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>WHEN I DIE, BURY ME WITH ALL MY ICE ON.

>> No.10638816
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>>10638807
what is it like

>> No.10638817

Please tell me there is at least 3 more mcchickens in that bag?

>> No.10638877

>>10638816
>>10638817
THANKS FOR BUMPING MY AWFUL THREAD

>> No.10638884

>>10638807
>>10638877(dubs)
WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITHOUT THE LIGHTS ON

>> No.10638904

Fuck the McChicken, anon.
Fuck it now.

>> No.10638913

>>10638807
just crushed a few mcchickens myself OP

and i had an ice cream sandwich for desert

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>>10638913
forgot my picture fuck

>> No.10638916

>>10638904
WATCH OUT, THIS EDGELORD'S GONNA GO RENT A TRUCK

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>>10638807

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>>10638807
>>10639032

>> No.10639050

>>10638915
do ameridumbs really rub deodorant on their fast "food" because it has the word "spice" on it?

>> No.10639061

>>10639032
That's fucked up

>> No.10639108
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>>10639032
Looks like my average day.

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>>10639045
Also a good slogan for Planned Parenthood.

>> No.10639123

>>10639032
>not flipping the last image so the chicken is facing the same direction in all three
Or do they just not know which end is which?

>> No.10639124

>>10638915
Looks too spicy for me, Anon

>> No.10639131

>>10639045
Is this organization's name a reference to The Human League, the band who sang "Don't You Want Me Baby"

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>>10639118

>> No.10639146

>>10639108
absolute unit

>> No.10639151

>>10639118
I want to introduce your hand to a hot toaster

>> No.10639154

>>10639151
we did it, Reddit :D

>> No.10639158

>>10639151
Abortion Poster, this is my dear friend Hot Toaster

>> No.10639165

>>10639045
The Human League - Human
3:53 · HD
The Human League - Human
25,493,000+ views · 10 years ago
YouTube
Lyrics
Come on, baby, dry your eyes
Wipe your tears
Never like to see you cry
Won't you please forgive me?

I wouldn't ever try to hurt you
I just needed someone to hold me
To fill the void while you were gone
To fill this space of emptiness

I'm only human of flesh and blood I'm made
Human, born to make mistakes

So many nights I longed to hold you
So many times I looked and saw your face
Nothing could change the way I feel
No one else could ever take your place

>> No.10639167

>>10639118
HAM UH BUUUULLGUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>live in canada
>want to get some food.
> don't really wanna go to mcdonalds because i have no coupons so i'd have to order off of the value menu out of principle.
>Go to 7-11 because they are advertising there pop 11 cents cheaper & i like there tendies
>Arrive to first 7-11. Try to get there big promo 10 wings & 10 wedges for $10 cad
>"oh you'll have to wait..." "okay thats not a problem"
> 30-40 year old black/brown african man crouchs down and peers inside there stuffed as fuck freezer.
>"oh uh uh sorry we are out of wedges."
>"Your out of potato wedges..."
>pause for a minute thinking of what i want to get decide i'll drive 3-4 minutes to the next 7-11 to get my food there instead.
>arrive there and try to place order.
>chubby mild aged asian lady looks at me strange when i walk in and tell her my order.
> OVEN NO TURNED ON, YOU MUST BUY FROM HERE
> she gestures towards the dry as fuck leftovers they have displayed.
> tell her i'm not interested and walk out.
>begrudgingly drive to mcdonalds and have to wait 10 minutes in a line up to get some food.

So your telling me...That 711 spent millions of dollars advertising they cook your food fresh and hot 24/7 in minutes if you ask. Forced every franchise to buy specialized cooking equipment and stock there brand of food and they don't have there ovens turned on or wedges in stock!!?!! I think i have a pretty good chance of complaining to corporate and getting free shit. how much should i demand in freebies?

Tonight for me, It was the mchicken.

>> No.10639418

>>10639282
>waiting for 10 minutes for McDonalds
the absolute state of canatards

>> No.10639667

>>10639050
>clearly a fucking leaf pic

>> No.10639677

>>10639045
the taste is 100% worth it.

>> No.10640496

>>10639282
If you demand freebies you won't get as many
The key is to emphasize your absolute disappointment and make it seem like you really like 7/11, but are just so upset by this service. Act like you just wanted to let corporate know how their employees are treating their customers.

-t. Customer relations dept and deal with these kinds of complaints
the more someone demands free shit the less we give them just out of spite, since a lot of people make up stories we know to be fake just to try to get gift cards. Hit those niggers with the coupons instead where you have to spend money to redeem them. They hate that.

>> No.10640504

>>10639108
Im in awe of the shear size of this lad

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>>10639667
don't forget to season your din dins, ameribro

>> No.10640525

>>10639045
>I am physically uncapable of understanding that humans are predators
This is peak bugmen mindset.

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>>10639032
>>10639045
>>10639252

>> No.10640597

>>10638807
do they still have the szechuan sauce?