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Here in Minnesota, we mix rice, canned fruit, and whipped cream together and serve it at church. It's called Glorified Rice. What do you serve at church?

>> No.10649111

It's odd. I've never seen this shit, and the only time I've seen potato tots and canned soup baked together was in Virginia.

Fruit and whipped cream "salad" is popular down south though. It's called divinity I believe. Go false-flag elsewhere.

>> No.10649114

>>10649097
just another reason not to go to minnesota.... or church

>> No.10649116
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10649116

Sounds like a disgusting version of Ambrosia

>> No.10649120

>>10649111
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/dessert-salads

>> No.10649122

in the twin cities we hand out paper plates with no food on it, we call it a little taste of somalia.

>> No.10649144

>>10649122
mmmm that's some delicious cultural enrichment.

>> No.10649149

Spaghetti.
Warmed Ragu.
You know the garlic bread you can find at chain grocery stores that comes in the silverish paper and has negligible amounts of garlic and butter on it so it tastes bland? That.

>> No.10649169

>>10649122
I don't get it

>> No.10649187

>>10649122
You know damned well most of them are confined with the durkas around midway. They don't even leave unless they're driving a taxi and there's no reason to go there unless you want a weave.

>> No.10649263

>>10649097
>What do you serve at church?
The body of Christ.

>> No.10649633

>>10649097
>What do you serve at church?
A nice heaping plate of The Lord's Word washed down with a refreshing glass of Good Values and seasoned with Spiritual Guidance.

>> No.10649961

>>10649097
lived here my entire life and never seen this or heard anyone talk about it
>>10649187
tons of them in powderhorn and certain suburbs too, they also all use starbucks as some sort of hangout and all of them are always packed with them, I wish they'd run out starbucks because they don't like the other coffee places

>> No.10649980

>>10649122
>Implying Somalians can afford paper plates.

>> No.10649982
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>>10649097
Bullets

>> No.10650007

>>10649097
>What do you serve at church?

We don't really serve anything, but I remember my pastor used to put a salty glaze on the communion wafers for all the kids. He called it "the essence of Christ."

>> No.10650013

>>10649097
Eucharist.

>> No.10650047

>>10649097
>Here in Minnesota
stopped reading right there

>> No.10650048
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>>10649097
>Minnesota
Don;t forget the nasty, nasty, nasty, ham/pickle roll-ups. What kind of sick fuck came up with that shit? First NYE here in westonka (near, but not in Moundtucky,) neighbors served this. All the rest of my neighbors ate it up like it was manna from heaven. I almost barfed.

I've come to like most Minnesota stuff, like hot dish and the shit on a stick once a year at the fair. But those pickle things are an insult to nature. Some assholes even call them Minnesota Sushi. What. The. Fuck.

>> No.10650057

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>> No.10650061

>>10649097
No it's not, you tried this shit yesterday.

>> No.10650074

>>10649097
I can't cook/don't have a kitchen so I just bring chips and coca-cola

>> No.10650079

>>10650048
Hey fuck you those are delicious. That being said I have never in my life here in this state seen what OP posted

>> No.10650086

>>10649633
This desu

>> No.10650097
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>>10650079
I've only been here 7 years. Maybe enough time will pass that pickle things will be good. I sure hope not. And I've never seen that OP stuff either, but I'm no Churchy La Femme.

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>>10649097
Here in Indiana, we mix mashed potatoes with noodles

>> No.10650118

Going to Minneapolis in a week. Wtf do I eat or what should I look forward too

>> No.10650119

>>10649097
I'm simultaneously disgusted and incredibly intrigued.

>> No.10650121

>>10650103
Instead of eating that crap, check to see if it would work for patching your shitty roads.

>> No.10650134

>>10650097
The time they get gross is if they're a day old and the pickle gets dried out. Then I could understand not liking them.
Wild rice soup is objectively the best food Minnesota has to offer though

>> No.10650141

>>10650118
Anything. Minneapolis has a ton of decent spots and ethnic food. It's like any other big city. Try a lot of local beer if you're into that

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>>10649961
Why does Minnesota keep importing more Somalians?

>> No.10650152

>>10650118
I think I responded to you in another thread. Look into Burch and Meritage. Great places.

>> No.10650158

>>10650134
>keep your pickle moist, fellas.

>> No.10650190

>>10650158
That's why I strictly buy uncut 'ckles

>> No.10650202

>>10650121
There is enough starch in there to rebuild the Colosseum anon

>> No.10650361

>>10650118
2nding burch as really good but if you want the local meme you have to go to matt's bar and get a jucy lucy

only if you can go like right when they open or late at night during the week, though, they get stupid busy and it's honestly not worth waiting for, just a really decent bar burger

>> No.10650426

>>10650361
If Matt's is busy I just go down the road to northbound smokehouse. A little higher quality bar food. Theres a smoked fish platter that's delicious

>> No.10650430

>>10649116
Ambrosia itself is disgusting.

>> No.10650511

>>10649097
It really depends on who’s turn it is to feed the congregation. Usually many people will bring a side but each week it’s one couple/family’s job to bring the main dish.

>> No.10650514

>>10649097
we don't it at church, heathen

>> No.10650662

>>10649122
why the fuck do the somalians live in minnesota of all places anyway? the climate is nothing like somalia. I mean i understand the hmong coming to minnesota, but somalians? The fuck?

>> No.10650677

>>10650662
We have a better integration program than most states.

>> No.10650824

>>10650061
wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorified_rice

>> No.10650890

>>10650048
>finally see something on /ck/ you want to try
oh snap

>> No.10650898

i went my korean friend's church once and they served curry. and acorns

>> No.10650912

>>10650118
any of the local breweries have good food for the most part

>> No.10650920

>>10649097
Lived in MN my whole life. I've never had or heard of this, and have rarely eaten hot dishes.

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>>10650898
>Korean cuisine

>> No.10650954

>>10650677
Fucking dumb asses lmao

>> No.10650962

>>10649097
>Taking southern/mexican deserts and naming them a different name while adding rice
>try this hard

>> No.10650985

>>10649633
But enough about the Catholic church.

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10651024

Civic duty in Wisconsin.

>> No.10651176

>>10650430
Seconded. Especially if they add confectioners coconut.

>> No.10651183

Marshmallow sweet potato. Yes, we're black.

>> No.10651225

>>10650924
i ate grass once and it was better than i expected. it doesn't taste quite the same as it smells