/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10611159
You stop being paranoid.

>>10611159
make a throwaway email you cuck

Go to the physical store and pay with cash

install gentoo

>>10611159
literally everyone but you has a burner email for shit like this

>>10611159
You need to bamboozle someone on 4chan to buy one for you.
Give me your credit/id numbers and your address and I'll do it for you, np.

>>10611165
but won't they be able to connect the email with my phone number or street address or something?
>>10611169
I don't have a car to go to the store with and I don't want to ride my bike over there and make the pizza cold by wasting time riding back to my house. plus I might spaz out and drop the pizza as I'm riding my bike.
>>10611223
what will that do?

>>10611159
Most places don't even require an email for online order.
>>10611231
Only really weird people have burner emails, normal people just label it as spam.

>>10611237
I'd rather not get doxxed thanks.

Bitcoin and go on that pizza for Bitcoin site.

Call them to order?

>>10611246
pizza hut does
>>10611252
I can't be fucked to setup a wallet for any type of coin

I'm thinking about just making a burner email but the only problem with that is it being connected to my other information.

>>10611285
it really shouldn't have taken this long for us to get to this answer. Especially if we consider the age of the people who browse here.

>>10611285
What type of information do you have to give them? As well as I can remember, the only info that I've had to give them over the phone was my street address and maybe my phone number? But I just read somewhere that they ask for your email as well. This wouldn't surprise me as companies have been upping their game in terms of collecting emails in retail locations so that they can give out "e-receipts for your convenience" and shit like that. I would greatly appreciate if someone who's called them recently can verify this.

>>10611303
Then use a proxy to setup the email.

Or buy a burner phone with cash. Wait three months when the security tapes recycle. Order food at an abandoned Warehouse. Wait there in a trench coat with cash. Disguise voice with voice changer app. Get food. Dump phone in the river and enjoy your delicious pizza.

>>10611313
you have to consider that the people who post here are most likely socially inhibited in some way so the thought of talking to someone over the phone can be a jarring experience for some of us. We've probably used the internet so much for purchasing food, the thought of using the phone hasn't crossed some of our minds.

>>10611242
Eat some pizza first then bike home with the leftovers. Nobody said freedom would be easy. Sometimes freedom requires sacrifice

>>10611319
Phone no and address is all you provide. They might ask for your Email in which case you tell them no.

>>10611337
>thought of talking to someone over the phone can be a jarring experience for some of us

I can understand how something like talking to a guy or girl you find attractive, or a job interview could make someone apprehensive. But calling a fucking store to order a pizza? That doesn't compute. What's the problem? It's their job to take your order. They WANT people to call them. You're not bothering anybody or interrupting anything by calling, and the purpose of the call is simple--no small talk needed--so how could it possibly cause apprehension?

I'm not trying to be rude or anything I just don't see how that is actually possible. And this is coming from someone with social anxiety. Explain plz.

>>10611159
10minutemail.com
email address that expires in 10 minutes
should be good enough for your autism

>>10611381
it could work, but he'll have to get a burner phone and choose a dead drop location

>>10611420
you don't have social anxiety if you're not intimidated by phone conversations.

t. have actual social anxiety

>>10611433
Do you think I could have it delivered to a park or some shit? Would any old street corner do?

>>10611439
That's not an explanation, anon.

Like I said, I can totally understand social anxiety in many cases. It can be intimidating to interact with people in positions of power. You might be worried about saying something dumb in front of that hot guy/girl. You might find making small talk awkward. Etc. But calling a store to order something? that doesn't fit.

Explain please.

>>10611443
A hotel lobby might work, just on the street would be strange, you probably want to look like an actual building. A public library is also a good choice. Somewhere you can be inside

>>10611452
I don't know anon it makes me anxious even thinking about it, I hate talking on the phone, maybe partly because I hate my voice, and I just suck at verbal conversation in general

>>10611452
Well I don't remember the last time I ordered some shit on the phone but I probably thought about it too much and said um a lot instead of just giving a clear thought out order. Plus I can't always make out what they are trying to convey to me because the audio is always shit quality no matter whose phone I use. I also just don't like to talk in general.

also >>10611439
>putting the word 'umm...' in your script
>negating the reason for making a script in the first place

>>10611443
>>10611481
Keep in mind that they are probably using an electronic system that wants a standard address. I.e. a street and a number. Anything different from that may be difficult for them to handle, which is going to lead to a very awkward conversation.

>>10611486
>give them a random persons home address
>hide outside their house and wait until the pizza guy rolls up
>bust my ass over to the front yard and pay for the pizza before the homeowner storms me off his property

>>10611354
I think I might just do this if I can find anything suitable enough to carry it in so as to not fuck the thing up biking it home. The weathers right thats for sure.

Use Google Duplex to order it

>>10611553
that still has my phone number connected to it and it will probably use my email if pizza hut asks for it

>>10611354
Or just eat it on the way home

>>10611159
Drive to the store and pay in case. No info given other than the semen you didnt wash off your hands.

Spam gourmet is fantastic. Has been for 20 years.

https://www.spamgourmet.com

>buy a mask
>go to Pizza Hut in person
>use a fake name
>pay with cash
>as you leave, tell them they didn't see you