/ck/ - Food & Cooking

makes me feel depressed and sluggish after a few of those

so what i do is pound an energy drink

Good price.

Fuck if ur depressed suicidal or just a fat fuck sure why not

Absolutely never again. Bar S are the worst hotdogs I have ever tried, by a large margin. Just chewing one made me completely lose my appetite, spat it right out.

Why aren't hot links a national food item?
Why the fuck can I only find them in the country grocery, not even online?
Hot links literally make hotdogs obsolete, and they're a better deal too.

Only if I also bought some box mac and cheese or canned baked beans to slice them up into.

>>10621951
Please teach me your ways

>>10621941
a pack of bar s in the microwave and a case of miller lite is my perfect evening

Bar S, not even once. Seriously mom cooked some back in the 90s once, were so shit we gave them to the dog. Dog gave a sniff and passed. True shit tier.

>>10621941
Literally everytime in my life, which is more than I'd like you admit to, that I've eaten a Bar-s product, I've gotten a migraine and projectile vomited within 12 hours...

>>10621951
Pro tip

Boil your weiners in energy drink
then drink the water

Those hot dogs fucking suck. I hope the person who made the recipe for them never meets me in public, I will slap them.

>>10621941
I only buy Hebrew National, sorry senpai. I fry my 'dogs on the stove and dress em up with katsup, musterd and diced onions

>Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Pork, Dextrose, Modified Corn Starch, Salt, Contains 2% or Less of the Following: Beef, Corn Syrup, Flavorings, Sodium Phosphates, Potassium Lactate, Potassium Acetate, Sodium Diacetate, Sodium Erythorbate, Oleoresin of Paprika, Sodium Nitrite, Smoke Flavoring

Good eatin right thur boys

>>10621941
no, but more because of wal-mart than bar s

>>10621941
I've seen dogs snub their nose at these although they are top tier when pickled properly.

>>10621941
Only if I was going to fry it to death or burn the fuck out of it on the grill. Bar S is such crap that you have to ruin it to improve it.

>>10621941
Cheap, disgusting hot dogs like those work really well under a tip up ice fishing for northern.

Don't habeeb it? Loads of videos on the tube.
https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=hot+dog+tip+up

Rich snob thread. Some people need to each cheap things. If you guys were not raised with a silver spoon in your mouths you would not snub your nose at Bar S. They are fine for the price.

>>10621968
(you)

that first bar s hot dog of the day

>>10622204

>>10621941
>Bar S hotdogs

I wouldn't take them even if you gave them to me for free.

>>10621941
Kek I knew they would be jbars before even viewing the pic.

>>10622128
That's almost identical to slimjims.

>>10622194
Anytime a food product is sold for under a dollar it's like an admission of it being terrible. It's so bad they can't even give it away, which is what 25cents certainly amounts to. Just think about it anon. 4 packs of hotdogs for 1 dollar? They are giving them away because nobody wants to buy them, not even poor people.

>>10621941
Of you’re poor and have lots of kids to feed but as many as you can freeze em and you always have food hotdogs, veggies & rice make everything nice

>>10621941
We use Bar-S hotdogs for baiting the trot line in the morning.

>>10621941
Abso-smurfing-lutely.

Damn, it feels good to be a poorfag.

>>10623210
>doesn't know what a loss leader is

>>10622128
First few ingredients seem pretty standard.

>>10623546
No I fucking don't because I'm not some dope working in a grocery market

>>10621941
I buy these even when they're 98 cents for the bologna/dogs. Chop them up or tear them up and boil them with top ramen

>>10621941
Shop at Walmart? Fuck no!

>>10622128
So it's mostly chicken, water, pork, and sugar

Meh, you do realize the order of ingredients means the first things are what make up the majority of it right?

>>10622128
mechanically separated chicken is what makes Slim Jims so good. take slimjim, cut up, simmer in chili. gives it a layer of oil fat, gonna go make some right now

>>10621941
I wouldn't eat Bar S for any less than $20 a dog. If you paid me that much I would probably be able to eat 5.

>>10622194
As a dude who grew up straddling the ghetto with minimum wage parents, nah. Even back then you couldn't pay me to eat that shit. I genuinely don't know what Bar S hotdogs are meant for, but it sure as fuck isn't human consumption.

>>10625032
Fish bait apparently.

>>10625032
wrong. you couldn't blind taste the difference between 98cent dogs and $3.50 dogs, they're all made with the exact same shit.
pretending to have standards isn't having actual standards.

>>10625117
Are you serious? Bar S has an extremely specific (and terrible) soggy texture profile. Flavor is also off, but not as extreme as the horrid, horrid texture. Seriously, we tried them and had to throw them out, ended up eating just rice and frozen vegetables for a few days that week.

Only other thing that was bad enough for us to throw away was GFS-brand chocolate morsels, which literally tasted like vomit and ruined the sheet pan cookies my mom used them in. Imagine how bad something has to taste to make someone barely scraping by toss out an entire pan worth of sheet cookies along with the offending product.

>that 26 year סld boomer who pays $5.99 for a pack of name brand mechanically separated pink slime links instead of the $0.25

>>10621941
yeah I would but
>25 cents
I would check the packages and see how soon til they expire, must be soon if they're selling them for that cheap

>>10625272
They are so full of nitrite I doubt they can expire. And they're cooked through.

>>10625241
No one eats hot dogs over the age of 20 silly.

Yes but I would eat them on a bun. I'd slice them up, put them in my toaster oven until they're crispy, and put them in a stew with some pretty heavy seasonings.

>>10625430
>I would eat them on a bun
*wouldn't

>>10621941
Yes.
Here's what you do.
>buy a dickload of those
>buy a food cart
>set up in front of the busiest bar in town
>sell hotdogs for $1 a pop
>???
>profit
This probably won't work if you live in NY or Chicago because they're snobs about hotdogs but any rural shithole this will work great.

>>10626535
A better idea is when your friendly neighborhood wally world puts them on sale buy all the cases they have and demand a 10% discount. I did that last memorial day and got 6 cases, listed on ebay for $1.00/package and cleaned up. Don't worry about refrigerated
storage, that shit has so many chemicals and preservatives it will last until the second coming of satan.

>>10626629
>listed on ebay
gtfooh.. u dont have to lie to kick it anon

>>10626629
This is a terrible attempt at a larp, /ck/ was a mistake, the mods are attempting to ruin this board and I hope they succeed.

>>10621968
[blank] lite

>>10626642
>>10626681
>we can't have fun on this board anymore.

>>10621941

>>10626681
>larp
"Live Action Role Playing"

do...do you mean to just roleplay?

i have you stupid mother fucker

what are the best 'dogs for a 'dog eating contest with the boys?

If it was anything but Bar S I would.

>>10621951
XD

>>10621951
what a healthy lifestyle you americans have

>>10621941
I shouldn't...
But, I would.

>>10624993
this isn’t always true

>>10621941
Is that ade from recycled newspaper or how come it's even that cheap

>>10622128
>oleoresin of paprika