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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>be me
>be fucking gorey period vagina
>hey bud is it all Gucci if I fill this strawberry shortcake with the cream
>yes.
>cool man thanks
>both cum in unison
>remove the whipped cream dispenser from the crumbling pastry, nauseated from the cocktails prior to the tasting
>hey bro you didn't jizz in that did you?
>what? I thought you said it needed the cream, look how chunky the fillings are, I'm sure some cream wouldn't hurt
>no I said to glaze it
>I asked if you wanted it stuffed
>intense staring
>okay yeah I guess you're right
>be me

What are your foodified sex stories, /ck/?

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10597502

Quality thread

>> No.10597530

cool thread you got here amigo, have a bump since you worked hard for it

>> No.10597557

>>10597530
Aw thanks

>> No.10597560

:) good job anon

>> No.10597578

>>10597360
I like this thread, but I don't like you at all. I wish a better person had posted this.

>> No.10599478

>>10597578
We will fight

>> No.10600530

i dont get it

>> No.10600542

>>10597360
Yucky yuck

>> No.10600557

>>10597360
fuck is wrong w/ you

>> No.10601652

>>10600542
Found the virgin

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>>10597360
i dont understand

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>>10597360
>having a stroke: the post