/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10626985
uuh
uumm
uh..
give me a minute

Nothing what is the point of wasting food when I know I'm going to die anyway?

Never saw the point of these "last meals". I honestly think I wouldn't care about eating at that point, just put me to sleep or something.

baked stuffed shrimp for a meal
a gallon of milk and a jar of peanut butter for a snack

>>10626985
One 11' red sauce, mozzarella, and mild sausage pizza please!

>>10626985
Since you're bowels release after you die, I'd order something that leaves behind a huge mess of shit for the wardens to clean up after I bite the dust.

Fuck, I'd just be happy to be executed
The last meal would be secondary at this point

>>10627005
>stuffed shrimp
i have never heard of this
its the whole shrimp right? not just the tails?
this sounds delicious

>>10626985
>be deathly allergic to peanuts
>order thai food
>die of anaphylaxis

>>10626985
Depends on my mood. I'd be down for a bunch of Mexican street food right now. Some tacos al pastor and carne asada. Tamales with spicy carnitas filling. A piece of elote. And a Coke to wash it down.

>>10627014
>haha, i'll show those assholes for killing me
>some poor outsourced cleaning service gets to deal with it
ok

>>10627137
it's basically just stuffing on top of baked shrimp

cyanide. get me out asap.

Big jar of pickled herring and some crackers

my request would be the rarest truffle in the world then they'll have to spend time searching for it
and then i'll ezcape
....but i'll miss out on eating the rarest truffle in the world

>>10627194
well thats boring

>>10626985
As many chick fil a sandwiches as I can eat until I'm completely full, and a giant cup of rootbeer

>>10626985
>Your on death row one day away from being executed.
>What is your LAST MEAL?
Mom's beef and noodles, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, and her homemade bread rolls. And a slice of her pumpkin pie for dessert. It's been a few years since she passes. I still can't make it like she did, but it still is the taste of "home" for me.

>>10627268
Like most food related things it's all about execution, seasoning, etc

Ya'll know that "anything for last meal" business is made up, right? Some prisons give nothing but the regular fare, others have very limited budgets.

>>10626985
yeah I'll have uuhhhhhhh

The Eucharist

>>10627326
WRONG. We actually do get last meals

I'd do my best to kill anyone that got close enough to bring me food. Telling me in advance you intend to harm me would be stupid.

>>10626985
For me, it's the McChicken

>>10627493
Depends on your state.

>>10626985
Mint chocolate chip ice cream, 1 gal.

Timmy was the hero we needed but didn't deserve.

>>10627194
looks like someone just smushed some stuffing onto the shrimp with their fingers, like a kid trying to stick play-doh to their toys

a garbage bin full of nachos, 12 pack of beer, and Blade Runner 2049

Depends if its Ramadan

>>10627288

>>10626985
Jiro's sushi

Two pounds of grilled shrimp

>>10626985
The executioner

>>10626985
Something I'm fatally allergic to. The fuck if I'm giving them the pleasure of doing the job themselves.

>>10628172
Nice thinking outside the box, Hannibal.

>>10626985
I would like a cake with a large file baked into it LOL (it's so I can escape LOL)

>>10626997
so you never eat anything? wew

>>10626985
Share a large pizza with my executioner.

>seared foie gras on toast
>beef and vegetable soup
>irish coffee

Also firing squad please.

>>10626985
Lamb samosas with tamarind sauce, paneer tikka masala, whatever that egg curry the local Indian buffet serves is called, garlic naan, and a 2L pitcher of mango lassi. If a 1.75L bottle of vodka is a choice, I'd take that over anything because I won't be afraid of death, or even conscious after chugging enough of it. Bring out any execution method when I'm passed out and entering deadly alcohol poisoning, it's not like I'd have the mental capacity to give a shit.

Most of the things in this thread wouldn't be allowed, even in the states that still have a last meal. Many of them have limits, and all of them don't allow for alcohol. Some places just give you a pick of what the prison kitchen actually stocks.

>>10628224
>firing squad
Same, fuck getting paralyzed and then having an excruciatingly painful slow death from lethal injection while being strapped to a chair. That is dying like a dog, I'd rather take the bullet or even the decapitation.

iwillkillyou.org. get fucked you pieces of shit

>>10626985
unlimited bread sticks

semen

MY OWN HEART

>>10626985
Im pretty sure Id just order a some green tea or coffee because I wouldnt be able to eat shit

>>10626985
one child please..and a diet coke

>>10628240
Decapitation would be pretty sick because I want to know whether the head survives briefly after death. Getting directly hit by a nuke or being executed by catapult would be fun, too.

>>10628503
Catapult off a high cliff would have some comedic merit to it. Should probably televise if anyone gets around to doing this.

i have 7 days without eating ;_;

>>10628522
i hope thats by choice and not a money issue

>>10628546
choice and depression

>>10627139
Get fucked FBI

>>10628207
>>10627288
Lol

I'd like Alejandro to cook me his delightful meal of chili and sea bass, with a bottle of Sauvignon blanc to accompany it.

>>10628564
Hope you feel better soon dude

>>10627267
That is the funniest thing Ive read in some time. Did you think of that yourself?

A raw steak since i've always wondered what it would taste like but ive been to pussy to try it since i would probably get parasites

>>10629941
... it was Chilean sea bass, dude.

>>10630426
i know, it's a classic and also epic /tv/ meme where people would troll by saying it was chili and instead of chilean