/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>when lardasses get triggered because her linguine recipe isn't amerifat enough for them

>>10613208
> BA has two resident food pawg mommies

>>10613208
for me it's Maddie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpSBFg9fwWs

>>10613267
I'd love to spread my mustard on her buns

>>10613267
I'll put half my seeds in her blender

>>10613276
>>10613280
Please dont talk lewd about my cookfu

If you don't think it's Molly then you're BA waifu is the wrong one.

>>10613298
/thread

>>10613292
I wanna puff her pastry

>>10613298
>>10613310
you don't have individual "waifus" across multiple things, retards. it's a once in a lifetime thing.

>>10613267
>qt with in insta full of foodpics
https://www.instagram.com/rixpot

Could this be the perfect /ck/ gf?

>>10613320
Lol gramps, this isnt 2014 anymore. You can have multiple waifus. I myself switch up my main waifu every month and have waifus for every one of my interests.

>>10613331
Nope. You've never had a waifu.

>>10613357
correct, I have multiple

>That new video with claire has like half the comments about the ass shot
>In middle eastern man's new video he jokes about the camera seeing his ass
THEY KNOW

>>10613478
that guy is kinda hot no homo

>>10613208
true qt is in the background, no homo

>>10614071
Sure

>>10614078
So I love Brad, what's the big deal vin

>>10613267

I'd fuck her ass raw

>>10613208
I don't want to know what kind of ugly hags you're boning in real life if this is what you're lusting after on the internet. Please kill yourself.

you just know

>>10613267
hottest itt

>>10614120
her ass is actually pretty hot
she's my fav

molly is the true queen

>>10615645
Molly looks simultaneously kinky af and cute af

>>10615645
F A S
A
S

rogue wife
happy life

>>10613208
>It's another "beta male orbiters fawn and mew over base bitches" episode

4chins has boards dedicated to fawning and mewing over bitches, and yet you little virgins feel the need to fawn and mew over whores in every board on the entire website.

Just kys already, as you losers obviously have no discipline and are just going to end up being lead around by your dick for the rest of your lives.

>>10615764
shut the fuck up you faux chad

>>10615891
kys already fawning beta virgin.

No woman likes fawning little bitch like you, or any of the other fawning beta pussies in this thread.

>>10615763
>tfw you’ll never have a homely gf with slightly greying hair
>tfw you’ll never get to part her hair and kiss her after a hard day’s work in the kitchen
>tfw you’ll never cook a comfy dinner together
>tfw you’ll never cuddle up together, watch cobra kai togther enjoying a nice lambic
>tfw you’ll never retire to the bed and have passionate yet gentle sex
>tfw you’ll never lie in bed together and just talk about the most random things all the while joking about the flavor notes of each others’ juices

Why even live?

>>10615976
this sounds so beta no wonder you don't have a gf

>>10615986
>t. Never had a gf

>>10615976
>homely
u wot

>>10615891
it's a pasta, lad
just ignore

>>10614078
BTW new Brad video with bonus Molly

>>10616552

>>10613453
delusion

>>10616552
dat pit stain

For me, it's that one woman who shows up sometimes in the Vice videos about cooking with weed.

>>10616559
Was it scripted? Did they do this to get comments??

There was a girl back in the days. I don't remember if it was on tasty, bon apetit, munchies, eater or other platform.

She was Australian, mid-short hair, had a rocker attitude and her ass was fine and thicc while not being plump or chubby... Anyone?

>>10616615
farideh? The iranian chick?

she's cute ;)

>>10616715
She was doing something and then flour exploded like a projectile across the kitchen floor.

You're supposed to clean mess on the kitchen floor immediately to ensure safety.

>>10616721
naw cunt cant recall

>>10614120
so fucking good

>>10613298
This.

>>10615976
>homely
And that's why you're single

>>10615763
mmommy

>>10615976
>flavor notes of each others’ juices
This is where you lost me

>>10613478
i used to live with Andy (and 5 other people) in NYC on my year abroad. such a nice guy. he loved cooking meals for the whole flat

>>10619857
Is he gay? I want to fuck him so bad

>>10619869
yep

>>10619871
Tell me about him. Did he bring guys back home? If so, what type? Do you have an inkling if he's a bottom?

>>10613208
will barrel ageing cuties become the next big thing in craft beer?

>>10614078
Haha you guys ever wonder how Brad's cock taste like? Just a random thought tho I'm not gay lol

>>10620075
It would depend greatly on whether it's cut or uncut.

>>10614078
Coq au Vin if you know what I mean

>>10614078
His insecurity about his hairloss is a turn off t b h.

>>10614071
b-brad..!!!!!!

I LOVE

>>10620436
True. I could imagine uncut cocks storing exotic yummy flavors in the smegma.
But I'm not gay tho haha just going off of what you said haha

>>10620467

>>10620495
honestly he probably started wearing hats before the hairloss
wearing hats too tightly can be a contributor to hair loss

>>10620508
most people with uncut dicks don't have smegma
in order to get smegma, you have to not wash your dick for at least a week
I'm sure that might be the kind of spice you're after, but smegma is more rare than hentai makes it out to be

>>10613267

>>10620558
>a week
Bruh, I shower thoroughly every day, and keep keep my sick spic and span. If I don't wash by day 3 due to exceptional circumstances, I've already got some vinegar-smelling ricotta. That's probably just my body being a faggot, though.

>>10620670
At least you don't have to buy ricotta

>>10620670
When I was younger I thought I was washing my dick properly but later realised I wasn't. There's always a barely visible layer of gunk just behind the head, and if I don't rub it off it becomes a sizable wad of cheese over the course of the next day. If I do rub it off, another of those barely visible layers is all I have to deal with the next day.

>>10615763
literally perfect imo

>tfw claire will never cook you fine pastries before you take her to bed

>>10614120
THICC

did they????

>>10614120
>>10615763
>>10621819
Not only is she hot as fuck, she's so effortlessly charismatic

>>10622253

Shes not hot as fuck
shes like a like 6/10
you can give her a bonus point for talent.

>>10621819
Brad has a wife and two kids.

>>10623109
That wouldn't stop him. Men are dogs.

>>10622260

>>10623115
>Men are dogs.

Not my Brad.

>>10614120

>>10623109
Have you not seen their raw sexual chemistry?

>>10622253
Delusional
>>10623120
When you're posting fedora reaction images you've completely lost any hope of having credibility

>>10614120
is she wearing one of those plastics trousers that make you sweat so you lose weight?

>>10623741
imagine her sitting on your face after she's worn these pants the entire day

>>10623741
Imagine what her butt crack smells like after a long day

>>10623747
>>10623751
do you guys even realize that when she comes home she expects her bf to cook for her? because she cooks all day long at work, she definitely won't be in the mood to cook another time at home.

>>10613208
>tfw no brad bf

>>10623727
>worrying about credibility
>on a Norwegian hand basket weaving forum

>>10623727
>credibility
I don't think you understand how anonymous boards work. Please go to Reddit.

I want to have a couple beers with Brad and then go spoon and cum deep inside Molly.

>>10623797
hell no my good bitch. she's gonna bring home leftovers all the time

>>10624099
nice

>>10624099
>>10625235
on another thought, wouldn't eating her leftovers from work make you feel in a way somehow cucked, like having a gf after chad already had his way with her. or would she bring home the best part and stay pure?

>>10625259
Would you let your wife work at a company full of Brads?

true patrician waiting coming thru

>>10615976
jesus, you need to cut soy out of your diet desperately kek.

>>10625796
ew