/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I would define meat as muscle/flesh, so no.

no, they're eggs

>>10560170
Nope, but they're a little unhealthier.
Eggs are protein for poorfags who can't afford lean cuts of meat or protein powders.

Idk it's weird. It has all the stuff muscle and flesh is made out of. I mean it turns into an animal.
That's why vegans don't eat it.
It's technically meat

Eggs are more meat than meat is meat because they are just 100% pure meat and nothing else.

>>10560215
>protein powders

>>10560170
if eggs are meat then wtf are eggs?

>>10560170
In India, it's considered non-veg and vegetarians don't eat the stuff. They make cakes without eggs and shit. Awful place, don't recommend it.

>>10560222

You can't possibly be this retarded.

>>10560170
no they are not

>>10560238
Meats are eggs.

>>10560240
Are you telling me the stuff that literally turns into a chicken isn't meat product? Kys fucking stupid faggot

>>10560248
You know what else literally turns into a chicken?
Corn.

>>10560244
okey, that makes kind of sence.

>>10560248
Yes.
You might argue that it's technically poultry by some silly stretch of the leveled-up pedantic spergbrain, but it's sure as hell not meat.

>>10560261
It's sense.

>>10560222
>honey is meat

>>10560277
okey i wil ceep dat in mint.

>>10560289
Honey is literally vomit.
Stupid idiot

>>10560215
>eggs
>unhealthy

Get off 4chan mom

it's a cell

>>10560215
>fat makes you fat meme
>cholesterol clogs your arteries meme
Go back to the 90s

>>10560170
It comes before the meat.

>>10560170
Eggs aren’t meat. They are eggs. You are trying to redefine what MEAT means.

>>10560261
>*okay (or, more accurately, *OK)
>*sense

>>10560409
It’s pre-meat

>>10560430
Do you preheat your meat?

>>10560311
Brain damage.

>>10560170
I duno. is a cell meat?

>>10561122
Not all. Some cells are organs, others are vascular tissue, or blood/plasma. Then there’s fat and marrow. All meat is made of cells, but not all cells are meat.

>>10560227
I appreciated how retarded this was.

>>10560289
>honey turns into bees

>is hair meat?
>is blood meat?
>is marrow meat?
Just because it's from an animal doesn't mean it's meat. Meat is muscle in a cullinary context you fucking autistic, take your semantics and shove them up your ass m8.

>>10561179
fuck you. your entire body is just electric meat.

>>10560170
Is hair meat ? Is cum meat ? Is skin meat ? Is bone meat ? Is offal meat ?

The last one is the only one that's remotely ambigious. I'll leave to work it out.

>>10560248
Is cum meat ?

>>10561122
Are elements molecules ?

No because vegetarians eat them

Is /ck/ really this full of brainlets or is this an ebin board meymey. I know sandwich autism is thing here but the spergers technically do have a point even though sandwich is technically so all encompassing as to be useless if you sperg out about it.

>>10561233
You have it the other way around, vegetarians eat them because they're not meat.

>>10560248
>>10560271
>>10560381
>>10561122
Eggs are the FOOD for the CELL to EAT. Holy shit how are you all so retarded? Eggs are NOT FERTILIZED and are not living nor have the DNA of any living creature on this Earth. They're literally just food for the thing that will eventually turn into a chicken so that it can live inside this thing as big as your retarded brains.

The eggs you buy at a store are unfertilized and literally are just food for the thing that WOULD BE living inside of them if they were fertilized.

>>10561245
hol on hol on hol on. are you saying... an egg is a type of sandwich?

>>10561251
isn't the chicken formed from the yolk which is the gamete that combines with the sperm?

>>10561163
> eggs turn into chickens

>>10561269
Yes, an egg is a gamete.

>>10560215
You know you can just eat the egg white and discard the egg yolk, don't you? Egg white is pure protein.

>>10561296
the egg or the yolk
and isn't the food actually gonna be the chicken

>>10561226
Cum is nothing like eggs. Compare the nutritional content of a load of semen with an egg. Semen is mostly liquid, whereas eggs have tons of protein, vitamins, and fat.

>>10561315
maybe your semen

>>10561283
>chickens turn into dinosaurs

>>10561314
The yolk is a giant cell that contains all of the nutrients for the embryo (that will be made when the sperm hits the egg and goes to the small cluster of genetic material inside of the yolk) and the egg white is the protective layer.

>and isn't the food actually gonna be the chicken
I don't understand what you meant by this. The yellow thing with fat/cholesterol is not just food for the embryo that would be made inside of it, it's food for us. The white stuff (that is actually clear before it's cooked) is a bunch of proteins that just protect the egg. There is nothing that is "gonna be the chicken" inside of an egg, because it's not fertilized.

Eggs are not meat.
"Meat" is defined as the flesh of an animal. Taking the autism a step further, "flesh" in animals is defined as the "the soft substance consisting of muscle and fat that is found between the skin and bones of an animal."
Eggs can ultimately become meat, but are not meat themselves. Kind of like how cake batter is most definitely not cake even though the ingredients between the two are identical.

>>10560170
According to Rabbinical law.
No

>>10560170
Well they aren't vegetables

>>10560215
While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream

>>10560227

Eggs turn into meat.

>>10562578
This is actually one of my favorite things. Everyone should try it with a splash of aged rice wine vinegar.

>>10562578

Most of the Asian grocery stores near me have balut from time to time, but it's always just sitting out on the end of an aisle like the sale items at Target and I always feel like I'd get burned if I tried it for the first time from one of those places. Shit, even half the freshly prepared hot food at my 99 Ranch tastes like gutter oil.

>>10560170
Not meat but as far as the American Food Pyramid is concerned they belong to the same group

>>10562599
Bay Areafag?

>>10562714
Close, but more inland.

The real crazy thing is the fact that chickens lay eggs to begin with

Doesn't that technically make them reptiles?

>>10562738

Reptiles lay soft shelled eggs.

>>10562738
>>10562754
birds are reptilian. i thought everybody learned this in basic grade school.

>>10562796

So are humans, if you want to go there.

>>10560215
pretty much the dumbest post I have ever seen on 4chan.

>>10562830
Yeah, /fit/ fags are like that.

>>10560215
>protein powder

>>10560170
Can someone break down cholesterol/dietary cholesterol? Like is it unhealthy to eat a lot of eggs? I know a nurse that tells me to not eat so many eggs (about 40 a week) but they're great and are good added to lots of dishes.

>>10560170
Eggs are Dense Protein
Eggs are not Meat.

They take up the same dietary space as meat, with a high fat content, highly dense calories that take time to unwind (staying power in caloric form) and a rich and heady flavor profile.

But eggs are definitely a unique entity.

>>10563057
Not only can the body break down cholesterol, we recently found that the body will produce its own cholesterol if it can't get enough.

That said, you should still monitor your intake of eggs. One meal with eggs per day is enough.

>>10560227
Is is so stupid it almost makes sense.

>>10562802
Uh... no.
Humans are mammalian, because we have mammary glands and are "hot blooded".

>>10561708
Thanks, Jews.

>>10562738
Birds are very closely related to reptiles.

>>10562796
They're reptilian in many aspects but they're not actually reptiles.

>>10563087

>he actually went there

Please refer back to your grade school biology textbook before posting here again (unless of course you went to elementary school in Alabama).

>>10560222
>a wool sweater is meat
>ice cream is meat
How can you be this much of a fucking retard?

>>10560402
>fat makes you fat meme
Doesn't it?

>>10561226
Does it matter?

>>10563129
Calories make you fat.

>>10563108
Fuck off, coastie.

>>10563149
fat has calories, fatty

>>10563154
Yeah, so does literally all food, dummy.

>>10563160
But no food has more calories than fat.

>>10563160
>dude why eat salad instead of my king sized nuggets bowl they both have calories anyway and desu it fits with keto

>>10563151

Damn, I knew that one was a long shot, but I actually struck a nerve. Fucking kek.

>>10563149
Oh, right. Thanks. There's strong correlation between the two, that's probably why people often mix them.

>>10561315
>being this much of an oblivious brainlet

>>10563192
oh, but not with the person you trolled.

I'm over here and I couldn't give a shit about what you said. Hi!

When you're wrong you're wrong, and I have better things to do

>>10563057
Even Doctors are brainlets spouting momscience from 80 years ago when it comes tothis shit, so imagine how worthless the opinion of nurses is.

>>10563345
>I have better things to do

Apparently not, dum dum.

>>10563351
I am a nurse and I agree with every word in this post.
Doctors and nurses don't keep up to date on this shit. They just remember what they were taught in school.
Keeping up with knew knowledge is part of the job of course but they're too busy doing that with new drugs and machines and procedures to read about eggs.

>>10561122
incels are meat

>>10563345
>When you're wrong you're wrong
This is the mind either of the left, or a children's mind on tantrum.

>>10562334
Pepperoni is the true protein king.

Would you like the chicken, the meat, or the fish menu?

>>10562937
why do you post a chubby guy when citing protein powder?

>>10560170
someone once told me kaviar is fish
so i asked if eggs were chicken

so i'll go for yes

>>10560170
Eggs are the best periods in the world.
Also, do Pro-lifers not eat eggs? i mean there COULD be life in there. I have had a fucking fetus in an egg once, i did not eat it(i am not asian).

>>10562588
It seems a bit rough to go down. I mean i really have a problem with the texture of oysters and mussels so crunching on bird fetus prob will result in me spitting it out and disrespecting the cook, wether i like the taste or not.
Crunching on small bones and slimey eyes at the same time? the texture would fuck me up.
Dont get me wrong i would love to have the experience of tasting something so far from my own culinary culture, but im peckish with my textures so i think ill skip this one.

>>10562055
It does actually if you look up controlled studies.
>>10560402
>cholesterol doesn't clog your arteries
>what is atherosclerosis

>>10561299
>discarding the precious yolk instead of the nasty boogers know as a the egg white

>>10563129
nah
carbs make you fat if you eat too many of them
and it's a lot easier to eat too many carbs since they're cheaper and more plentiful

whereas with fat, whilst it is more calorie dense, it's not something that you're going to eat a lot of unless you're splashing out on a nice steak dinner or something
(also meat has more nutrition than most carbs)
(also a lot of modern processed carbs are bad for your teeth)

>>10561299
I cant see how eggs in moderation would be bad for you even if they do contain cholesterol like say at most 2 a day.

It's not like most people even need more protein than roughly 2-eggs will have...