/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10621288
Picky eaters are definitely the worst. I work in the food industry and you'd be amazed how picky most people there are, even the chefs. (And then I say that a dessert is too sweet, but add that they shouldn't listen to me because I don't really eat sugary foods or sweet desserts, and everyone acts like I'm the weird one.

>>10621288
Lol, yeah I'm sure her eating habits are the deal breakers.

>>10621288
My ex told me I chewed with my mouth open. My parents never taught me manors, I've tried working on it but I keep forgetting to be proactive with it.

>Picks ingredients off of sandwich

I physically recoiled when I read that.

"X food is shit" instead of "I don't like X food"

>>10621303
OP here, I just posted her bc sh'e hot (should have wrote pic unrelated, Emma is A+), tho i see the confusion.

>>10621600
>Emma is A+
Damn right.

>>10621307
It's the sound of open-mouth chewing that gets me. As long as you know it's a problem/are addressing it, you're fine anon.

>>10621317
Was hanging out w/ white friend and made fried rice w/ ingredients lying around. His younger brothers were curious and said the food smelled good so we made extra servings.

The problem was when younger bro B started eating. picked the onions out of his MOUTH, and placed it on the napkin.

I almost slapped that honky bastard. this is why you need to beat your kids

I just want to know if her anus is brown or pink. That's all, then I can die.

Emma could pick all the ingredients off of her sandwich. It's only fair since she's going to have to pick my pubes out of her teeth, because I'm a stud.

>>10621601
The ultimate question is this-
In some alternate universe, Emma wants to date Anon. You go to dinner, everything's going alright, until-

She pours ketchup on her porterhouse steak.


What do

>>10621307
>I've tried working on it
how do you need to work on it? just close your fucking mouth. it's the natural way of eating. toddlers eat with their mouth closed. you can hear yourself chewing and smacking your lips.

>>10621628
Move on probably

>>10621637
And then make sweet love

>>10621628
buy some ketchup to put on my dick for her

In some alternate universe, Emma wants to date Anon. You go to dinner, everything's going alright, until-

She grabs a jar of mayo out of her bag and starts slathering the shit, I mean fucking piling that shit on her salad.

What do

>>10621656
inb4 feed her my mayo

>>10621656
Hey, she must be hungry.

Eats their peas one at a time.

>>10621628
>Emma wants to date Anon

Say no because she's one of those cunty feminists that asks men to change but doesn't really ask anything from women.

>>10621699
I honestly would not give a shit. I'd autistically bellow out "Decrease the gender wage gap!" as I nut on Hermione's face if that's what it takes.

Loud chewing and smacking lips

>>10621288
Saying they don't want anything but a salad or something and then trying to take shit off of my plate.

>>10621288
>go out with girl and stop at her place
>she makes me cheese on toast in the morning
>ontoawinner.jpg
>asks if I want any sauces and I ask if she's got any Worcestershire sauce
>"I told you I don't do spicy foods"
I was baffled.

>>10621730
I straight up asked a dude if he was retarded when he did this. He stopped.

>>10621733
A girl tried to justify it as 'We (girls) feel like we're not eating as much if we steal the fries off of your plate instead of ordering it ourselves.'

she later got mad at a dude for suggesting they work out together. lol.

>>10621830
like, there's no point in mouth-numbingly painful spicy shit other than asserting dominance and masochism, but people who can't handle the most basic heat need to disappear.

>Chews with mouth open
Makes me wanna choke that person. I can't think of anything more despicable.

>>10621628
>porterhouse

>food has any sort of liquid in it
>SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

>>10621730
>smacking lips

Does anyone else get infuriated when you're cooking something and someone smacks their lips at you like they're giving you a compliment? Or worse, they keep making "mmmmmm" noises as they eat? I knew someone that did this every fucking time I cooked or they ate, drove me up the wall.

there's so much complaining about other peoples' eating habits that I almost thought this was the vegan thread

People who only ever order the same exact menu item from a restaurant that has a wide range of wonderful items. Extra hate points if it's a bacon cheeseburger.

>implying anyone on /ck/ has ever been on a date

>>10621730
>>10621932
>*smacks lips*
>shiiiiet

Eating Corn Nuts with your mouth open.

Fuck you Marcus it smells awful and its loud as fuck

I had a girl tell me that I was a picky eater and that it was unattractive. It was because tasting cream cheese or sour cream causes me to get extremely nauseous.

I've tried to get better about it but when you get horribly sick multiple times after eating both as a kid, it sticks with you for a long ass time. I've gotten to the point that I can eat cream cheese in things like cheesecake or dips that use it so long as it's not overwhelming.

I don't even bother with sour cream because no matter what, I can't stop myself from heaving.

surprised no one else has said it
>silverware scraping against bowl/plate
I don't know how these people do it. somehow they miss all of their food and make loud dinging sounds. I'm basically silent when I eat.

Had a gf once who was really fucking picky and it made finding a place to eat a pain in the dick but it wasn't that that made me break up with her.

Food habits aren't a deal breaker but they're annoying as shit.

>>10621908
Yeah I don't like porterhouses either

>>10622002
Try making buttermilk crème fraiche. Use it in place of sour cream. Stupid easy and milder with better flavor.

https://youtu.be/Z-635txQuig

>>10621944
what if its a place i frequent say on the weekly or bi-weekly basis and i will order the same thing 3/4 times because it just hits the spot for me

>>10621288
gf and i went to the store to grab stuff for dinner. i told her im cooking tonight and starte grabbing stuff for what i was gonna make. pick up chili powder and she started saying how she wasn't gonna eat whatever i'm making cause she doesn't like chili powder. i was beside myself.

>>10622116
when i was younger, i would only order the double bacon cheeseburger from burgerking. granted i was like 8 so i grew out of it.

This one's the opposite of a dealbreaker.

Someone who tries to finish everything on their plate. I guess it was just the way I was raised, but when I see someone finish everything I made for them, they get a gold star.

Once got dinner at a pub with a student I was teaching at the dojo, She was a skinny girl but fucking demolished the wings/scallops we got.

HNNGGGG

>>10622317

Yeah, it's a great feeling.

>>10622116
No shame in this. What's wrong with picking and paying for something you know you like? It's better then picking something "new" and having it be a fail.

>>10621288
I never make it as far as food. If she agrees to date, I assume there's something seriously wrong with her and back right the fuck out.

>>10622735
you are correct every time.

>>10621910
I would like to inform you that this is the correct way to consume ramen.

>>10622836
Our country, our culture. When you're in Japan you can be as animalistic as you like, but when in Rome don't be a shitty guest.

>>10622009
>coworker sitting next to me had to eat his fucking breakfast in his cube every morning
>would fucking scrape the fuck out of it to get every last single fucking grain
>the first half hour of work every day for the past year has been suffering
>he got fired today

>>10621600
>i see the confusion
Do you? Because no one was confused except you ya autistic fuck.
The deal is broken long before your first date.

It seems like the "I like everything except actually there are shitloads of things I don't like" type person is quite common. It's probably something to do with it being fashionable to appear worldly and accepting of foreign cultures, despite most people having pretty rigid habits that they have trouble breaking out of. My sister is like this. "I'm a foodie, food is my life, I love cooking and trying new things", but no meat, no bony fish, no spicy food, nothing with even any visible oil, no refined grains, always insists on the same bland breakfast, etc.

>>10621971
STRAWBERRY
RASPBERRY

>>10622864
>lived with a Chinese guy at uni
>never spoke to him really
>he always ate in the kitchen alone
>the kitchen was outside my room
>I could hear the smacking of lips, sucking sounds, slobbering, farting and burping through my door
sickening

>>10622924

i hear slurping loudly is a sign of respect in asian cultures

>>10622901
This reminds me. A person describing herself as a foody is a major red flag for me, if not quite a deal breaker.

>>10621307
Don't worry anon, I'll help you learn about manors. They are large estates with motes and drawbridges. They often times have guard towers. They served as the grounds of the ruling aristocracy. They are mostly cosmetic relics of a bygone era. But they were at a time a great defensive fortification against raiders during feudal life.

>>10621301
You sound like me

I've never met a picky eater that I liked.

>>10622928
>slurping loudly
That usually comes at the end of the date for me if you know what I mean hawhaw

>>10622933
As if anyone on 4chan can pick and choose. You'll stay with whoever takes you because you're all men who hold the idea of possible sex higher than even keeping your friends. Bunch of cheating losers.

The only thing that triggered me once was that a girl was laughing at a guy who was eating by himself in a place. This was besides the fact that she doesn't like onions

>>10623097
>angry roastie mad because she can't pick and choose either
Tick... tick... tick... I can hear that biological clock all the way from here.

>>10623097
No, as far as sexuality goes I'm happy to just masturbate. I'd like a decent woman to accompany me through life, but I'm not so desperate for it that I'd settle for someone I'm deeply dissatisfied with.

>>10622971
Thank you, Wilson, that will be all.

>>10621288
Well obviously she has to know how to cook. If not, stay away.

>>10621635
>it's the natural way of eating.
The natural way of eating is holding your porterhouse/tbone with your hands and tearing bites out of it; your mouth opening a little bit during each chew to facilitate airflow spreading the aroma/taste throughout your olfactory senses.

>>10621288
Anyone who claims to not like onions in any sort of capacity - they are retarded; avoid.

>>10621862
>like, there's no point in mouth-numbingly painful spicy shit other than asserting dominance and masochism, but people who can't handle the most basic heat need to disappear.
You don't know what Worcestershire sauce is, do you?

>>10623169
As a kid I only ate raw onions.
Only when I moved out, I started appreciating cooked and fried ones.
Today, I eat everything but soy-based stuff and leek.

>>10623232
Nice post. You should start a blog or if you already have what is the link?

>>10621301
So you’re a picky eater as well you arrogant prick

>>10622317
Women have this terrible habit of leaving one morsel on their plate so I agree, it’s very impressive. Especially if they’re eating the fat on a steak or whatever.

>>10623288

That's like saying that getting a buzz from a couple of beers and not being able to drink vodka without a mixer makes you a picky eater just because you're not an alcoholic. When most people drink soda in lieu of water their taste buds are basically fucked and they have to eat disgustingly overly sweet garbage to consider it a dessert.

>>10622924
This always happens with the Chinese roommate

>spend time at gfs city with her
>she lived there for 8 years
>has no idea where to eat
>lets me pick restaurant from review app ratings or she picks one herself
>9/10 times she complains about food
>complains I chose the restaurant
>finally find an ok restaurant once
>awkwardly eat there for lunch and dinner 2 days in a row

>>10623439
>lets me pick a restaurant from review app ratings

Christ alive

>>10621733
that's why you're equipped with utensils
to protect your meal

>picky eater

I feel like I'm watching Seinfeld, is reality blending together again

>>10621288
People like OP are a dealbreaker for me

>>10621301
a picky eater has a stronger sense of taste
it's natural for chefs, people that care about food to have an elevated sense of taste

I had a relative with no sense of taste from an accident, they would eat anything

>>10623614
>I had a relative with no sense of taste from an accident, they would eat anything

how do I get "an accident"?

>>10623621
her dad would throw her up in the air
one time he didn't catch her and she landed on her nose
had no sense of taste or smell after
ben or jerry is similar

>>10621288
when someone takes a bite of food off a fork or spoon and slides it out it out scraping it across their teeth

>>10621862
really mature and cool to ask someone "straight up" if they are retarded. what an asshole you are

>>10623734
are you female pls be my ck gf

>>10622864
>Eating breakfast at work
I used to have a colleague who did that. He'd be 40 minutes into his day before he'd even think of starting to actually work.
Was a noisy bastard too.

>>10622864
>>10623819
My obese coworker is always making loud slurping noises and breathing hard from the exertion of inhaling a 3 egg omelette, 6 strips of bacon, and hashbrowns (he's "working out" so he "needs the protein")

There's nothing more unappetizing than watching or listening to a fat person eat

>>10621288
>Chews with mouth open
Agreed
>Vegetarian, vegan, celiac, big allergies that would make daily life a pain in the ass when it comes to cooking and eating
Thank fuck my woman isn't a genetic weakling

>>10623103
What an utter cunt. I'd love to say that I'd have got up and gone to sit with him, leaving her alone instead.
But honestly, I'm very lonely and would probably just agree with her.

>>10623768
What if that dude turned out to be 35? I don't get retards who try to read posts smaller than the average tweet for "gender characteristics", it reeks of blog-readers.

> Treats waitstaff/servers like shit, complains about service, is generally a rude or entitled fucker in a restaurant
If it is justified and we have received GENUINELY poor service, then sure, handle it appropriately. But don't be a god damn asshole. I cut my teeth as a busser then as a waitress. I have a lot of empathy for people in the service industry.

> Shitty table manners (slurping, loudness, mouth open, sloppiness, smacking, audible chewing, making a mess, etc)
Oh my god it is repulsive.

> Scraping of knife/fork/utensils on either plates or teeth
This is more of an irritation than a dealbreaker to be honest though. Same goes for incredibly militant vegans or vegetarians or (trend-following) gluten-free jerks. Basically anyone who has a "diet" that they blatantly advertise like it is a major personality trait that defines them as a special individual instead of it just being some fucking food. I won't dump someone over it but it IS definitely very annoying. Shut up and eat your deconstructed all-organic soy-powered locally sourced Faux Cyprus Pepper Risotto. I don't care. I'm allergic to avocadoes but I don't go making a god damned Instagram post over it every time I grab a California Roll.

>>10623839
huh? chill out autismo

>>10623851
Let us fap to your pics anon

>>10621613
Hey king retard, is it too much effort to type "with" or did you go out of your way to butcher your post into niggerspeech?

>>10623851
Imagine thinking people care about what you say to this degree

>>10623934
I imagine that's what being a roasty is like every second of every day

>>10623927
>n*ggerspeech

back to /pol/ with you honey

>>10623927

Go /pol/poster shoo shoo

Ironically, the dealbreaker in Emma Watson's case is that she's not picky ENOUGH about what goes in her mouth.
Specifically Weinsteins wrinkly Jew dick.

>>10623937
>niggers are a mistake
self-censoring on an anon site... fucking retarded children.

>>10623166
>to facilitate airflow
No. Normal people breathe through their nose.

>i don't drink water

>>10623097
Love how many salty tumblr slags come here these days.

>>10624090
everyone must be drinking water...?

>>10624090
Holy shit this, I thought it was a 4chan meme but legit surprised such people exist.

>>10624442
why would I drink water, it has not flavor - literally anything is better

>>10624478
Yeah, water goes in the toilet. And it has no electrolytes.

>Won't eat anything and everything known or assumed to not kill people
>Subhuman scum that should be wiped from the face of the earth

>>10623097

I've fucked a lot of broads, anon. dated a few good ones, fucked it up because of my own mental issues and hatred toward myself.

now that i'm at the point In my life where i'm fairly happy with myself, I don't "need" somebody so I can afford to be picky. I've broken it off with the last four girls I've been sort of seeing for various reasons.

the one girl said "mmmmmmm" after every bite of food she took. she flew out to seattle from Cleveland to hang with me for a few days and thankfully I was working as a sous there so I was working 12 hour days, but on the one day we were able to hang out I was about to stab myself in the neck with a fork like ten times that day because she wouldn't stop saying "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" after every fucking bite of food we ate.

settling is for cowards. and fuck picky eaters, open mouth chewers, and "mmmmmmm"ers

>>10624442
its scary there are people who do not drink water, poor upbringing i guess

>>10622971
good post

>>10623168

>>10621288
>Chews with mouth open
This is mine. I broke my brothers nose over this, not that I dated him but you see how I feel about this.

>>10621288
>There was this one chick who said she only eats Burritos.

That was the deal breaker after a long string of deal breakers I allowed.

>>10623985
>Specifically Weinsteins wrinkly Jew dick.
Hohoho shenanigans.

>>10624702
I knew a girl with a tic like this. She had to issue a giggle after everything she said except it sounded like she was choking on something viscous. You know what her background had init that fucked her up so bad that she had an unconscious need to seek approval for every utterance that left her mouth? Which is also the underlying cause of yours "mmmmm" thing?

No daddy.

>>10625673

nah her parents are still together. she was born in the ukraine where they had electricity rations so maybe it was cause she was used to poverty food?

she said she also had a fetish for trains (whatever that means) because they are really "efficient" and "hot". i was cool with like, fucking her on train tracks or whatever but the "mmmmmmm" thing i just could not handle.

>>10621288
I fucking hate girls who don’t fucking eat. I went on a date with this Russian girl a while back, we went to an AYCE Japanese place. Cost 27.00per person. She ate 3 pieces of sushi. Not 3 orders, 3 goddamn pieces.

I was pissed.

>>10621288
anyone who likes lettuce, tomato, and pickles on their beef burgers

>>10623103

Girls, or anyone for that matter, who doesn't feel compassion or empathy are a major turn-off and should be exiled from society.

Food related, those who don't want to even try something new. Or pick the fat off steaks.

>>10625950

>$27 per person

wow anon, really breaking the bank there huh

>>10625968
That’s not the point. 27.00 isn’t a lot of money, but it sure is for 3 fucking pieces of sushi.

>>10625990

did she suck your cock after? that's all that matters

>>10625995
No, I bailed because she was fucking nuts. She was super religious, told me the Jews were devils because they killed Jesus, said Ukrainians should be exterminated, just a whole slew of batshit. Probably would’ve fucked me, she wanted to go drinking after dinner, but I dipped and never contacted her again.

My ex would only ever order a burger or fajitas anywhere we went and it bothered the shit out of me

>>10626032

you should have pumped and dumped, son. all the green lights for a hardcore sex romp were there. on a 1-10 scale, how hot?

>>10626064
She was pretty hot, I guess maybe an 8. I didn’t want her knowing where I lived, though. I can l8ve with not banging her, I suspect it would’ve been way more trouble than it was worth.

>>10626074

it always is, brother.. it always is. you had already committed time and money though, but you'd know better than i whether it was headed toward disaster.

>>10623614
Keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, everyone else is laughing at you.

>>10623614

is this really how tastelets try to cope? pathetic..

>>10621288
>"I don't like X."
>"Have you ever tried it cooked lik-"
>"No, I've never EATEN it, I just know I won't like it."

Alternatively.

>refusing to eat anything but plain cheese pizza
>refusing to eat pizza crust
>won't try anything new, even once, and resorts to chicken/french fries even at nicer places
>asks for a dozen special requests on a dish
>loud, sloppy ass eating noises

Even I'll pick off an ingredient I don't like and quietly place it aside, but I'm not going to throw a fit that it touched the rest of my food, or demand the dish be changed just for me and my taste.

>>10621830
>>10621862
I once shared an order of mozzarella sticks with a coworker around lunch time one afternoon. She told me the marinara sauce was too spicy for her when I offered some more...

>>10626032
>She was super religious, told me the Jews were devils
>this is a bad thing

>>10626283

i mean, it isnt first date convo

>>10621301
Yeah, fuck people that don't like the taste of certain things!

>>10626032
she sounds perfect

>>10623581
this

>>10622735
faggot

>>10623103
>girl was laughing at a guy who was eating by himself in a place
based

>>10623836
>I'd love to say that I'd have got up and gone to sit with him
Why do you think he would have wanted that.
>>10624702
Imagine thinking people care about what you say to this degree

>i dont care what restaurant we go to, you decide
>not there
>not there.
>not there
>not there.
>not there
>not there.
>not there
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>>10621628
Nothing because I don't care.
Steakfags are more pretentious than wine and whiskey fags.

>>10622120
What a bitch holy shit

>>10623734
Are you retarded????

>>10622971
Castle's can have a lot of dust motes in the air yeah.

>>10623937
>>10623948
Same niggerposter

>>10621301
>I'm allergic to gluten please make sure that its gluten free
Okay, no soy sauce.
>no thats okay I just can't have gluten.

Its always the "educated" cunts too.

>>10626032
What the fuck? She was perfect, you nutsucking FAGGOT

Unironically kill yourself

>>10627259
seething

>>10623734
Please leave.

>when he doesn't leave a tip

>>10627356
Yea well he's probably paying for your meal whore so shut the fuck up unless you want to tip the worthless retard that serves my food.

>>10627464
buttblasted incel detected

>>10623614
Has she tried checking out a chiropractor?
Sounds weird but there's one dude that had an accident and couldn't taste anything for a few months. Saw a chiropractor and after a few adjustments got his sense of taste back. https://youtu.be/HzUhwOMFB0s

>>10621288
>"I'm not a picky eater! I just don't like xyz because of the textuuure"

Standard onions are shit though, and my dislike lead me to patrician leeks. People use them in everything because they are cheap. I was better for it in the end.

>>10622971
this is beautifully written

>>10621862
there is no point in sensory experiences or preference beyond what I find tasteful and you are ruining your white bread if you think otherwise. I'm also a fag.
fixd

>>10623836
God, I hate it when I'm spending time out alone and someone comes up to me like I'm some sort of charity case. Unless you're coming on to me, just mind your own business.

>>10621288
>worn to shit nonstick pans that everything sticks to
>is anti-nonstick pans ever because something something the chemicals literally turn the frogs gay
>makes a big deal about not liking pineapple on pizza
>uses margarine or pam
>doesn't like olives, tomatoes, or pickles
>bought into the "MSG is BAD" meme
>or the "Gluten Intolerant" meme without having Celiac disease
>doesn't like sushi
>metal utensils on a teflon pan
>only cooks ramen and box mac and cheese
>only uses a keurig for coffee
>drinks excessive amounts of soda
>like corn tortillas over flour tortillas
>can't make decent scrambled eggs
>MUH GMO's
>is afraid to go past medium-high heat

>>10628337
You very rarely want to go past medium-high heat. Especially if your pan isn't nonstick.

>>10621699
Every feminist I've eaten with has insisted on paying half in order to not be patronized

>>10628405
Same here, but then they got upset when I suggested we pay for our own orders instead of half. I'd had a very cheap meal both times because I wasn't sure if I was going to have to pay, so was on the losing end of the deal anyway.

Plus they didn't put out, but I guess you can't expect that on a first date.

>>10628200
That's something that actually happens to you? lmao

>>10621288
chews with mouth open is probably the worst
i once dated this girl who ate super fast, too. i wouldn't even be a 1/4 of the way through my meal and she'd be done. for some reason this made me want to hit her. i never did. the whole pigging out thing just provokes some sort of rage thing in me. it seemed as if, when she ate, she enjoyed it too much. soon after dumping her, i realized the way most people eat pisses me off. their facial expressions, their eyes. i eat alone nowadays. otherwise, my meal is ruined.

>>10621288
The deal breaker for me is if they like raw steak over actually cooked steak.

>>10629092
because you'll feel less masculine?

>>10622847
>implying it's animalistic

Slurping ramen atomizes the broth and provides maximum flavor extraction for your tastebuds. It is objectively, physically and demonstrably the only correct way to eat ramen.

>>10621288
>>Chews with mouth open
This

>>10622317
I also like when a girls willing to eat something that's guaranteed to make a mess I.e burritos, ribs, sloppy burgers
Makes me feel like she's comfortable around me to eat like a pig rather than taking gay little lady nibbles

>>10628971
The open mouth chewing is normal to hate, but if you literally can’t eat around anyone that’s sounds like a (you) problem

>>10621693
Underrated post

>>10621910
Don’t go to Asia anon

>>10627232
Underrated post

>>10623312
No, it's more like someone who refuses any and all drinks if there's even a drop of vodka in it because of the taste or smell.

>>10621288
I like to take girls for pho on the first date. If she won't try tripe or tendon, I know she's not for me.

>>10630343

tripe is fucking gross, though

>>10630480
I guess you're not getting a second date, then.

>>10630343
That’s a good idea anon

>orders steak in a restaurant that's not a steak-restaurant
No matter if it's perfectly medium it's still a shitty choice and i'd much rather pick something the restaurant is based around on instead of the generic steak-meal.

>>10630540
>perfectly medium
What does he mean by this?

>>10630542
That's it a perfect medium steak?

>>10621288
None because I'm not a fucking autist.

>>10626032
SHE WAS PERFECT

>>10622002
Sour cream is fucking horrendous anyways, just tastes like wet nothing. Actively subtracts from any dish it's present it (sauces are fine though).

>>10626032
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>10621550
"deep fried turds is shit" is objectively true though.