/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10582247
The fuck are those greasy morsels? Potatoes? Pineapple?

>>10582247
nice pasta faggot

Enjoy having half of your assets taken in the divorce.

>I told her she made me a bland breakfast
So. You don't have salt or pepper shakers or hot sauce or ketchup or curry powder or any of the million things you could add to spice it up? Maybe you wife is a supertaster who doesn't appreciate your tastelet bullshit.

You DID beat her up so she doesn't make the same mistake again, right?

>>10582247
you can't tell women the truth like that, you have to teach them to do it better. cook with her and show her how to make it right

>tfw my mom literally cried when I told her her food sucked

>>10582247
lazy nigger cant even spread the butter

>>10582284
after driving to the country?

I had a similar breakfast

She's just being nice to you, moron. Be nice to your wife. My wife can't cook either but I'm still nice when she makes stuff.

All the same, I took over the kitchen. I'm much better at it anyways.

No onions and garlic/10

>>10582247
Why would she cry over such a minor insult

>>10582342
>>10582317
>>10582292
>>10582247
>marrying someone with 0 useful skills
This is why most women can't cook, men will marry things for whatever hole they have available.

>>10582447
Or marry for the bond you have with them, their humor, personality, love? What kind of robot marries someone because they are skillful?

>overdone eggs
>underdone toast
>greasiest home fries I've ever seen in my life
Should have hit her.

OP just started crying cause I told him he copypasta’d me a bland shitpost. What do you guys think? It wasn't very good.

>>10582493
A woman?

>>10582292
My husband will tell me when somethin is bland/over cooked etc. I will say that he likes a lot more seasoning than I do, so I often expect him to add salt. Whenever I "over season" something, he likes it. But anyway, when we were first married he was very careful to be tactful, and give constructive criticism. I'm used to it now. He is always very kind, but I do request this criticism so that I can improve.

>having a 3D wife

>>10582247
Egg and potato scramble is the most delicious thing you could taste. She had the right idea just poor execution.

why did she cum on your bread

>>10582247
You'd start crying too if she said you were bland in bed.

>>10582917
What my wife does with her semen is none of your concern.

You already posted this a couple months ago... lol

>>10582247
That's a fucking abysmal breakfast. I trained my gf on how to cook properly.

>>10582247
I think she is on her period that shit looks terrible

>>10582247
i've seen this picture like 1000 times

>>10582953
It's been posted for years.

>>10582976
I've got it set as my desktop background

>>10582247
I think you should tell her that it tastes good and eat it anyway. Either help her improve, cook it yourself, or shut up and eat a meal you didn't have to make.

>>10582985
>>10582342
>>10582279
so reddit it hurts. if you cant tell the truth to your wife then whats the fuckin point? the whole idea is to be open and honest with your soul mate

>>10583035
You believe in "souls"? Heh.

>>10582493
Sounds like a whole bunch of excuses. There are probably women out there with better personalities and more utility than the woman you married that cries when she decided she would never put any actual effort in anything in her life other than putting makeup on and starfishing.

>>10582247
i know this is a shitpost, but I've just blatantly told my girlfriend that i'd do the cooking in the relationship. Love that girl but her idea of cooking is frozen chicken tenders and kraft mac and cheese.

>>10582247
Crack her head open like one of them eggs, use salt and pepper to taste and calmly explain to her how to season eggs properly.

>>10582247
>My wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast. What do you guys think? It wasn't very good.
GEE HAVE SOME PASTA WITH YOUR PASTA YOU DUMB FUCK

>>10582247

>>10583096
soul is just an outdated word for personality

>>10583035
Looks fine to me.

>>10582247
Why didn't you just toss some salt and pepper on it and tell her its good? No reason to upset the woman who could leave you and take half of everything you own

>>10582493
But anon! /pol/ taught me that girlfriends should just be a version my mom that I can have sex with!

>>10583633
I had to do the same. Why do women no longer know how to cook? Honestly I'm starting to question if any of the women in my life knew how to cook because my dishes already BTFO my mother's and grandmother's dishes. Then again neither of them can make any meat without over -cooking it, but I didn't know the difference as a kid.

>>10583722
Women no longer cook because men treat them like babies who don't have to take responsibility for anything and don't need anything other than an available vagina to be considered relationship material.

>>10582342
>living with years of shitty cooking to be “nice”

>>10582545
Yes but we're better than them Anon. Don't make their dumbass mistakes.

>>10582247
This thread literally got 40+ serious replies. In my 9 years on 4chan I've never been so embarrassed to be here before. That's it, I'm leaving, I'll spend my extra time learning Ancient Greek instead.

>>10582247
>My wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast.

You made the mistake of marrying a dumb white cunt, didn't you?

Divorce her and marry a nice asian or latina. Or any non american for that matter. You don't want to live life being tethered to a useless, entitled, white bitch.

>>10583096
>nothing personnel, kid, heh

>>10583722
Because women cooking is sexist, women doing anything around the house is sexist, women cleaning clothes is sexist, everything that isn't cheating on your husband all day every day while wasting his money on expensive clothing and other whore utensils is sexist.

Didn't you get the 21st century memo?

>>10584375
>marry a brown chink that just wants to upgrade their son's phenotype and see the first world
>marry a brown, short, smelly ugly wetback who just wanted to jump over the border
Oh yes, I'm going to just do that. Thanks anon.

>>10582247
I get so sick of incompetent women OP. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>10582247
>reee i'm so honest about someone else making me food that i don't like ree

why not just make it yourself, faggot?

damn you lucky op
i can only dream of food
my wife and jaquan always eat dinner together i bfan be happy when i can even get he scraps off the floor

>>10582493
gayest post i ever read

>>10582493
Because love simmers away, and houll one day get annoyed of their shit/charm whatever. If all she does is bithc and moan instead of keep house and cook shes completely useless.

You work all day long so that she can sit at home and bitch endlessly about every little inconvenience? No fuck that women for a century have been saying that they should be treated as equals, well guess what. If she has no useful skills, aka housekeeping or cooking, she's fucjing useless and a drag on everyone.

Beat get rid of her, youll be happier that way instead of trying to get her to do something until she divorces your sorry ass for being emotionally abusive. Fucking first world women are a joke, nothing good about them. The minute they open their mouth to speak they turn hideous.

>>10585163
Kinda funny how this copy pasta still gets people to this day

rate my gfs vegan dieting dog

>>10585163
copypasta

shoulda just had her suck your dick

>>10585291
10/10 would fuck.

>>10584492
>Latina = illegal Mexican
On second thought, don't, you'll just spread your worthless retard genes.

>>10585291
what happened to her face?

>>10582292
>>10582273
WRONG. Women need to be criticized when they fuck things up. You know what they absolutely can't stand? When you start sucking up to them despite them being mediocre.

>>10582279
The eggs are overcooked thoug, so even if she was a "supertaster" it would taste like shit.

>>10582247
stale pasta is stale