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*inhales deeply through straw*

*Nothing happens*

*Huffing and puffing till face goes red*

This straw fucking sucks man

>> No.10591609

>>10591602
I'm embarrassed to say I've done that at least once. Alcohol was involved.

>> No.10591612

>>10591602
>the extent of the flavor is strictly sprinkled on top

I don't know how these shitty things are still on the menu after all of these disappointing years

>> No.10591613
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10591613

Uploading thumbnails so we can guess what the fuck you're talking about should be a bannable offense. You wanna delete your thread, take a couple shots, and try again?

What straw you idiot?

>> No.10591614

>>10591612
Once they get the ice cream machine up and running I think they will be a hit

>> No.10591616
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10591616

>>10591602
>bottom two-thirds is just softserve with nothing mixed in
>no longer have the bigger size

feels bad mcflurrybros.

>> No.10591617

>>10591613
Simply just use your thumbs to zoom in fellow phone poster

>> No.10591624

>>10591616
I remember I worked at McDonald's for like 3 weeks and I would make flurries in the old super size jumbo cup

>> No.10591638
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>>10591617
>204x247
It's the same size expanded as unopened for us non-phone tards. It looks like he's got some sort of medical tube or something in a small ass image of a McFLURRY.

>> No.10591643

>>10591612
yeah they should fill it up half way, put on some of the toppings, fill it up fully then top it with toppings
same goes for the sundaes

>> No.10591645

>>10591612
>not just mixing it together

>> No.10591649

>>10591624
gatdam, i need to make friends with somebody who does nighshift at a mcdonalds or something so they can hook me up with one of those

>> No.10591670

>>10591649
too bad most mcdicks shut down the ice cream machine at 11 pm because they are too lazy

>> No.10591701

>>10591609
Omg i was so drunk i tried to drink the mcflury from a straw XD

>> No.10591726
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10591726

>>10591616
>tfw they just introduced a "sharing" mcflurry size where I'm from

>> No.10591739

Seriously, though, why are the spoons hollow? Why are they prismatic at all?

>> No.10591769

>>10591739
I wagecucked at McD's for a while, and the straws are hollow so they can be used as a mixer. it attaches to a spinny bit and the spoon acts as a disposable mixing tool so its sanitary and shit.
Also at the store I worked at you put the toppings on the bottom and top so the mixing would more or less distribute it.

>> No.10591826

>>10591769
Ohh, OK. That makes sense. That's actually pretty clever.

>> No.10592150

>>10591643
That’s what I used to do for customers when I used to work there.

It bothered the hell outta me, even though we were supposed to mix them with the “blender” thing anyway.

Then I quit because was always put in the drive-thry and getting mexicans who can’t speak english every god damn day and people who drive pass both the order box and the first (my) window and go to the pick up window to try and order and get pissed when we tell them to go back around, demanding to just place their order there.

McDonalds customers are some of the most retarded people I have had the displeasure to meet.

>> No.10592563

>>10591614
LOL so much this

>> No.10592582

>>10591613
>>10591617
>>10591638
It's literally just a picture of a McFlurry. Have you never seen a McFlurry before? Why do you need a picture larger than the thumbnail? As a matter of fact, why did you even bother to expand the thumbnail?

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>>10591602
Long ass time ago I found out it's not actually even supposed to be used as a straw, it's like that because they use the spoon as part of the mixer for the mcflurry. It snaps onto the machine using the holes and the boxy handle adds structure so it doesn't just snap while mixing the ice cream.

>> No.10592989

>>10591609 see >>10591701, you 16 year old girl-tier shit.

>> No.10593223

I figured this out as a literal child of 8yo, are amerifats truly dumber than small children?

>> No.10593235

>>10591701
>>10592989
This is an 18+ site

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10593248

>>10591726
>want to get the sharinh sized mcflurry
>local mcdonalds has a no singles policy

>> No.10593251

one mcfurry please owo

>> No.10593253

>>10593248
Table for one please, mcflurry for two

>> No.10593256

>>10591612
>>10591645

I worked at mcdonalds in high school. Its just the shitty workers that dont mix it well. Id work that spoon up and down and all around. Took like an extra 10 seconds to give people a well mixed mcflurry.

>> No.10594359

>>10592582
No I haven't, the ice cream machine is always broken.

>> No.10594363

>>10593248
>no singles policy
memes aside ive been to places that are actually like this

in BC you can't order a pitcher of beer by yourself. the entire province has a no singles policy. it's bullshit

>> No.10594416

>>10591602
You'll never please your man at this rate, OP.

>> No.10594418

>>10593248
>He doesn't know about the backdoor through the nugget mines.
you deserve it

>> No.10594558

>>10593253
Why did I laugh so hard at this