/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No.

Yes, I want vitamin A poisoning.

if it tastes good.

but it probably doesn't.

maybe if it was a neutered young bear to reduce "boar taint" and gaminess, and fed a solely vegetarian diet of grain, roots, and berries.

Yeah probably. Bears have a pretty good diet, so they probably have good meat

>>10647667
Bear was actually a common food out west before the USDA and FDA put a ban on wild game being sold commercially. Like the other anons have said how it tastes depends solely on what it has eaten the day of and before you have killed and cleaned it. If it ate fish and you eat it, it will taste like fish on hot day after sitting out. But if you manage to get it after eating berries you're in for a treat. Bears are actually omnivores and kill rarely so they mostly scavenge off of plants. So if you want to be a man and go kill a bear go and do IT and cook yourself a tasty treat. Pro tip the backstrap is what you're going to want the rest is stew meat

I too watch food wars on crunchyroll.

>>10647667
It's the peckerwood version of bushmeat

>>10647721
T-someone who doesn't hunt and watches a cartoons from a country where the radiation from America's big dick bombs made them buy panties from vending machines.

>>10647667
No because they're cute

>>10647698
Bear meat is like a sponge? Any other meat like this?

>>10647721
Came here to post this

>>10647667
I've had bear stew before... It was ok from my recollection, but not great. Pretty fatty and grainy

>>10647676
Fuck off Frederick

Yes

>>10647814
At least when people wanted to make Mapo Tofu, it was possible. Nobody here is going to easily get bear meat. Hell, I actually have a great mapo tofu recipe that I'll make every other week now.

Ate smoked bear once. Hated the flavour.

>>10647883
I ate your moms bear and hated the flavor too if you know what i mean m8

I'd rather eat some diet sausage and drink some Cossacks Vodka and then eat a piece of irradiated stale ass bread.

>>10647667
I've eaten raw horse, raw chicken organs, jellyfish, stingray, candied locusts, crocodile and other weird shit that puts normies off. I'd give bear meat a go but honestly I'm not usually into gamey meat.

>>10647740
All meat, really. It's why corn-feed castle taste sweet and grainy, while grass-fed taste more earthy. Same difference between farm-raised and wild-caught fish.

>>10647667
I have 3 pounds ground in the freezer but I'm not sure what to do with it, maybe chili or something to take the gristle/gamey away.

>>10647900
Chicken hearts are really good

>>10647667
ive already eaten dog meat...

why not? just another animal

Yes I'm not a faggot pussy after all.

>>10647677
That's specifically polar bear liver.

>>10648984
Humans are animals too.

>>10648980
chicken heart and beef rump cap are all I get at Brazillian BBQ joints. powerful duo.

>>10649053
Umm, no, sweetie. You can't just go around calling humans animals. That's literally the Holocaust.
Also, unblock me on Twitter. Yes, you have to.

>>10647852
Bear tastes a lot like pork, in my experience. It would probably make a great mapo tofu.

Grew up in Yukon Territory. We had bear quite a bit, but it has to be smoked or made into sausage or something.

Bears will eat anything, and their meat shows that.

>>10647667
Absolutely.

>>10647667
>Would you eat bear meat?
why wouldn't I?

>>10647682
>not eating cubs exclusively

Never gonna make it.

>>10647721
>food wars
>crunchyroll

a bear would eat me without giving a fuck so yeah why wouldn't i eat one of those fatass forest retards

>>10647667
Bear brains are tasty. Eat them raw and still warm from your kill. Full of nutrients.

yes

I actually ate bear meatballs in Russia once.
It was surprisingly boring. A bit gamey, but ultimately not as good as other kinds of venison. Might have been poorly prepared though.

>>10649608
I've also eaten bear and that was my experience too. I love venison so I enjoyed it, but as you said it was nothing special. That's just how it is I guess.

>>10647852
>Nobody here is going to easily get bear meat.
What is hunting?

>>10647887
My mother's "bear" is my dad.

bears are friends, not food

>>10649742
That's a big fucking bear.
Reminded me of this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8qYo4G6fak

>>10649742
they are both, actually
just gotta know how to cook them

>>10649749
Jesus fuck, those claws look like knives.

>>10647667
Its pretty much only good as sausage or maybe some type of jerky. It develops the flavor of whatever that bear is eating basically, and most bears eat gnarly shit.

>>10647667
i have, we bought it from a local hunting/game shop and made meatloaf. Nothing special but fun to try different meats.
If you are afraid of to much gamines, just let the meat soak in milk for a while.

>>10647900
if you can stomach crocodile( i thought it tasted like shit) then bear will be a cakewalk.

>>10647667
Done and done.
But it was at a gay bar.
So many bears.

>>10647667
>tfw suicide by polar bear liver

yes eating the meat of wild carnivores is a 10/10 idea

Moose>all other wild game

>>10647698
>But if you manage to get it after eating berries you're in for a treat.
LOL

I lived in an area where bears were common. One day I found a gigantic orange pile of bear barf in my yard. Turned out it had eaten all the berries off some bush that was not edible. Apparently they do that every year because they're too dumb to figure out what bushes they can eat.

>>10648984
Nobody in this thread except you is talking about blowjobs.

>>10647667
I have. Pretty good as a stew, but I seared it and tried it first. The meat was surprisingly loose, but tough and was slightly buttery. Not certain what the cut was. In the stew it wasn't anything special, kinda gamey.

>>10647667
Yeah, I would. In case anyone here doesn't know, you're not supposed to kill and eat bears whenever. Specifically, you hunt them to eat when they've been living off berries for months. If you eat a bear during salmon season you're likely to get sick.
t. frequent visitor to Alaska

>>10649065
by definition we are animals. And we are animals, just like monkeys. We are monkeys, but we are more intelligenter and most of us have fewer hair.

>>10647667
Yes and I have done it.
It was good.

>>10647667
Yes