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What are you cooking for your mom on Mother's Day this Sunday?
You remembered, didn't you, Anon?

>> No.10577253
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10577253

>>10577229

>> No.10577256

>>10577229
BRAAAAAAAAP

>> No.10577272

Eh. I sent a card. It's the thought that counts.

>> No.10577275
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>>10577229
isn't that unsanitary?

>> No.10577291

>>10577275
a pube never killed anyone

>> No.10577294

>>10577229
I'll be making fried chicken. For the first time. I hope I don't fuck it up.

>> No.10577309

>>10577229
god damn, what a figure
perfect body

>> No.10577488

>>10577294
remember to make the oil REALLY hot and don't be a fuckup and spill it everywhere and burn the house down.

>> No.10577500

>>10577488
I'll try, but maybe I'll keep the little fire extinguisher in easy reach just in case.

>> No.10577503

>>10577275
What, not wearing a hat or hair-net? Or the nail extensions?

>> No.10577505

>>10577229
i would like to eat that hot girl's ass while she makes food

and then she'll finish the food ha ha and she'll go, "food's ready!!" and I'll say "no thanks I already ate!!!" HAHAHA

>> No.10577517

>>10577229
I can't help but feel the girl in OP's pic has a below average face

>> No.10577528

>>10577229
Nothing, because I moved 4,000 miles away from that crazy ho.

>> No.10577529

>>10577500
Remember, lightly lay the chicken into the oil, and when you put it in, put it away from you. The oil is (if you don't have a thermometer) hot enough when you flick water into it from your finger and it sizzles to high hell. Oil too cold will make your chicken oily and soggy.

>> No.10577531

>>10577517
When would you ever look at her face?

>> No.10577534

>>10577517
who the fuck would care?

i got a news flash for all you internet nerd guys you are not 9/10s in the face and you dont get to demand such from girls

so many of these lonely incel types would be happy in life if they admitted to themselves that average and homely girls are just fine too

>> No.10577542

i won't see her because i'll be cooking in a restaurant that you idiots take your mom to.

>> No.10577565
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>>10577503
both, along with the fact that there's nothing standing in the way of fecal matter wafting onto the food.

>> No.10577568

>>10577565
some of us are enlightened gentleman that consume only brapped-upon food

>> No.10577571

maybe
her birthday was a month ago and I blew my load for that occasion

>> No.10577573

>>10577571
wait no

>> No.10577582
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Well. Haven't been able to have a good mothers day in about 4 years...
She's dead.
But I hope all of you enjoy yours. Just...be nice to her :(

>> No.10577584

>>10577534
>you are not 9/10s in the face and you dont get to demand such from girls
When I'm trying to find a picture to masturbate to? The fuck I don't.

>> No.10577586

>>10577582
HAHA YOUR MOM IS DEAD

>> No.10577595

>>10577586
Fuck... I just realized that I'm not on /b/. Sorry.

>> No.10577597

>>10577586
Yes.
I hope you get to spend a nice day with your mother.

>> No.10577642

>>10577229
Goddamn, that's a nice bottom. What's her name? I'm going to abuse myself to her pictures.

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>>10577586
>>10577595
If you click the little checkbox on the upper left of your posts, and then click the "delete" button on the bottom right of the page, they will go away. Then only people who use the archive will know what an asshole you were today.

>> No.10577653

>>10577253
amazing. brap posting manifested as confection.

OT: nothing. she's an alcoholic and gets all her nourishment from cheap wine and cruelty. i've got my fingers crossed she'll die before i have to visit but i'm sure she won't because she's the devil

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>>10577229

>> No.10577670

>>10577229
I remembered. My mom's dead though. So thanks dickhead for reminding me.

>> No.10577673

>>10577582
You ain't alone famalam.

>> No.10577684

>>10577229
she better wash her hands after touching down there #wow #whoa

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>>10577582
It's ok anon I lost my mother when I was 10. We can feel this feel together.

>> No.10577774

>>10577534
>reddit spacing
>calling people incels
pls go back

>> No.10577782

Im sorry you got dicked and made me. Was it a suprise or unique? Getting dads dick made me. No? So why celebrate you scam ass bitch?

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>>10577582
poor based frogposter

>> No.10577873

>>10577573
megakek

>> No.10577896
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>>10577229
>she doesn't like anything I make
>one of the pickiest eaters
easier to buy her some damn hersheys with almonds.

>> No.10577906

>>10577896
My mother isn't like that; my siblings are.

>splash a little fish sauce on my rice
>two of them literally cry for over an hour
>none of them eat for four hours
>lock themselves in their rooms and won't come out until I've left
I really hate even visiting my family these days. She should spank these kids, GenZ is some sheltered and spoiled cancer.

>> No.10577908

>>10577906
You sound like an oldfag. Not everything is solved with striking your kids.

>> No.10577914

>>10577908
Letting them decide what to eat so they can cook a frozen pizza and fries while other people have a balanced meal, then throw fits and lock themselves in their rooms and refuse to be near people who eat foreign food is just shitty parenting. That's time to smack a child.

>> No.10577917

>>10577914
What the hell is with that reaction though?

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>>10577745
did you loose her to a bicycle wheel m8?

>> No.10577943

>>10577917
Straight up no discipline once they hit the age of five. Being allowed to decide their own, well everything, they were horrified by anything from the outside world. Literally hysterical when I ate anything you wouldn't find at Perkin's.

They've gotten a lot better. I got really close to them and kinda demanded she take the reigns. I did a lot of crazy shit there and then left, but it seemed to break their barrier. And she met a new man, and he's good with them. Now they walk to the local farmers to pick up produce to make soups, volunteer at the animal shelter, crazy shit I would never expect from shut-ins.

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>>10577673
>>10577745
>>10577790
Thancc frens

>> No.10577953

>>10577229
She's going to be out of town so I already did it - chicken piccata, broiled asparagus and capellini.

>> No.10579608

>>10577947
That is some dolan-tier rabbit over there

>> No.10579810

>>10577229
I cooked a bun in the oven for Mother's Day.

>> No.10579928

Eh, might visit her grave, won't be Sunday though, it'd have to be Monday. I have to drive down from college on Sunday, too bad she didn't get to see me graduate.

>> No.10579943 [DELETED] 

she's going to be out of state, watching my brother graduate college before I do. feels bad man.

>> No.10579953

wild mushroom jizzoto

>> No.10579977
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>>10577582
sorry bro

>> No.10579985

>>10577294
keep the oil at 340, and get oil that can handle those temps without burning

>> No.10580340

>>10577229
Dad is making barbecue, but dad makes barbecue every sunday

>> No.10580350

>home cooked meal
What am I seven? I take my mom out to her favorite restaurant because I'm not poor

>> No.10580360

I'm glad that cunt is dead.

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>>10577534
Roastie located

>> No.10580422

>>10577582
>>10577670
>>10577745
>>10579928
Hang in there bros.
My mom passed last year, so this one is probably going to be rocky, doesn't help that Sunday would have also been her birthday.
You other Anons that have at least a decent relationship with your mom, be sure to at least call her.

>> No.10580477

Cinnamon Apple Dutch Baby. A classic in my family. My dad used to make it for her but they've been apart for a long time.

>> No.10580485

We're doing a bourbon tasting together. Usually we go to a scotch bar but I think this will be a fun change

>> No.10580499

>>10580422
I know I'm probably an aberration but I suffered much more emotionally from the death of my dogs than mom. She never meant much to me at all, just an authoritarian figure who cooked shitty food.

>> No.10580500

>>10577294
use crisco or lard to fry. don't let the oil be too cold or too hot, fry at 350 F, get a thermometer, and don't forget to soak the chicken in butter milk, and double breading before actually frying.

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>>10577582

I know your pain, I lost my dad two years ago. You're not alone in missing a parent.

>> No.10580514

>>10580499
I'm honestly sorry to hear that. Shitty parents aren't as rare as they should be.

>> No.10580713

I am going to have lunch with her tomorrow since I don't live with her.

>> No.10581264

>>10577517
With an ass and body like that she could have a 7/10 face and still be worth my time. Add in some bangin' tits and I'd still be on it even if her face was a 6/10.
Also are those glasses or just a lock of hair? Glasses would add a solid.5

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>>10577229

>> No.10582643

>>10579608
Kek and or jej

>> No.10582661

POOOOT
FRRRRRRRRRRT

>> No.10582824

>>10577668
lmao, what is the context of this even?

>> No.10582834

>70 posts
>still no sauce on op girl

>> No.10582844

>>10582824
It's a machine he used on Japanese escalators to suck hot braps out of schoolgirls asses undetected

Then you can enjoy the braps in your own home braplounge

>> No.10582857

>>10582824
Another reddit fucker that needs to leave or go to /d/. Source is in the right-left corner, it's been posted here regularly for at least a month. Gas fetish on all boards is getting annoying and needs to be bannable.

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>>10582857
>right-left

>> No.10583014
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A sort of greek orzo salad with grilled fish.

>> No.10584112
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She'll surely remember this one ;^)

>> No.10584134

>>10577229
I'll probably just get her some flowers and help her in the yard.

>> No.10584202

Oven ribs, macaroni salad, coleslaw, and corn bread muffins.

>> No.10585093

>>10577294
>fried chicken
i guess your not celebrating father's day

>> No.10585108

>>10577505
Hahahaha

>> No.10585124

>>10580350
>take her out to resturant
what am i six? i cook a meal because im not a bad cook

>> No.10585132
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I am making my mom a Soylent shake.

>> No.10585595

>>10585124
You're cheap and she doesn't appreciate it as much as going out. She never gets to go out, she always eats in, even on "her day". You make her feel bad

>> No.10585602

>>10577229
I'm probably going to spend $300 on dinner with her, dad, and brother.

>> No.10585761

>>10577565
like pants are some airtight barrier that magically prevents all fecal matter from wafting out?

>> No.10585819

>>10577229
If that was my mom id let her wash my little balls and let my friends come over and all get molested.
Figuratively speaking if this was a hypothetical question regarding my potential upbringing in a parallel universe where I am a young boy with a 4 inch dick that gets gobbled by mommy along with a the other boys as dad fucks sis.


Im cooking mum sum chiggin

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>>10585761
At least it's two barriers instead of one.

>> No.10585926

>>10584112
Nobody is surprised by knowing that it is you who is born, why even breathe ?

>> No.10586266

>>10577565
>there's nothing standing in the way of fecal matter wafting onto the food.
How leaky is you ass? Don't you shower, like at all? Why do you have a shitty dirty ass all the time?
If you have fecal matter floating around in the air at your house what difference does it make what you cook in, your food is going to get contaminated when you sit down to eat it, or arer carrying it from the stove tot he table, or when you get up to get a drink.

>> No.10586617

>>10586266
Asses just leak, get over it, you're a fucking animal and unless you use a bidet or shower after every shit, you leak and stink.

>> No.10586638

>>10586617
So what you're saying is your argument completely doesn't matter because it's going to be "infected" anyways so there's no problem cooking in your underwear.
Wow, great job. A real modern intellectual.

>> No.10586680

>>10586617
>shower after every shit
You don't do this? How often are you shitting?
I get up, go for a run, come home, take a shit, hop in the shower, grab some breakfast, and head out to deal with the day. Same with my GF, except she likes to run after work, which works out nicely, she makes breakfast and I make dinner. No shitty asses in my house, I'd feel bad for you son, except I have no sympathy for filth.

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>>10586680
Some of us shit more than once a day.

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>>10577229
Happy Mother's day Mom. I sure do appreciate how you scarred my vaginal lining with constantly raping me with a hairbrush handle, or the bristled end if I was really bad. Thanks for all the cigarettes you tapped ash out onto my hair or put out in my arm. Thanks for molesting my baby brother too, I' sure the fact he turned out to be a neurotic homosexual shut in is pure coincidence. Oh, and thanks for making me join in too, every thirteen year old girl should lose her anal virginity to her three year old baby brother while he cries with your finger up his ass.
Thanks for making it so guilty crying orgasm to straight shota and torture porn is the only way i can get off as an adult. thanks for making it so I don't even trust myself around my best friend's kids. THANKS MOM
I'm glad you are in the state home with the rest of the sick animals, where you belong, I'd say enjoy the solitude but your dementia has even kept you from realizing your crimes , hasn't it? The perfect defense.
Fuck you forever and fuck whoever manufactured this holiday to sell greeting cards. being a mom is nothing, every dumb subhuman in the planet shits out offspring.
Don't bother replying, I hid the thread. Cram your (You)s up your asses.

>> No.10586709

>>10585124
>>10580350
>visiting your mom at all
What am I five? I give her a call on Mother's Day while I know she's at work, then don't pick up the phone later when she calls back.

>> No.10586712

>>10586705
hot

>> No.10586856

>>10586696
>>10586680
I literally shit 3-4 times a day. I love shitting, desu. Such a relaxing, peaceful time alone with your thoughts.

>> No.10587011

>>10586856
thats fucked up. i hate shitting. i try to shit as little as possible which is like once a day. i take a 15 minute shit w/ a 15 minute wipe time, takes a chunk out of my day. often ill finish wiping after struggling to shit and then it will all start wanting out but ill refuse to shit again out of principle based on all the effort i just spent wiping. you ever shit with the lights off

>> No.10587039

>>10586705
I'm sorry.
Seek help.

>> No.10587219

>>10586705

Is there a doujin like this?

>> No.10587229

breakfast sausage eggs
back ribs

>> No.10587240

>>10585875
hope cancer doesn't win

>> No.10587273
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>>10577229
This.

Toasted Ravioli with a cayenne-alfredo shrimp sauce. The product of a guy who still lives with his parents getting bored and succumbing to base gluttony, and she loves the dish.

Will post recipe if interested.

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>>10586617
>and unless you use a bidet or shower after every shit, you leak and stink.

>he doesn't shower after shitting

picrel

>> No.10587317

>>10577653
good for you. my mom's a useless toxic narcissist who's been propped up and supported by her family for years. fuck her and them forever

>> No.10587323

>>10587273
Sounds good.

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>>10587240
It's benign, though.

>> No.10587546

Chocolate cake from that tasty youtube channel.

>> No.10587763

>>10577229
>you will never be able to go balls deep and orgasm into that pussy from behind while you grab that fat juicy ass

Why live?

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She passed away in 2014. But this week I taught her cookie recipe to my students, and that's gotta count for something.

>> No.10587778

>>10577229
Yes I am, and yes I did.

>> No.10587924

>>10587767
YOU ARE GREAT, PLEASE HAVE A GOOD LIFE

>> No.10587966

>>10587011
Eat more fibre, broxander. Squeezing a poo out shouldn’t take more than a minute, really.

>> No.10588079

>>10586709
I know this is a joke but it's sad that people are actually like this.

>> No.10588104

>>10577534
there are female incels too, roastie

>> No.10588127

>>10588079
it's sad that there are mothers so worthless that their children don't even want to see them. To all of you bitches out there in /ck/, and I know you are many, just remember that your baby isn't your eternal slave just because you change its diaper. Your baby has the right to grow up and choose whether it wants to see you. And if you can't behave like a reasonable, pleasant human being, you might never see your baby again.

>> No.10588133

>>10577229
Ya paso y fue el 10 de mayo pendejo gringo

>> No.10588250

>>10577565
>normalfags are impressed by this

>> No.10588283

I want to make her pistachio cupcakes. I was thinking plain vanilla cupcake with the pistachio inside and maybe a pistachio frosting. But I'm also thinking maybe something like an angel food cake with pistachios in that. What do you think is better?

>> No.10588294

>>10588283
Chicks love cupcakes. Do the cupcakes.

>> No.10588303

>>10588294
Aight, you probably right.

>> No.10588344

>>10588127
>And if you can't behave like a reasonable, pleasant human being, you might never see your baby again
Me and my mum aren't speaking right now because she did something incredibly stupid and then played the victim card when I got angry and told her that I thought it was stupid of her to do. If that bitch keeps telling me "I'M NOT YOUR MUM ANY MORE YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN THEN" every time I do something she doesn't like then OK, she's not my mum.

Feels kinda weird, man. I think I'm getting a drink tonight.

>> No.10588991

she has gone away so nothing...

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>>10577229

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>>10577229

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>>10577505

>> No.10590715

>>10577505
hahahahaha!

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>> No.10590751

>>10582844
Based braplounge poster

>> No.10590755

>>10585602
Absolutely based anon

>> No.10590763

>>10586680
How's her braps, son?

>> No.10591662

>>10577505
Hahaaaa nice

>> No.10591804

made some burgers,first time. turned out nice enough but could've made them better. not enough fat. however my mom is a bitch and doesnt deserve a good burger so win/win

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>>10588104

>> No.10592796

>>10577586
HAHA

>> No.10593187

>>10577229
Some checkerboard icebox cookies

>> No.10593331

>>10581421
Get your crotch hound out of there!

>> No.10593359

A quiche, some sliced fruit and a salad with some of those edible flowers. Gonna be spending the day doing some work around the house for her too. Remember to treat your mom right while she's still around lads, you only get one.

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>>10577229
Eggs benny, freshly baked bagels with cream cheese and lox.

>> No.10593372

>>10577229
Dunno, but the bitch had better be making me her extra special tendies on this hallowed date.

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>>10587315
>SITH HAPPENS!

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Grilled chicken breast with mushroom sauce

>> No.10593751

>>10577565

Anon you need to know that there's fecal matter everywhere you go. Microscopic amounts of it are everywhere. It's not enough to get you sick or anything but shit's everywhere.

>> No.10593774

>>10586617
>Asses just leak, get over it
the absolute state of america everybody

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>>10577582

Mom and Dad both dead.
Guess that makes me an orphan.

>> No.10594034

>>10586617
>Asses just leak, get over it

An ass's purpose is to not leak and to allow evacuation of waste selectively. I think that something might be wrong with yours, bro

>> No.10594051

>>10577582

Hang in there

>> No.10594122

>>10577229
I wife cooked her a lasagna

>> No.10594361

Nothing. The bitch knows how to cook herself. She can make whatever she wants.

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>>10586617
>Asses just leak,

>> No.10594401

>>10577582
Dad's dead
Brother does heroine (actually in prison)
Mom is an alcoholic
Wife cheated on me 4 years ago, I have hated women since

>> No.10594419

I have some pumpkin hot chocolate spoons setting right now. Taking them over in about an hour after I wrap them.

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>>10586617
>tfw when you get on /ck/ on sunday and you see you made a post on friday that you have no recollection making

>> No.10594425

>>10586617
>Asses just leak
No, they don't, most human beings have a functioning sphincter.

>> No.10594457
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>>10594419
Here they are.

I made them better during Christmas but these will work.

>> No.10594478

>>10588283
Do a pistachio filling and then make a pistachio powder in the food processor and dust the frosting with it.

Please don't put whole pistachio in a cupcake.

>> No.10594481

>>10586696
>>10586856
> /ck/
> come for the food - stay for the shit

>> No.10594489

>>10577272
this

>> No.10594494

>>10577528
this

>> No.10594497

>>10577542
>Idiots
I mean, you're the one dumb enough to work there...

>> No.10594505

>>10586709
I don't even call, I send a card, except I don't even do that, my gf sends the card hahaha

>>10588079
not everyone has good relations with their families, and not every one of those situations is the fault of the child.

>>10588127
good man

>> No.10594511

>>10594401
dad's dead
brother is alcoholic and schizophrenic
mom lets brother stay with her but doesn't make him get any kind of serious help so he just festers in his alcoholism and psychotic episodes
I hate my mom for allowing this
I talk to my brother once in a while. I don't talk to my mom.

>> No.10594549

>>10588250

Like you are one to create anything like this.
It is indeed nice to see some artistry in action while not turning whole course into art piece which you are not allowed to actually eat.

>> No.10594703

Mother's day is one of those scam holidays that retailers and restaurants lobbied congress for so they could profit. Mom's don't deserve special recognition because they made a choice to shit some spawn into an overpopulated world of increasing suffering from between their piss and shithole.

>> No.10595105

>>10594703
You're so cool anon-kun!

>> No.10596243

>>10577229
if my moms ass looked like that id be eating it everyday LOL

>> No.10596383

>smelling farts
Do americans really do this?

>> No.10596413

>>10594703
>the overpopulation meme
hahahha anon pls

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>>10596383
yes

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Got my mom a fancy Dyson vacuum cleaner. She loves it.

>> No.10597210

>>10577294
Fried chicken is piss easy anon

Dip your meat into the seasoned flour, egg wash, panko crumbs, hot as fuck oil, take out when they brown then add to baking sheet at 400 degrees in the oven for 30 mins and you get fantastic fuckin' chicken

>> No.10597309

Show of hands from everyone who came in the food they made their mothers for mother's day.