/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10563017
best method of tapering?
t. budding 24 year old alcoholic with genetic familial alcoholism, basing their life choices upon alcohol

>>10563035
Make a deep cut across your throat. The alcohol will spill out the opening instead of going into your stomach.

>>10563035
reduce your alcohol intake each day by a little bit, benzos could help, phenibut would help even more

>>10563035
I'd also recommend going to detox to quit safely.

>>10563050
>>10563042
not thinking about commiting myself, ironically i worked at a mental health / detox hospital which made me a worse alcoholic.

I really miss when my hangovers were just a nausea and headache

Now that I'm 27 it's basically an entire day of extreme anxiety

I'm only drinking a pint of vodka when I drink now too, compared to 15 shots when I was younger

Breathe deep the air of mortality, whether it lie in drink or the hard fought absence of it, my brothers, you stand among the ranks of Christ who forgave all sins for the sake of humanity, forgive yourselves as I ask the great spirit to forgive me
Cheers from America

You’re the teenager who screams stupid shit about wanting to “DESTROY” yourself, right? Been an irritant here since about January, when you first ran in shouting about how much more hardcore you are? Retarded. Sage.

>>10563086
He's a big fella.
Can you pet them or do they just horribly gore you?

We're both perfect and absolutely no good together. All shots, no business. No reality, no responsibility. Just shots, dirty jokes, and dares, dares ever increasing in intensity.

it would never have worked out between us, love.

>tfw you realize you'll probably be too drunk for work tomorrow
Hmmm... *sip *

>>10563099
You're advised to stay inside your vehicle while viewing

>>10563096
https://youtu.be/Wk7zdRnocXs

Withdrawals have arrived. Think I'd feel a bit better if I could actually be sick, rather than just feeling nauseous as fuck.

thinking about getting myself into shape, kicking the booze, and joininh the service, my life is already miserable and ive seen plenty of horrors. already thought my life was gonnan end in suicide, better to die a """"hero""". Multiple people from my hometown have committed suicide by standing in front of a train. im in a paranormal area. bridgewater triangle.

>>10563175
drink lots of water and just know its not forever

I'm not usually autistic but goddamn, why not a silhouette? I was about to make a new thread in this drunken haze because i couldn't see this one on a fist scan

how we all doing? drinking the rest of my vodka, then I'll finish some beers, make some beans, then go to sleep.

>>10563187
Already on it, downed a Pepsi though to see if that will help me throw up.

>>10563180
as long as its how you wanna go man. id give a big speech but i dont wanna be a dick, leave how ya want, thats what matters.

>>10563099
theyre usually docile but trying to approach one is stupid. people get gored every year at yellowstone national park.

>>10563198
fingers down throat. puke 5-10 times and youll feel better.

seek jesus. its too late to be saved

>>10563508
I'm feeling a bit better on the sick front, but if it comes back that's what I'll be doing.

im out of beer and its past 2am
now I have to wait a few hours

>>10563581
Unlucky. Don't you have 24 hour petrol stations or anything?

>>10563594
yeah even they cant sell alcohol past 2am
I live in a mormon state so im not surprised

>>10563599
Man that sucks, I'd be rattling my bag off.

>>10563035
most alcoholics use the word "tapering" as an excuse to keep drinking. If you want to "taper" just don't fucking drink literally any alcohol until you get the shakes, and then have 2-3 drinks, and repeat until you don't get the shakes anymore.

>>10563520
if it's too late what would seeking jesus do you utter melt

>>10563616
Plenty. He can turn water to wine, a substance which also courses through his very veins.

>>10563622
I can turn wine into urine with blood in it

I've had 3 & 1/2 bottles of wine in the last 12 hours. Slept a good 6 of the 12, which was a nice change from the last two days.
It's 9pm here but I have another 2 & 1/2 bottles to get me through the night, then it's another day or more of horrible sweats and blessed anxiety.
Oh well, at least I have tonight.

>>10563508
It's weird but damn this really works. When I have super bad stomach aches, when not drinking, I'll do this about every 20-30 mins when the pain gets too bad, and it gives me a good 10 minutes respite.

ok here i am again.

>>10563708
Hi, friend. I hope you are not here too long in a good way.

>>10563693
This was me.
Dear diary,
My wife, who is usually a rock just broke down and started crying, seeing me drink more..Again...
She left the room and stated truly that 'it's your fucking choice'.
Fuck me.

I went back to beg for my old job back and they told me not in a million years, and to get off of their property immediately

>>10563874
Fuck sorry to hear anon.
I'm calling later this week to ask but I have an actual 1% chance.
I quit bc the GM was a total ass and was going to ruin the company.
I wrote an email to the two owners explaining as much.
Last week he got fired and was escorted off the premises.
Just waiting for former co-workers to let me know when they are in a good mood and I'll call up. Wish me luck!

>>10563599
Wtf I live in VA and we can't buy past 12am, or buy liquor outside of dedicated liquor stores

>>10563904
Australia it's 9am-9pm so it's mini-withdrawals everyday unless you time it right or go to a bar nightly i guess.

>>10563923
Wow just when I think straya couldn't possibly be a bigger shithole.

Just getting over worst WDs of my life, properly scared myself there. Gonna try and see if I can stay sober this week. Thoughts with all you guys whatever state you're currently in

>>10563950
Yeah I bought a shit tonne this morning just to get me through the 24hours.
I guess on the up side it avoids a shit tonne of drink driving late at night.

>>10563951
Every withdrawals is horrid for me. My wife will soon give up on me bc she doesn't deserve to go through it Everytime.
If you read this tomorrow darling, I'm so so sorry. You deserve much better.

>>10563951
>WDs

what does this stand for?

>>10563976
Withdrawals.

Does anyone drink this shit anymore?

>>10564041
nah my mate almost died off that shit, dont trust it no more

>>10564041
This is far superior.

>>10564041
I have half a bottle sitting here.
I'd rather be sober than drink that piss.

Hi lads. So I've sent flowers to this girl I like. I joined a little card with a romantic quote and shit, but didn't sign my name. I've sent her a message to say I liked her on messenger 2 months ago but she never replied.

Did I fuck up? Is she going to like it? Am I a creep? I just don't know what to do, I just want a qt gf to care for

>>10564115
Lol weirdo

>>10563035
Kratom

>>10564115
usual answer- if you were chad she'd like it but then you wouldn't have had to anyway.

>>10563035
You know what was a good method of tapering?
Getting IBS. Getting thrown out on a bed for the better part of a week cause all you do is throw up. Now I just drink once, maybe twice a week now cause I am deathly afraid of another episode. Gone 5 months without a flare up, which is nice considering I used to get a flare up when I drank about 6 times a week, and got stick maybe once every 3 months or so.

>>10564181
>IBS
casual. IBD master race here. go cure yourself using breakingtheviciouscycle.info

>>10564115
That was probably a good move back in 1948

>>10564187
yep

>>10564041
I wouldn't clean my toilet bowl with that garbage. I have no idea how anyone drinks that shit, and I've gotten drunk off of mouthwash before.

>>10563625
underrated post

passed out just woke up again, i dont know where my whiskey bottle is

>>10564295
go get another one, you'll find the other one later and it will be a godsend

>>10564304
I'm gonna go get vodka soon

>no silhouette
>not searchable in catalog
>attention whore

Dropped.
proper al/ck/ general

>>10564351


>>10564351
>>10564351

>>10564041
No, it was the drink that only high schoolers liked because they knew nothing about whiskey. Once everyone grew out of the Fireball trend, people just forgot about it.

reading about kindling

getting scared lads.

probably got a lot o' glutamate

>>10564041
worse

>>10563175
People who are incapable of puking are brainlets.