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ITT: Resturaunt customer experiences
>working as host
>fat lady with her fat daughter and morbidly obese husband come in sometimes
>they’re always eating or drinking something when they come in
>one day i hold the door open for them
>watch as she takes a fucking handful of the mints
>she looks at me and says “I love your mints”
>H-haha... yeah they’re good...
>mfw

>> No.10640344

>>10640337
>dude lets pick on fat people just because they are fat xD

You are a sad pathetic person

>> No.10640346
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10640346

>>10640337
>fat lady with her fat daughter

American women are truly shameless in their fat, sweaty, meat flap disgustingness.

>> No.10640350

>>10640337
>cat picture
>haha fat people eat a lot amirite
gas yourself

>> No.10640352

>>10640337
>Work at Bennigan's, mid-90s.
>Three women from nearby office come in every day for lunch.
>Secretaries or other office drones
>Same fucking order every day. Special instructions of more of this, less of that, bunt fries, etc., etc.
>So many instructions that the system ran out of room.
>Have to go tell cooks every day.
>After a while, I'd just go back there and the head cook would say 'Las Putas?'
>Yep.
>Order perfect, e'ry tiem.

>> No.10640354

>>10640344
Kill yourself redditor

>> No.10640358

Cool story bro
>be op
>cant cook for shit
>buy expensive jiro knife to look cool
>only use it to open instant ramen packages
>everybody laugh at stupid op
>maybe, he thinks to himself, will they love my boring story about nothing
>with haste he writes it down, hoping it will be posted to r/4chan
>but nobody even laugh at stupid op anymore
nobody cares about your shit

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>>10640337
>I opened a door for a person
>They take mints and act pleasant
Wow what a story

>> No.10640370

>>10640344
>t. Fatty

>> No.10640382

>>10640344
>>dude lets pick on fat people just because they are fat xD

Fat people are walking diseases that are consuming too much meats while giving themselves cancer. They deserve no sympathy nor respect.

>> No.10640384

>>10640344
>>dude lets pick on fat people just because they are fat xD

Let me ask you this. Have you ever, ever met a fat vegan? No? Didn't think so. There's a good reason why.

>> No.10640386

>>10640344
fatty

>> No.10640392

>>10640384
>Have you ever, ever met a fat vegan?
I know three. My sister and two of her friends. They shovel pasta in their faces like you wouldn't believe.

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10640399

>no soylent on the menu
I left immediately and never came back.

>> No.10640403

>>10640392
>They shovel pasta in their faces like you wouldn't believe.

lol. Nice try. You can't get fat off of pasta, retard. It's all the fats in meats that make you obese.

>> No.10640412

>>10640403
You can get fat on any source of calories, foolio.

>> No.10640416

>>10640346
Are those Prince Harry's new sisters-in-law?

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10640421

>>10640344
>xD
kill yourself please, for real.

>> No.10640430

>>10640384
>fat vegan
I know vegan =/= vegetarian, but this guy's been around a long while. I've cooked a few of his recipes when veggie friendos come over. Some are quite good.

http://chubbyvegetarian.blogspot.com/

>> No.10640435

>>10640350
underated post

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10640745

>>10640399
>>>/pol/

>> No.10641465

>>10640352
Had a hearty chuckle

>> No.10641484

>>10640430
>I've cooked a few of his recipes when veggie friendos come over

Jesus christ. Go brag about yourself back at /pol/ fucking loser.

>> No.10641491

Let the fat lady have the mints. They're not your personal mints.

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10641533

>23 replies
>16 posters
>multiple angry posts with the same writing style defending landwhales

>> No.10642161

>>10640384
I know one. Dude just gorges himself on bread, pasta, and fruit-based sweets (because every single piece of fruit is a magical healing elixir that cancels out the 2 pounds of sugar in that compote, and that makes it a healthy superfood, right?); developed type II beetus a few years ago, but still won't shut up about being healthier than us big ugly smelly meat eaters.

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10642177

>>10640745
>>>/reddit/

>> No.10642212

>>10640337
>host
That’s a job for a gril or tranny

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10642273

wowee there is so many angry little FAT fucks in this thread

>> No.10642297

Am I crazy or are black lesbians the worst? they come in with the WORST attitudes, demand the most, and always give no tip. If you're a black dyke and you come in, I expect nothing but the worst

second place is islanders, if you're caribbean, fuck your ass raw

>> No.10642323

>all these upset fatties
Reddit just fucking go already

>> No.10642351

>>10640399
Nice

>> No.10642355

>>10642177
/pol/ is Reddit though