and enjoy life

>>10652051
Even hunter-gatherers died of heart disease if they lived long enough.

>>10652024
>Martin Bagot
They misspelled Faggot.

>>10654496
>be american
>be unable to banter
>dismiss everywhere that isn't amurica as 'armpits' due to frustration at being unable to banter
>get shot
>develop a new heart condition

>>10652051
They did, they just got mostly mouth cancer and cancer of the bowels. This was because of the heavy presence of salted/cured meat and because of tobacco usage that prioritized not inhaling (pipe/cigar).

>>10654690
>develop a new heart condition
>can't pay medical bills
>get shot on your way back from the hospital
>crawl over to a waffle house for your last meal
>get shot again

>The Mirror
dropped, not even worth reading the title.

>>10652051
You are amazingly stupid