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i found out the secret to eating healthy. basically you just have to eat “wet” food. potato chips for example are bad for you but mashed potatoes are good for you even though they are essentially the same thing. also its best to eat meat as rare as possible because cooking dries it out. vegetables should be steamed or boiled instead of roasted because it keeps them wet. this concept applies to all food. you cannot prove me wrong. milk is really healthy because it is liquid food

>> No.10620730

>>10620714
Thanks for letting us know.

>> No.10620745
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You should be having this HEALTH debate and conversation with >>>/fit/ tbqh.

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>>10620730
Ya! That's how I feel.

>> No.10620751

ITT: op stumbles upon water content as a proxy for caloric density

Stop. Just stop.

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>>10620751
Op's a funny one!

>> No.10620779

>>10620751
i got the idea from this video
https://youtu.be/SJIMFWOua9c
he talks about how we need to drink so much water compared to animals because we eat dry food.

>> No.10620782

>>10620779
Then drink water dumb fuck

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>>10620779
Actually watching that. Actually taking any of that guys advice. Are you okay op?

>> No.10620806

>>10620794
you mock me because you are asleep. you have mental illness and health probelms you wont acknowledge because you sit smugly in your ivory tower of “science”. you are a fag

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>>10620806
you're on the wrong boards, baby doll! Head over to >>>/fit/ and >>>/x/

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>>10620826

>> No.10620834

Will I start losing weight on an all tapioca pudding and mountain dew code red diet?

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>>10620830

>> No.10620851

>>10620834
i dont know maybe. it wouldnt be good though because you be missing many important nutrients.

>> No.10620859

>>10620851
But it's wet.

>> No.10620870

>>10620859
like your gf’s pusy when she sees me

>> No.10620885

>>10620836
Based Oprah!

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>>10620870
>tfw no gf

>> No.10620939

>>10620794
>>10620826
>>10620836
based tumblr gif poster!

>> No.10621224

>>10620714
And it's why I drink only wet water OP

>> No.10621922

>>10620714
I like your logic. I feel it will greatly benefit the flow of the four elements through the humours of my body.

>> No.10622527

>>10620714
Ah yes, you should avoid nuts in their natural state, but when processed into a fatty butter type spread, they're good

>> No.10622555

>>10620714
Great

my all beer diet is as healthy as I suspected!
thanks anon

>> No.10623861

There is no way that mashed potatoes are healthier for you when butter and sour cream are used in those recipes.

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>>10620714
True. This is why our ancestors could go up to a month without drinking water. They didn't eat dry foods.

>> No.10624098

>>10620714
OP you might want to look into medieval alchemy.
They were very anal about the whole DRY/WET dichotomy (also HOT/COLD).

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ITT only post healthy foods. I'll start with one of the most obvious because of just how "wet" it is.. chocolate pudding.

>> No.10624281

>>10620779
check out that marvelous forehead

>> No.10624311

>>10620714
Should I eat your mom op? Do you know if shes wet or dry?

>> No.10625879

>>10620714
this could become the new meme diet after Paleo inevitably dies out

>> No.10625962

>>10620745
>a doctor who hates fat people opens a restaurant to kill them faster

Dude's like a movie villain

>> No.10627518

>>10620714
Ice cream (wet) vs Dehydrated fruit (dry)
Tell me which on is better OP

>> No.10628605

>>10620765
God 90's hillary duff was hot