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>finally move out to go to school
>finally talk to a girl
>she actually agrees to coming over for dinner
>Do a beef wellington because I'm nervous and idk Gordon Ramsay thinks it cool so maybe she'll think its sexy
>Finishes resting about five minutes after she comes over
>Cutting it open to serve, sweating bullets.
>Perfect medium
>"Anon, why is your meatloaf raw?"
>Don't know how to explain it's medium and not raw
>"Let's just go to [local restaurant] instead"
>Spent my junk/dining out money for the week on this beef tenderloin
>Dinner date is fucked
>She doesn't want to wait around while I try cooking hers to well
>I don't want to say I bet it all on Wellington
>"Nah, I'll just stay here, thanks."
>She leaves, hasn't texted me since.
>Roommate and his GF eat the wellington while I'm at class.

Fuck you guys /ck/ beef wellington isn't cool at all.

>> No.10593020

lmao what a fucking donkey you are

>> No.10593032

It'd be funny if this actually happened.

>> No.10593034

>>10593013
Dodged a bullet, anon. Thank god the beef wellington was there for you.

>> No.10593039

More like queef smellington lol fucking fag

>> No.10593045

>>10593039
beef flapping a ton if ya cach muh drift

>> No.10593046

>>10593013
Why would you assume she would want beef Wellington in the first place

>> No.10593049

>>10593013
What kind of trailer-trash spawn can't tell steak from meatloaf and can't appreciate someone cooking for them? If this actually happened to you, the real shame is in finding someone this ignorant and uncouth.

>> No.10593054

>>10593046
Not that anon, but why wouldn't it be a good idea? It's a creative and delicious dish; the fact that she didn't have the sense nor the decency to acknowledge she was served fine cuisine is squarely her fault. Pearls don't become worthless when they're cast before swine.

>> No.10593056

>>10593013
Bullet dodged, lad. She sounds like she's retarded.

>> No.10593057

She's a dumb bitch who needs to jump off a bridge.

You're a beta bitch for not telling her that to her face.

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>>10593013
>mfw op manages to avoid dating a dumb thot
>mfw beef wellington saves the day once again
Amazing.

>> No.10593074

>>10593013
like musicians, public speakers and poltiicians,
espially comedians.

YOU PLAY TO THE CROWD

what you did basically is ordered a dinner for your date. And it shows that you don't understand her tastes.

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10593086

>"Anon, why is your meatloaf raw?"

I think the beef saved you

did roommate enjoy it at least?

>> No.10593103

>>10593086
Roommate said it was good which is something I guess.

>> No.10593106

>>10593054
Because he had just met her. He should have asked what her favorite food is and simply made that for her instead of assuming she'd be comfortable eating medium rare meat, and for that matter, that she'd be comfortable eating meat at all.

>> No.10593113

>>10593106
To be fair if someone doesn't mention they're a vegan/vegetarian within 5 minutes of meeting them it's safe to assume they aren't.

>> No.10593116

>>10593113
oh how wrong you are

>> No.10593119

>>10593113
I've only ever brought up my diet when offered meat. And usually people get upset with me for some reason over it.

>> No.10593121

>>10593116
>>10593119
See? Only took 3 minutes for you two to tell me.

>> No.10593124

>>10593121
Yeah that's what's being discussed currently.

>> No.10593267

>>10593013
>Didn’t ask her what she wanted to eat
Dumb.

>> No.10593898

>>10593039
AYY

>> No.10593922

>>10593267
At least the Beef Wellington revealed her shit personality.
I wouldn't date someone who can't enjoy good things.

>> No.10593960

>>10593034
this, dumb ho should have been happy with a home cooked meal

>> No.10593969

>>10593013
>Anon why is your meatloaf raw?
Fucking kek. You dodged a bullet anon. Sucks about that tenderloin going to waste though.

>> No.10593974

>>10593013
>Roommate and his GF eat the wellington while I'm at class.

>>10593103
>Roommate said it was good which is something I guess.

This is by far the most infuriating part of your story if your roommate didn't have permission to eat it

>> No.10594018

>>10593106
You have a point about rare meat, but it's safe to assume that OP already knew that she wasn't a vegetarian at least, as she's used to meatloaf. Still, it's pretty damn rude to not acknowledge her boyfriend's hard work cooking a steak for her.

>>10593106
OP, if you have this much trouble standing up for yourself, you stand to lose a lot more in your life to others than dinners (which is already appalling). Pull your shit together and put your foot down.

>> No.10594276

I kick her ass out if she said that, stupid cunt.

>> No.10594332

You dont want to date an idiot like that anyways. Based Wellington saves the day.

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>>10593013
Where do you people find these developmentally disabled women? Why would you even attempt to initiate a relationship with someone so dumb?

>> No.10594800

>>10593049
this is the first thought that i had.
she's obviously an uncultured goblin.
if this actually happened, OP should be glad that she's with tyrone eating chicken fried in crushed flaming hot cheetos and drinking kool-aid now.

>> No.10594812

>Roommate and his GF eat the wellington while I'm at class.
Okay.

There's being cucked, and then there's THIS.

>> No.10594903

>>10594812
Came here to post this!

>> No.10594928

>>10593056
She would be if she were real

>> No.10594933

>>10593074
Nah the onus is on the guest who is being received into someone's house to be courteous and try the food that the host laboured over carefully for hours, autismo.

>> No.10596018

>>10594933
>you have to be thankful for something you didn’t ask for

>> No.10596435

>>10593013
>Medium
>perfect

Needed to cook it longer you retard

>> No.10596487

OP

Tell the women and your jackass roommate to fuck themselves more often

Regards,
John

>> No.10596515

>tfw i cook usually i just make basic foods, nothing that fancy
>think about what i would cook for a girl who came over if that ever happened and start sweating

>> No.10596519

>>10593039
I just laughed like a fucking retard for a solid 20 seconds at this post jesus fucking christ

>> No.10596523

>>10596487
Plain name. But I'll remember it.

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>>10596487
It couldn't be.

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>>10593039
Based queefposter

>> No.10596654

>>10593013
Sounds like the bitch wanted a free dinner. I bet she expected you to pay for the restaurant too.

>> No.10596668

>>10593106
Nope. If it was a dietary restriction, she should have the decency to tell him before making plans to go to his place for dinner. If it was simply her not liking medium steak, she would've waited for him to cook the wellington well. She was just some girl who wanted free food and when she didn't appreciate his cooking wanted him to pay for resturaunt food.

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>>10593039
What a stupid fucking joke. First genuine laugh I've had all day. Thanks anon.

>> No.10596695

You dodged a bullet bro, if the dumb bitch thought a Wellington was a meatloaf she is trash.

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>>10596487
Hurry up and fight Joey!

>> No.10596725

OP, in the end it was a good thing. A woman who doesn't appreciate a home cooked meal is not a keeper. However, for future reference when a stupid college hoe wants to go on a date she wants to go to a shitty pizza place and then back to a dorm to fuck. Take a lesson from both sides of this. These women are not the ones to marry, because they're not looming for marriage. Give them food and dick and they will snapchat you next weekend when they're hungry. I can't tell you how many college girls go out simply for a free meal and an easy lay.

>> No.10596778

>>10593039
Kek

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>>10593054
>Pearls don't become worthless when they're cast before swine.

>> No.10596810

>>10593074
>>10594933
These posts are why you and her are both imbeciles

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>>10593013
You got memed by a meme chief . Congratzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.10596824

>>10596810
But I was neither of those posts.

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>>10593039
>More like queef smellington lol fucking fag

>> No.10596881

>>10593013
>"Nah, I'll just stay here, thanks."
You did the right thing. I'd have told her to fuck off for being so indecent as to criticize my food and suggest letting it all go to waste, especially on the first date.

A good woman would have shown some gratitude by eating the meal and thanking you for it. A good woman also wouldn't be as retarded as her, so good on you for dodging the bullet. Don't talk to her again

>> No.10596888

You should have said it was a Gordon Ramsey technique

>> No.10597102

>>10593013
no, we are still right. beef welly is cool
that girl is just being a cunt, doesnt make beef welly bad