/ck/ - Food & Cooking

how do i not drink

>>10618490
Do drugs.

>>10618490
How much do you drink?

>>10618495
alcohol is a drug
can i do alcohol

>>10618489
Somebody suggested /s4s/

What do you think?

>>10618496
10 pints every day

>>10618498
s4s is nice board, would probably work out well.
but we'd have to have a way of letting people know we're gonna be there

>>10618489
What part of fuck off to /r9k/ do you not understand?

I created a thread on /s4s/

>>>/s4s/6705719

this is dogshit, mods can fuck off. just leave us alone

>>10618512
/s4s/ is better

>>10618497
yes

>>10618522
>>10618497
But you have to buttchug it so you don't drink.

>>10618515
>>10618515
>>10618515
>>10618515

>>10618527
Some guy already told us to fuck off, we should go somewhere else

mods at least put up a sticky or something if you don't want people to keep posting these threads in /ck/

what we drinking tonight

>>10618533
s4s is weird, its literally the shitposting board so don't take anything they say personally

>>10618533
What about /r9k/?

>>10618533
/r9k/ ?

>>10618540
we tried that, it's terrible there

>>10618540
that board sucks, the posters are all teenagers

We should probably go to /trash/ because we're literally human-garbage.

I still support s4s because at least they will check our dubs for us

>>10618545
Good idea!

we shouldn't move at all, just keep making threads until whichever dickhead keeps deleting us fucks off.

This is a FOOD and COOKING board so you whiney faggots should fuck off

Go to AA. There, no need for these dumb pity party threads anymore. Haha jk, we know you just want to jerk each other off and be sad. Fuck off

>>10618559
alcohol is food

>>10618559
You realize we're also the ones making cooking/food threads. If we're gone ck will die

>>10618568
So just make the food threads and not this dumb thread then? Are you retarded?

>>10618570
Are you even a cook yourself? If alcohol threads are gone from /ck/ i will stop posting here for sure.

>>10618575
>i will stop posting here for sure
Promise?!

>>10618535
even if al/ck/ leaves, the board will be flooded with every alcohol related question that would otherwise have just been contained there. /ck/ is all al/ck/ now.

>>>/tv/98704865

Let's try /tv/. Most people drink beers while watching sports on tv, so it's related.

>>10618559
>whined the faggot

>>10618595
>>>/tv/98704865

>>10618595
I think the mod said it has to be on r9k or one of the boards with no topic (b, s4s, bant, trash)

>>10618601
All of those are shit. What about other chans?

8ch's /ck/ is perfect, they even have flags.

>>10618602
420chan has a whole board for you fucks

>everyone just meekly complies
where are the angry drunks? fuck this

thread on s4s got ruined by autists fast

>>10618617
its gonna happen, they're not as bad as robots imo

>>10618617
that's just [s4s]
it grows on you after a while

>>10618559
I dont post in al/ck/ threads but it's unfair to have an established general forced out when the mods let blatant /pol/-bait shitposts stay up for days. Last week we had a thread that was literally just talking about the girl in OP's pic's tits, and another thread talking about single motherhood with. Both of those threads had food/cooking mentioned less than 10 times. If both of those threads get to stay up for days along with the other shitposts then why can't al/ck/?

>>10618640
janny is prob muslim or something

Poor old alkies.
Wandering the site like lost souls unable to find a home.
Wherever they settle they meet only hostility and ridicule.
Kind of a metaphor for their lives.
Screencap this as I believe the thread is about to get nuked.

if this general gets killed then 4chan can just fuck off. the whole point of this place was that it used to be lawless, if they're going to police it like fucking reddit then the whole site can do one

>>10618489
>name field instead of subject field

>>10618712
>a thread run by inebriated individuals

>>10618575
do it faggot and leave the playground for us big boys
>>10618712
really makes you think doesn‘t it?

>>10618712
it's a thinking man's thread

>al/ck/ threads being deleted

>>10618778
truly best timeline

>>10618778
just keep posting, fuck em

also I enjoy home made food cooked with recipes from /ck/

anyone else here mix milk with whisky or am i mental

>>10618796
why would you do this

>>10618801
milk is delicious and good for your bones

>>10618802
sounds spooky

>>10618796
that sounds terrible

>>10618796
nothing wrong with it keep drinking it up

Posting here is like living with sudden death syndrome.

>>10618820
wish i was a sids baby desu

al/ck/ refugee holding area:
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>>10618820
>living with sudden death syndrome

>>10618901
>not paying a hitman to kill you at some random time within the next 40 or so years

are we auto saging?

>>10618929
are we?

test

you ever intentionally push a full drink onto the floor and watch it spill all over the carpet and just wonder what the fuck youre even doing
is this what its like to have no more fucks left to give

>>10618977
I've thrown a couple at the wall. Used to be a right angry boy

man I just don't know what to do with myself today, feel like I have shitloads of energy and nothing to really do with it. I want to hang out in the sun with someone but all my friends live far away.

also food cooking etc etc

has everyone migrated to another board? where are you lads?

qq: is two bottles of vodka too much or too little?

>>10619096
2 is fine, just take it slowly and enjoy it. don't fuck yourself up and get blacked out

>>10619100
But the black out is what I’m after

>>10619106
don't do it lad. go slow and keep it together

test to see if the mod autosaged this thread too just like he autosaged the /sip/ gen

>>10619167
Yep, it's autosaging. Fucking garbage mod, there are a dozen different off topic threads up right now and a dozen more literal shill threads and he's autisticly fixated on us. They need to fire this fucking clown, this is one of the most blatant examples of favoritism I've seen on any board I've frequented. I would make a thread on /qa/ but it's not like it would do anything.

>>10619170
shiteatingchan is 90% kids now anyway, there has to be a better place for al/ck/

Imagine being such a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being that seeing other human beings congregating in a harmless gen and talking about their problems flies them into an autistic rage. I wouldn't be surprised if the mod that did this was a woman, a man would NEVER get jealous and upset seeing other men engage in friendly banter and advice. I bet the mod is a fucking roastie.

>>10619170
just keep posting as normal. eventually they'll get bored and fuck with someone else

I'm not an alcohol. I just like shit posting in alck threads because the (you)s are so easy to get.

>>10618545
legit best idea for now. is it a fast moving board?

>>10619329
my melanin enriched brother

>put coca cola and various alcoholic drinks in a cocktail shaker because im retarded
>shake it super hard
>fizzes intensely instantly and it basically explodes all over me and my kitchen

fugg

why the fuck would these threads move? Alcohol is covered under food and beverage.

>>10619469
they won't, they'll just spill over onto /ck/, there are probably near as many posters in al/ck/ threads as as in all others combined. /ck/ is al/ck/ now.

>>10619469
its not the alcohol thats the problem, its "alcoholism" and the life that stems from that. we talked about our drinking habits, how it affects life, and more moral issues, that was statedin the original closed thread.
if anything al/ck/ belongs in /his/ lol

good candidate boards are
/his/
/trash/
what else? i feel like /r9k/ and [s4s] are out of the question.

>>10619554
here you go
r/alcoholicsanonymous

the thread that got canned was named as a music thread
It had YouTube links to music
it had fuck all to even resemble food or cooking
you bought it on yourselves

>>10619619
fuck off cop

>>10619693
dont come back crying when youll get mughed by jamal then you ungrateful fuck

>>10619554
Why would Histories and Humanities accept this thread?

>>10619872
in reference to the philosophical idea of living with alcoholism, and its troubles that it brings. "oooh the humanity". we ask a lot of questions here in al/ck/ so it seemed appropriate.

>>10618796
Yeh it breddy gud.

The s4s thread is rather interesting. I appreciate the shitposters.

Let's try /trash/?

>>10619988
let;s try telling this nazi mod to get fucked. we've done nothing wrong

>>10618712
I've been on 4chins for years and it's the 1st topic I started. I'm really worried.

>tfw hitting the end of a big bender
wew lad

there's nowhere to go. so i won't go anywhere.