/ck/ - Food & Cooking

great blog post

So proud of you
t. poket pusy

>>10601071
Sorry to upset you, virgy

>>10601066
We need flags so bad on this board.

>t.

>>10601066
I'll take the bait OP what were the contents of those three texts?

you should have put it in her butt first

>>10601089
Why? It would do nothing to aid the discussion and would only serve as another exploit for off-topic shitposters to take advantage of to turn food related discussions into pseudo-political arguments. Nu-/pol/ is already a big enough problem on this board, why give them more fuel?

I don't trust anyone that don't cook anything. Cooking is one of the basic things to show people you have heart. No heart no love.

>>10601071
>>10601089
>>10601091
These posters are Virgins who make women actually physically ill. They see themselves as "allies" though, if you can believe that

The absolute state of this board

Imagine being the type of virgin that fantasizes about mundane shit like this in their free time

>>10601110
So we can filter out most of all the foreign 14 year old trash that post on this board the same way we can on other boards with flags.

>>10601128
Sure, foreign 12 year old.

Sure.

>>10601140
Hi roastie

>>10601128
Or maybe nobody gives a shit about your blog post, OP.

>>10601155
I'm not OP you dumbfuck redditor.

Somebody that doesn't cook is a walking fat bomb. Good call, OP. She's going to be a heffer some day.

>>10601066
Well, I don't blame you. I feel like there are a few essential things that every human being should know how to do, and cooking is one of them. The world is due for a good population reset.

30 year old virgin living in mom's basement here, and I can't cook but I'd love to learn and cook for that beautiful woman you abandoned in the restaurant.

Invite her out again, but make her fix your car.

>>10601089
Don't be a flaggot.

>>10601089
flags have ruined every board they' been on, and the only board that had any real reason to have them was /int/

Op post the texts. That roastie deserved it.

>>10601066
One time I went a tinder date with a girl. Showed up 15lb heavier than pics, I fucking hate that but give her a chance.

Go to order food, have really superficial conversation. Try to give her the benefit of the doubt, try hard to be interested.

At one point, she says "I noticed you haven't looked at your phone this whole time". I hadn't, trying to be polite.

She says "well i don't like that... What if I need to reach you and you don't answer right away?!"

mfw

When waitress comes by I ask her to do separate checks.

Pay for just my food and gtfo

Roasties are the worst.

>>10601141
>people who disagree with me are foreigners
>people who disagree with me are real USA patriot #1
Do americans really think this?

>>10601495
15 lbs is not something you can see on a clothed person

>>10602772
>15 lbs is not something you can see on a clothed person
I know you're used to interacting with people who are already obese but 15 lb makes a substantial difference in your appearance if you are a normal healthy weight, and I mean normal healthy in the non-flyover/amerilard way, not the "healthy at any size" way

You sound like one of those people who randomly loses 30 pounds before a holiday or an event because you're so massively obese to begin with that it means virtually nothing to you

>>10602777
this and trips of truth
even as a male, a few kg make a noticeable difference, i dont care about it but saying you cant see it is dumb

>>10602777
Confirmed for mad and fat as fuck

>>10602782
You can't "no u" yourself out of this one, buddy. You said everything that you needed to say right here >>10602772

>>10601066
what if she wanted to automate food production with robots and provide high quality nutritious and tasty food for the world?

>>10602777
>third panel face

>>10602779
I went from 100 lbs to 135 lbs, 15 lbs is not something you can see unless you have like midriff showing

>>10602823
Post bobs pls bb

>>10602823
how tall are you?

>>10601066
Why didn't you murder her, you pathetic little wimp? Women like her need to be removed from the population. All women do. It's time to fix this world.

>>10602829
cam down /pol9k/

>>10602823
Horse shit, unless you're running around dressed like pic related, people notice