/ck/ - Food & Cooking

good thing you don't use anything that's actually spicy, you'd be in real plain then.

>>10593075
n-no you're right, heh it's not so bad

>chopping carolina reaper to put in blender for salsa
>phew
>wipe eyes
i've made a horrible mistake

Great thread...

>taking a big shit
>shit goes sideways

>>10594527
do i even want to know wtf is going on here?

>>10594539
hes lifting weights brainlet

>>10593072
>eating with your hands

>>10594550
i wasn't talking about the picture, faggot.

>>10594562
the turd goes sideways and fucks up the anus hole

>>10594587
is this a common problem with the 'gays' or just people with the AIDS?

>>10594596
your a brainlet

Woaah there fella
You think that's bad try this on for size
Got a dab of the 'ol vark sauce in my eye last time I was cooking for my wife and her son
Stung like a mother flipper I can tell you, whoahah

>>10594601
but i don't own 'a brainlet' anon.

>visit mistress
>puts tabasco on catheter
>inserts into peehole
*whimper*

Is this the eye spice thread?

>Cut up peppers
>Forget to wash hands
>Go take a piss

>use a little bit of cayenne because I'm the Mussolini of my spaghettini
>touch peepee

>>10593072
I had a mate a while ago who was making some spicy food with fresh chillies in it, and his GF was coming over. Anyway so he cooks the meal, puts it in the oven and his bitch wanted to fug like 1 min after getting in the door, so he's like okay. Goes upstairs and next thing she's downstairs screaming at him. Guy's like wtf? Apparently he tried fingering her but didn't wash his hands after handling the chillies

kek

>>10594596
>>10594601
>>10594653
kek'd

>>10593072
>bf fingers me after working with habaneros
No... not like this...

>touching one's eyes while cooking
people... really do this?

>Long ago
>Working at Bennigan's as prep cook wagie
>Pickled jalapenos come in a massive #10 can.
>Put them into microlite containers for easier storage and use on the line
>Portion out 3 or 4 cans
>Go piss
>Wash hands, return to work
>3 or 4 minutes late, cock on fire
mfw

>>10594622
this shit is good

>>10594622
oh wow youve had aardvark? I love it but can't manage to get the cap off. Have to have my wifes girlfriend come over to help me with it

>>10596685
thought you wanted to spice things up in the bedroom

>>10594622
Just bought some today. How do I feel about it?

>>10599775
For me, it's gotta be 'vark

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>puts onions in the food processor

>>10594587

are you shitting a dragon dildo?