/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love Taco Bell. When they introduce new things, its like 50/50 hit to miss ratio. Either amazing or shit. The best thing they did in recent memory was that dual layer taco with the habanero sauce and the cool ranch sauce. It was like $1. Man i miss that thing.

>>10599525
>rushes to your anus
People say this, but is it true? I've never experienced the anus rushing myself. I did puke after eating taco bell as a kid one time though.

Taco Bell has the same 2 items that they change 30 times a year

>>10599586
I had it for the first time in The Philippines since it hasn't been in my country since the 90's. It's the only meal that gave me the shits and I ate dodgy stuff like chicken intestine skewers from a street vendor in china town using the communal dipping sauce.

>>10599570
>new things
they literally just fold or roll the same 2 things. plus del taco has been doing fries in their burritos since the beginning and they're way better

All of this new shit and they still won't bring back the beefy crunch. They know they can and are just cock teasing us now

>>10599699
Okay del taco shill

>>10599570
I still miss the volcano taco

>>10599525
Their fries suck
Just imagine burger king fries doused with shitty taco seasoning

>>10600435
so describe perfection?

>>10599587
yeah just in a different order of layers

>>10600435
Burger king's fries are shit, but taco bell's are different and much better.

>>10599586
Fucking people with weak stomachs, my coworkers can't fucking handle it and make jokes about "the red sauce haha enjoy saying bye to your ass!".

>>10599586
>People say this, but is it true?

It's because sodium and people fail to realize this. TB has a shit load of seasoning for their "meat" in the ground "beef", so people who probably don't drink a lot of water load up a bunch of sodium on top of their body then wash it down with a soda, with even more sodium. Guess what your insides do to a lot of sodiu,

>>10602097
this is why I always get thirsty as fuck after eating tbell

gotta wash it down with a large soda or a xing tea from the grocery store

>>10602129
Yeah my friends always do this shit then wonder why they get the runs

>only drink coffee in the am
>go to T bell
>load it up with 'fire' sauce for hotness
>chug tons of soda to wash it down
>30 minutes later
>Oh geez anon time to drop the kids off in the POOL!

>>10599586
Taco Bell is one of the only fast food places that don't blow out my anus.

>>10599525
>American digestive systems are so weak and malnourished that eating something slightly out of the ordinary makes them instantly break down into painful diarrhea

Haha, I know exactly what you mean, OP! And spicy food, am I right? It just hurts so much when you poop afterwards xD

>>10599586
It's just a stupid meme. I've never once gotten the shits from Taco Bell, nor has anyone else I know. People just joke about it because the food is shitty quality.

>>10599586
Wh*te people eat so much shitty trash food that they get random explosive diarrhea on a fairly regular basis. Much like ancient peoples who had a different god for every kind of wind, wh*tes have a complex system of explanations for their random incontinence. Normal humans need not attempt to understand it, merely acknowledge its existence, much as a tourist to Madagascar need not attempt to decipher the local "fady"

>>10599525
>>10599586
literally never gotten the runs from taco bell or any fast food chain in particular. ive had bad experiences but theres no pattern that it always comes from a certain chain desu

>>10599586
Only when blacks make it.

>>10603062
>low iq identitarian
good job on posting bad bait.

>>10603062
are we almost done with this "white people are shit" meme?
Its starting to get old.

>>10603338
Sorry, both IQ scores and test scores have proven wh*tes are inferior. But don't let that stop you from saying "oh but numbers aren't really useful, you can't quantify intelligence"
>>10603349
Nope

>>10603395
the graph shows whites as second only to Asians though

>>10603452
>but at least I'm not black
Yes, it always comes down to that, doesn't it

>>10603457
what? the anon claimed whites are inferior while posting a graph that disproves his own claim. Inferior to asians and jews in terms of iq? yeah. But whats your point?

>>10599525
the breakfast crunchwraps with steak are fucking awesome
i might just start making them myself at home

>>10603465
>whites being inferior to asians disproves that whites are inferior to asians
Wh*te people ''''logic'''''

I guess malnutrition from being "allergic" to seafood and vegetables has real developmental repercussions

>>10603498
Wew lad.
Just reading what you want to read, eh?

>>10603546
Just say it with me again: "at least I'm not black"

There, doesn't that feel better?

>>10603062
>Normal humans need not attempt to understand
>white people do need to understand everything
>gee I wonder why the white race are progenitors of modern civilization, probably just luck

>>10603552
Kek. Its been fun. Thanks anon.

Why does this fine taco bell thread have to be derailed by shitty ass bait posting

>>10603457
I would rather be gay than be black. But that's not important. The fact is white people know they're inferior to asians, it's just common knowledge, that's why it's never mentioned.

>>10603578
>modern civilization
>modern
>civilization
>civil
Gee, thanks wh*pippo!

>>10603395
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10603395
>15 point difference between the average black (which includes malnourished africa where widespread brain damage occurred due to malnutrition) and wh*tes
LMAO! So you're exactly the same!
>asians suffer severe famines and the boot of imperialist colonialism periodically throughout modern history and still btfo of wh*pippo
Your future is carved in stone, whiteboi, but we'll let the few of you who are in the higher percentile learn mandarin and act as intermediaries with the vast majority of your kind.

>>10605472
All asians are good for is studying what we discover because you guys are very disciplined but are shit at creating anything
Dont worry keep studying our inventions though chong LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10605472

>>10602751
Taco Bell is the ordinary for them

>>10599586
Its happened to me twice, but its nothing compared to what my local McDonalds does to me. I'm usually in extreme pain for 3-4 hours after consuming it. It feels like my stomach is expanding to the point where it will pop. I don't know what it is about that McDonalds but I just can't eat anything but the ice cream there without wishing I was dead

>>10599642
>The Philippines

>>10599525
I was doing this myself when the fries were new. Looks good.
>>10600435
their fries are LITERALLY pizza hut/wingstreet fries
they're owned by the same parent company

>>10607340
You have a problem with the Pinoy?

>>10599525
If you want to stop feeling and shitting like garbage, then stop eating garbage.

You fucking people /ck/, I swear to god

>>10605442
t. born in Ohio and biggest accomplishment was getting reddit gold for posting an edited latuff cartoon

>>10602036
The only thing you're correct about is them being different.

>>10599525
Just a shitty version of a california burrito