/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Get me off this gay ass planet.

I pray every day for nuclear war.

>>10571252
Italian Breasts in the Sunshine: A Futurist dessert that features almond paste topped with a strawberry, then sprinkled with fresh black pepper.
Diabolical Roses: Deep-fried red rose heads in full bloom.
Divorced Eggs: Hard boiled eggs are cut in half; their yolks are removed and put on a "poltiglia" (puree) of potatoes, and their whites on one of carrots.

>>10571264
>>10571265
You realize Futurism has been dead for a century?

does gen z really do this?

>>10571252
Coasties are fucking weird

The dishes on the Wiki page sound less horrible than the ones Stephen Fry describes:
https://youtu.be/Fd1RRxBn8qg?t=59

SHIT like this is fucking stupid. It took eleven years for achewood to come true

>>10571299
>the chicken is roasted with a handfull of ball-bearings
>when the chicken has fully absorbed the flavor of the mild steel it is garnished with whipped cream

>>10571315
It took eleven years for achewood to come true about a pre-war culinary movement?

>>10571345
Im gonna be honest, I only half read that. I must have missed, like, all of that.

I'm dumb, disregard.

>>10571358
Motherfucker, it's the second sentence.

>>10571252
>The diners would eat in a mock aircraft, whose engines' vibrations would stimulate the appetite. The tilted seats and tables would "shake out" the diners' pre-conceived notions,
This sounds incredibly annoying. You'd spend the entire meal trying to keep everything on the tables.

>>10571252
Cleaning the Mirror, 1995
Cleaning the Mirror consisted of five monitors playing footage in which Abramović scrubs a grimy human skeleton in her lap. She vigorously brushes the different parts of the skeleton with soapy water. Each monitor is dedicated to one part of the skeleton: the head, the pelvis, the ribs, the hands, and the feet. Each video is filmed with its own sound, creating an overlap. As the skeleton becomes cleaner, Abramović becomes covered in the grayish dirt that was once covering the skeleton. This three-hour performance is filled with metaphors of the Tibetan death rites that prepare disciples to become one with their own mortality. The piece consists of a three-piece series. Cleaning the Mirror #1 was performed at the Museum of Modern Art, consisting of three hours. Cleaning the Mirror #2 consists of 90 minutes performed at Oxford University. Cleaning the Mirror #3 was performed at Pitt Rivers Museum for five hours.[24]

Spirit Cooking, 1996
Abramović worked with Jacob Samuel to produce a cookbook of "aphrodisiac recipes" called Spirit Cooking in 1996. These "recipes" were meant to be "evocative instructions for actions or for thoughts."[25] For example, one of the recipes calls for "13,000 grams of jealousy," while another says to "mix fresh breast milk with fresh sperm milk."[26] The work was inspired by the popular belief that ghosts feed off intangible things like light, sound, and emotions.[27]

In 1997, Abramović created a multimedia Spirit Cooking installation. This was originally installed in the Zerynthia Associazione per l'Arte Contemporanea in Rome, Italy and included white gallery walls with "enigmatically violent recipe instructions" painted in pig's blood.[28] According to Alexxa Gotthardt, the work is "a comment on humanity's reliance on ritual to organize and legitimize our lives and contain our bodies."[29]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Abramovi%C4%87#Spirit_Cooking,_1996

>>10571574
Rhythm 0, 1974
Main article: Rhythm 0
To test the limits of the relationship between performer and audience, Abramović developed one of her most challenging (and best-known) performances. She assigned a passive role to herself, with the public being the force which would act on her. Abramović placed on a table 72 objects that people were allowed to use (a sign informed them) in any way that they chose. Some of these were objects that could give pleasure, while others could be wielded to inflict pain, or to harm her. Among them were a rose, a feather, honey, a whip, olive oil, scissors, a scalpel, a gun and a single bullet. For six hours the artist allowed the audience members to manipulate her body and actions. This tested how vulnerable and aggressive the human subject could be when hidden from social consequences.[3] By the end of the performance, ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Abramovi%C4%87#Spirit_Cooking,_1996

>>10571580
>By the end of the performance, ...
I'm going to click the Wiki article. If the above sentence doesn't end with "she was shot for being such a pretentious twat," I'm going to be severely disappointed.

>>10571281
they don't know what futurism is

they're retarded 12 year olds like everyone on this site

>>10571252
This is just fucking stupid faggotry pretending to be deep art rather than nonsensical shit

>>10571824
It was mostly trolling, actually.

>>10571821
>pretending that being educated on pretentious dead "art" that didn't survive two decades, around 100 years ago, is some sort of massive gap in knowledge
Maybe there are people here that didn't waste their money on a liberal arts degree at state.

>>10571824
You and almost everyone in this thread have a tenuous grasp on art in general let alone the intents of futurism. Stick to frozen pizzas and leave art to people with half a brain

>>10571982
>leave art to people with half a brain
We always do.

>>10571982
AKA Frida Kahlo

>>10571974
>skimming the opening paragraph of the wiki article before shitting out a tired "le fugg le gay earth :D" reply is some sort of massive imposition
Did you major in doing the bare minimum to not get kicked out of business before getting a job in daddy's firm?

>>10571580
Abramovic is an attentionwhoring cunt

>>10571252
>Some food on the table would not be eaten, but only experienced by the eyes and nose

>>10571252
I need this cookbook...
Anyone got a pdf?