/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10632877
*blocks your path*

Uhhh, what's the flavour? Blue?

>>10632939
Ah, shit, I thought it said on the box. Blue Moon.

>>10632944

what the fuck is blue moon supposed to taste like

Tell me that's blue moon.

>>10632947
Like the moon, dumbass.

>>10632947
like fruit loops

Blue Moon is solid, but Mint Chip will always be better

>>10632950
If the moon were made of spare ribs, would you eat it? I would. Hell, I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with a cold beer.

>>10632956

that sounds nasty. around here, neon sweet flavours are reserved for children, and by that I mean there are cartoon characters on the carton.

>>10632967
Well, Blue Moon is 1/3rd of the combo to make Superman, so...

>>10632967
Blue moon is definitely a thing associated with childhood here too. Its more a nostalgic thing for adults

>>10632947

juicy fruit chewing gum

>>10633027
Superman is a meme cream, check the objective patron cream

>>10632877
toothpaste flavored ice cream?

>>10632877
no thanks, 'pistachio mint choc chip' or you know nothing about ice cream.

>>10632877
heath bar crunch or double dunker are my go-to's

>>10633136
>>10633148
>pistachio

>>10633136
Pistachio flavor is the thinking man's ice cream.

>>10632877
>>10633027
>>10633136
>>10633156

Go to bed, kids. The adults are talking.

>>10632877
>any fruit flavored ice cream besides berry or banana

>Not mint chip

>>10633224
I think calling blue moon "fruit flavored" is a bit of a stretch

Ube
T.flip

>>10633216
LOL, I be this would be good in pistachio mint, but alone, no. dumb starbucks fairy.

>>10633515
ube just tastes like slightly off coconut

>>10632956
I will never get mixing mint with chocolate.

>>10632877
>I-Pity-the-Whitey-That-Will-Never-Know-Such-Joys.mpg

But seriously it's mindblowingly good.

>>10633544
Sounds gross youd have to be a smelly nigger to eat it

>>10633547
Or just live in corn country.
>t. lives in a city near corn country
I've heard of this stuff before, just haven't seen it in any of the shops I go to yet.

>>10632947
Like 5 gum taken up a notch

>>10633599
I live in central OH and have never heard of this disgusting shit

>>10633610
>disgusting shit
I believe you are thinking of cornhole ice cream.

>>10633599
>corn country
my county holds a corn festival every year and i've never heard of this horrid ice cream

>>10633637
That's the weird thing, I KNOW this shit exists, but I just haven't found it yet. Maybe it's just an urban legend to scare spoiled kids away from demanding ice cream on the way back I don't fucking know.

The patrician's choice.

>>10633806
Coffee ice cream > most other things

Tea ice cream < most other things

And I prefer tea to coffee beverage wise.

>>10632877
I miss blue moon, too bad it was banned

bunch of dickheads in here

>>10632877
Black cherry chocolate chip or mint chip.

It's hard to choose because they both are good at different times. Mint is good during the day and black cherry is good during the night.

A good vanilla will beat literally any other possible flavor

To be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to appreciate this flavor.

>eating ice cream more than 2-4 times a year
lol enjoy your diabetes

caramel is the best

>>10632960
Lemme ask ya, if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would ya eat yourself?

>>10633819
coffee ice cream gets double points if it has grounds in it
trader joes has a good one

>>10633865

>>10633871
Who are you quoting?

>>10633806
that actually sounds really refreshing.
How does the bergamot oil react to freezing?

>>10633806
I guess this is why he keeps specifying "hot" when he orders it from the replicator.

>>10632877
Artificial grape flavor

Not many people bring up cinnamon ice cream, but it is very good.

>>10633136
>patron

>>10633806
Now that's what I call patrician. Real good shit.

>tfw lactose intolerant
I miss feeling joy

>>10632877
Nothing personnel kid

>>10633819

Coffee is one of those things that should have been made into a confectionary long ago.

>>10633865
Only correct answer int this thread.

Cotton candy, strawberry, chocolate, and butterscotch are the best flavors of ice cream. You can all argue over the 5th best flavor, but these are objectively the top 4.

only answer is vanilla

>>10634020
based as fuck

>>10634020
I cant find this shit anywhere anymore and I needs it

>>10633865
It sucks.

Pralines and cream used to be my favorite until I tried this

>>10632877
Go back to Michigan

>>10632877
I have an inceless churner, but I prefer instant "nice cream" made with frozen bananas and stuff. I usually have a variation of it for breakfast and it fulfills 60% of my daily nutrient targets :-)

Out of the way faggots, best flavor coming through

Step aside for the Blue Bunny King

>>10632877

>american/english "ice cream"
>not italian "gelato"

Get the fuck out with your frozen water and no cream trash ice.

>>10633136
my nig

>>10632877
>he doesn't make his own wild blackberry ice cream

wew

>>10632947
> what the fuck is blue moon supposed to taste like

Last summer I had some Blue Moon ice cream at Cook’s Dairy Farm in Oakland Country MI and I literally cannot describe the taste, it was pretty good but it didn’t taste like anything I’ve ever had before.

I recommend giving it a try, just for the experience.

>>10632877
I got all excited and thought this was dinosaur crunch for a second.

vanilla softserve is my favorite.

>>10633544
That's butter, man.

>>10632960
The moon is a big piece of cheese .

>>10635716
MAH.

LITERAL.

NIGGA.

THIS GUY KNOWS WHATS UP.

>>10632956
Lemon Raspberry Cheesecake

>>10635716
>>10636632
Where can I get this?

>>10636833
It seems to have been discontinued for a long time, but I guess is meningitis made again now. Looks like, if you live in New England at least, you can buy it from Sysco. I’m assuming these are going to be bulk/commercial amounts of it though.

http://www.syscobostonllc.com/assets/ice-cream-2017.pdf

I hate that vegans have stolen this and made it "their" ice cream, even though the inventors were just allergic to dairy, but cashew-based non-dairy ice cream is incredibly delicious, even if you can handle dairy fine (like me) it's still amazing.

>>10635366
I think it's just a very strong vanilla the dye tricks you into thinking it's something else

>>10638316
I always tasted almond along with the fruitiness.

>>10634105
this is some decadent shit my nigga

>>10634010
This. Life is a nightmare.

>>10633027
Lol at all these fags that will never know the pure Michigan splendor of Superman ice cream.

>>10638430
>>10634010
>have a throat condition
>am currently on an elimination diet
>no milk proteins or wheat gluten of any kind

This is truly suffering

>>10634010
>>10638430

You can buy pills that make your stomach microbes tolerate
lactose. Look it up.

>>10633865
>>10633849
>Haagen-dazz plebes

>>10634990
I pray to god it's cream cheese in there not cheddar or some shit.

>>10638493
HaagenGazz chocolate tastes like coffee. I like it

Real niggaz get heavenly hash

>>10634020
>>10634990
>>10635130
>being poor

>>10638492
the pills dont work perfectly though. still uncomfortable

>>10634020
Boss two scoops, chocolate malt ball crunch and medieval madness. I always check rite aids for this stuff. Best ice cream hands down, fuck every other brand.

>Bitches don't know about mah purple yam flavor.

>>10632877
Smurf?

>>10638684
>purple yam
Had this in Okinawa, it was GOAT.

T A R O
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>>10633113
Ahhh yes... Juicy Fruit.

>>10632877
Moon Mist
>A mix of banana, grape and bubble gum flavoured ice cream; truly out of this world.
A true 10/10

>>10634010
>>10638430
Coconut Dream is a great brand of non-dairy frozen stuff. Some brands of cashew-based stuff is also pretty great.

>>10632877
Blue is a colour, not a flavour

Actually pmsl at this state of a thread, and the anons within it

>>10632877
Best ice cream is Waldmeister ice cream. To bad this stuff is unknown in America.

Step aside, faggots.

nostalgia

>>10634010
>>10638430
>>10638810
This brand's cashew stuff is really great. I'm not lactose intolerant or vegan, but I get it from time to time because it's that good.

>>10637154
>this thing is amazing
>i hate that creators of thing made thing out of need for themselves

>>10639070
That looks interesting ill try it out

>>10632877
What is it supposed to taste? Blueberry? Toothpaste? Blue?

>>10638682
The closest rite aid to me with thrifty is a good half hour away. I usually get birthday cake because they don't sell it in a carton and whatever other flavor is looking good, then I get a carton of chocolate malted crunch to go

>>10633027
D I V E R S E D
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>>10639094
No, the creators aren't vegans, they're just allergic to dairy. I hate that vegans stole it FROM them. The inventors seem like chill dudes from their interviews.

>>10639470
How did the vegans steal it? Did they break into their home and take it?

Is there even REAL ice cream? No artificial flavours and such?

>>10639607
Jesus fucking Christ, just kill yourself you smug semantic little bitch. You know exactly what I meant from the first post I made, and the one you just replied to was only an addendum, so don't be all like "hurrdurr how did they steal it huh??? :^))))" when you know god damn good and well I mean they coopted it as a way to promote their dipshit cult.

>>10633865
Rum raisin would be better without the raisin, there I said it.

This shit gave me a paradigm shift with ice cream.

>>10639954
Where did rum raisin come from, anyway? It's literally just raisins tossed into rum ice cream. No difference in recipe aside from that.

>>10633606
bam !

>>10633865
The one and only ice cream suitable for such am individual is none other than maple walnut.

>>10633606
5 gum is the axe body spray of chewing gums

>>10640916
What is the Dark Souls of chewing gums? Or the Dark Souls of ice cream?

>>10638484
>have a throat condition
Did you suck too many dicks anon?

>>10640293
mm, locust bean gum and guar gum. Those flavors pair well with garlic

For me, it's Tiger Stripe ice cream

cookies and cream
vanilla
mint chocolate chip

>>10632947
No, not fruit loops, it tastes like the milk that's left over from fruit loops. It's divine.

>>10642483
Uhh, you mean Tiger Tail?

Bow down to the king

Dondurma is the ultimate ice cream.
Doesn't even matter what flavour.
Fuck why can't there be a turkish stall selling that shit near me or something.

>he doesn't eat pure, vanilla ice cream
Have fun eating your shit-flavored desserts.

>>10634020

>>10642612
That's a dumb name. What does it have to do with the tail specifically?
It's orange with black stripes. Y'know, like a tiger's stripes.

>>10643255
Just... make your own? The only bad thing is salep is expensive here.

>>10643377
I think they're two different flavors. Tiger Tail is orange/licorice. What is Tiger Stripe?

Pecan masterrace. Best pie, best icecream.

Let the kids have their flavors. Time for a real flavor

>muh fruit loops
>these brainlets haven't realized that fruit loops were bergamot the whole fucking time
neck yourselves

>>10635177
>fucking unshelled peanuts
meme

>>10640961
Dark Souls of chewing gum is Bazooka Joe.
Souls Ice Cream is any icecream with gummi bears mixed into it.

>>10632947
like beer?

>>10639788
Just make your own. Condensed milk+heavy/whipping cream+whatever the fuck you want in it. If you can't do something that simple, you shouldn't be on /ck/.

BEST
>butter pecan
>pistachio
>peach (especially fresh)
>strawberry or vanilla yogurt
>new york cherry
>peppermint

ACCEPTABLE
>cookie dough
>mint chocolate chip
>moose tracks
>coffee

WHY
>regular chocolate chip
>plain chocolate
>superman
>bubble gum

>>10632877
Soothingly refreshing on a hot Texas summer day.

>>10634010
I sorta miss it. Mainly pizza and real cream. >>10643665
underrated

>>10632877
>>10633027
>born in Michigan
>13 summers spent there
>got to have either of these once per flavor
>live in the south now
>visits are painfully rare and too short to grab an icecream

At least there's always-
>haven't seen this poster in literal decades

... why'd you guys do this to me tonight?

>>10635177
>It HaS mOrE cReAm So iT hAs tO Be bEtTeR
Gelato isn't terrible or anything, but ice cream is just flat out better, and the only people I see that think that gelato is better are flyover's that think gelato is some exotic treat.

>>10633865
*get nausious* Who the hell likes raisins in ice cream? Just like cake you don't ever put raisins in anything other than carrot salad. You sir disgust me :P

>>10643629
>Dark Souls of chewing gum is Bazooka Joe.
More like Fruit Stripe, since it's really intense for a few minutes and then the flavor dies and you get bored.

>>10632877
Best ice cream flavor: period.

>>10633865

Dad-core level ice-cream.

This is a well known fact.

>>10644471
>carrot salad

Now I'm puking