/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10575263
>>Wasting delicious rabbit meat on a sandwich

>>10575263
Never had a rabbit sandwich, is it good?

>>10575263
If your gf is female, we've found the problem.

>>10575263
Bunnies are cute
[spoiler]But how do they taste?

she's right; rabbit meat doesn't deserve to be sullied by the presence of bread

>>10575282
very lean

rabbit is basically chicken that grows in the forest prove me wrong that's right you cant

>>10575263
Rabbit is way too expensive for what it is, I would be pissed too

some time ago I ate boiled rabbit, there was a tiny oval dark organ inside I also ate up. was it the liver or the kidney or something else entirely

My grandma has cooked rabbit for me a few times. Tasted delicious. She is very dear to me and I dread the day she will leave the earth.

>>10575298
Chicken tastes good.

>>10575318
It was the poop, you may want to go get tested for cancer

>>10575298
You're wrong. It's equivalent to a chicken breast with every scrap of fat removed. That's not to say it's bad, as I kill 15-20 each year and eat them but it ain't your meemaws backyard chicken, ok?

Back on OP's bait post, psychological association with animals in terms of empathy is an entirely human response especially when our culture has developed icons of "bambi," "thumper" and the easter bunny.

>>10575304
Expensive? It costs about 5 cents, i.e. the price for a single .22 cartridge.

>>10575360
>everyone has healthy, wild rabbits running through their backyard

>>10575337

If she contributes either directly or indirectly to the death of fuzzy wuzzy bunniez then hopefully she dies soon and painfully.

>>10575263
Shes brainwashed and doesnt associate cute little pigs and cows and chicken with meat anymore, but since rabbit isnt commonly sold in grocery stores she hasn't disassociated the animal from the meat yet

>>10575373
>>everybody is chained to their toilet and is incapable of traveling elsewhere to hunt wabbits

>>10575263
Bunnies are cute. Not a hard concept.

>>10575397
Odd autistic assumption

>>10575397
He's got a point. Most property owners aren't going to let some /ck/ or /k/ tier yahoo run around on their property blasting away at a bush blown by the wind. The alternative is govt. BLM, National Forest or Corps of Engineer land where the aforementioned yahoos are thick as flies on dog shit and will fire at simply the sound of you walking through the woods. Fortunately, they're such bad shots and they have no idea how to maintain their weapon, you probably won't get hit, but still...

>>10575263
>wasting rabbit meat on a sandwich instead of making conejo al ajillo or a delicious meat paella.

Your gf is right, kys you monster.

>>10575500
>not making civet
you have to go back

Bunnies are too cute for eating you social retard, you only have a GF because women love assholes

>>10575508
>using a low fat, low meat weight animal to make a stew

Jesus christ just off yourself already. I'm spanish and I know how to cook rabbit.

>>10575263
A rabbit is a lot more charismatic to most people. It's really not a difficult concept.

>>10575523
Stop fuming over another person having a girlfriend and get one yourself to impose gay stupid attempts at morals at.
"Supreme Gentleman"

>>10575523
Calm down Elliot Rabbit.

>>10575523

>>10575601
Just delicious.

Why are people thinking that wild rabbits are anything like their domesticated bunnies?

>>10575620
Same reasons why people wear sneakers or i hate americans.

>>10575626
What are you even trying to say?

What does rabbit taste like?
All I know they are really lean.

>>10575611
Animals can be both delicious and adorable, certainly.

>>10575620
>>10575626
>>10575632

It really all comes down to rule #2: People are stupid. (and no, I don't mean the forum rules. I mean THE rules).

>>10575275
/Thread

>>10575636
It's got a slightly gamey flavour to it and not much more. There's a reason so many rabbit recipes tell you to add bacon etc. for flavour.

>>10575651
I thought the second rule was to no talk to a man first.

>>10575664
wanna pet and eat dat goth bunny

>>10575641
>"The wife jokes it will
The title to you'r gif should be DSP enjoying his bits and cheers

>>10575667
1: there is an excption to every rule, except this one.
2: people are stupid
3: everything is a weapon
4: common sense isn't common
....need me to continue?

>>10575275
>delicious
Its pretty bland, famalam

>>10575675
Those aren't the rules I as I remember them, but it's just some old-ass meme so who cares

>>10575670
What?

>>10575675

>>10575668

>>10575734
Are bunnies good pets?
I've become allergic to cats even though we always had cats when I was a kid.

>>10575749
No, make a sudden movement and they are dead, leave them alone for some hours and they off them self, they are literal phaggots.

>>10575451
Not all of us our dumb mutts, idiot

>>10575263
The problem is that you find bad partners. Try being gay or maybe just join the incel revolution.

>>10575761
Why would do that?

>>10575960
Because i like to flaunt and wave my arms around in my house, you coach potato.

>>10575553
>posts anime
>recommends geting irl gf
lol, wat?

i clipped a rabbit with my car and felt so terrible i went back 30 mins later because i had to knoe if it was dead or suffering, it was alive in the middle of the road still in shock with blood everywhere coming from its mouth. I moved it and it was hopping. 1 month later its a regural in my backyard and fine, just a scarred up mouth/face.

Id eat one though

>>10575275
>delicious rabbit meat
delusional
its like shitty pork

>>10575749
Yes they are, but you'll need two. Bunnies are fucking cool, basically the opposite of this cock jockey >>10575761

>>10575983
Lol its a reaction pic lol, what? lol

>>10575734
Hot

>>10575992
Can you train the to poop in a litterbox?

>>10575263
>"it's rabbit"
>OMG WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>I don't understand

>"it's dog"
>OMG WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

you're in the same boat, bigot

>>10576018
of course

>>10576037
>Dogs were domesticated to NOT be eaten
I mean I guess they can be eaten but what if op is ok with dog and you're just pulling shit out your ass.

>>10576081
>center left wasn't a dick

>>10575523
Bruv why do people like you exist?

>>10575382
Those rabbits would kill you and rape your wife and daughters on top of your dead body if they were given the chance senpai

>>10576308
That's hot.

fight me /ck/

>>10575263
Rabbits are for fucking, not eating

>>10575451
Stop pretending you know shit about what you're talking about, property owners will pay you for hunting rabbits, boars, and other shit on their property and let you keep whatever too.

>>10575626
What?

People think anything against the norm is ew.

>>10576493
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______ !

>>10576595

>>10576606
this isnt a thing in the US, there was even a "major" standoff about it because the US is full of hicks and is run by other hicks that don't like the first set of hicks for no known reason

tfw gf doesnt eat lamb

>>10576903
My ex absolutely hated the taste of lamb.
To me it's one of the tastiest meats.

>>10576895

It is absolutely a thing in the Ozarks, which is good because there's fuck all else in the Ozarks.

>>10576895
This is a thing in the US, you can hunt on private property all you want as long as you either own it, or get permission from the owner, who will be more than happy to let you kill some boar that have been tearing up their crops or spooking their livestock.
Also the Bundy standoff had nothing to do with hunting rights on private property.

>>10575263
Women are retarded.

>>10575584
Don't you mean Rodger Rabbit?

>>10575263
Rabbit doesn't belong in a sandwich. You need to stew or slow-cook it for a long-ass time and enjoy it in its tenderness. It doesn't make good deli cuts.

>>10575749
They're awesome.

>>10576503
I'm pretty sure I've eaten horse. It's just very lean, slightly tougher, or more "fibrous"(?) beef.

>>10577616
That's a hare dawg

>>10576875

What is it with people who are okay with eating animals they don't like, but if the critter is "cute," it's basically the Holocaust to them? Either go vegan or realize that you can eat anything that tastes good. Rabbit is fine. I eat rabbit stew with my Romanian neighbor all the time, and I have no problem distinguishing between "pet" rabbits and food rabbits.

>>10576595
micropenis detected

>>10575298
chickens live in the forest too so it's not really a useful distinction

>>10577649
It's an escaped pet rabbit that someone found hiding underneath his car.

>>10575397
At that point it's much more expensive than the price of a single cartridge.

>>10576131
not him, but thats also wrong as koreans have a specific breed of dog they use for meat.

>>10576875
I want to fuck that bunny!
Seriously?

Are you guys worried about getting parasites from eating the meat of animals you hunted in your backyard?

>>10575357
Not really, it's more like it's not a normal meat choice. You can't go to a normal supermarket, and buy rabbit. Anyone would have the same reaction if OP was eating alligator instead, and there isn't any empathic psychological association towards alligators or iguanas.

>>10575263
Rabbits are pests, fuck them lot

>>10578927
parasites are a meme and only americans get them

>>10576595
PENCILDICK

>>10576503
This scale is fucking terrible for a lot of reasons but it makes me laugh every time I see it. Why are there cats scattered between the dogs? why is the rabbit closer to the pet side than the horse when rabbit is more common to purchase for food than horse? Similarly, the only people I can think of who eat horse are brits, and that was only on accident a few times as far as I can remember. Why is the duck on the far end of the food when it's not as common as chicken, pig, or cow to eat? Why are the only two pets people keep dogs and cats and maybe rabbits and possibly a horse based on this thing? There's so much wrong here.

>>10575392
Chicken are the least cute animal

Yuppies are a trip.

>>10576037
I'm unironically fine with eating both
t. Asianboi

>>10575523
If that were true you'd have a GF, and I'm willing to bet that you don't.

>>10576895
This is a case of people using lethal force to resist a court order for the government to seize their cattle, being willing to fire on federal officers with a warrant to approach their land. It has absolutely nothing to do with the hunting industry or the legal right to make agreements about hunting on private property. Why are you posting this irrelevant case as proof that it's illegal to hunt in America? Your entire argument is theory, and you're talking to people who have shot and eaten wild game legally. I just don't think you know what you're talking about.

>>10575733
When tf2 was good. Time sure flies.

>>10575282
>>10575636
exactly like cat

Damn wish I could hunt in my country but the laws are too harsh on any gun ownership. So far I only got to eat rabbit that was raised for meat, get it for free from people as pay when fixing shit. My grandma made some rabbit with mushrooms in white dairy sauce with herbs, it was real good food. What other rabbit recipes do you reccommend /ck/? Got a headless one in the freezer been there since Easter.

>>10575263
>>OMG WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

lol dumb white girls freak out over a rabbit

>>10575263

How sheltered is your little liberal peta girlfriend? Is she 31 and still lives with her mom and dad?

time to dump her

>>10575733
>Be polite
"HEADSHOT FAGGOT. GG EZ NO RE"
>Be professional
Stands in one wide open spot at the back of the map all game
>Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Gets 3 kills max all game

>>10580995
French have no problem eating horses. Horse meat is also super cheap.
T. ate horse meat because it was cheaper than chicken through uni years

>>10576875
>>10576888
>>10577652
>>10578885
speaking of that, actually
>LOLOL I LOVE MY RABBITS + THEY WERE GAY SO GO THEM LOLOL SO PROGRESSIVE
>Until one day I saw something gross, so I had all four of their collective balls cut off.
liberalism is a disease

>>10584219
americans only dont use horse meat because of their culture of using horses as work animals, so horse meat tended to come from only shitty old broken horses for a long time, resulting in worse meat than equivalent purpose-raised cattle or swine

the real bewildering thing imo is duck

everyone thinks goose and duck are too cute to eat, or at least very exotic. how? they're super common, especially duck in asian cuisine. it's expensive but it's worth it

>>10585511
>"Awesome! I have two proud, liberal bunnies!"
do americans actually think animals understand politics

>>10585518
duckmeat is too fatty, oily and gross

>>10585518
I think its less about people thinking they are cute and more cost duck that I'd cheap is terrible and good luck is as expensive as good seafood in most places, lamb might be a better fit but even that I feel has more to do with price (lamb is expensive in America) than how well liked the animal is. Also geese are protected in America so you can't just hunt the flying assholes

>>10575275
>>10575304
Rabbit takes the least effort and space to raise (aside from rats and maggots, I suppose)
almost no smell (unlike most animals), they make zero noise (unlike birds), takes for them only 3 months for them to grow to the right size
you only need to feed them waste - old bread, veggie cut-offs and garden weeds
it's the perfect animal to raise in your backyard
>>10575282
absolutely delicious
sort of mix between chicken breasts and pork cutlet

If you don't eat rabbit and horse, you might as well be vegan.

>I'll not have this delicious lean meat. little girls think the animals are too cute

>>10578661
He is right, but hunter gatherers generally ate their dogs before resorting to canibalism. Some developed a taste for it, like with cannibalism

>>10585760
horse is only ok. it's TOO lean.

>>10585945
I'll come over to your house and kick your not so lean ass.

If anything, rabbit is the worst of the two

>>10585969
ive never had rabbit and dont intend on trying it. meat needs at least a little fat, man. but then again i dont eat a lot of red meat so i prefer it to be a luxurious and decadent thing when i do

>>10585996
btw i mean decadent like "i cant believe i ate the whole thing" actually decadent, not the yankee meme understanding they got from watching those old Al-Quaeda videos and not looking up the word "decadent" before assuming it means "luxurious" or "excessive"

>>10580190
>Anyone would have the same reaction if OP was eating alligator instead

You're definitely underestimating the cultural factor here. We consider 'cute bunnies' closer to pets than food.

>not eating horse

>>10575263
>eating a rabbit
c'mon, anon, you wouldn't harm a cute bunny rabbit just to sate your hunger, would you?

>>10580190
>You can't go to a normal supermarket, and buy rabbit
Get a load of this amerilard
You can buy rabbit anywhere in Europe, there's always a lot of rabbit in Auchan.

>>10585536
not only do they think that but the 18th commandment also lets them vote

>>10577400
Who said op didn't slow cook & shred it like pulled pork dude?

>>10587902
This post is literally the definition of being obsessed.

>>10587947
Sorry, m8, that's just too easy to guess, rabbit is very common in Old World and your narrow argument gives you out immediately.

>>10575990
>Rabbit tasting like pork
A MERRY FUCKING CAN

>>10587955
I'm not even the anon you were originally replying to. I was just more referring to you acting superior for not being american while you have fucking childish gambino reaction images saved on your computer.

>>10587962
>acting superior
lmao
I'm not acting superior, I'm just telling that he is fucking narrow-minded. Europe doesn't have some of stuff you can find in USA stores, but this is okay. And if CG triggers, then lmao@ur life
In reality, the only thing that is obsessed here is you with your superiority complex.

>>10575263
Rabbits are cute, the others are not. Simple as that, most people don't like eating cute things except for like Chinese people.

Rabbit is surprisingly delicious.

>Saw a recipe for a Rabbit and Mustard stew a while back.
>Decided to try it.
>Only the butcher sold Skinned Rabbit so I bought it there for about £6.
>Back home, realised I forgot to ask for them to gut it.
>Sharpened my best knife and started cutting.
>I used to be autistically squeamish in Biology classes about dissections and stuff but this time was different.
>Was it the grumbling of my tummy? The adrenaline from cutting a once alive cute creature open? Natural barbaric instincts? Either way I was really getting into the butchering.
>Rabbits have this silver skin, underneath the fur, that is elastic and means you need to cut it delicately to not mess up too much meat.
>Was following a guide I found for butchering rabbit online, Guts and head off first, then the silver skin, then the various cuts to maximise the meat from the bone with minimal waste.
>Was my first time doing anything like this and it took over 2 hours, but In the end I had a bowl of the guts, a bowl of the meat and the remaining carcass on the board.
>It was then i realised how much of an art butchering is, the precision and detail alongside the intense concentration to minimise waste and maximise the lean, juicy profit.
>Made a Rabbit stock with the carcass and the stew lasted two meals, highly recommended if you have the time.

Only downside with rabbit is the price, You're not getting much meat for what you pay.

>>10575263
Nobody does this, go outside

>>10588221
No, rabbit is terrible. People only eat it because it's "different", it's literally the mead of meat renfaire boy

>>10588235
You have no taste, woman

>>10588252
>pretending to enjoy third rate meat infused with microscopic bone shards could make people not notice my micro-penis
Let me guess, you carry a gun around everywhere and are afraid to drink beverages other than beer, black coffee, and whisky (also you sperg over whether whisky has an "e" in it)

>>10588259
Calm down.

>>10583728
fucking ching chongs

>>10575382
>>>>>/an/

>>10576503