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>At nice restaurant with family, 3 floor place, very busy, almost always booked solid.
>Restaurant owner, Brian, is family friend, we get private room and big table.
>Owner's son always serves VIP room, but called in sick.
>Owner introduces new waitress, excuses himself.
>She's maybe 22 years old, very "confident" attitude.
>Sees a chance to impress Brian.
>Very friendly, but too "excited", not very professional, especially not when serving VIP table.
>Laugh it off, probably just nervous.
>Brian sends us very nice bottle of wine.
>Lafite Rothschild 1982, our family's personal favourite from his collection.
>She begins pouring.
>Didn't give anyone a chance to sample/smell it.
>Might have been told it's our favourite, assumed we wouldn't need to sample it.
>Minor faux pas aside, she leaves, dad picks up glass, proposes toast, then stops half way through.
>"Oh shit" he says, quietly, "she hasn't decanted it."
>Everyone looks at their glass, sees sediment swilling around in them.
>Entire bottle wasted.
>Everyone puts their glasses down, quite disappointed.
>Brian basically just lost 2 grand, we can't ask for another now.
>She comes back smiling, but looks worried when she sees our expressions.
>"Is everything okay?"
>Dad looks embarassed, doesn't want to upset her.
>She thought she was doing so well.
>"I'm really sorry, but the wine... It's full of sediment."
>She looks at a glass frustrated.
>Not the reaction we expected.
>"Oh no, not again! Another one of THESE bottles, they're all full of dirt. I can't believe I missed one! Don't worry, I'll go pour it out like I did with the others this morning."
>Everyone sits stunned as what she said sinks in.
>Dad tries to stop her but she's already gone.
>We just stare at each other hoping we misunderstood.
>She comes back, Brian behind her, looks concerned.
>Dad says "Tell Brian what you just told us."
>She does.
>Brian looks suicidal.
>She poured out an entire case that morning.
>Because she found dirt in them.

>> No.10650387

>>10650380
just get a rum and coke if your family wants to get sloshed. She sounds fuckable.

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>>10650380

>> No.10650395

I prefer beer

>> No.10650398
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>>10650380
DELETE THIS

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10650407

>>10650380
for those interested depending on the year she cost that restaurant maybe £50000

>> No.10650414

>>10650380
You sound like a tosser. Just drink a beer, loser.

>> No.10650418

>>10650380
couldn't you just pour your wine back and filter it?
you hadn't tasted it or anything yet wtf op

>> No.10650424

>>10650418
>missing the point

>> No.10650429

>>10650407
I have a question. Why did post this to make us feel bad? Because I can sure as hell feel the shit you just gave me in my chest. Fuck you OP, go back your blogspot.

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>>10650407

>> No.10650435

>>10650424
what's the point? that you're too stupid to make a better choice in the moment?

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>>10650418
>>10650429
>>10650435

>> No.10650450

>>10650380
I work in a Winery. That is the worst thing I have ever heard.

>> No.10650463

>>10650445
are you even capable of an answer

>> No.10650465

>>10650429
it is annoying because he is talking about something most of us cannot relate to as if we can, and that reeks of arrogance.

It is a good thing that the wealthy are often very soft and uninformed. When things get tough, the under class has the skills to eat the smaller overclass with minimal effort.

>> No.10650474

>>10650435
the point is she poured out a case of it earlier dipshit

>> No.10650476

>>10650429
because there's no way they didn't kill her and eat her after that

>> No.10650489

>>10650380
why do people do this? go on the internet and tell lies?

sage

>> No.10650497

>>10650474
which makes you much more stupid dipshit
the wine you have in your hands that you had not yet contaminated may have been the very last and the only reason you didn't enjoy it was because you were too stunned from this anomaly because you expect everything done for your lazy ass and too stupid to react accordingly. it's YOUR loss that you allowed the stupid bitch to waste YOUR wine so don't come here to post your disappointment which is actually your intuitive knowing of your impotence and knowing that you're too stupid to not have your brain freeze and have only yourself to blame
don't burden and pour your shit on us

>> No.10650506

>>10650429
I'm not OP

>> No.10650509

>>10650429
Feel bad??? This dudes entire family threw out a perfectly good bottle of Jew wine because they're probably also afraid of bugs outside

Shit op, good luck next year on that expensive bottle. For me, it's a 15 dollar cab and wine sediment is natural and safe to drink

>> No.10650515

>>10650465
not everyone who uses 4chan is poor anon

>> No.10650526

You sound like a pretentious fuck. Favourite wines, calling a private room the VIP section because you're in it, demanding you get the fucking owner's son to wait your table, refusing to drink wine with minor sediment and wasting the bottle.

Not to mention restauraunts with "3 floors" are fucking dives. Your family is a bunch of idiots, you are retarded, and Brian is essentially the manager of a 2 star buffet.

>> No.10650538

>>10650509
yes, op just shared his pent up negativity about the whole thing
he basically used us as a vent

fuck you op

>> No.10650539

>>10650497
I'm pretty sure throwing out a case of valuable wine was a much bigger fuckup than anon not drinking what he was served.

Your reading comprehension skills are pretty bad.

>> No.10650546

>>10650380
fake as fuck. actual nice restaurants vet their servers and usually have more waiters than waitresses

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>>10650538
>>10650526
>>10650509
>>10650465
>cavemen angry because they're poor get mad at words on a screen

>> No.10650548

>>10650539
>Your reading comprehension skills are pretty bad.
are you sure _mine_ are pretty bad?
wanna read my posts again before your ad hominem?

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>>10650548
This isn't discord, underscores around text don't do anything here.

>> No.10650558

>>10650547
are you that insensitive that you haven't noticed "words on screen" can and often do carry emotions?
especially on this shithole site

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>>10650558
is this your first day on 4chan?

>> No.10650564

>>10650547
Do you know what pesticides were used in European vineyards in the 1980s anon? I don't. But I know the wine I'm drinking today is organic; might be 15 bucks but these grayons taste like they aren't building an abscess in my liver

>> No.10650565

>>10650556
>sliding hard cuz you know I'm right
i KNOW it doesn't fagget, I emphasised on purpose

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>>10650565
>>10650564
>>10650558
>>10650548
>>10650539
>>10650538
>>10650526
>>10650509
>>10650497
>>10650465
>>10650429
I guess Reddit is down right now?

>> No.10650577

>>10650407
implying this is anything but fake and gay

>> No.10650581

>>10650573
>>10650562
prove me wrong fagget
no but i only frequent a few select board and stay away from places like /b/ or /r9k/ which you obviously visit

>> No.10650584

>>10650573
Albino blacksheep actually :^(

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>all these poor cunts who have never had a nice dining experience in their lives

>> No.10650593

>>10650573
emotions NOT as in feefees nigger

>> No.10650597

>>10650591
obviously neither did op :^)

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>>10650593

>> No.10650607

>>10650380

Wow, first greentext that made me genuinely feel bad in a while.

Good job op, you flaming faggot.

>> No.10650628

>>10650601
i know for sure you're faggot op since only he used some shitty image without any point early itt
WHAT'S YOUR POINT STUPID i hope you kys next you visit your friend and i hope he kills himself too after he losses another batch of wine because of stupid niggers like you and you stupid nigger family :^)

>> No.10650632

>>10650601
are so stupid to not distinguish between emotion and feefees?
how stupid is you?

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>>10650628

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>>10650628
>this is a real human being

>> No.10650644

>>10650632
>>10650628
>this upset by strangers on the internet
its time for bed James

>> No.10650651

>>10650644
>>10650634
>>10650635
really hope a nigger kills you and your family in their sleep

>> No.10650658

>>10650601
>>10650634
>>10650635
>>10650644
genuinely hate fags like you who either believe or imply they've achieved something

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>>10650651

>> No.10650663

>>10650659
I really hope you die

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>>10650651
>>10650658
>waaaaaaaaaaaaah

>> No.10650669

>>10650380
If this is true then this is why YOU FUCKING TRAIN YOUR EMPLOYEES. JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST.

Also it's Brian's fault, in the end. As the business owner.

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>>10650663
>>10650658
>>10650651
holy shit anon please control your autism

>> No.10650674

>>10650380
Also why in the fuck didn't you guys just filter the fucking wine?

>> No.10650681

>>10650664
yeah
>projecting
sure
>>10650672
you only proved my posts
the only reason you posted this op was to get it off your chest
and put onto ours
and since you have nothing else to say and are too stupid anyway you're only replies are shitty pics

>> No.10650688

>>10650674
because he's a stupid little nigger
didn't you see this whole thread and his retarded replies

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>>10650688
>>10650681
im not op, im just laughing at you

>> No.10650697

>>10650672
>autism

>>10650695
sure you're not

>> No.10650698

>>10650497
Oh you're hung up on them being too pussy to stop her from wasting the one bottle, well to be fair the manager comped it, not like they paid for it. Still good point, I would have spoken up as well

>> No.10650705

>>10650697
anon, you're obviously new to 4chan, but theres an easy way to tell if someone is OP

>> No.10650713

>>10650705
no there isn't

>> No.10650714

>>10650695
i'll be laughing too when that nigger rapes you and family and kills you
:^)
you know your momma's gonna like it

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10650721

You know when people say something stupid but defend it to the t because they're hardheaded and autistic
yea.

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>>10650713
leave him alone guys he's already embarassed himself enough

>> No.10650724

>>10650380
The only reason they pour a little for you to give the ok is because wine can become "corked" and turn into basically vinegar. You know what wine you ordered (and especially in your case you already know it's your favourite) so why would you need to taste the wine? You're just supposed to smell it to make sure it hasn't become undrinkable vinegar. Gives the whole post away as fake.

>> No.10650735

>>10650722
you can take your shitty images and stick them in you bum arsehole
you didn't achieve anything however more you upload

>> No.10650736

>>10650724
I hoped someone with some actual somm knowledge would crop up

>> No.10650740

>>10650724
Everything about the post gives the post away as fake. It's not even trying to appear legitimate.

>> No.10650752

>handing out so many you's to a fake story
lmao at ur lifys

>> No.10650777

>>10650380
>things that never happened

Why would that wine be spoiled?
Why do you hate women so much that you need to invent stories on a hungarian ravioli board?

>> No.10650790

>>10650515
I am not poor, but know it is in poor taste to act outwardly as if that matters. I honestly believe we are all just very complicated apes equally entitled to whatever spoils this planet has to offer for as long as we are here... that does not mean 9 out of 10 of you wouldn't be dead if it were up to me.

>> No.10650809

Good lord the same-fagging in this thread

IT'S NOT A REAL STORY RETARDS
FICTION

>> No.10650815

>>10650724
>>10650736
>>10650740
>people who have never been to a high class restaurant pretending they know what they're talking about

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>>10650809
>>10650790
>>10650740
>>10650736
>>10650724
>this angry that other people have more money than you do

when did /ck/ become so hostile to non-homeless people?

>> No.10650839

>>10650819
just ignore the poorfags

>> No.10650842

>ITT how DARE someone enjoy expensive things when im broke

>> No.10650861

fucking poor people seriously, go back to your mcdonalds threads

>> No.10650895

>>10650380
>>10650407
>>10650450
>>10650474
>>10650506
>>10650547
>>10650539
>>10650573
>>10650591
>>10650607
>>10650635
>>10650644
>>10650659
>>10650664
>>10650672
>>10650695
>>10650713
>>10650815
>>10650819
>>10650839
>>10650842
>>10650861


OP samefagging. Fucking embarrassing, all this samefagging and posting a fake story. Honestly the utter state of you m8

>> No.10650899

>>10650861
people that actually have money are a little shamed and humbled by it. They also have much less to be bitter assholes about. The few that aren't humble can be cocks, and even though you are clearly a cock, I still think you are poor.

>> No.10651023

>>10650407
What is that in a relevant currency?

>> No.10651159

>>10650861
and you go back to your wine
whoops you didn't get any :^)

>> No.10651166

>>10651023
you mean one that is cheaper like the usd?
GBP/USD is around 1.33 atm

>> No.10651232

>>10651023
It's almost 70,000 North American Pesos.

>> No.10651241

>>10650899
t. m*ddle class scum

>> No.10651271

>>10650407
Not a wine guy, but why would a blended wine be so expensive? I get that vintage is a thing, but even adjusting for inflation on it's release price, that was an expensive bottle then too.