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10592930 No.10592930 [Reply] [Original]

What can a man do with

Government Cheese

?

>> No.10592935

stick it up your heyyyy

stick it up your heyyy

stick it up

>> No.10593128

>>10592935
like a chump

>> No.10593147

>>10592935
so you can take that cookie

>> No.10593168

>>10592930
Use it as a weapon to bludgeon people and steal their money so you can buy real food

>> No.10593405

>>10592930
Best grilled cheese in the world.

>> No.10593420

can I use it as ammo it in a trebuchet in order to kill my enemies?

>> No.10593424

queso

>> No.10593511

melt the whole fucking block down and drink it

>> No.10593519
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10593519

>>10592930
snack on it

>> No.10594135

>>10592930
Government cheese is still a thing?

>> No.10594449

>>10593511
This. American cheese is mainly cream and not cheese. Heat up some milk until is boiling and plop all your cheese in there, now you have a creamy mac and cheese sauce instead of the shitty powder from the box. Or make some shitty nachos.

>> No.10594490

>>10592930
Isn't government cheese really high quality since they need to use all of the surplus milk they buy from farmers?

>> No.10594498

>>10594449
Do this and add a can of ro-tel tomatoes and chilis. Best cheese dip ever.

>> No.10594522

>>10594490
I don't know. How do I get my hands on some of this to try it out?

>> No.10594528

>>10594522
I'm not eligible for food stamps or anything, just wondering if I could buy it somewhere

>> No.10594632

>>10594135
It's a form of subsidy. When the dairies end up over producing milk, the govt. buys the excess to keep the price of dairy artificially high for your friendly neighborhood megacorporate dairy's profits and proceeds to make shitty cheese that sometimes melts for the military and poor.

>> No.10594677

>>10594528
Probably from your weed man

>> No.10594696

>>10592930
This seriously sounds like good sandwich cheese, grilled quesadilla cheese, cheese-sauce cheese, nacho cheese, burger cheese (try a juicy-lucy), something you add like 10% of to a pizza for a little extra tang, sandwich wrap cheese, hot deli meat and cheese, bastard reubens, etc.

>> No.10595234

>>10592930
Make a Government raclette

>> No.10595242
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10595242

>>10592930
Give it the #1 Wisconsin Cheese Award Grand Prize for participation

If anyone suggests that it's not the #1 cheese in the world, accuse them of having a vendetta against people from Wisconsin

>> No.10595864

>>10595242
Based wisconson cheese hater.

>> No.10595977

>>10592930
where the hell would you even buy this?

>> No.10596218

>>10595977
the packaging says not for sale dummy

>> No.10596224

>>10592930
make grilled cheese

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10596253

>>10592930
>no frills
Boy you ain't kiddin

>> No.10596346

>>10593519
>muh genetics