/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10581382
Burgers and chicken fried steak.

Burgers and runzas

>>10581382
hipster beer
hipster ironic culture clash dishes like flamin hot cheeto sushi or chinese fried rice kale wrap burrito thats deep fried in american lard

>>10581382
Three main alcohols. vodka, beer, and the one I like. Three main meats. beef meatballs, pork meatballs, combination pork and beef meatballs.
that's it
quick to serve, can upcharge alcohol for profit

kale juice tinted squares of baked bean puree, with a tahini dipping sauce. call it "soylent green"

>>10581382

Bavarian/Korean fusion food if it's a hip truck. Regular tacos made well if it's a normal truck. Different varieties of protein shakes if it is a table with a tarp over it like that.

motherfuckin doner.

>>10581382
nothing but kombucha

Ramen

Barbacoa fry tacos. Greasy, meaty, spicy and crispy.

Dick on a stick

Buttered crab legs and Irish stew

>>10581841
Someone already did this.

indian chicken tikka masala
thai panang curry
middle eastern lamb shawarma
korean kalbi short ribs
japanese shrimp shumai

Crunch patties!

pasta, made fresh daily
leftovers are sold for half price the next day

banana pancake

>>10581382
Fried oysters and fried eggplant

Ice cream.

Just screaming.

>>10581382
khao kha moo or khao soi gai

>>10582052
Is that a menu or the sounds of a baby bouncing on your knee? You should just serve steaks patiently off of clean burning propane. Yes sir.

If you're going to go south east asian I'd go with some banh canh cua and those family of soups. Have a premium dish with a garnish of the body of crab sitting in the middle of the bowl. Crab/fish broth soups are underrated in America right now.

>>10581382
Pierogies, kielbasa, kishka, pickled herring, rye bread.
I would wear a rogatywka

>>10581382
Stall? Crepes, with local fresh fruit and meme whipped creams.
Cart? BBQ pull along cart with a small smoker
Van? Catering service, because I'm a stupid faggot apparently.

Eggs.

>>10582174
how?

I'd call it the Appropriation Station and mix ethnic foods together

Pork Tenderloin Sandwiches
Beverages

My gimmick would be that I offer four different gravies: beef, turkey, cream sausage, and mushroom. You can have as much gravy as you want on any dish. Then I'd sell anything that goes well with gravy. Fries, mashes, biscuits, steamed veggies, and various cuts of meat. Or as a super cheap special, you can just get some toast and have good old SOS.

>>10581382
pan fried ham and cheese toasted sandwiches, with some variations on fillings completing the menu.

>>10582052
Her stalls really overrated. I found a better one by just walking around the luxury hotel area.

Okonomiyaki.

-Osaka style with beef/pork/squid or a mix
-Hiroshima style with the same
-Cheese manjuyaki because it was absurdly good
-And fusion hipster bullshit style that would rotate, like chicken parm, BBQ pork, pizza, etc.

A rotating menu of seasonal soups and fresh baked breads.
I'm really good with soups.

>>10582045
underrated post

Bacon and nutella
$50

sushi
$3 for a half roll

>>10581382
Hotdogs
Hamburgers/Cheeseburgers
Baked beans
Coleslaw
Garlic/Cheese bread
Turkey club

If you don't like what I like, eat somewhere else

>>10583032
can I get uhhh

big cotton candy

>>10582180

>>10581382
Some sloppy ramen and shitty yakisoba full of chemicals, and you bet your ass I'm gonna charge premium for this shit. I'm in for the money

>>10581382
Nigger food like fried chicken

Peanuts

pancakes

>>10583324
>paper plate, wood sporks
>condiments like various syrups and canned whipped cream
could work

>>10583370
it's all over yurop my man

I'd have a basic burger shack but let people submit ideas for "burger of the week". I'd pick 3-5 ideas I like and put them on a white board and let customers who make a purchase above $5 to make 1 vote. The more money they spend, the more votes they get.

>>10581382
Fries, lemonade and onions rings

>>10583448
Can't say if all over, but definitely present - Polishfag here. I think I know of only one such booth in my city (and way off the beaten paths), but yes, it exists.

about 4 years ago when I was moving out, I had an idea to try to supplant my income with a bike-driven coffee cart with some prepackaged snacks, like the bike-mounted ice cream carts do

I'm unsure of the legality of it though and don't know where to start looking up the local laws on what you can sell from a cart, or if those dudes have permits or Good Humor as a whole has a permit, or what

Burgers, hotdogs, cheesesteaks, fries, sandwiches, chicken tenders, soups and salads all made with homemade bread and vegetables and herbs from my garden.

Ramen

>>10583599
i wonder if i'd get arrested if i just went around serving people out of a pot of soup for 1.50 a bowl

I call mine "The Bachelor" and I serve shit like KD, noodles, and frozen meals

The gimmick is I dress them up so they look "professional", or like they are a decent meal. Real plates, forks, etc. Also serve wine/beer/spirits.

I charge 300 dollars a meal

Soylent and Ramen

>>10581382
Spaghetti and blankets

>>10581382
Dick onna bun

Brats, dogs, and burgers.

Grilled chicken and spaghetti with red meat sauce

>>10581382
Sushi
Chicken nuggers

Like four different kinds of curry. 2 indian, one thai, and one japanese.

I wonder if liberals would go batshit if I (a white guy) started a curry stand. 3 main options; chicken, lamb, or veg (lentil). Samosas and naan would also be available.

>>10581382
Cuban sandwiches. All. Fucking. Day.

>>10584048
>muh liberals
Serious question - Is it at all possible for you to have a single discussion anywhere without dragging politics into it?

>>10584048
Just say your boss is a pajeet and they'll start loving your stall.

>>10582297
this looks like complete and utter shit but i bet it tastes really fucking good.

>>10583599
looks comfy. tfw you will never eat at a ramen stand. there is a nice ramen place in Baltimore but it isn't the same

>>10581974
Ask you accountant but it maybe better deductions wise to just donate the leftovers to a homeless shelter (as long as they give you a receipt).

>>10583952
I would love to watch you grill spaghetti.

>>10583599
Incoming blasphemy:
What the fuck is the goddamned egg for on ramen. Ruins an otherwise orgasmically-good meal. Went to a ramen shop in Chicago, run by a Nisei couple. Asked for the beef ramen without the egg and Cookie-san looked at me like I just got caught raping his son.

Whatever. The meal was wonderful.

>>10581382
spareribs only

>>10584172
How much for one rib?

Taco truck with a al pastor trompo beside the truck, would do the cutting pineapple and catch it with a taco trick, 2 each taco you filthy normie

>>10581382
>Fried chicken nuggets smothered in melted cheese, bacon bits, and ranch
>cheeseburgers with the works
>loaded curly fries topped with sour cream, chives, bacon, and gooey cheddar cheese
>chicken nachos
>chili bowls
>gumbo
>funnel cake
>various cookies served hot with a scoop of ice cream

Fuck it might as well go full Amerifat

>>10584197
Fifty cents
Sip of cola out of your hands for a dime

>>10584197
lets see. i can currently get 10 kg for 65 euro. but maybe if i actually get a stall i can get it cheaper directly from somewhere.

so 1 rib is like 500g? meaning its at least 3.25.
lets add .75 for spices. so a base of 4 euro.
i am guessing 7 euro for rib (or 500g of ribs)

then again i would be selling dutch ribs which are cooking in ketjap manis and then marinaded and grilled for 15-20 minutes.
i know /ck/ is hard against cooked ribs but they taste fucking amazing. people keep asking me to prepare them for their parties.

>>10584111
the egg is a meme from anime and it's weird to encounter someone going for ramen who isnt eating it for the anime value

Here in the UK we don't have single slice pizza shops. It is my intention to open one, akin to the ones found all over Italy and NYC.

It's bizarre how nobody has tapped this market in the UK except Greggs. I'd call it "Nice 'n Slicey, Not Too Pricey". It'd be a proper van with 5 pizza ovens, the top four doing high quality basic flavours - Margherita, Pepperoni, Ham and Mushroom, Vegetarian - and then one reserved for a weekly or daily special.

>>10583994
Japan can't do curry

>>10581382
Grilled and smoked meats focusing on organ meats that Americans usually don't eat.

Chicken heart/liver kabobs

Ground beef/liver chili onions, crackers, pickled jalapenos by default cheese and beans .50 extra each

Spicy "pulled pork" tongue

Grilled, then smoked oxtail

I would have more conventional items like smoked turkey legs, grilled sausage, hamburgers, etc. Sides would be hot peppers grilled and served with sweet chili dipping sauce. Would obviously have a fryer so fries, cracklings and corn tortillas would be sides and maybe an easy grilled flatbread.

Wouldn't work, but would be if I had all the money in the world, I'd try it.

Hot dogs
Chilli dogs
Dogs on a stick
Corndogs
Dogs in a blanket
For drinks:
Sodas with hot dog flavored ice.
Desert:
Fried hot dogs with Maple syrup and dark chocolate drizzle.

>>10581416
>hipster beer
>busting your ass to have a food truck with a liquor license
>then having to provide a little enclosure for hipsters
uh oh! Turns out you're retarded!

Historical food cart

>ancient Roman bread with garum
>Aztec spicy chocolate soup
>old fashioned violet candy
>Victorian era garbage-meat pies
>1950s jello horrors

>>10584231
>"Nice 'n Slicey, Not Too Pricey"
I wish my old computer hadn't broken, I have three image files so far and this is the closest to my reaction.

>>10584334
>Historical food cart
Be sure to include lead poisoning, cholera, and typhus.
>>1950s jello horrors
With the current cunty trend of vintage-worship, that might actually sell.

>>10581382
Tacos Tetas. Big tits, bikinis, and street tacos on the beach. I'd make a killing.

>>10584353
Open a gun range with a topless bar that sells good wings. That's basically a license to print money.

>>10584352
if you didn't grow up eating jello horrors, they are uniquely revolting. trying them once and never again is why gnarly jello fuckery hasn't caught on even ironically

>>10584360
I like dessert Jello salads, I think a lot of people do. You could just make them LOOK like horrible aspics but make them out of tasty fruits and gummies.

I had an idea for a food truck called Burger & Coke. The only thing on the menu would be a combo item of a can of Coke and a plain hamburger, but it would be sold at some really excellent price. I was really convinced this was a good idea for a while.

>>10584360
>if you didn't grow up eating jello horrors
Oh, I did. Late 70s family get-togethers always featured some god-awful thing my grandmother created in that bundt-cake-like Jello mold. Left over meats, vegetables and even breads thrown in there with minty green jello.

Just awful.

>>10584367
No options = no sales.
You *might* do OK for a little while if your burger was somehow uniquely delicious, but after the initial cache wears off, you're just another hamburger.

If, however, that "Coke" was cocaine, your sales might do pretty well.

>>10584381
>No options no sales
Nice 'I majored in marketing' meme there bucko

>>10584381
Too many choices can deter customers and might also give the impression that you don't specialise in anything. Not a bad idea to be known for one thing first and then branch out from there.

homefry potatos. my friend has a special recipe that I really enjoy and we talked about selling them. probably tacos al pastor too or hot dogs

>>10581382

Probably burgers + some BBQ items like pulled pork.

The gimmic would be that literally every item but the soft drinks is cooked with pork of some sort. Bacon in the ground beef, mushrooms cooked in bacon grease, etc.

Basically Vegans, Muslims, and Jews can go somewhere else.

>>10584231
>"Nice 'n Slicey, Not Too Pricey"

>>10582045
Jej

1 type of curry and white rice that's it. I would charge 2$

>>10581382
A good cheap hot dog stand.
I swear, at least where I live, there are so many of these hipster ass food carts that normal shit like hot dogs aren't even an option anymore. You can get a fucking artisan grilled cheese sandwich for like 8 bucks or a authentic taco with guac for 6 bucks but nowhere to eat something reasonably priced.
I swear a cart that sold basic hot dogs for like 2 bucks would do a killing here. People are tired of overpriced hipster crap.

Cups of ramen topped with an ungodly amount of condiments and lime juice

I'd sell all the shit my fiances mom gives us every time we go to visit. I'd sell it for super cheap so it would be more like a soup-kitchen. That way it wouldn't sit for 2 weeks in my fridge while my fiance debates whether or not she wants to eat it based on her perception of how fat her ass has gotten.

An entire menu of soy

>>10584885
LOL funny memes xD

>>10584080
you can anon just save up

>>10584224
Sucka.

>>10581382
weed

>>10584069
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>>10584231
>Nice 'n Slicey, Not Too Pricey
That's just too good.

toasted milk bread

Bologna sandwiches

>>10584230
What? They give you raw eggs in japanese ramen shops, too

>>10581849
ur gay

It would be called "Psycho Daves vegetarian fayre" and would sell a variety of vegetarian baked and fried goods.

If anyone expressed distaste for it on the grounds if it being vegetarian, I would leap the counter and kick the fuckers fucking cunt in, hence the name.

>>10581382
My penis

beer and barbeque

>>10581382
frozen yogurt milkshakes

call it The Cool Cow or something gay like that

Ramen with Italian-style Meatballs
Nori-roll calzones
Mozzarella Wasabi balls
Octopus Hotdogs
The Venetian (a long sushi roll with ground meat, tomato sauce, mozzarella, and wasabi)

>>10581870
>>10581924
I'd go to these

>>10584111
Egg on ramen is like cheese on a burger. It's not mandatory but it is a very common and liked by a lot of people

>>10585192
raw egg is also seen in animes

the actualy recipe calls for a PICKLED egg but fat fucking chance finding anywhere that actually does it that way, because it's cheaper to get fresh eggs to hard boil than to get pickled or pickle your own. and then they can charge teh dumb gaijin 300dolla for their bullshit packet ramen with an egg thrown in it

>>10584636
So like every other amerifat restaurant?

>>10583060
Looks like diarrhea.

Prefer French style.

>>10584074
Does she get blacked?

>>10588579
no she gets eels shoved up her ass and then she sucks a dog's dick really sloppily and then shits the eels into a diaper. welcome to japanese porn

A variety of Spanish omelettes served in blankets so you can eat it while you walk. Cheap to make, delicious and you can just put whatever in it and call it the speshul menu.

I would sell egg sandwiches, operating exclusively at night to pull sales when all other food stalls are closed. It might be a cool idea to put all the eggs on display on the front of the stall to show how many eggs are left, because if people are drunkenly ordering sandwiches they might not believe me if I told them I was suddenly out of eggs. The only problem with that plan is after putting all the eggs out, I don't know how I will get out of the stall until I sold them all. Any ideas?

>>10588604
atleast she's not BLACKED

>>10581382
>You run a small food stall / cart / van etc
No I don't.
>What's your menu?
I don't have one. I don't understand why you're making these assumptions about me.

>>10581382
Egg sandwiches

Fried fish

>>10589040
Niggers would steal all your eggs

>>10582248
Who is she

>>10589109
I cant believe it took this long.

>>10589199
>someone posts obvious /ck/ meme reference
>immediately turns it into "LOL NIGGERS XD"

This entire website is so boring and predictable. Filled with newfags from plebbit who are so excited they can say nigger that they completely neglect any restraint or actually trying to follow the conversation just so they can blurt it out every possible post.

We sell three things and visit local music festivals, farmer's markets, and Rennsissance faires. Biodegradeable paper plates and cups with every meal.

>local porkchops, grilled
$3 a chop.
>live sauerkraut with carraway
$2 for a liberal scoop.
>unpastuerized lambics fresh out of the carboy
$7 pints, $4 for a half.

>>10589224
Go somewhere else then, stupid nigger

>>10589236
I have nowhere else to go. I'm too old and have been here for too long that I cannot imagine posting anywhere that isn't 4chan.

>>10589243
Not my problem, fucking loser. Go away

>>10589250
No

>>10584547
If you had a cheese, bacon, b/c option and could choose your own veg it would be fine, probably want a fry or onion ring too though.

Chorizo spaghetti

>>10589236
Nigger

>>10584367
>>10584381

This would be a good idea if you made a unique burger and did them in batches to help reduce costs. Steamed cheeseburgers come to mind. In college my roommate had a rack where we could steam around a dozen patties at a time. They're absolutely delicious and a total crowd pleaser when you just whip out a dozen burgers at a party.

>>10584048
That's cultural appropriation and you should be ashamed. My culture is not your food stand. No other culture has ever used anything a white guy created. Eat shit

>>10589206
She's known as the cowboy hat lady. Sells stewed pork and rice in chiangmai.

>>10584333
Just don't live in a gay state with fascist liquor laws. This could work well in Lousiana or Missouri, for instance.

>>10584334
...do you have a recipe for garum that you've tried and actually works?

>>10581382
waffles, cotton candy, ben and jerrys, candy, tacos. just one or two ideas at once.

i also love dim sum but i wouldnt know where to buy it bulk (affordably)/if its popular enough to be profitable, maybe in little containers like this, but biodegradable and maybe better looking.

>>10589946
If you're operating a truck or a sidewalk stand that opens on public property good luck with that.

chili n crackers.
i will borrow garlic bread from the guy above.
roast beef sandwiches with bbq sauce.
and hot dogs.

>>10590190
and spaghetti.

I may need a truck

Potatos, every way possible.
Also onions and cabbage

sausages because i'm assuming you're supposed to want customers too.

>>10581905
kimski/maria's are awesome

>>10590151
>he lives in a commie shithole

>>10590246
>thinks laws regarding serving alcohol on public property are the same as those for serving it on private property

>>10589928
>eat shit
But you just said i shouldn't copy your culture, pajeet. Make up your mind already.

>>10581382
Risotto. Two different kinds every week, I'm pretty sure I can come up with 100 different risottos.

I live in Amsterdam so it'd basically be impossible to have one, but if you did, you could only make a profit with:
- incredibly basic cheap fast-food style stuff but then you're surrounded by almost poor people and drunks
- anything that sounds Mediterranean
- incredibly hipster fusion bullshit
I'd go for the third option, seems that's what makes the most cash at food truck events

>>10590759
>lives in amsterdam
>unaware of rollende keukens going on literally right now
is it legal to be this retarded?

>>10581836
the only true option