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never eat pizza

>> No.10624688

>>10624664
im afraid its far too late for that, anon.

>> No.10624717

>>10624664
what the fuck am i looking at

>> No.10624721

>>10624664
I get this to a severe degree whenever I eat cashews, it sucks.

>>10624717
Anal leakage of oil. It's pretty awful and makes your ass perpetually slippery feeling. You can't even fart when it gets really bad because it just splatters oil everywhere.

>> No.10624723

>>10624664
go to the doctor , thats not normal

>> No.10624734
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>>10624664
that one globule on the left is so perfect.

>> No.10624742

>>10624664
Dude that's not fucking normal. I ate 16 kfc tendie strips last weekend while drunk, did not shit out oil or have any sort of leakage.
Are you a middle aged homosexual by any chance
?

>> No.10624747

OP takes alli

>> No.10624762

>>10624664

Your gallbladder or liver's fucked, mate.

>> No.10624775

>>10624721
>>10624723
clearly a staged photo, but whenever I take an oily shit it's pretty much that color but instead you can actually see the oily fats and some of mine have foam and bubbles in them like I literally shit out a beer

>> No.10624782
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10624782

>tfw this is your picture
this is from eating escolar (white fish in pic related)
they have a waxy fat that we cannot digest so it just comes out in your shit as an orange oil. Pretty much just drips right out your ass

>> No.10624784

>>10624664
you might have like liver failure or something

>> No.10624785

>>10624664
been a few months since I've seen this thread

on a serous note, if this happens to you, either your gall bladder or liver is fucked...or both. Go to a docky doct

>> No.10624801

>>10624721
you are clearly a robot.

>> No.10624806

The US are dispatching a carrier group to your toilet right now, OP. Get out of the house.

>> No.10624810

I had that when I threw up a couple times. Got it mostly from really oily foods like Chorizo.

>> No.10624831
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10624831

>>10624775
>>10624801
This is my most recent shit from eating cashews.

>>10624782
Can other fatty foods cause it?

>>10624784
>>10624785
>>10624762
I don't think so. It's been like this for over a year at least and unless I eat cashews my shits are normal.

>> No.10624834

>>10624664
Isn't this from when that one guy ate too much escol-

>>10624782
I knew it was familiar.

>> No.10624835

>>10624831
i dont know but what i do know is the OP picture is a picture i took and posted on here about a month ago...
its a pretty common problem when eating large amounts of escolar i later found out

>> No.10624843

>>10624831
Well i'll be damned.

>> No.10624845

>>10624721
Seems like you're a digestionlet.

>> No.10624862

>>10624721
>Anal leakage of oil.

This isn't a thing. Get a hold of a doctor and get your diet in check.

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10624879

Man, I knew better than to lurk here while eating. There's a thread with food that looks like diarrhea and this stupid thread with someone's literal diarrhea. Fuck you nasty motherfuckers I don't even want to eat now

>> No.10624882

>>10624862
Seems fine to me? I haven't had any real problems and for some reason this literally only happens when I eat cashews. Google tells me that people get oily shits all the time so I think it's pretty normal.

>> No.10624920

>>10624664
Thats from fish though

>> No.10624932

>>10624831
You know that cashews have a poison ivy like coating around the seed and that that is probably what is causing this. Cashews make my mouth and asshole itch if I eat too many because of that.

>> No.10624933

>>10624664
So you can eat fat without getting fat. Awesome.

>> No.10624936

>>10624933
There are drugs which inhibit fat uptake and can cause steatorrhea.

>> No.10624968

>>10624664
How much pizza did you fucking eat?