/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Take out food.
Especially curry, but I love it.

>>10646672
chickpeas take a long time to digest you must be gay

i made instant coffee this morning for the first time in like a week
took literally one sip and set it down to set up my laptop and then had to rush to the bathroom

I wonder how long it would take to shit if you ate shit.

Why must they betray me

>>10646672
None. Everything I eat contains all its fiber so stuff acts slow.

>>10646672
Try soaking and cooking them at home. It could be the salt or something else in the can.

A bullet.

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>>10646709
There's something wrong with your digestive system. You are defective.

Milk chocolate.

I remember once having a bowl of cashews tossed in thai chili oil at a fancy cocktail bar and almost immediately having to shit.

I did not choose this curse

Green Monster and coffee.

>>10646672
breakfast from any diner.

chilli oil

I get the shits from cheese.... sometimes.

I can drink milk all day err day, nothing happens.
I can eat "cold" cheese, stuff my face with it, many different types of cheese, nothing happens.
I can eat well baked pizza with nice bronwed cheese, nothing happens.
I eat warm and runny or not-so-well-baked pizza cheese, my guts start to rumble. But also not everytime.
I have no idea what it is, but I suspect something that gets formed under heat and degrades under more heat. Apart from that, I have no idea except that it is connected to warm cheese.

>>10646672
Burger King. That food makes my poop liquid like I see in photos of fat americans who farted diarrea

Was in Houston and figured I would try a local craft got pic related it tasted good and generally what I like from porters until right after the 2 nd one when it rocketed out my asshole at Mach 12

French onion soup

>>10647474
8th Wonder's got really bad QA, and Rocket Fuel is such a rip off anyway.

>>10646696
I can related to this.
Sometimes just the smell of coffee, if I'm intending to consume it, has me running to the bathroom.

hold on to your butts

>>10649130
...how?

Mangoes always lead to me pissing out my backside.

instant coffee + cigarette while beeing on hangover

>>10649413
estadounidenses usually don't eat more than a dozen grams of fiber a day

Irish Oats. I just made a bowl of irish oats with pomegranate molasses and ate it with a big mug of black coffee.

I'm expecting to shit my brains out in about 2hr time.

too much butter
and by extension french cuisine

>>10646765
Every time.

>growing up I could chug milk and eat ice cream with no problem
>now can't drink milk in anything besides cereal without feeling like shit
>ice cream and cheese cake are guaranteed immediate visits to the toilet
>cheese is a gamble
Is this what getting old feels like?

Soy milk. Literally 15 minutes to pass my entire digestive system, sweeping up everything ahead of it in the process.

>>10649896
Came here to post this.
Fuck getting old.

>>10649896
It's called weaning. It happens to most mammals and 70% of humans.

>>10649907
I'd say it could be the carrageenan, but most brands have switched to other emulsifiers. Or have you not had it recently? Which brands? Ever tried homemade? What happens if you eat other forms of soy such as tempeh, natto. edamame, tofu, miso?

>>10649896
>>10649908
>>10649917

Lactase persistence master race here, you are all pathetic.

>>10649932
Enjoy your mammalian estrogen and prostate cancer :^)

>coconut milk craze starts a few years ago
>Buy a liter of coconut milk, drink it over a couple of hours
>Spend the next several hours blasting liquid out of my ass at high pressure

Never seen anything like it.

>>10649935
Enjoy your phytoestrogen, shriveling gonads and gynecomastia :^)

>>10649955
Nice meme.

I don't even eat soy regularly, probably less than you. Not avoiding it, it's just that I'd need to go out of my way for it, buying only whole ingredients.

Fucking broccoli

>>10649970
Eat it regularly and that will stop happening.