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They're like a fat girl -- lots of fun, but you don't really want your friends to see you with them.

Pic related is fantastic on a hot day.

>> No.10615040

>>10614993
Whomst'd've here enjoys Mexican macro lagers like Corona and Modelo? They're great summer beers IMO. Low alcohol so you don't get dehydrated quickly, but not too low, and they taste slightly better than BMC and company. The only things I hate about them are that the calories to alcohol ratio is probably the highest among all types of beers, and they cost almost as much as lower-end craft beers, so it's hard to justify buying them when it's not summer.

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>> No.10615060

>>10614993
>you don't really want your friends to see you with them.
You need better friends, or stop giving a shit what you think people think about you. That stuff is the prefect summer drink.

>> No.10615063

>>10614993
Are fat girls really that fun?

>> No.10615070

>>10615040
They intentionally skunk the beer because they know gringos will drink the shit up.

>> No.10615071
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Do people really think this? They are shy about the beer they drink? No one cares. Just drink your appletini, faggot.

>> No.10615074

>>10614993
Are your friends "really in to IPAs?"

>> No.10615075

>>10615070
>they intentionally make it worse

huh?

>> No.10615077
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>>10615040
I don't buy Corona or Modelo but I do like it. Mom use to drink Corona almost exclusively and recently has switched to Modelo strangely enough. It's always nice to have one whenever I go to visit Mom or she comes to town to visit.

>> No.10615078

>>10615071
I never give people shit for what they drink, but Ciders are pretty gay

>> No.10615085

>>10615077
I hope your mom gets cirrhosis and breast cancer

>> No.10615088

>>10615077
Checked.

>> No.10615090

>>10615077
Ever have a Tecate? It's god-tier with a lime wedge shoved in

>> No.10615092

>>10615060

t. fat chick with pleb tastes

>> No.10615095
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>>10615078
>tfw no such scruples
>tfw a cold cider on a muggy summer evening while watching the dogs play in the back yard

>> No.10615099

>>10615060
You need a better sense of humor.

>> No.10615103

>>10615088
Checked

>> No.10615104
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>>10614993
Literally consume truckloads of this stuff when it gets above 80F.

>> No.10615105

>>10615090
Never with a lime, but that's Dad's spanish beer of voice. I've had them. Still, stuff like corona, modelo, tecate, dos x, they are okay but not my favorite. I'll just drink them if they are around and I usually enjoy them. When I buy beer I have to buy those garbage black as death beers. Imperial stouts and shit. Maybe I'm just so use to those that any lighter beer would seem refreshing.

>> No.10615106

>>10615095
As a Brooklyn-ite, I'm jealous of your dogs and your yard, but not your taste

>> No.10615108

>>10615103
>>10615088
Go back to /b/ faggot

>> No.10615113

>>10615063
No, they are what you fuck after 6am if you failed to get anything better and are horny

>> No.10615116

>>10615092
>pleb tastes
want to guess how I know you are an insufferable prick that lives you life worried about how you think people are judging you?

Ciders and shandys are wonderful drinks on a hot summer afternoon or evening.

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>>10615104
>California

>> No.10615140

>>10614993
Sort of ashamed to say I really like this stuff

>> No.10615141
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Too bad Shiner doesn't make it anymore, at least not in any meaningful way. This year they've made some but it's only in these variety 6 packs so if you want 6 you have to switch beers around. Strawberry beer is the new thing and it's OK but I want my prickly pear back.

>> No.10615163

Shut up and drink your beer. Jesus.

>> No.10615172

>>10615140
No shame, it is refreshing as fuck.

>> No.10615178

>>10615117
>he doesn't like the best beer in the country because of stupid preconceptions about one of the largest and most diverse states in the union and has probably never even been west of the mississippi

>> No.10615414

>>10615056
Pineapple cider is the shit
Although one time I had one that literally tastes like they just added canned pineapple juice to their cider

>> No.10615449

What about your own homemade

MICHELADAS

Ice Cold Mug
Soy sauce/worcestershire sauce
Hot sauce
Tajin on rim/in drink
Fresh lime squeezed
Mexican lager/ really whatever you like
Clamato

The best. Around. Never going to let you down.

>> No.10615494

>>10615104
mah nigga

>> No.10615553

Is this the new alcy thread??

>> No.10615609

>>10614993
Bought a 24oz can of this at a gas station had to struggle to get it down. Disgusting, I'll stick with beer thanks

>> No.10615647

>>10615609
Same. A buddy of mine bought me one a few weekends ago and I drank a little over half before quietly dumping the rest. It was like watered down light beer mixed with shitty lemonaid.

>> No.10615720

>>10615178
I'm from Oregon and that beer is garbo. Try a real beer like Great Notion's Juice Jr., Flam Tap, Workhorse, Pamplemousse, or Abominable by Hopworks and you'll see why Fireshit Wanker and virtually every other beer from Cali is fucking gross.

I'm glad I live in an area where I can bike 15 meters in any direction and stop at a craft brewery to sample the best beer on Earth. I genuinely feel sorry for you if you actually tricked yourself into thinking that swill is any better than bud light, coors or any other flyover pisswater.

>> No.10615732

>>10615720

I used to live in PDX too, but California still makes better beer. And I was talking about California beer, not Firestone in particular.

>> No.10615736

>>10615720
i lived in california for most of my life until a couple years ago when i moved to oregon. californias craft beer shits all over oregon, no question.

>> No.10615742

>>10615732
>>10615736
This is what pure, unadulterated delusion looks like folks

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Best ice cold summer beer coming through, and I don't give a fuck who sees me.

>> No.10615762

>>10615090
>>10615105
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>> No.10615839

>>10615720
>>10615732
>>10615736
I live in Seattle and I'm just here to laugh at you and your shit taste. PDX uses way too many hops to the point of being overbearing and Cali has the most generic, flavorless "beer" in america modeled after the Mexican trash they import.


Two Beers Brewing Co. make a Cold Brew Coffee Brown Ale that shits on anything South of here by miles.

Epic Ale's Salty Ghost is the best beer in America by far

>> No.10615851

>>10615839

SoCal > Oregon > NorCal >>> Washington

>> No.10615863

>>10615851
Washington >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boregon>>>>>>> ShitCal= sNorCal

>> No.10616916

>>10615140
>ashamed
Nothing tastes better after hours of working under the hot summer sun, anon.
An unfiltered Sunrye from Redhook used to be it, but I only found unfiltered once.

>> No.10616931

Cheap vodka and gatorade.

>> No.10617003

>>10615745
How does it compare to High Life?

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>>10615141

I miss this SO FUCKING MUCH

>> No.10617043

>>10615040
Don't support Modelo. The brewery sucks up groundwater in an already water-starved area. Plus their beer sucks and the people who buy it suck too.

>> No.10617098

>>10617043
Not to defend the quality of Modelo, but if you really want to eat only food produced "ethically", you would have to eat only food you grew yourself.

>> No.10617111

>>10617098
>le appeal to hypocrisy maymay
Wow, get a load of this mysterious cynical man of the world. I bet you only drink whisky, neat?

>> No.10617124

>>10617098
There's layers to it. I don't pretend to be Mr Morality but there's some companies I refuse to support with my money. Nestle is another company who hoards water rights from needy people and I absolutely will not buy any of their products.

>> No.10617169

>>10615060
>>10614993
one of my friends actually introduced me to Leinenkugel. It's good. I've seen rednecks driving pick ups with cases of the stuff.

>> No.10617183
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>>10615141
although it has grapefruit in it as well Otra Vez is comparable and Sierra Nevada has a wide distrubtion.

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Hitachino has some good crisp refreshing beers. This one is pretty great cold with its sour plum flavor. A little pricy though

>> No.10617203

>>10615078
>the preferred drink of Irish bare knuckle boxers
>pretty gay

>> No.10617215

>>10615040
The idea that mexican piss water is a "summer beer" is pure marketing bullshit. Buy American piss water, it's cheaper.

>> No.10617225

>>10615449


>Do Mexicans really do this?

>> No.10619528

>>10617003

Not sure. Don't have high life here (am leaf). I'm curious to find out now though.

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Out in the sun in the park with buds, playin cornhole. Nothing better than a bud light

>> No.10620697

>>10617225
yeah man it's good. they're way common in socal/Texas

>> No.10620726

>>10614993
Crew Republics Munich Summer is great for summer

and more great Munich summer beer:
Lemon Drop Triple from Giesinger is based aswell, as is their Craft-Schankbier

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I love this shit in the summer. Not even reluctant to drink it in public, fuck it.

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>>10614993
Fuck your friends if they can't enjoy anything past piss-water lite beers. Let me guess, they also only eat boiled steak and potato? Summer beers are fantastic. Seasonal beers and themed beers are there to enjoy the variety of taste to people who have a palate that's evolved past eating fucking grass.

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This shit is like crack for me, it basically tastes overwhelmingly like peaches but in a good way it's very fruity but not too sweet at the same time.

I don't care about what my friends think they all have terrible taste in drinks.

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Been drinking Upper Canada lager the last few summers, cheap and it gets the job done.

>> No.10622392

>>10615060
This.
Chill and enjoy a good drink.....and a gordita if you're into that.

>> No.10622406

>>10619528

>>10617003

Found some high life to compare. The golden banquet is less hoppy and has a cleaner finish. They're both drinkable as hell though.

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